/fa/ - Fashion

>>7594978
>go to bar
>wear all black goofy goober gear
>stand in corner and don't talk to anyone
>bouncer tells me not to cause trouble

>be at club in city
>dadcore kid wearing tweed blazer 3 piece suit
>make fun of him to my gf
>she walks over and pretends to trip and spills drink on him
>love my gf
>wake up
>tfw no gf

thats y u shud wear shit u dont care beign dirty u bitch

>>7594999
>999
Not bad.

Also I'll just link this.
>>7594877

>tfw full rick for the first time and it felt no different from wearing basics

>drinking lots of water for muh skin
>pissing every 10 minutes

>>7594978
>Friend invites me gambling
>Go out, come back and check on auction I'd been watching
>mfw lost track of time in the casino
>mfw my UC jacket went for 210 only
What could have been /fa/....what could;ve been

>>7595019

>tfw iktf

>>7595026
That's probably the opposite of healthy, but yeah I know that feel.
I was ill as fuck almost all Christmas and had to drink tons of it, every 5 or 10 minutes, I could've just drank it straight from my dick and it would have been a non-stop loop.

>be last night
>bake hash brownies and watch films with friends
>everyone totally minced
>everyone split up into own rooms
>go with a qt
>we're starting to get really hot and touchy
>tfw limp dick
>tfw hear all other couples in house screaming in pleasure

>>7595026
How much water do you drink? Because it's actually strenuous on the kidneys if you drink too much. There's a thing called water addiction.

>>7595091
I aim for a gallon a day, but usually between 3-4.5 litres a day

>>7595159
how do u do that

>be at new club in the centre
>it's invite only and I think the doorman is wearing geos
>minimalist music on and ambient lighting
>it's not too loud and people are milling around talking to each other--everyone seems happy
>bartender is cocktail flairing
>feels /fa/ as fuck in this moment
>taking drinks back to my gf and a couple of friends on the balcony seating
>there's some fuccboiy sat in my seat angled towards my new model gf, he's talking to her and
>when I walk up to the table everyone stops talking and looks up at me.
>He turns around and it turns out to be one of the kids I bullied at school
>put the drinks on the table
>girlfriend coughs, the table is silent and the guy leaves really awkwardly without saying anything to anyone
>sit back down in my chair watching him and judging his shit fit full of SUPREME and OBEY as he walks off.
>he looks back around and I'm staring at him and he speeds up in the direction he's walking
>gf puts her hand on my leg and kisses me on the side of the neck
>whispers "tonight I want you inside of me" into my ear so closely that it almost feels like she's licking me on the ear
>love my new gf, she could be the one
>she takes her hand off my leg unusually quickly
>I see nothing
>I feel all wet
>I wake up in my dingy, damp, dark inner-city flat covered in sweat with an empty bottle of melatonin on the floor next to my mattress
>I cry
>tfw no gf

>>7595007
Just get a boomblaster and blast this:
http://youtu.be/GeUx5sdp3qM

>>7595187
8.50/10 would read something by you again.

>>7595274

>>7595184
Just drink consistently when you're just sitting around doing work or whatever. You're at home/work, just go pee

>>7594978
>>7594987
>>7594999
>>7595040
>>7595088
>>7595187


We are all /fa/, yet we are still 4chan

Why.

>>7595405

>>7595405
fuck off

>roll up to the club
>on dubs
>dressed in full rick
>bitches checking my waddle (lol jaykay)
>guys checking my girlfriend
>everyone checking our coorded artisinal fits
>we do this all the time, just spend the whole night making fun of all the fuccbois and laughing
>we leave the club at 4:30 in the morning and I drive, a little drunkenly, to this little nature preserve I know of
>I grab a towel to lay on and we hop the fence and go deep into the wooded area
> After a little while of walking we find the perfect spot, a bridge right above a waterfall.
>I roll a blunt for us and we talk and watch the light dance off of the water as the sun begins to come up
>I tell my girlfriend I love her so much and she gives me a gentle kiss in reply
>we lay back and we fall asleep together, with her nestled in my arms, in our small sanctuary away from the world
>I wake up
>tfw no gf.

>>7595437
Damn that sounded perfect, w2c that lifestyle.

>>7595437
didn't really like the line about rolling a blunt and waching the sun come up but still enjoyed it I suppose

you guys are faggots, this thread is not effay

>sitting in hot tub with mum and dad
>they tell u to go get their jackets
>give u a map
>u look at the map
>its just an embroidered picture of a mouse getting run over by a semi truck
>walk across the street
>a giant lego man picks u up and swallows u
>u slowly dissolve from his stomach acid, dying in excruciating pain
>wake up
>tfw it was only a dream...

>>7595504
fake and gay

>>7595504
2/10 not even a face.

>Be at pleb club with my un/fa/ friends
>Kind of tipsy, walk to a friend (kind of effay) who is talking with some qts
>Start talking with one of them
>Matching outfits
>"This is boring, we're going to another party, would you come with us?"
>Look at my other friends' faces
>Shit i have to stay.

I'll never talk to her again.

>>7595605
>not going to a different party
Step it up nigga

>>7595187
damn dude..