/fa/ - Fashion

>>7547381

going back to uni tomorrow

cant wait

get the jagerbombs in lads

oi oi oi

#fifa
#unilad
#nandos

>>7547381
Hi

I go to uni

>waitin on dat student loan

>tfw not a student anymore

I'm thinking of dropping out. What are the benefits of not going to university?

am i allowed to post here if I hated uni and all the petty cunts who went to it

>>7547397
it's cheaper

Britbong uni? #FRESHERS #LADS.


Loljk I go to Sheffield.

>>7547397
nothin

>>7547397

you make a few thousand more in that time in comparison to the tens of thousands more that graduates will make later in their careers

>>7547388
>going back to uni tomorrow
why

it's only the start of january

currently at community college

didnt want to waste money on uni classes when you can get them 3x cheaper, and some teachers are better in community colleges

sucks cuz you dont get to meet people, most QTs have BFs or too busy and mostly everyone are burn outs or old guys trying to get a degree

;_;

>>7547407
#LADS

>>7547416
ifucking have a test on monday then no lessons till fucking the 20th

so basically im going to sit inside my room for 2 weeks

Literally the only good thing about uni is going out all the time and getting fucked

>>7547407
5 jagers for a fiver tonight lad

PRE-LASH AT MINE THEN NANDOS IN THE MORN!

>>7547403
LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS

>>7547389

>2.4k loan and grant + £500 scholarship comes through on monday

>>7547417
Do some credits at CC then transfer to a private college.

>>7547436
Nice, I've got the 2.4k arriving monday 2

>>7547436

>more than i get for the whole year

>>7547409
>you make a few thousand more in that time
not by beeing NEET

Big-up Brighton/Sussex

>>7547426
Wait

are you at leeds met?

>>7547435
WHEYYYY GET THEM IN BOI
FUCK LECTURES BRUV WE'RE OFF TO MAGA

>>>/soc/

>>7547423
oiiiiioiiiiiii you bloody #lad #unilyf

This is not a uni thread fuck off with your uniness phaggots

>>7547442
I feel like I will forever be alone because when I transfer everyone already knows everyone and I wont have contacts when college ends

what the fuck are these things called anyway, shits making my dick harder than carbon

>>7547456
>tfw tuesday space
>tfw thursdays mission or teknicolor

>>7547456

No.

>>7547464
gloria v body suits

also, there's something... off about that pic

jagerbombs are nice though and cheap

am i going to be a faggot and sip on whiskey in a fucking club like a fucking loser

DOWN IT IN ONE YOU ZULU WARRIOR

>>7547475
she's 12?

>tfw when high school senior taking IB classes past two years and prob not getting into any colleges cause of scr8 Es

>>7547483
>DOWN IT IN ONE YOU ZULU WARRIOR
>HMMM COOL THAT SOUNDS

>>7547471
U MAD BRO? HEADING BACK TO UNI TOMORROW! MY LOAN COMES IN AND I'MMA GET FUCKIN MORTAL

>>7547388
#BANTS

whats up with American Apparel and ugly ass models?

its a hit or miss though, either they're charmingly homely and they give me a boner or they're ugly as shit and they kill my boner, its like a rollercoaster ride of boners

>>7547484
She is 12, the pic is shooped

>>7547483
ZULU CHIEF! CHIEF! CHIEF!

>>7547492
Feisty one you are!

>>7547484
>>7547475
bish is actually college-age, even in that pic

i know it's weird tho, her face looks waaaay too young

>>7547506
>She is 12, the pic is shooped
lmao, where's the original then oh photoshop pr0

>>7547507
who is she?

