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7650700 No.7650700 [Reply] [Original]

Why do /fa/ggots wear shorts above the knee?
Well women should do it all of the time but men? Are you fucking kidding me? No one wants to see your hairy, skinny MAN legs. Even though you squat, it still won't compare to a hot woman's legs.

tl/dr if you wear shorts, wear it below the knee or avoid shorts altogether.

Pic related makes me vomit.

>> No.7650709

>>7650700
if they go past the knee then why even call them shorts anymore
they're not shorts they're longs

>> No.7650714

OP has fat legs

>> No.7650722

I know this is a troll but I have a sliver of agreement somewhere in my psyche. Above the knee gets parroted so hard here, but it can be seriously unflattering or socially implicative. Also what's wrong with cargo shorts? Other than being the summer uniform of fedora wearers, I think cargo shorts can be a potentially valuable part of a wardrobe if done right and not repeated often, especially in colors other than the typical khaki and bronze.

>> No.7650726

>>7650722
usually its just above the knee or even stretching it to at-the-knee
any higher is zyzz core
i still wear them when running though
because usually the pocket design looks like shit and nobody uses all the pockets

>> No.7650728
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7650728

>>7650700
Is this you OP?

>> No.7650730

Should a spooky skeleton like myself avoid wearing shorts?

>> No.7650738

>>7650730
gain some muscle definition beforehand

>> No.7650743

>>7650726
But what if the pockets and general adornment contributes to the look? Think black long sleeve, green bucket hat, and camo cargos. Or am I just being a sperg?

>>7650730
Skeletons are fine, it's the other end that gets gross

>> No.7650746

>>7650730
I'm a skeleton and I avoid shorts but I also have extremely pale legs and darkish hair that I don't feel like I can really work around with shorts. I also don't have to because I live in Colorado.

>> No.7650745

>>7650743
black long sleeve, not in that context
green bucket hat, what are you in the army
camo cargos, really isnt that what every 12 year old wears
that sounds really spergy

>> No.7650754

>>7650743
The pockets contributing to the look is something I've seen with a lot of cargo pants but no shorts.