/fa/ - Fashion

>>7629454

>>7629466

>>7629454

>>7629480
Lmao.

>>7629478

>>7629484

>>7629491

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>>7629500

>>7629503
whats with the new 60sec timer between posts?!

>>7629507

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>>7629486
still think this is 10000% better then the MFA one.

and it is still humor this is why i love /fa/

>>7629516

>>7629519

>>7629486
dude who made this actually has good taste though
all those pieces cohere fairly well

>>7629514

>>7629519
top laugh

>>7629522

>>7629531

>>7629511
More YesStyle fuck-ups pls

>>7629532

>>7629533

>>7629537
this is more up to date

>>7629545
>the /fa/ lyfe

>>7629546

>>7629549

this is so fucking dumb but funny at the same time its funny because its so dumb

>>7629545

>>7629549
>1/2

>>7629557
inb4 ds in trash

>>7629557
>2/2
>>7629553
thank you baldchan, i will post some of your work as well

>>7629536
>that fucking foot on the table

evry tiem

>>7629561

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>>7629597

>>7629588
i remember this thread, he ripped his pants and his mom suprised him with making a homemade kitten patch and patching up his pants. feels were had

>>7629599

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>>7629606
twas glorious

>>7629605

>>7629606
unlucky m8 read OP's post

>>7629614
damn cant find the one with rick in the middle

>>7629629

>>7629636

>>7629628
wow didnt read

>>7629642
forgive me based god

>>7629564

guys how do I look like /fa/ guy? I like his hair

>>7629649

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>>7629646
does noone bother to look at the images posted already?

>>7629536
tfw i really sit like this

>>7629658
>does noone bother to look at the images posted already?

hehehe

>>7629486
>every waywt ever

>>7629658

>>7629499
w2c fake air max 95s?

>>7629664

>>7629672

anyone wanna help make this funnier

>>7629677

>>7629682

>>7629687

>>7629692

>>7629478
IF I SEE THAT YESSTYLE JACKET ONE MORE TIME...

>>7629696

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>>7629704
wtf is this? pyrmid heads younger step brother, pyrmid arms?

>>7629703
actuall, i never see it around anymore but it was really bad in '11

>>7629713
gareth pugh

>>7629713
gareth pugh

>>7629723

>>7629516
based dok komme

>>7629728
>he actually goes running like this

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>>7629746

>>7629749

anons fixation on trips

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>>7629763
you wish

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>>7629799

lol

>>7629789
father effay telling it how it be yo

>>7629789

>>7629781
i love this one
its something else

>>7629803

matt u little sht

>>7629799
..I don't exactly get it.
I know about Sruli's sharkskin gloves but why is he naked?

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>>7629832

>>7629486
/fa/ uniform 2013/2014

Should I ridicule people wearing this now, or should I wait a year first?

>>7629824
He was so hype on putting on his precious glove that he didn't put on anything else

>>7629845

>>7629848

almost all of the clothes in that infograph are basics

>>7629859

>>7629872
mommy and daddy rich or did you inherent all that dough?

>>7629872

>>7629879

>>7629861
so are CDB's, OCBD's and indigo raws.

aka

/fa/ uniform 2011/2012

>>7629883
the important part ist the 7000$ topman receipt

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>>7629711
I didn't understand this until I realized he has cancer

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>>7629938
:^)

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>>7629953
anyone remember this guys dad?

>>7629958

posting the classic that started it all

>>7629967
Not only is this painful to look at, but what's worse is that some of these cows actually think they have a good sense of style.

>>7629484
Holy fuck. Thats brilliant

>>7629982
HHNNNNGGGGGG

>>7629994
I know, anon-kun. I had to try really hard not to save every pic posted of her in the countless threads she's been posted.

>>7629982
anyone else notice this looks weird af?

>>7629982
butter face

>>7630015
forgot pic

>>7630009
There's a humongous gallery with all her pictures somewhere on Imgur

>>7630021
>autism

>>7630015
>>7630021
I don't see it, looks like a delic pussy to me.

>>7630019
Straight up deluded fuccboi.