Student loan came through today, HOLLA. Need to blow it all on effay and jagerbombs.

i shoved 6 grams of coke up me shitehole on the plane to ibiza in 2001 four days after september the 11th so you can imagine the sercurity, i was fukin brickin it. i was so paranoid that when we boarded the plane and just before take off i could feel the fuckin thing popping out. so i decided to go to the toilet and give it a finger back in place... what happened was i shoved it so deep back up their i could nt feel it anymore. this created more paranoia that id over dose or somein if the johny broke. so squeezed and i squeezed till the the bugger popped out again and put it in my pocket. after leaving the toilet a stewadess made an anouncement that a sniffer dog was coming on board to check for bombs........oh my shittin god!!!!!! i thought am really fucked now !!!

so i took the thing out of my pocket and threw it down the alse of the plane thinking some other cunnt can take this one....... after a few seconds of thought and realisation that if coke was found on the plane no one was going any where... i was not going to be soaking ii in up ibiz. so i raced down the asle quickly grabbed the coke and bombed it back to the fuckin toilet.....

What do i do i thought ?

fuck itttt!!!
ill do the the lot right now in the toilet !!!!!!!!

>>7547523
And ut

>>7547523
but uni isn't until september why are u getting a loan now

so i did !!
i did 4 1 gram lines in about 2 miates, then the door started banging with a stewardess telling me to hurry back to my seat....panic , images cop dogs barking at me sniffing my ass hole, then imaginaning the copper asking me to quietly leave the plane.....
not me mate am going manomissin tommorrow and **** all stopping me, so i emptyed the rest of the coke into my mouth swilling it in my back and forth through my teeth
. by this point i nearly collapse in the toilet as the coke hit my brain from the 4 grams id just smashed up me nose...i was bolloxed..... i quickly dressed my self down an as best i could i kept a straight face as not to let my jaw slide from side to side. i not give the fact away i was absolutely off my face.. as i sat down i looked towards the toilet and saw a stewardess return back with i johny pinched between her fingers talking to her colleges....oh NO !!!! i am double ****ed now!!!!!
i turned to me mate and told him id done all the gear up my ass in the toilet because i was so pranged...their was 15 lads on the trip....all of then in chorus started shout and repeated...

"dannys on a bender , dannys on a bender lalalala lalalalala"


i sank into my seat an hoped it would go away.
lucky the dog did nt sniff a thing and the stewardess just wanted the ****ing plane to take off as bad as i did.

as the plane was in cruise and the trolly food passed around the young girl turned to me and said " are you ok you look awfully pale" the lads just roared with laughter.

i reply "am just a bad flyer love....." nothing to do with being absolutely chinged off me face......

why are americans so shit at banter

>tfw yuropoor
>tfw no loans, uni completely free
>get decent scholarship every month
>dorm bills low as shit
>have ~400€ to blow each month
living the fucking dream

>>7547388
#yousoundlikeryan

>>7547543
Going out on the lash for fresher gash monday (cheekyLAD), looking to get my fingers sticky before I shag some wench senseless in the toilets (classyLAD). Also my mate is gay and he's a fucking top LAD, I always look out for him (respectfulLAD). Have a good steak and blow job day lads, I hope you shag more birds this week than Heskey does in a day (tankLAD).

>>7547544

it comes in three installments

>>>/soc/
>>>/b/

>>7547551

my accommodation is £676 a month

feels bad man

>>7547553
shold i be applying for student finance now then
i still have one choice to get back to me didn't think i even needed to bother with that now

>>7547537
why are europeans so insecure about their inferiority

>>7547435
>LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS
pls don't be met

>>7547528
i had such a gurn on nye i prolapsed and chewed off half my bottom lip

Was trading my old Xbox in at Cash Converter the other day, when the LAD behind the counter insists that he has to play a game to make sure it works. After a few minutes the LAD comes back with FIFA 08 (OldschoolLAD) and puts it in, the LAD goes straight into the arena and has Ronaldinho as his player after various attempts to score the LAD gives up and blames the controller. Not wanting to loose money I ask the LAD for a go (CheekyLAD) got the ball about 30yards out, rainbow flicked it and smashed it into top left. Look on his face was priceless! Ended up getting an extra £5 for the controller! FIFALovingLAD!

