/fa/ - Fashion

>>7398821
>implying I haven't done coke
Hey 1/2 ain't bad. That's a pass in American schools.

i really like dr romanelli x coca cola collab

my friend did coke when he wa sin gr 10 with rum a bunch of times

hes not actually my friend im sorry

T-thanks for making me cry OP

>>7398830
how did that post imply you haven't done coke

>>7398847
ur my enemy

>>7398853
this is my weapon

>>7398847
Awkward sentence construction. Conjunctions should connect complete independent clauses whenever possible.
B-

See me after class

worst feel

i honestly cant visualize having sex with her.

id like to be her friend tho. she seems fun to hang with.

maybe this no fap december is getting to my head

>>7398865

>>7398871
http://store.nomadshop.net/collections/dr-romanelli-x-coca-cola?page=1

buy ittt

I fucked her in 2011 notbad

Am I the only one that thinks she is ugly? The only thing I like about her is her name. She looks smelly af

>>7398933
>Am I the only one that thinks x?
probably not. you're not that original or creative, anon.

>>7398957
Well anon, do you think she is ugly?

>>7398853
>>7398865
>>7398871
>>7398875
hahahahahha fuckin banana

<333

>>7398980
not that guy but i think shes kinda ugly

i only think her eyebrows are qt

i prals wudnt hit

>>7398933
>She looks smelly
Of course, she's a brit.
It'd be a nice smelly though.

>>7398957
#sickburn

but really though those "am I the only one who _____" comments are fucking retarded. Like yeah bro you are the only one in the entire world and on all of 4chan who shares your shitty opinion

>>7398865
>>7398847
i feel it

Fuck it. I', buying this.

>>7398821
There's maybe 50 models I'd rather fucking than Cara

>>7399403
tomato effay takeover 2k13 i'm feeling it

let me feel u

When I look at cara, I get the urge to fuck her like a whore. Like for real I will go hard and make her I'm multiple times. She's all hype though

Tbh she would just lay their like a fish. And plus coked out? No fun .

I've seen her dance and it was awkward as only white girls can be.

>>7398840
why did this make ma laugh

it is what it is

>>7398821
>implying I haven't
cara is a lousy lay and she doesn't like giving head. She thinks she's soooooo sexy, so that somehow justifies her just laying there.

>>7399393
no shit. that's the joke.

ITT a bunch of people going
>yeah i totally fucked her once

no you didn't

>>7399981
but we're dudes

>>7398821
99999 get

>>7399999
congrats

>>7399999
gj bro

>>7400009
>>7400016
thx

>>7399999
awful get

u should have said something funni :/

>>7399999
:^D

>>7400038
sry tomato-chan i was too lazy but i just had to get it

>>7399999
worst get 2k13

>>7400038
how were finals

>>7400059
>people who think i'm also banana

get wit it

>>7399981
did you even look through the thread? maybe two guys said that

>>7400000

cara fans are the absolute worst
type of kids to wear vtb shirts w/ levis and is prob. saving up for rafdidas

>>7400102
>tfw got adirafs in the mail two days ago

>>7400102

you would fuck her given the chance tho right

>>7400109
every day for the rest of my laif ><><>>><><>

>>7400109
I'm not indicting her
tho I think she's annoying she's still cute

>>7398869
u too mayne? i thought it'd be harder (lel) than it actually is

>>7400068
but u r banana

>>7398840
lmao

>tfw will never do coke with and fuck Cera

>>7400448
good

>>7400102
i agree with everything said and implied in this post

how the fuck do you know that OP

protip: you dont know that you fucking cunt so dony tell me what im going to do and what im not going to do

fucking cunt

>>7400068
but tomatoes and bananas are both fruits

>not posting her nudes so i could masturbate before work
fucking hell /fa/, i won't have time to look them up myself.

>>7398821
>>7398866
This is a fucking joke right? From VS 2013 show?

Who the fuck decided it was a good idea to put this boy-bodied monkey in white boxers walk in the same show with Candice, Adriana etc. in sexy ass lingeries. Oh but I think it's pretty obvious who did. This is nepotism at its worst and everyone in the industry knows it.

"Great we have all of our fabulous looks ready!"
"Sir, the Delevingne girl wants to walk in our show..."
"ugh goddamn it.... well scrape something up, there's some old boxer shorts from the CK show in the dumpster behind the building."

>inb4 stop liking things
>inb4 euphoric virgin sperglord

>>7400840
More like they know all the plebs love Cara, so they get Cara in their clothes to get them out to the public more.

>>7400840
*tips fedora*

Cara would look good with a penis

>>7398821
Am I the only one who was 90% less attracted to her when I found she has a british accent?

>>7400840
shes hotter than them

>>7399743
it is what it is

>>7401472
>found out a british person has a british accent
holy smokes batman we've got a master detective here

>>7401493
9/10

does she have pretty feet

>You will never cuddle with a cozy comfy Cara.

>>7401844

yh

>>7398821
if you seriously consider cara attractive you're a closet-fag. I saw her last week (she's making a movie in my city) and she looks like a Hanson

i hate this cunt
i'll give her three years before she ODs

>>7401942
those toes are /fa/.

