/fa/ - Fashion

>>7498204
My deliciously beautiful girlfriend, ofc
how about you, OP?

>>7498211
ur mom

>>7498216
ur mom

OP, you should make your way into the city and when the clock strikes 12 you just walk around like a headless chicken asking girls if they've had their new years kisses yet.

You can bullshit like mad, say it's bad luck to not get one or,
>maybe I can help you with that then

Last year I had chicks asking me for NY kisses

>>7498211
A beer

>>7498236

>>7498226
enjot your herpes

I'll be at a party.
So, should I grab a random qt & go for it when the time comes?
Y
y/n?

>>7498323
Im in the same position bro.

Hopefully ill lose my v too.

>>7498323
yes.

>>7498338
im rooting for ya man we can do this

Possibly my teenage sis. On the cheek or the neck. But maybe I'll be >>7498236

>>7498342
why the neck are u attracted 2 her I wish i had a hot sister but at the same time I'm glad I don't

>>7498346
>tfw have fit planed out a week in advance
>tfw maximum confidence and swag

Should I already know where I'll be on new years?

Am I too late?

>>7498204
no
;_;
it's why I won;t be going to parties

the sweet end of the barrel of a gun

>>7498361
DON'T FORGET: if the moment doesn't feel right; make it feel right. I've made that mistake too many fucking times.

>>7498401
>make it feel right.

Not him but how do i do this, i think its my biggest issue

>>7498338
Depends how much you value your vrginity bro
My dude fucked a sub par girl
anally
and that's how he lost his virginity. Is a party hook up really what you want? If yes, do your thing. If not, there's no need to feel pressured. Enjoy yourself man

>>7498354
conditioned by japanese fap material.

some random Asian girl I hope

>tfw 19 and not in school
>tfw sorta flirting with a qt at work
>she's 17 and almost 18
this is legal in my state
>tfw gonna go see new hobbit movie next week
>tfw most likely no one though but might be going to a party with a friend from work so I can get super hammered

>>7498418
mah nigga

>>7498412
Im 18, have had like 4 opportunities to loose it but for one reason or another i didnt do it.

im tired of being sexually frustrated so as nong as the girl isnt a total bitch or really ugly/fat ill fuck the shit outta them.

Plus there are loads of qts that should be there.

>>7498443
damn this guy is mad as fuck.

>>7498419
yeah bro take her to go see the hobbit bro
bitches love fucking jr tolken fantasy movie renderings of novels that pander to pre-teens bro

maybe after that take her back to your place and maker her watch you play halo bro she'll fuck you after that

>>7498204
some sloot

>>7498443
lol wat ru saying

>>7498409
Girls are nervous and have low self-esteem. They normally want the guy to make the first move. So, if the girl seems to not be interested and you get all sad and shit, MAN UP. It requires about ten or twenty seconds of insane confidence, but you can do it. If you're good-looking, why would a girl not want to kiss you?

Also, if it feels like the girl doesn't want you that could actually mean something. Being a confident and forthright is one thing but borderline molestation is another.

Just believe in yourself.
(Btw this advice can apply for almost every situation with females)

>captcha: wife erealtg

this

my barbell

>>7498443
You think it'd be better to grab a coffee? You should really start a blog btw

>>7498406
don't do it anon

>>7498474
Best plan: meet up for coffee, buy her candy at like Walgreen's or something, sneak it into the theater, and see The Hobbit together.

>>7498460
cheers m8, this makes tons of sense too.

The 4 times i ballsed up, said "fuck it" and went for it i pretty much succeeded.

Most times im not like this and really passive and wait for signs.

>>7498471
Damn, that cat is hot.
Nice one m8

>>7498474
>>7498443
sieg please start a blog
if you don't, then i will for you

>>7498494
dude yeah life is all about that moments and the best part is that the more you're in them the better you handle them.

my qt3.14 gf :3

whoever is high enough to dance with me at the nye rave

Is it sad that my qt younger cousin who I know has had a crush on me since we were young is the only girl I've talked to in like the longest time?