>>7630027
I know, you can just google her name and there's several galleries. It's just different when you see it 'randomly' in a thread and when you search it out.

>>7629931

ew

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>>7629511
this shit had on the floor

>>7630035
it wasn't some epic board humour zeitgeist moment. most of /fa/ just doesn't know that dan hikes in danner and doesn't care what /fa/ thinks

stop forcing it like it's some great new meme. it was a "recent cops" thread and he was posting his new hiking boots.

>>7630171
yeah when people post "what are /fa/ hiking boots" everyones all "OHHHH JUST GET THE MOST COMFORTABLE ONES WHY WOULD YOU TRY TO BE /FA/ WHILE HIKING IDIOT"

and then dan posts un/fa/ hiking boots and everyone shits themselves

>>7629545
I remember this haha

>>7629556
I must be the only person that likes that fit. Probably looks horrible in a full outfit, but that exact image makes it look nice.

>>7630534
the structure before the shoe is ok but the biggest problem with baggy pants is how it interacts with shoes. and hen of course having the tongue just throws the whole thing out of balance

>>7629516
w2c those fucking pants i've been looking 5ever

>>7630567
thats a skirt dude

>>7629599
lmfao

>>7629627
I fucking love this one
people like that are too real and they're so damn confident
it's surreal

>>7629799
I laughed

>>7629824
because only a fucking insane person would buy/wear that

>>7630481
lel


i got some ok threads saved

>>7629958
yeah i do wtf

>>7629486
is there a girl version of this

>>7629789
w2c pants?

>>7629723
in relation to this ...
also, I'll dump some stuff

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>>7629454
whats that hairstyle called? it can only apply to faces like him?

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>>7631596

>>7629486
kek´d

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>>7629514
>>where to cop JB hair?

nigguh wat? who the fuck would want to look like that nigger, even goofninjas look better than that faggot

>>7629606
>>7629597
>>7629588
Why does this make me really, really sad? Like somehow I can imagine his mom doing this and thinking it'll be great and when he sees it he thinks, "what the fuck?" but he can't say anything because he knows it'd hurt his mom's feelings and later that night he's laying in bed thinking about the effort his mom put in and how he'll never wear it and his eyes starts to well up so he rolls over and puts in his earbuds and turns on GY!BE and cries himself to sleep.

I need to get out more often.

>>7629533
bad cops and bad fits fo the rest of the year, anon

>>7631639
this made me so angry the first time i saw it

>>7631652
i know what you mean. although i don't get what could be embarrassing or ugly about a cat patch on my pants. In fact I wish I had one

>>7631639
i know this dude

i met him IRL one time back when i was into #jordans and shit

i had hardcore beef with him once because he was a total faggot

motherfucker never changed i see

>>7631676
I don't know, I think it'd be kinda cool. I know a friend who lurks here that would kill for something like that. That's just the feels that hit me like a wave when I saw it.

>>7631677
the dude's name is nabeel, i think his last name is mohi? idk

>>7629599

whoever did this fuck you

I look like a nutter laughing at shoes that hard

"My hair now falls naturally into a perfectly styled HY"

lol

>>7631680
I get those feels when my mom tries to find me clothes or asks if I like ____ at a store

>>7629691
niggas be mirin

>>7631699
Exactly. I think it's because I'm so close to my mom and she's always given up a lot for me but she's getting visibly older and it just kills me.

>>7629764
Was going to make a new thread about it but
Is Rowsdower effay?

>>7629629
>ill return for you someday

>>7631639

>>7630035
here is the original, damn i laughed for hours

>>7631783
i actually like those boots, it's the pants that ruin the pic
those boots look comfy and with a right fit they look fa as fuck
w2c?

>>7631714
-swoon-
rowsdower

Does anybody remember the thread where someone said "I need to cop a black hoodie and only have $10"

and then posted a pic of his disgusting ass desk full of hair and mold with a $10 bill?

>>7631753
lmao dead

>>7631803
yeah i remember that.

he then got a hoodie from like walgreens or something

and it looked like the hoodie had an asymmetrical zipper

it was pretty much rick owens

>>7631814
yea i need to find the pics.
it was so fucking funny.