Saw Luciano Becchio (Leeds United striker) out in designer outlet today. I glanced twice and noticed that I was the only person who had clocked him. Was about to go over and ask for a photo and an autograph when his young daughter ran up to him and the rest of his family soon joined. After seeing this I stopped and let him carry on with his family. RespecttheprosLAD

Got with this lass last night (6/10) and she didnt say anything about a boyfriend but afterwards she asked if i wanted to go back to hers as her boyfriend was away, I instantly stopped and walked away respectingotherLADS

>>7547544
hurrrr fucking durrrr

>>7547568

i cant even remember what i done

Im pretty sure i missed the deadline by a month or something

wait for you choice to get back to you i suppose, they dont take that long to respond

>>7547568
nah, i applied to Student Finance in July or August? Takes like 10 minutes if you just get the minimum. Where you applying?

>>7547598
deadline for what?

>>7547568
yh u cunt

gotta apply asap because they fuck everything up for ya first off

the first day of freshers my loan came through, done so much mandy

>>7547595
Got shit-faced at a party (lightweightLAD), and ended up kissing this lass. No recollection the next morning, 3 texts from her, and 2 from my mates congratulating me. Confused, and clearly unware of the circumstances. I went on Facebook only to realise she was an easy 8.5/10 (ChuffedLAD). So my mates were rather jealous. So she ended up being my girlfriend. So first time she was to stay at mines (GoingForItLAD), we got to my flat, and she asked to check her emails, She pulled open the laptop only to discover i hadnt shut down RedTube. So i tried to laugh it off, only for her to say "That videos shit, ive seen it. This ones Better!" And puts it on, and sticks her hands under her leggings! So the night continued and i fucked her like a pornstar. HapplySurprisedLAD

>>7547595
wench

>>7547595
#strongvaluesLAD

>>7547586
topGENT

>>7547595
pfft fun that mate

i was playing pull a pig the other weekend , found out one of the chick i pulled was my mates stepmum . i found her again later that night and got a bj off her behind the bins down by co-op

#theshitwedoforbanter

>>7547614

>>7547614
mm dat ass

11/10 would buy kfc for

>>7547614
>>7547641
the giggles i got made me pre cum a lil

>>7547381
I went to four different unis.

WE DO WHAT WE WANT! NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA
YAYA YAYAYAYA YAYA YAYA YAYA YAYA TOURE

slag thread?

>>7547667

fucking slayer


anyone see that cheeky theo walcott tonight?

2-00000 TO THE ARSENAL

>>7547667
I hate those dickheads singing fucking yaya toure chants

>>7547667
#PrioritiesLAD

Feels like i'm on late night /sp/ here

>>7547680
KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO TOURE

YAYA YAYA YAYA YAYA YAYA YAYA YAYA YAYA YAYA YAYA YAYA YAYA YAYA YAYA YAYA YAYA YAYA YAYA YAYA YAYA YAYA

TOURE

Who did Carnage this year? WAY

>>7547656
one for each pair of geos ;[

>>7547704
carnage was shit didn't go to the second one

>>7547679
TOP FUCKIN LAD RIGHT THERE
#GOYT

#DapagaiLAD

WAHEY FOR OUR ENGLISH CONTINGENT
#KINGSOFBANTER

>>7547680
Buzzing for Carnage 2014 already

YAYA YAYA YAYA YAYA YAYA YAYA YAYA TOURE

#BANTA

>>7547671
good god

>>7547671
niceee

Dropped out of uni for dream job. Now making 65k a year. U jelly?

does anyone else get suprised by the quality of bitches at uni clubs

i mean theres not a single girl under a 6, except this hideous girl i see every week but she seemed like a nice girl and wasnt a cunt

#TopDadLAD

need dj fresh and rum and coke right now b

>>7547741

either you have shit standards or you're at a london uni

worst things about shitty uni clubs

- avicii
- tiny tempah - shake
- i want your body every body wants your body

these fucking 'dj's are being paid to fucking be a dj, why do they play the same fucking songs every fucking week

i still turn up to them tho

>>7547742
thats a decent amount of money i guess

yes, kind of. what job?

>>7547742
sall bout dat student life doe

>>7547381
I left school at the age of 14.

I feel like I missed out on banging randoms sluts and the social life. Instead I lived with depression and drug addicts for a number of years til I got my life back on track.

Now I have a hatred of normal well adjusted people.

I've also had to lie my way into several jobs but at least I'm now earning 50k plus and have my own home.