Honestly, I've had dreams of having sex with her.

>forever kissless and virgin

how do people dance again, i will be drunk so it will help. i might still feel awrkward though. pls help

>>7498236

>>7498528
Here's the problem: Once you fuck her, what's next? Never talk again? Become guilty fuck buddies? Date her?

See why it's not worth it?

>>7498204
tha bong

>>7498528
sounds like u dont need to b a virgin anymore m8

give er le d

hopefully be kissing my qt gf but if she can't get back in time then probably just some beer and rum

good luck party dudes

>>7498528
Move on, anon. she will and then you'll be all alone

Probably this one girl I am talking to

The problem is I want to go get drunk with my brothers and cousins like I always do

Hnmmmm decisions decisions

not her

A big black dick.

for real.

Should I have to want to kiss somebody?

>>7498604
grill or dude\?

details?

no homo

If it's anything like last year or the year before or the year before I will be entirely too sick from alcohol poisoning to kiss anything

>>7498613
female.

black college basketball player, former fuckbuddy, got all emotional, told me he wants to be more or he walks. Didn't want to but the sex is amazing.

Now he's trying extremely hard to do the loving relationship thing by having us spend part of the holidays together.

but I find him pretty dull unless we're having sex so its inevitable.

>tfw no plans

>>7498741
Obvious guy but shit, stuff like this gets me disgusted and mad.

>>7498741
bait

>>7498736
learn to drink dude

>>7498354
Usually if you kiss a girl's neck it'll FLOOR her.

>>7498761
Why

>>7498443
lmao sieg your posts are great

>>7498436
bro you have the rest of your life to have sex

Nobody is in control of your cock except for you. If you aren't ready to do it then don't do it.

>>7498741
I thought America was supposed to be burning clean energy, not coal.

No one because I'm killing myself tonight. Its been fun /fa/. I'll post a fit before I die.

>>7498741
I'm not mad because he's black; I'm mad because you're a horrible person (despite this being obvious bait).

>>7498793
wtf why are you talking to me like a girl, im ready as fuck nigga. most reasons i didnt do it before were i didnt like the girl/ find her attractive or just didnt give a fuck (no pun intended)

>>7498805
everyone that survives a suicide attempt always realized as they had done what they had planned that all their problems were solvable and trivial

>>7498471
>making out w/ a cat
enjoy catfoodbreath u nerd

>>7498777
Because he's black and black people are inferior and yet somehow white women can be attracted to these creatures.

>>7498828
ight

The reason I say that is because I lost my v card when I was 13(?) in the woods with the school whore. It sucked.

The first time is usually bad unless you're high/drunk as fuck.

>>7498843
>I lost my v card when I was 13
jesus christ nigga.

>>7498830
Psychological based problems, chemical imbalances in the brain. They can be solved but I'm tired of dealing with them

>>7498853
yo I actually coulda lost my virginity at 12 isn't that fucked it's weird for me to actually realize how fucked that is

>>7498853
She was 12 it wasn't really that weird

It did turn me into a middle school badass, though. I came back and in 8th grade I was the hottest shit to ever heat up.

>>7498858
just fucking deal with them yeah life's hard but it's like that for fucking everyone come on man

>>7498858
Do you have family members?
If so, it's not worth it at all.
The lives of the people who love you will be completely ruined, and they'll probably end up doing the same thing you might do through their depression.

Honestly, I really hope you don't plan on doing anything stupid, there are people that care about you a whole lot even if you don't realize it.

my qt gf

>gf as of a month ago
>serously my dream girl
>no longer can relate to no gf threads

>>7498858
think long and hard bro
if ur gonna do it take out a big loan say ur going into further education or w/e then make ur final fit fucking awesome

>>7498925
You're working your way up, Anon.
Captcha: Cfeells 1830

>>7498925
wait till it turns sour.

shouldnt be long now...

