/fa/ - Fashion

It wasn't me my brother uses the same computer ( I don't have a brother)

>>7542819
I kill Rick Owens and I change the history of Earth this way, fashion dies a week later.

I stand by everything I said.

because im a lil gay boy and I'll do ANYTHING for this job, ANYTHING ;)

>>7542819
id start sucking him off as i planned from the beginning, applying to this shitty job and shitposting on 4chan just to be able to get close enough to rick to blow him

>>7542843
like Rick even wants your stankwood when he gets that sweet leathery tang from whatsherface

>>7542819
trying way too hard. you might have had a good/voluminous thread if you hadn't thought it over so hard.

>>7542857
he's just waiting until she dies so he can sell a $200,000 jacket made from her skin

>>7542819
what is the fa uniform

Because really Rick, working out is modern couture. No outfit is going to make you look or feel as good as having a fit body. Buy less clothing and go to the gym instead.

>"you've passed the interview portion, now take off your pants"
>"why rick?"
>"just do it"
>slowly taking off pants
>rick approaches me from behind smiling
>I realize I'm about to get my sweet virginity taken away by rick
>can't let my first be a man
>I run towards the exit
>I open the door
>hit the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

>tfw rick will never blow u

>>7542926
dont be so sure. he does love the piss.

>>7542990
And we wait

>comparing Nazi atrocities to shitposting on an image board about fashion
Grow up.

>>7542819
>the Nuremberg defense
Explain how this relates?

hi, i'm rick owens with effayline 4chan, why dont you take a seat over there?

>>7542990
Is this real life?

>>7543025
Group think aka hivemind

>>7543035
b-but i didn't do anything wrong, richard-senpai!

>>7543044
How would you tie that in to a justification though?

If I said to Rick "Well everybody was recommending it so I was under the impression that it was good." would that be the Nuremberg defense?

>>7543044
whenever i hear the term group think i just think of 1984, does anyone get this? had to study group think and relating subjects all throughout last semester

>>7543057
>b-but /fa/ told me to!!!
It's clearly a joke. You were supposed to laugh.
ah ha ha ha.

>>7543063
Oh okay hahaha

Sorry my English isn't so good.

>>7543073
It's okay, friend. All are welcome here

>>7542819
>reach into my pocket
>pull out a manilla folder that fits snuggly into the pocket compartment of my RO snakeskin leather jacket
>put the folder on the table and slide it over to rick with a grin on my face
>"open it", I tell him
>with a confused look on his face rick owens opens the folder and pulls out a picture, his perplexed face turns nervous
>he looks at me with desperate eyes, a drop of sweat forms at his brow briefly before trickling down the left side of his face
>"w-where did you find this image?" he asks slurring his words
>"wouldn't you like to know, tricky ricky." I reply smugly, "so do I get the job?"
>"y-yes, o-ofcourse, just please, don't say anything to michelle, I beg of you..."
>"spare me your begging Rick, as long as you do what I say michelle will be none the wiser."
>"th-thank you, anon. N-now, would you like me to show you where you will be working?"
>"we're not done here just yet Ricky" I say as I walk up behind him and hold him by the waist
>he knows what's coming next, and he doesnt want it, he begins to cry.

And what was the image in that manilla folder you ask? pic related, the top half of the image, rick owens did a lot of things for money when he was living out here in LA.

>>7543086
this kills the thread

>>7542865
this might actually be true
i will start saving money now

>>7542865
Dibs

>>7543057
>>7543062
>>7543044
>>7543025

you
guys
are
fucking
dense

what is /fa/ uniform? acne ace cash with raf velcros?

>>7543086
tricky met michele through his then boyfriend. so he's probably taken cock before.

>>7543386
swap velcros for CPs
add a white button down and a Raf ombre sweater

>>7543396
Rick is so chill I really doubt he'd give a fuck if michelle knew he did porn.

I'll bet she knows anyways cause they tight like that.

>>7543396
thats gay

>>7542865
wow post of the year

>>7543396
Rick is so badass he won't drink anyone's piss but his own.

>>7543431
>>7542865
same

>>7542865

>>7542819
at least I never replied with the navy seals past..

>>7542865
Oh my god, I fell of my chair. L O fucking L

>>7543073

don't tell me another fucking indian found /fa/

please don't post your collection of polos

>>7543631
lel indians can't even post on here without a pass

>>7542865
Hammered Lamy Scuba Jacket - 500.000$

>>7543403
>tfw you owned a Raf ombre sweater before /fa/ ruined them for eternity but you still love it

hold me ;_;

>>7543653
she always reminds me of a vampire

>>7543656
i'm sure it goes great with your replica Enterprise bridge

i don't try to explain
i just say he'd look good in a nice ocbd and a pair of slim chinos
slip him a j crew catalog and wink at him as i leave

>>7543662
I don't know what that means. ;_;

>>7543675

>>7543684
ahhh, now I get it. Their uniforms look like that one. Jokes on..me...that's the one I own.

>>7543662
>>7543684
maybe he has the black/green one

fml I want it so bad, but can't find in that colorway

>>7543694

don't sweat it man picard was pretty nxtlvl

My black/green raf sweater comes on monday

hyped

>>7543753
how much?

>>7543762
£115 off mr porter

i bought the last one in L even tho its not my size cause i wanted it bad :3

tbf L is very wearable for me

does anyone have any pics of rick wearing dadcore stuff?

>>7543771
lel

>>7543803
the tumble dryer might come in handy

>>7543818
youre going to ruin it if you tumble dry it dummy

>>7543836
is there any way..

>>7543839
i would say tailor

but they wouldnt be able to fix the shoulders

youre fucked

>>7543939
i have very broad shoulders

>>7543653
Why is there congealed blood in her fingertips?

>>7543021
The Nuremberg defense is just another name for the Superior Orders defense. So you can't say, "but A$AP Rocky told me to" or "but Poet told me to" etc.

In no way does the thread suggest that what has been done is comparable to Nazi atrocities.