All in all, no regrets.

>>7547741
>>7547741
>>7547741
No there are definitely some dutty girls especially at student nights

>>7547756
Depends what sort of student night it is. in leeds there are some decent student nights that don't just play the same cheesy shit every time

>>7547741
Same at my uni bruv

>>7547756
The songs called trampoline not shake bro and its a fucking tune

me and the boys always kick off to it

and you need to go to better places if the dis playing the same shit, try like leeds, birmingham, brighton, london

>>7547756
Best part of Sheffield; so many good indie nights.

>>7547756
Which city is your uni, go to the proper club nights

>>7547568
About March is probably when

>>7547774
>indie
fuck that shit lad its all about tech house lar oi oi

>>7547741
There are plenty of heffers at my local uni clubs m8.

>>7547783

FOKIN OI OI

>>7547783
Leave it out, indie nights are decent for good hipster muff

>>7547756
Last year it was always RACK CITY BITCH RACK RACK CITY BITCH

now all i hear is that fucking 'animals' song

>>7547783
r u guise srs or ?

>>7547791
I just like shouting along to Futureheads I suppose.

>>7547793
DU DU UD DU DU DU DU DU DU DU

And Knife Partys LRAD mixed in #tunesLAD

I'm currently in the trades and need to go technical college but play to go to university after i become a journeyman.

>>7547797
what ya talking about lar?

>tfw no one will want to go to the nights with good music
I mean LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS

Got an iPhone with new contract a few weeks ago. For some reason in the shop they had a problem and set me up with a contract that doesn't allow me to go on adult content (CuntLADS). Understandably I was reluctant to say to the female shop assistant who served me 'no please change it so I can wank' so I decided to silently resign myself to this sad state of affairs (WanklessLAD). A week after getting the phone I called my network to check something and the call centre LAD tried to subtlety point out that my phone had this adult content block on it (HelpfulForeignLAD fuckin hate pakis though). I said that I actually didn't mind and joked that it was probably a good thing, but he was completely adamant that he should unblock it to let me 'get the best out of my new purchase' LifeSaverLAD
#upthegooners
#rooney

>>7547791
That muff is clean muff to. I've got a reggae place near my house which is full of easy hipster birds since half the crowds a bunch of pill popping nutters. I still love the mainstream places for the weekend and proper student nights though, get so much fanny if you take care of your appearance!

>tfw always smash the mcat at uni

>>7547793

hahaha martin garrix animals

tbh i like it when im drunk i dunno why

what about this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB5m1NDfuoI

when you hear it you will know

>>7547827
was skanking out a fat one to this tune on nye! meow meow all round

>>7547806
Join like american football, I get in free to oceana every wednesday with the cheerleaders, 3 of which I've banged ;-)

>>7547827
haha yes always hear that as well.

That fucking mk remix of that storm queen track as well.

>>7547824
dutty

>>7547827
Yeah they love showtek where I'm at
#skankinLAD

>>7547381
i went to college and i regret it
how are you guys' ferraris holding up? becuase i-icoulda had one if i didn't pay for all that horseshit schooling

you guys know more about life experiences, art and real world science than i do


college is for immature children who need to sit in a room quietly and read about real life for a few years before leaving and living

>>7547845
FUCKIN LOVE MK
He has the bants, popped down to london last term for him a propper geeza

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UV9Zi9rUHx8

everyone loves this as well

>>7547851
oh fuck off you fat american twat zzzz

>>7547853
nice1lar
saw him play over the summer

>>7547642
>buying kfc 4 a wench
u a fuckn cakeboii or something? whenever i get a bird in ill buy them a bag of crisps and thats it. if she doesn't nosh me off then i take my crisps back as well.

>>7547870
kfc isn't exactly a nandos m8

the ultimate student anthem
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx56x4XVM14
#getonitlad

>>7547851
Depends on the college, but on the whole yeah.