>>7498942
Pretty much yeah

>>7498930
Wish I could but theres not enough time. Loved the reply though. Never change /fa/

>>7498761
>>7498810
I don't think that's quite fair.

He's walking into it fully aware of the situation. I kept myself distant and cold so he wouldn't get any ideals, and when he proposed we start dating I only agreed after he gave me an ultimatum.

idk why I'm at fault because he's on some hopeless pursuit.

>>7498443
>tfw I used to make me girlfriend suck me off while I played Halo 2 online
>tfw now she sucks me off while I read Jack Kerouac novels

Get on my nxt lvl chubby kins

>>7498912
Dont treat him like a child

>>7498858
Most of us are depressed. Usually I feel depressed because I feel inadequate and am surrounded by people who seem to be way beter of than I am. Havent been on a date in years, still live at home with my parents, not very good looking, no friends, etc.

And I see all these people around me who are just living life, got a gf, going out all the time. Makes you feel like shit because I compare my self to what I think is normal for people and how I dont live up to it and that im a failure.

But that's the thing about cognitive dissonance. I see all these happy people around me and try to justify my own misery because i dont have what they have. But you completely ignore the people who have less than me, or are more miserable than me.

People say that "just because someone is worse off than you doesn't make you happier".Then why do people who are better off than you make you feel worse?

Stop whining, we all deal with it

>>7498967
not enough time till what? :[[ come on bro it'd be wicked
can't you wait till next year?
big loan, go travelling B^) buy visvim or w/e you like from abroad
accidentaly create a fashion label when you sell a few things you piece together
rick approves
collab
next new years roles around and your decked out in full anon-shdw and rick says u can kiss michelle when 12:00 roles around
70 years later you die with billions of kids or w/e

>>7498970
You're at fault for being with him for "the amazing sex". Like, just be fucking rational and tell the guy you don't want to be with him. His fucking problem, instead you have to go and pull that typical female bullshit.

>>7498942
dont be bitter anon

>>7498981
>don't treat him like a child
Fuck you, I'm trying to help.

>>7498981
>>7499015
No one is treating anyone like a child. These are facts you fucking faggots.

Go ahead and kill yourself >>7498805
, if you are this careless and this much of an asshole then go ahead and pull the trigger you faggot. I hope hell exists so that you can regret the mistake you've made for the rest of eternity.

>>7499046
>faggot
don't be rude

>>7499052
oh god lol this is literally life or death and you just make this joke lol /fa/ is best board.

Nobody. I'll be in my house alone watching movies.

nobody

>>7499061
at least we're trying B^)
any other board woulda gone for the ol
DO IT OP UR A FAG /thread 1 responce thing (or suggest they film it)
I just don't want a bro to miss out on life especially when we could all experience this guys great fits

>>7499057
>>7499074
u could meet up and...?

>>7499057
can i come over anon

>>7499084
pls be in amsterdam

>>7499046
And to add;

There are people out there without fucking legs and arms and faces that are still fucking breathing. They still didn't try to wheel theirselves off of a building. These people have NO money, NO love, NO shit at all. You, you have enough fucking oppertunities to go out there and do whatever the fuck you want. Like anything, nothing is stopping you at all. You can just walk away and nobody can stop you. And you are this much of a faggot to throw away life. You know what this makes you? An idiot. An idiot for even considering this decision that isn't yours to make.

Your death is not your decision. Stop trying to make it.

I was an idiot once too anon, but I survived the gig. Now post a fit and pls be in the netherlands

ily anon

>>7498805

>>7499096
Lndn, sorry

>>7499107
;_;

>>7499005
>just be fucking rational and tell the guy you don't want to be with him.

but I did, right from the beginning. and he still pushed me.

I mean, you could blame me for being weak and just going with it, or you could blame him for creating a situation we both agreed to not let happen, or, more sensibly, you could see it for what I think it really is, which is a compromise, and its a little bit shitty for both of us.

