/fa/ - Fashion

they won't think you gay when you fucking they girlfriend

i get the same but why worry about it
they're the ones wasting their thoughts on you
the joke is on them because they're wrong

>tfw gay and dont care about my looks or fashion

thats why im a kissles virgin guys

not even horny old guys wanna have sex with me

haha jokes on them when you put your penis in their vagina

whos gay now faglords

>>7439695
i'm straight and ugly and even i get dick on grindr
man up
also what the fuck are you doing on /fa/ if you don't care about fashion

confidence, its all you need , i remember back in school these 2 guys used to be into naruto and shit like that, they were talking about it when 2 of the hottest fucking girls in the school went there and started laughing at them while touching their arms and shit like that
>mfw like 30 minutes later i see one of the guys laughing and joking alone with one of them, and the other is straight up playing with the other one's pussy through her pants while she's giggling and trying to focus in writing
all that being said, they weren't fat fedora wearing faggots, so yea

>>7439729

well its like when i go to /v/ when i dont even play video games

>>7439948
Just go back to bed jimmy, you have no business on 4chan.

>>7439616
>tfw people think you are gay just because you wanna fuck a Guy
;-;

>tfw people think im gay because if i could fuck any 3 people in history ever 2 of my choices were dudes but also 2 of them were presidents

>tfw you realize that the cursed bandages on my arm are there for a good reason

>>7439764
I liked anime in highschool and got a decent amount of action(even watched some entrylevel shit with a few of them) so yeah it's pretty much about confidence. Not being hideous helps though.

>>7440023
>vlc
Dark flame master pls

>tfw gay guys hit on you pretty often

I'm straight

>>7440027
lol go back to /a/ and /cgl/ there is no place for you here

>>7440035
I also like computers along with fashion, should I go to /g/ too?

>tfw gay and well dressed with a young/feminine body and face
>no one of either gender has ever hit on me, never met another gay dude
>virgin

>tfw got a boner during cuddling with a cat

>tfw friends scroll through your phone and discover the 2000+ selfies you have of yourself trying on various fits
>tfw the had already discovered my inspo album chock-full of Bai and a bunch of other dudes

>tfw they never said anything but I know they think I'm a gay narcissist

>tfw studying med
>kissless v
>first time I see pussy is on a dead person
>paranoid about gay guys checking me out
Does therapy work?

this thread.

once a week.

>>7440096
>not locking ur phone
what

>>7440099
>first time I see pussy is on a dead person

>tfw people think i'm gay because during wrestling practice this really hot girl in tight yoga pants bent over in wrestling room and you can see through them and she wasn't wearing panties

>tfw entire team got boners

>tfw we all wrestled with boners

>tfw everybody in school thinks the wrestling team is gay now

>>7440113
I first saw one during art class. Or well, female pubic hair at least.

>>7440088

>people think I'm gay because of that feel when no gf

>>7440033
This happened to me last friday
>At a bar just chillin' with mates.
>Str8 up bearmode walks in, goes to bar and orders like 5 beers.
>Comes up to our group, and gives us all a bear - Giving me mine last.
>All of us of course says thank you, and asks why he just gave us beer
>He liturally says "I really wanted that guys number, and this usually works." and winks at me.
>Actually gave him the number because I didn't want to be a jerk - The guy just bought us beers after all.
>He leaves, my mates crack up laughing, I'm feeling like a slut, but w/e drunk so who cares.
>Forget about it the next three days, and this monday he fucking calls me and i remembered.
>Mfw i have no fucking face for this.

He's called me six times since, and I'm scared to pick it up. I don't want a penis in my ass, and especially not from a guy larger than me - But again I don't want to be a fucking jerk.. What do effay..?

>>7440139
tell him you didnt want to make him feel bad infront of people in the bar and thank him for being nice he most likely will understand and not bother you

>>7440139
dont be a cocktease. tell him why you gave him your number and stop assuming he can read your mind and stop calling you

>>7440139
change your number

>>7440139
Make love to him. By that I mean that you should fuck him. Not the other way around. Dominate. You are gay arent you?

>>7440139
pick up the phone, apologize and have a friendly beer with him
gay or not he sounds like a bro

>>7440139
Was he hot?
Rate his face out of 10

>>7440160
He looked like a stereotypical lumberjack, flannel shirt, chino's, massive lush flowing beard and nice hair.

I'd give him a high 7/10

>>7440088
yeah that happens to me whenever I'm being licked up by a dog

>>7440139
Put a penis in his ass.

>>7440172
Why can't I be you? Would ride a guy like that all night.

>>7440099
I truly believe everyone could benefit from a skilled therapist. At least I did.

