/fa/ - Fashion

>>7469242

If you need rick to impress a chick and talk to her then you are a fuccboi lmao no style lame get off /fa/

do you think that if you were all dressed up it would've changed anything? and of course your interaction was cold she's a cashier, she deals with 100s of customers a day, unless you do something unique its not going to get her attention

>>7469242
>implying she'd be mirin if you dressed nicely anyway

>>7469265

yea like what do you honestly expect. Having worked in customer service before I can tell you that eventual people just blend, even if its a qt I would treat them the same. Also pimping on someone while work rarely results in getting a date/number. Just my experience

>>7469276
And if you just went and asked her for her phone number? Would that work?

>>7469324
not unless you're super hot/cute/handsome

>>7469265
>unless you do something unique its not going to get her attention

...like wearing designer clothes?

>>7469351
no, that's not unique because she see's plenty of people a day wearing designer clothing, plus i doubt she notices what clothes anyone she's serving is wearing.

and by unique i mean something outrageous basically, that's the only thing that's going to get her attention if you're not a super qt.

>>7469324
yep
try it sometime m8
>>7469340
lol ok

>>7469242
>be qt cashier
>deal with hundreds of customers a day
>briefly interact with autistic man child who didn't even bother to brush his teeth
>forget about it all of 15 seconds/minutes later
>autist retreats to 4chan to write a report about how he regrets not dressing his best with the hopes of impressing me with his sick fit

>>7469363

>>7469265
>unless you do something unique its not going to get her attention

Or y'know, initiate a meaningful conversation like a normal person if you're looking to get someone's attention...

>>7469449
this ^
>>7469430
i still dont c the problem
u just sound like a little bitch tbh

>>7469455
i probably am

>>7469265
This opinion is wrong.
Bitches love hot guys, cashiers or not.

>>7470426

i agree if ur a super duper qt, you'll be noticed. but most of us aren't

>>7469276
>>7469276
So untrue. You tend to take solace in the rare beautiful qt you serve. You won't remember them really well ofc, but you will look back on your day and say "Damn, that one girl was nice".

>>7469360
Yes, some girl at a local store sees "plenty of people a day" wearing RICK OWENS

LMFAO

>>7469242
If you want to impress a girl, Rick is the LAST thing you want to wear. Women have poorer taste in fashion, so if men mock you for your weird Rick clothes women will actually run from you.

>>7470431
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

>caring about what some bitch making $8 an hour thinks about you

LEL

>>7469265
Hi there!

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>>7470518
>>/mu/
off you go

>>7470934
>>>/mu/

>>7469265
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

>>7470934
hey
stop responding
bad

see >>7470851

unless you look this good when being unwashed and wearing shitty clothes theres no point trying

>>7470479
kek

>>>/r9k/

>stay in all day
>drink evernog, smoke weed and cuddle in my ann coat while watching gankutsuou
>tfw no effay gf

>>7470953
Hi there!

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>>7470430

yeah bro totally rick owens!! so obscureee!!!such unknown!!!

all those suburban posh milfs i see wearing rick must b so undaground xD

>>7470962
at first you were annoying but now youre just going full retard

hes on anon

>>7470955
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

>>7470958
who do you think youre fooling

>>7470972
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>see hot cashier
>mfw
>"that'll be $1.29 on pump 4"
>opens cash register
>tfw i see money
>"DAMN NIGGA YOU GOT STACKS!" - me
>get escorted out by the police

There has to be a better way to impress these hos.


jk that's a fake story. i just wanted to post cuz it's been a while :)

>>7471042
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>>7471042
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>>7471050

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>>7471057
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>>7471057
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>be me
>I frequently eat at panera
>tfw this one weird cashier who works at Panera is always the one i get
>tfw new qt starts working at panera this one day that im in there
>extremely sleep deprived and feel like shit, totally out of it
>tell weirdo cashier my order
>"that'll be $15.99
>just stare right at her face for a really, because i cant really control what i do when im on 2 hours of sleep
>keep staring
>stare some more
>"hey can i have the money"
>been holding the money in my hands the entire time
>her words shock me, my eyes widen and my arm jerks and i throw the money at her violently
>"what the hell was that?"
>qt cashier sees this all go down

she probably thinks im some weirdo, hold me /fa/

>>7471049
>>7471050
guys please don't post this. it isn't cool anymore.

i understand hating on trips, for i too can't stand their neurotic ego induced faggotry. however, what you do not understand is that I, dr. mario AKA starfucks 64, AKA officer mario and formerly also called dr. mario, am NOT your typical trip!
I am:
1) bright
2) well manered
3) funny
4) cool/nice
5) best dressed
6) handsome
7) helpful
and most importantly:
last but certaninly not least,
I am;
8) FUN

if anything, i'll be the one in the kitchen, whipping up a fresh batch of relationship wisdom and also crack cocaine.