>>7499084
And what anon?

tfw 19 yo kissless virgin
i will kiss some pizza

>>7499167
079 here
nigga

>>7499169
I'm not trying to whiteknight here but yeah its his fault. He probably knows in the back of his mind that it wont work but he wants it to.

If he cant see that youre only in it for the sex still hes a dumbass

>>7499180

whr u at

>>7499005
You're getting trolled fuck nugget

>>7498204
>be a virgin
>no gf
>no friends
gotta kill myself before nye

>>7499180
20 yo kissless virgin
You know if we kissed and fucked this could all be over for both of us

I will either go out with my friend group which will be a small get together of good friends, get trashed and kiss no one and tell myself I'm not going to find anyone anyways OR we'll go to a huge party one of the girls knows from some dude she probably fucked and get there half turnt and realize I'm not getting laid within the first ten minutes so I'll get smashed and tell myself I wasn't going to find someone anyways.

Or more likely at this point I'll stay home, be up until 7-8am telling myself when I wake up at 5pm the new years resolutions will commence and then do none of it by the end of the day and continue with my shit life.

so yeah really /fa/ shit

>>7499190
See, I thought so at first, but I'm gullible and also the points they are making are at least rational enough ya know? So I'm gonna at least see where this argument leads for the hell of it

>>7499169
No. It's you leading a guy on for slutty/selfish reasons. That's it.

Why are there so many kissless losers in /fa/?

Thought this would be the boards with the least virgins

>>7499223
We are all sexy, but we all have low self-esteem.

>>7499223
This is 4chan. The board with the least virgins is still a lot of virgins.

no one unless I go out of my way to go to the city and meet up with someone

I'll be outside, rock climbing/Ice Climbing (depends on how far we get up that night).

>>7499223
You would think so

But the thing is a lot of posters come from places like /fit/ and /r9k/ so they are here because "m-m-maybe if I become stylish girls will like me"

THESE are the kiss less virgins on /fa/

People who see fashion as some half assed self improvement "left cocoon mode XD" and not as an actual hobby they genuinely enjoy

>>7499203
are u a gril

>>7499195
ldn

qtp2t gf
>chill out with her family
>cuddle a bit
>I'll cry a little
>kiss and likely fuck at midnight

>>7499216
I'm not leading him on, really. I've never lied about my feeling for him, and I've never acted in way that implies I have feelings I don't.

I'm just riding it out until gives up, and if that makes me a terrible slut, then I guess I'm okay with that.

not her
I really tried this time
hold me /fa/

her period just started today

will it clear up by nye???

>>7499340
Hey, but that's how people learn to love clothes. A lot of people just never really consider the idea that their clothes look like shit. Those crossposters come here and realize how fucking awesome clothes rly are/can be. Don't be so cynical.

>>7499417
perfect opportunity to take the dirt road home :^)

>>7499223
Only kissless virgins make themselves known plus are more obvious. Normal people don't constantly flaunt that they're not virgins.

>>7499384
For one second, drop the innocent female logic, okay?
Look at the situation.
A male you fuck wants to date you and you don't want that but are dating him anyways. That is fucking wrong and rationalizing it to make you feel better is not the right thing to do no matter how you feel about the situation.
Just face the problem head-on and then you can move on with your life. Would it really be that hard anyways? You put yourself here by having an unreliable fuckbuddy. Bad luck, but ultimately still your decision.
Now own up and be a good person.

>>7499419
Your question was why are there so many autistic virgins on here and I gave you the answer.

Yes we were all cross posters at one point I don't think many people came to 4chan so they can talk about fashion. I came from cgl b.c I liked design and having nicer cosplays than everyone than I thought "I should apply this dedication to costumes to real clothes"

Not because I was trying to get bitches.