>>7440088

kek

>>7440099
>first time I see pussy is on a dead person
You and me both bro

I also rubbed my finger on it when no one was looking

>>7440033
>drunk as fuck
>gay guy starts hitting on me
>start making out with him
>jerk each other off in his car
>tfw I enjoyed it

I just don't know anymore

>Be me
>18
>get qt3.14 gf who is a foreign exchange student from berlin
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>Dresses bretty good, not top tier or anything but Parka, CPs etc.
>Be at a party
>Start making out
>Overhear conversation from an older acquaintance
>"wait that's his girlfriend; he's not gay?!"
>thanks :-|

>one friend idly mentions that 1/10 guys or something like that are gay
>everyone starts guessing who it is in our group
>tfw they all pick me

>>7440251
this came up once with me as well
we all looked so good we couldn't decide

>meet girl in class, we both always sat by ourselves in the last rows till we started talking
>always dressed in black, super qt, works cool jobs
>get along well, might actually like me
>stressing out now because I'm probably not cool enough for her and will probably fuck it up
>tfw crippling self doubt

hold me, /fa/

>>7439616
>tfw about to take my last final in 15 mins

>>7440333
jus do it u fag invite her to a cafe or some shit n ask her to study w/ u

>be interested in fashion
>regularly wear cropped pants and rainbow velcros
>t shirts that cover my but
>nobody thinks I'm gay and girls still want the D

>>7440333
that fucking .gif

>>7439622

Dude, some guy at a menswear house said this to me.

>>7440452
it was probably me I work at a menswear house

>>7440139
Look, if you don't at least meet up with him you're a faggot.

>>7440386
Sounds dope, post a fit

>tfw I'm /fa/ and /fit/ but still >tfwnogf
>tfw people assume I'm gay because I never have a qt gf
>tfw I'd rather have them think that than know that it's really because I am a total aspie

>Be at work
>Talking Yves Saint Laurent leather pants and a peacoat
>get called gay

>wearing basic fit
>APC raws, IRs, J Crew Sweater, Schott 654
>femmy boy compliments my fit, "You look really good. I like your style."
>femmy boy was wearing typical H&M-tier stuff

>>7440706
>>7440706
so you were wearing MFA uniform and someone complimented you which is nice but you thought you were above him so u took offence lol

>>7440706
Give him the D, or are you some kind of faggot?

>>7440617
I know that feel bro.

>tfw /fa/ggot and kissless virgin
>people assume I'm gay since they have never seen me with a girl

>>7440617
I know that feel bro.

>tfw /fa/ggot and kissless virgin
>people assume I'm gay since they have never seen me with a girl

>attend therapy for dysthymia
>tell therapist I have never been with a girl
>"Oh, so you're homosexual?"
>"W-what? No..."
>"There's no need to be ashamed... Tell me, do you think of men when you masturbate...?"
>therapist spends next 20 minutes trying to convince me into admitting I'm gay

>>7441157
lmao

>>7441157
>dysthymia
I know that feel bro. I've never had it diagnosed or received any treatment, because anxiety and apathy. It's a catch-22.

>>7441157
>tell therapist I have never been with a girl
>"Oh, so you're homosexual?"
>therapist spends next 20 minutes trying to convince me into admitting I'm gay

Seriously? That sounds like a shitty therapist. Therapists just don't jump to conclusions like that.

>>7441157
How old are you ?

>>7441157

he wants to give you the d

Is being bi-curious effay?

>>7441500
no

>>7440235

James?

>>7441157
ouch bro
I think you should get a new therapist, one that doesn't harbor such weird ideas.

>>7441500
I could not be any more jealous of this man's face and hair
Everything is just so perfect....

>>7440236
>I also rubbed my finger on it when no one was looking

I love you anon. I would too.

>>7439616
>tfw gay and expected to be interested in fashion

>>7440119
>wrestling team
>not gay

>>7440139
>spildt mælk

>>7440333
Pee in her butt

>>7441157
keep calm and find a new therapist.

>>7440139

Wow. You're a faggot for even giving him your digits.

>>7440139
>Not wanting a penis in your ass, and especially not from a guy larger than you.
What are you, gay?

>get hit on by gays all the time
>this even happens at work
>poorly adjusted so have trouble speaking with girls
>comfortable around guys, even if they're gay
>Try to get close to hot girls, their gay friends all offer me their numbers.

I have absolutely zero attraction to men. Not even my current level of bitterness and loneliness will drive me to turn.
How do I not into being attractive to gay men.

>>7441500
yes

>>7447089
stop looking like a fag.

>>7447135

jesus christ. you're right.
I must look like a fag.