-Thanks

>>7471077
well now that poet's gone I guess the #1 trip spot is open

and you're kind of funny

hey why not

I miss poet though

>>7471071
just tell her you are trying to quite adderall and it's giving you bad withdrawals.

that's what i said after performing badly during sex three times in one fucking night.
>mfw

i wasn't lying though, and she also hit me up again.

>>7471071
literal autism
>spending $16 eating by yourself
ew fat fuck

>>7471077
I haven't laughed out loud at one of your posts in a while but I still like consistently snicker like an audible 'heh'

>>7471109
>5'10, 135
>fat fuck
ite

i happened to be really hungry that day, bacon turkey bravo + small mac & cheese is about $14 and then i got a drink so..

>>7471117
>I haven't laughed out loud at one of your posts in a while
you have, but i was posting as anonymous.

>>7471101
will try, will report back with results

>>7471124
>5'10, 135
>fat fuck

yes

>>7471124
>>7471128
>>7471130
>>7471139
Hi there!

>>7471130
plus it fits with your retardedly huge meal since quitting adderall makes you constantly hungry as fuck.

>>7471142
Hello, but please stop posting.
>double !!
>implying someone wants to hack your fag name
>LOL
>tfw laughing

>>7469242
same here except I didn't have anything to say and she said bye

>>7471154
>>7470851

>>7471095
the only bad thing about poet was he always posted pics of what he was wearing and other off topic images and posts.

>>7471163
Hi there!

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>>7471151
So like, why does she keep showing up in so many threads?
whats the story on this girl

>>7471259
shes just pretty, so lots of people save the pic and use it as an example i guess

>>7469375
LOL

>>7471272
how did it originate?

>>7469375
if you were me and i was a girl i'd purposely lead him on just to make him feel good about him self, and then make him feel even worse about himself.

and don't say something dumb like
>implying i have time for that

yes, you don't have time.
but you also could do it anyway since it's not like you don't spend half your shift talking to your coworkers and random "friends*" who happen to show up at your registers.

*PS i put friends in quotes because all females who used to know each other but haven't seen each other are "friends" when they run into each other in public years later. you hate her, and remember how much of a dumb whore she is, but you still fake smile/laugh and tell her she looks great.

am i right ladies??

>>7471295
idk i don't know the actual story, or if there even is one

>>7471311
and to give a specific example
>i'd purposely lead him on just to make him feel good about him self, and then make him feel even worse about himself.
"you aren't that bad looking.... (huge pause as he stutters and i feel very good about my power over these stupid boys. girl power lol, right as he is about to say some stupid reply i continue)... if you'd brush your teeth."

>>7471295
#snapfam

>>7471310
is there any info on her? the cvs she works at, her name? anything??

>>7471349
youre scary

>>7471295
>>7471310
check on /o/. I made a thread about it once and I guess they all know which cvs it is and they hold /o/ meetups there.

>>7471365
that's really weird. do they all just creep on this lady?

>>7471365
>I guess they all know which cvs it is and they hold /o/ meetups there.
that's fucking hysterical

>>7471365
i don'f see the thread?

>>7471071
no way that happened

>>7471418
you were there motherfucker

i was with you

sid pls go

yeah when you wear nice clothes it'll magically cure your autism and you'll be super alpha

just like when you do starting strength for 3 weeks you become zyzz brah and all the bitches be mirin'

Relax man, there will be countless other cute girls in the future.

>>7471365
when and where is the next meetup?

>>7471425
real talk though, just going to the gym once a week will make a difference in your appearance towards women.

obviously not in a outwardly noticeable way, but the affect it has on your mood, confidence, etc not to mention your testosterone level will impact how you act and appear socially.

>>7471376
>>7471392
>>7471459
Last meetup was probably a week or two ago. Honestly, if you make a thread with that photo over there someone will point you in the right way. All I know is that it's somewhere near LA, and some trip on /o/ something-turtle started the whole thing.

>>7471484
o wtf im in LA lmao

>>7469430
-7 days unless ur strayen

>>7470979
This is more distracting than the tripfags
pic related it's how this copy pasta sounds

I thought it was casey who took that picture

>>7471124
reminds me of this one time i was so hungry i ordered a lot that the waiter actually hinted that it's enough for two
still finished it though
hungry skeleton and usually i eat little

>>7471077
I wanna puke