>>7499459
I'm not the guy you gave ur "answer" to and also I don't think anyone that stays on /fa/ is only here for the bitches. That's just a perk of dressing well. The improvement thing was pretty spot on tho.

im a kissless virgin and i like clothes
i dont even feel the need to get laid because my libido is dead and i buy clothes because i like looking good for myself
if i had an opportunity to fug - sure, y not - but im not in rush
stop stereotypizing

>>7498204
a beer

>>7499384
That is very scuzzy. I would never date someone if the feeling wasn't mutual, and would feel horrible leading someone on that was into me... And no that doesn't make you a slut, that makes you a bad person.

Like seriously how the fuck do you rationalize doing this to another person?

>>7498839
>"superior" race attracted to "inferior" race
whos the inferior 1 now?

I'm planning on "being ill" from the 29th until the 3rd so I have a legit reason for not going out on nye
I'll act all bummed out about it too make it seem kosher

>>7499215
ik how frustrating it can be but tbh
ure trying to win a race around a track without even starting the car
do it m8

>>7499544
Whites have a broader range of appeal. It's only the zog machine pushing the pretend idea of blacks being "cool" that sucks in some trashy sluts.

Once a woman has a black man she's tainted and should never be treated as s human being again. If you knowingly fuck one of these harlots u should receive lashings.

>>7499544
the dynamic is more complex than >hurr superior

>>7498443
Sieg stop being such a mad fatty

>>7499571
serious question would you rather of 30 dicks gone thru your next gf or one average sized black dick.

and no Im not talking about no "muh dick" ignorant ass nigger that slangs drugs on the corner.

im talking about just a average joe black dude. like you and me.

>>7499571
I personally would love to see you say that to a white woman's face.

shit id pay you 5k to say that to a black dudes face.

>>7499571
how many lashings will i receive then?
>>7499573
yeah but u can tell the other dude the same thing too

>>7499384


how big is his cock

>>7499595
I don't tend to engage in confrontation but my friends say that stuff to women's faces and to niggers.

I remember fighting a bunch of wogs because my friend shouted outside a club that there's too many niggers there.

My views are similar to his but I don't tend to push it onto others unless provoked. Sieg heil.

my asian qt

>>7499596
5 lashings a time. They hurt a lot so I think more would be excessive.

>>7499630
oi ur an aussie cunt ey? you probably have never met a "hood" african american.

all you have are sudanese ppl over there and they are bitches and arent intimidating at all.

call fredo a nigger and youd get murked... along with your friends.

>>7498528

>>7499639
15 lashing and the arabs,whites i've dated don't subtract from the number?

It's too much pressure... should I just stay home?

>>7499656
We're always armed in case we have to fight huge gangs of chinks, abos or niggers.

>>7499662
r u a grill

*throws water on you*
*sizzles*

Club sluts

>>7499677
like i said youve never met a hood ass niggers.

australia is full of degenerates of all colors. degenerates from other countries move there bc its 1 step up from their homeland. how r u going to look down on someone when your country was started by prisoners lmfao.

hood niggers in the U.S. are more cultured than you. you can praise hitler all you want but your still a degenerate.

>>7499709
White alpha prisoner genes. We beat the wogs with bats and knives we kill their kids and fuck their wives! Heil Hitler!

>>7499709
the real problem with ur particular brand of decaying western hellhole is that the american people will wholeheartedly support ur cultural enrichment at the hands of violent murderous black criminals in the name of equal rights.

>>7498236

>>7498338
i don't know what it's like when you're older but when you're 18 and at a high school party it's so easy to get one, just go up to someone you don't know and ask

>no invitation to any NYE party
>will be at home with parents
>she will be at a party kissing someone who isn't me

Bumping this anons question
>>7498522

>>7499670
na man, just do it

>>7499778
I am feeling this feel as well

>>7500061
>>7499778
what are you guys gonna do?
i'm probably going to start the day by working out, watching the rest of twin peaks season 1 and drinking a lot of coffee. come midnight if im not feeling really depressed i might go up to this cliff behind a church that overlooks all of nyc. kind of secluded so i might be the only one which would be nice.