Shit, how do men dress?

>>7441157
>dysthymia
>bad therapists

These feels transcend the screen.

>>7440246

you bi. nothing wrong with that, son. hannah montana would say: 'the best of both worlds'

>>7440076

either because of your location or because you don't go out. or you're lying and you're ugly.

>>7447139

>remember distinct evening where this /fa/ looking fag walked up to me and told me he 'liked my style'

Complete stranger
figure he was coming on to me.

Shit. How are 501's, black black vans and a monotone t-shirt faggy.

>>7441157

wow what a fucking retard

dw anon he just didn't know how 2 act

>>7447149
>monotone tshirt

I wish my shirt resonated at only 1 note

>>7441500

yes

>>7447161

it's beautiful mang, you gotta see it.

>>7447089

are you retarded? you're obviously attractive and gay guys are VERY outgoing (the man is expected to be hitting on the woman, remember?). this is the reason why women aren't approaching you, because you're supposed to approach them. I bet you're missing signals all over the place. source: I get hit on by gay guys regularily and girls rarely

>>7440088
Oh iktf. I get boners from cuddling anything that's alive.

It's not even me getting turned on because I really don't, I guess I've just had a severe lack of physical contact in my life, even from my parents.

>this happened to me in high school
>stopped giving a fuck and brushed it off
>kid named Joseph, I'm pretty sure he's gay and wants my dick
>start getting lots of action. Fashion is the easiest and most effective conversation starter you will ever have with a girl
>I don't suck dick, I don't talk like a fag, I just lay bitches like it's nothing. Nobody thinks I'm gay now.
>Always walking down the hallway with a bitch on my arm
>Grabbing girls asses n shit
>getting awkward 16 year old blow jobs in the bathroom
>All the while, I still dressed well, was the /fa/est motherfucker around, applied chapstick in public, gesticulated when I spoke, wore v-necks, wore scoop necks, and everything in between. No one thought I was gay.

It's all about how you play it off, m8

Sixteen year old girls are shitty in bed, though. Don't feel like you missed out there.

>>7449542
LOL sure buddy

The trick is to be indifferent about it. Does it really matter OP? You'll be ok :)

>>7441157
If he made you uncomfortable you can file a complaint, it may be stepping out of his area of expertise and breaking conduct codes etc :(.

>>7449612
Haha good post

Right on with this ANON.

"You got the gay aura", OP.

Stop being so nervous, maybe that will help

http://m.efukt.com/21112_Vitalyzdtv_Does_Bang_Bus.html

>>7449870
I meant to reply to the guy with the green text. I trust he is not lying.

>>7449870
>>7449873
"When a man is tired of life, he is tired of London."

>>7449881
Haha I am too high for this shit
Was talking to that chick today, ill call her Kay

She's a funny girl. She has this aggressive playfulness to her it's so sexy.
Lots of touching ;)

Pretty good what bout u

>be 21 virgin
>have stupidly high standards
>fucked things up with a girl i really liked
>picked up 5 girls from clubs to go home with
>could'nt get a boner with all 5
>best friend asks completely seriously if im gay

I don't want to be faggot, so im not going to be a faggot. I've got BJ's from girls and got hard, because i was thinking about that girl. Vaginas are gross yeah

>>7449910
pop some viagra or some shit m9

>sitting in train
>girl on the other side of me
>slowly her boot inches towards my shoes
>sorta starts rubbing it
>terrified
>we look at each other, sparks flying
>too pussy to say or do anything

Ah well.

>24
>virgin
>majority of family knows I've never had a gf, clearly know I haven't had sex
>brother's friends know this as well
>I hear that they've made insinuations that I'm gay
>one day brother makes an insinuation, saying "I dunno... I think you're confused"
>I tell him I like women, I've just never met the right person yet, etc.
>"oh well ya know, we're just saying that IF YOU WERE gay we'd accept you", implying that he's talked about this with family
>once again, all this just because I don't have a gf

>>7451185
>>7449910
>>7451198
You were practically offered free pussy and you done blew it. Doing anything, literally doing anything could have gotten you some sweet ass but you done fucked up like the true autist that all 3 of you are. I feel so bad for all of you.
>the casemods get more pussy then you
Pathetic, you guys.

>>7452415
>I'm not even a zoophile
i got news for you pal...

>>7440088
This happens when my doge cuddles with me.

I'm not even a zoophile I guess intimate contact just makes me pop a boner regardless of species.

>>7451185
How the fuck do you even respond to someone rubbing their boot on you?

>>7452424
>being named after the most niggerest of all nigger rappers
Go back to the south "shawty mane"