>>7631826
>walgreens
yesss i found it searching for Walgreens

>>7631677
>having beef with a faggot
faggot confirmed

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>>7631842
here is a link to the thread btw:
>>/fa/thread/S7378109#p7380721

im fucking dying

>>7631840
are you Slav?
sounds liek gopnik wisdom

>>7631836
holy fuck I'm dying
this is exactly what $10 should look like when it's the only $10 you can afford to spend on a hoodie

>>7631836
"your floors are disgusting"
"no that's my finger"

lol

>>7631851
non-faggots place themselves above the influence of faggots

>>7631836
>that fucking vapor rub holding the money down

i fucking love 4chan

>>7631840
it was years ago, i agree, i was a faggot back then because i was into jordans.

>>7631850
that's so obviously dr. mario lol

look at how he types
plus that long ass random rant about relationship dynamics.

legit psychopath

>>7631850
>>7631879
>newly bought walgreens hoodie
>fucking dirty already
>takes pic in front of a urinal

this man is one grotesque creature

>>7631850
>There was piss on the ground which is why I put them on the urinal.

>>7631859
I liked how he reviewed each coin and bill like it was his first time seeing one.

>>7631850
holy shit, can that thread possibly be real? fucking wtf lol

>>7629605
im laughing like an idiot

>>7631836
>its probably my hair.
>idk i just tried to find a clean spot on my desk to take the pic.

>>7629677
Do people really party like this? With like 5 other people? Why is there a DJ?

>>7631931
>>>/fa/thread/S7378109#p7380721
it's just dr mario fucking around as anon
look at all the fucking articles about women were linked in that thread

>>7632080
still hilarious though

>>7632080
but where did he get those hideous photos?

>>7632080

lol

>>7629511
LOOK DEEP INTO THE PARKER

>>7629832
>First name is in fact not Maison
hahahahahahahahha

>>7632196
I had been asked to cover some dishwashing shifts at the restaurant where I usually bartend. I had no idea how dirty dishwashers get, so I bought some very cheap black cargo pants, shirts, and ugly ass shoes (thrift store, $12). No big deal. Now I could have some stuff to throw on to wash dishes in, and not have to worry about getting my regular cool bartending clothes all fucked up. This was right as the weather started getting cold and I wanted a cheap black sweater so I didn't have to worry about messing it up.
This is when I initially formed the idea for my now famous "Ten Dollar Sweatshirt" prank.

To set up the legendary "Vick's Money Shot" picture, I simply pulled clumps of hair that had accumulated in the shared living room area of the house I had been staying at, and added some random garbage from the trash can to give it an authentic look. The pictures were actually taken on the corner of that floor. The hair is still a mystery to me, but I didn't ask questions and seeing as it was behind a door it would have been easy for my roommates to not have noticed it while cleaning. The idea it was a picture I took on my desk was merely part of the illusion. The Vicks Vapor Rub, however, was authentic. It's very nice for stuffy sinuses. Another surprising fact is that it indeed was actual authentic US currency pictured, not counterfeit.

I actually did plan on buying a cheap sweater, and I knew /fa/ had very minimal knowledge of clothing. It would be foolish to ask for advice on /fa/. I posted the thread as my masterpiece joke.

>cont

>>7632335
>2/2
I chose to use a photo of Barbara Chandler because it represented the lifestyle I intended to portray but initially I had planned to use "Vick's Money Shot" as the opening picture. After brief reflection I realized it would be better received if I posted it as a response. /fa/ has a very predictable pattern of behavior so it was easy to plan the majority of the thread. I already anticipated the responses.

This was also when I decided to go with the "finger over lens" motif, which is why my finger is over the lens in a majority of pictures. I felt like it added to the trashiness of the character.

The biggest challenge was creating a suitable environment for the character. Simply posting a "fit" wouldn't be enough, as you can gain a lot of information about a person by their surroundings. I wanted to have a chaotic, dirty scene so I did some rearranging. This was made easier due to the state of disarray caused by moving.