Most people don't really make anything out of their time there, then complain they're unemployable. smdh

>>7547739

>>7547884
>not ignition

>>7547870
lold

>>7547746
lol ur dad is funny

>>7547870
fuccboi

i bet none of those birds wan sum fuc
c, kfc is an aphrodisiac and it will garuntee the pussy because its high class spending not like chips from any old rat hole. kfc feels safe to them and when they munch on that greasy chicken they use their greaasy fingers to slippery up your cop on the taxi ride home

>>7547772
I honestly believe every person posting on any 4chan board is a little fucked

>>7547926
most of us are just fucked in the head though, we live normal lives.

>>7547548
Wait, who is this? I didn't post this but I'm Ryan and I'd write this kind of shite.

>>7547932
There's a lot of Ryans in England m9.

>>7547926
I'M NOT FUCKED.

Okay probably.

kfc 4 life doe

>>7547932
tfw keep thinking that the people itt posting are people i might know from uni and someone i know is called ryan and can understand why that guy would say he sounds like him

>tfw no hot flatmate

all i got was two fucking complete wenches

#guttedLAD
#noknockknockfuck

>>7547933
lard have mercy.

its been a minute since ive gotten my wood waxed fam.

i need a slag 2 shag

>tfw dad was born in england and moved to the US at 16

fml i shouldve been born in britbong land.

>>7547955
Banging your flatmate isn't a good idea anyway

>>7547957
Have you found your ny qt yet m8

>>7547939
thanks bud appreciate it

>>7547951
exactly, i'm in norwich if that helps

man i feel like not going to college was the worst decision of my life.
spent a year working, completely unhappy.
now im at the apex of my loneliness in some shitty city where i know nobody.

>>7547957
#unluckyLAD
>>7547955
I live with 2 girls who are both butters but I've banged one of them on several occasions.
>tfw over christmas I had to ignore her texts/snapchats and now it's going to be awks unless we bang #stickysituauationLAD

>>7547971
#topbanter

>>7547974
>7547974

i dont understand how you get the bang your flatmate unless she is a complete fucking slag

normally flat mates dont do that shit because it would just be awkward later on

unless your chatting bollocks

im jealous either way so ufck it

>>7547926
Is it 4chan that makes us this way or were we like this before.

I think they both feed each other.

>>7547981
We started a on and off 'fwb' relationship back in halls, moved in together this past term and carried on for several occasions but I hate it now because I get so bored going out and not pulling without the knowledge of a secured bang when I get home

>>7547981
>>7547974
tfw you can hear them going at it through the walls

>>7547995
You in your second year? why the fuck did you choose to live with a girl

>>7547987
I came to 4chan when I was unemployed and looking for sex

>>7547967
naw not yet. i know a girl that i could easily fuck again but i wouldnt consider her qt.

fuckable but not qt gf material

>>7548006
Live with 2, most of the lads I spoke with last year were melts but me, the girls and 3 other lads were always together and decided pretty early on to live with eachother

>>7548025
>being in nyc
>being /fa/
>not finding qt gf material

how

>>7548032
he's black remember

>tfw banging your old thing at home when ur back from uni for xmas

feels nostalgic as fuck man

>>7548039
only increases his chances

>>7547926
95% of people who use internet forums on a regular basis lack a healthy social life

>>7547758
System Admin

>>7548125
what do you people even do? i could do it myself fucking hell

>>7548032
>>7548039
>>7548110
doesnt increase my chances nor hurt them. i know im not attractive (not bc of my race, there mad melanin enriched dudes tht r pretty as fuck no homo) but i am confident as fuck.

there are a lot of dudes who are uglier than me regardless of race and slaying pussy like there is no tomorrow.

there are also dudes who are better looking than me who are doing the same. so idk.

>>7548157
is that you?
scary eyes

>>7548164
lol that is not me.

p sure id be a male model if that was me. thats some random ethiopian dude

>>7547851
You get out what you put into anything and if you didn't learn anything at college its your own fucking fault. Don't pretend like no one ever learns anything at school

>>7548190
>be ethiopian
>not look like that

sigh

good luck with your love life anon

>>7547381
Source on the pic now please thank you. I have never been so turned on by a picture before. Holy shit my boner is so hard right now.

>>7547517
Heh, wouldn't you like to know... XP