>>7500101
Fuck knows. what's even worse is i'm seeing my odler brother the day before and he always asks me about this sort of stuff because he always used to go out loads when he was younger, i always feel like he's disappointed when i say i haven't got any plans every time he asks me "what you doing tonight?". i'm going to have to fucking lie about having plans to not disappoint him. Sounds really pathetic i know, but whatevs. It's a strange feel

>>7500101
I was thinkin ghte same thing, just drive out somewhere, take some beer and look out at the sky

>>7498805
>>7498805
do it fagget

>>7498830
What if your dick gets chopped off and you can never get any sexual satisfaction again

>>7500115
I do the same exact thing. Hes visiting home from new york right now

He just stopped asking after a while

>>7500131
>I do the same exact thing.
What you lie and pretend?

>>7500161
I used to. I stopped trying to be "normal", I am who I am

>>7499709
what do you expect

australia was colonized by criminals and niggas who they didn't want in europistan

>>7498528
That's hot

My guy friend who I have a massive crush on like no other guy ever before, awkward moment when i was pretty damn sure i was a lesbian, now suddenly wanting the D.

FUCKING FLUID SEXUALITY! ):

>>7500542
Why the fuck do you do this. Why. If you are a lez just stay a lez. Why do you confuse us.

You give signals then say you like women. Why. Please just go away

I normally just drink till I pass out at a random party. This year I'll pace myself, getting hammered got kinda boring now.

Gonna go for as many girls as possible. 2 girls already showed interest in previous events, I'll try getting with 4, that's my goal. However, I know that I won't be fucking any of them coz I don't hang with sluts, shame really

My borzoi Jennifer is the closest thing I have to a female in my life right now.
She likes licking my face anyway.

This is my first new years in the UK I'm going to edinburgh and at 12 I'm gonna grab a random girl and kiss her either its gonna go great or terrible. Probably terrible oh well

>>7498443
aaaaaaaaahahahaahaha

>>7500565
>implying sexuality is a choice

>>7499299
lrn2exposurebracket

I won't, I'll probably be asleep.

>>7499738
>prisoner
>alpha

dnt thnk so m8

>>7498528
it isnt sad. some people wish they had a hot cousin. pic related. he just told a million of his followers

nobody because my gf lives an hour away

>>7502456
I do too

>tfw met a cute, petite but nice ass 16 year old(at the time) cousin from botswana few years back.

... kissed a bit, she didn't really wanna get into it. I think we may be more closely related than 'THREW MARRIAGE' though.

I still want to hit it.

>>7502761
>I still want to hit it.
>Iktf


I actually have a really hot cousin that gives me extra long hugs and is always excited to see me 8)

I have a few other hot cousins but I'm not bros with them on such a scale

my gf will be in NYC at that time, so my best bet at kissing this new year's eve is the back of my elbow

No one.

I wonder who cara will be kissing on new years.

Not even a tradition where I live, so no pressure to kiss anybody

I dunno, fuck buddy lives well away

Probably whichever girl 7s within arms reah

>was going to spend New Years downtown with my gf at a big party/fireworks show Houston throws every year
>first new years away from my family
>event cancelled because the city couldn't fit it in the budget this year

I guess I'll be kissing no one.

>>7498592
man i love russian chicks.

>tfw no friends to spend NYE with

>>7503468
If you live in Orange County we can kick it?

>>7503475
I don't.

>>7498528
fuck man i'm like in love with my cousin, I try to forget about her but have dreams every night it's destroying me.
>>7500101
I was going to buy a bike and ride into the city but couldn't find one i liked so i'm not sure what i'm doing i might see what my older brother is doing but i always feel like a third wheel.
what's the socialization like at NYE events? if i go alone will i be able to talk to people or does everyone stay to their own groups?