To give in an authentic feel, I tried my best to use authentic props. It actually was a legitimate bag of trash on my floor, which I took from the kitchen. I added the empty bottles of alcohol, one from my desk, one from the recycle bin.

The towels and clothes scattered around? Dirty laundry, and things I had decided to get rid of. I was moved out two days later.

I was very nervous at work that day, hoping my ruse was going as anticipated. I snuck into the bathroom to read the thread, and was pleased to see it was playing out perfectly, like clock work. That was when I decided to take the picture at the urinal.

The witty responses I gave to posters weren't planned. I had made them up right in the heat of the moment.

As for the sweatshirt?
I ended up not getting one, since I didn't have enough time. I had spent it posting in my thread.
I ended up finding and wearing a long sleeve black Henley, though the heating in the kitchen was sufficient. I ended up wearing a regular black tee shirt.

>>7630476

Top left is NOBD, he doesn't even have Aldens.

>>7632335
>>7632337
haha if this is true good job lol.
i was laughing at the whole thread.

>>7629647
how tall is he

>>7629966
why is rick's jeans dirty

>>7631652
m8 it was the other way around
everyone in the thread thought it was awesome and wanted one as well
anon was almost forced in getting his mom to sell kitty patches

>>7629588
I remember that thread!

That kitty patch was /fa/ as fuck because it's mother love. Hope he wore them out. That was the most feels thread /fa/ has had in a long time. I remember than anons were asking if they could pay his mum to make more kitty patches.

ok guys, i need that rick copypasta with the fake leather jacket. thanks in advance

>>7632641
dont think ive ever seen that one

What's the link to that one blog where it posts all these people who praise themselves as originals one of them is wearing a full tie-dye dress with a clothes hanger on his neck?

>>7629816

>>7634197
ah man hel-looks

>>7634303
Tight boots though.

> from hel-looks

“I'm wearing a H&M scarf (almost Givenchy!), a Damir Doma hoodie, a Rick Owens t-shirt, Army of Me trousers and a Weekday coat which cost only 15 euros.

My favourite designers are Rick Owens, Damir Doma, Helmut Lang and Raf Simons. I like to wear black, white and grey.”

>>7634401
Oh god those docs absolutely kill that fit

“The hat, the jacket, the shirt and the trousers are all Yohji Yamamoto. The boots are Red Wing Shoes. There is nothing more to say.”

>>7634416
Nah, his face and hair kill it. Except for that and the scarf that fit is really cool I think. Anyone got any more info on that hoodie?

>>7634444
wait

it's a man?

>>7634401
i'd like this fit if it weren't for the dude's hair and piercing

“Mother's old jeans + a culture lover's cape = the doctor of macabre.”

Get my new n&fs hemmed, bitch goes and hems them too short. First pair of raws fucked.

>>7634464
>>7634430
>>7634401
where are these pictures from?

I'll see what I have

>>7634480
post a fit
might not be that bad if the leg opening is small enough

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little fuccboi? I’ll have you know I have over 10,000 positive rep on Superfuture, and I’ve been involved in numerous Instagram features and street style photography galleries. I am trained in multiple complex lacing techniques and I’m the highest bidder on numerous Helmt Lang grails as we speak. You are nothing to me but just another pleb. I will laugh at your fits with scorn the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am writing acerbic witticisms on my Tumblr (which has over 20,000 followers) so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking poor, kid. I can post a fit anywhere, anytime and that's just with my bare iPhone. Not only am I extensively trained in Yahoo! JP, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the StyleZeitgeist archive and I will use it to its full extent to criticize your outfit and make you wish you'd never even put on clothes this morning, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>7634494

I'll post what i got

>>7634508

>>7629478
This special guy at my work just bought this for xmas or something. Jesus its so awful

>>7634489
woah what is this from?

>>7634512
>first person to post 'party feel' images will get bad cops and terrible fits in 2014

>>7634512
Image limit reached...
nvm my dump

>>7634493
OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR DISAGREEING WITH ME ABOUT POLITENESS. COCKMUFFIN

>>7634526
wrong file but whatever

>>7634526
>first

>>7634482

Hel-looks

google it

>>7631753
squids.jpg

>>7629486
i can't stop laughing like an idiot at this pic

>>7634530
>>7634493
Hey /fa/, it's time we talk about something for a moment here. I've been on and off this board a lil bit (2010?) and really enjoyed my time here. But one thing irks me from time to time; ever so often I'll encounter a post (on a fashion forum, no less) trashing someone's fit or lifestyle choice or whatever, and it'll be punctuated by the lame ass phrase "that's so gay".

I know. Who is this faggot. This is 4chan, and you can't take the 4chan out of /fa/. Hear me out.

I'm a 20 year old male in Canada, probably had a similar upbringing to a lot of you. "Gay" was a common playground diss, even before we really knew what it meant. It always meant "other", the kid who didn't do what we did, didn't wear fila hoodies and play yugioh, or whatever was cool at 10. It always meant someone or something was wrong, off, or twisted. In high school, I still used the term. A surprise math test, getting grounded, missing a concert: so GAY.
Then "gay" became a real thing, one of my best friends and a well-liked kid at my school was all but confirmed gay. Suddenly, I started to notice there really were gay people not outside the communities I enjoyed but in them, integral people who I loved and supported. How could I call anything "gay" in that way any more? How could I call someone "gay" and invoke anything but the friends I knew? Worse, how could I consider some bad occurrence or injury as a reminder of those friends?

Fast forward to 2013, almost 2014, and a fashion forum which undoubtedly includes gay people still has frequent use of "gay" as a diss or negative adjective. [I'm not talking about faggot, that's different. I think half the time it's used affectionately, and it's taken on a different role in 4chan culture.] Most of you probably don't use the term, but those who do, I would just ask why? What do you mean when you say something is super gay?

Sorry, /fa/, just had to get that off my chest. It's fucking 2014.
Peace to you all.

>>7632546
>>7629588
dammit i want a kitten patch now.
w2c?

>>7634674
faggot

>>7634674
double homo-faggot

>>7629603
i'm kinda sat ktt doesn't invade us more often

>>7629658
>he doesn't know
lol

>>7630195
fuck off trunks

>>7634775
smh

>>7629511
Looks comfy as fuck when there's a snow storm.

>>7629789
id on those pants please

>>7629967
Saved. Fucking tear up every time I see this damn picture.

>>7634928
>comfy
>style
pick one

>>7629691
Would publicly scold / 10

>>7635100
>implying comfy-core isn't a thing

>>7629664
i-is this logical? can't i just keep my mouth open

>>7634674
Gayest shit I ever read

>>7634674

You are the faggotest fagot alive.

>>7634493
>I’m the highest bidder on numerous Helmt Lang grails as we speak

looool

>>7629507
To whoever wrote this infographic: I've met intimidating good looking people, but I met a faggot like that final pic in Portland and it wasn't intimidation at all. Prada creepers, a bright red jacket and some leather pants, large glasses and a manbun. Looked like a fashion show reject. /fa could learn a thing or two about subtlety because constantly dressing like a freakshow carney won't get you anywhere.

>>7634725
>>7634765
>>7636202
>>7636223
>>/fa/thread/S7512050

>>7629500
i was there
it was a cozy thread
fucking crazy

>>7629486
crack cocaine made me kek again
it's actually a good guide if you're not a complete sperg in the first place

>>7629507
lold
there's a scarily attractive dude like this with super long hair in my area. i've seen him wearing picasso tier palettes of at least seven layers on multiple occasions.

>>7631525

this would be so comfy

10/10 fit imo

>>7638368

excuse me for being a mega pleb

but how do super layered fits not make people mad sweaty

>>7629535
This is hilarious. The dude in the pic is an enormous faggot for having a troll face up on his wall though

>>7630534
You best be joking

>>7629658
why is his face so liney

>>7638411
Rick mask

>>7634303
might be somewhat cool without the graphic...

>>7634401
arrogant babyface fatty
cool fit tho. sneaky save.

>>7629872
6.8k to Topman? The fuck?

>>7630035
Oh god, I remember this from the other day, lol