>>7401949
fag

>>7401954
get real

>>7401932

>>7401949
>implying you didnt want to bone hanson first time you saw the guy.

>>7401978

id like her feet

>>7401972

I have made it my mission to somehow meet, and subsequently fuck, Cara Delevingne. I'm in a position where if I work hard enough, I can do it. Mark my fucking words

>>7401472
I became 90% more attracted.

>>7401472
Her accent is perfection

>>7402928
That doesnt sound creepy at all. Good luck bro

>>7398869
I know that feel, actually. There's that weird disconnect between seeing a beautiful woman in an objective sense and actually thinking about having sex with her.

>see well-dressed 5'8" woman
>"Oh my, she's very attractive. She would probably understand my interest in fashion and probably have similar interests."
>see chubby 5'2" woman
>"OH GOD, I WOULD FUCK HER SO HARD THAT SHE WOULD SQUEAL LIKE THE LITTLE PIGGY THAT SHE IS! HNNNNNNNNNG!"

>>7402966
Thanks man. My life has a purpose now, do you understand?

Also, I accidentally left out the word "consensually". It will be fair game

>>7402994
>accidentally

>>7403018
Fuck you man, you're twisting it.

Cara, if you're reading this, I'm a cool dude. I look good in pictures and I'm into philosophy. I promise to go really slow too. We can rub noses

>>7399743
It is what it is

i knew an pre-teen that looked like a younger cara (work with kids on the weekends). I wanted to tell her she could be a model, but didn't want to look like a pedo.

>>7399743
It is what it is

>>7402928
Only way that's going to happen is if you meet her drunk at a party. You can't just walk up to her on the street and expect to begin some sort of relationship.

>>7402973
you are me

>>7401932
I wouldn't want to cuddle with her, I want to fuck her like the dirty bitch she is then tell her to get up out my house

>>7403136
2edgy4me

lmao

>>7403052
>Cara, if you're reading this

shes not even attractive without model-tier makeup and shit why the fuck do you people obsess over her

>>7403143
bitches like it bruh

>>7403109
>tfw not sure if chubby chaser

how does one go about acquiring drugs?

>>7403109
>>7402973
We are one

>>7403524
I was banned for similar pic a couple days ago

>>7403143
not very edgy, most guys you'd talk to in a sports bar would probably have the same opinion.

>>7403524
huh
I don't even have this pic on my hard drive
Levi Cash is a male chubby chasing pornstar

>>7403531
Read
>>7403538

>>7403559
I hope they find me soon.

>>7403503

You don't. Drugs will find you.

>mfw all coked out with the chick last night
>mfw I made love with her

Plebs

>>7403564
cool.. you had sex.. are we supposed to be impressed. Also that girl is a solid 5/10.

>>7403564
she looks manish at fuck. not to mention having facial piercings

>>7399999
wow

>>7403559
So much this. No, really.

>>7403583
dam that made me smile

>>7403583
>Implying I was going out of my way to brag about somthing as trivial as sex when I'm on topic with this stupid thread

So what is it? Jealousy?
Where's your qtgf that you do lines with?
Don't be so lame.

>>7403747
jealous? of that banshee? and I don't do lines with my gfs because I'm not a teenager anymore. are you forgetting that you called us plebs after literally bragging about finally getting laid?

>>7403747
>bragging about having sex with some man
>people call you out on it
>get butthurt like a faggot
you even used "made love" like a fucking queer

>>7402973
It's because Cara is stunning in the sense that her facial structure is interesting and has a unique appeal to it, the same can be said for her body. Meanwhile, other women are also stunning but in the sense that they are sexually alluring. There are variations of "attractive".

>>7405836
>the same can be said for her body
there's nothing really unique about her body. i think she's cute, but she's just another stick

>>7398830
Wrong again on calling people out Dan, you fag

>tfw will never do coke WITH and fuck Cara

If he hadn't have said with, you'd be correct

Also 1/2 is 50%,
American schools require a D grade which is 60% but in many cases a D in a core class will require a retake

D+ but I'm only passing you because schooling you is getting old

>>7406095
Lol forgot bout low standard schools where passing not 70% up how low we got set bar

>>7402928
i've seen her in the groucho club before. i didn't say anything though ;_;

>>7401972

>christmas presents on the roof

why.exe

>>7406438
>Why.exe
Careful dog might b virus you get that ff kazaa

>>7401932
This one fucking hurt man...

I don't even care about doing coke and fucking her. I just want her number so we can call each other up, whenever, and take eyebrow pictures.

>>7406442
her nose, does she have spanish in her or something?

>>7398821
bitch is starting to look too old and too british to be doing the pedo cutie look nahmean

>>7407240
prob french m8

>almost 2014
>still not asexual

>>7402973
They're using her for her social media connections. They had a shameless little segment on it and everything, as if it wasn't obvious enough.

>>7407240
I know a 100% norwegian typical nordic who has the same nose, I doubt it's a spanish or french thing

>>7407240
She might have had spanish in her yesterday night.

>>7398866
>yellow teeth
>scars on arm
>bruise on leg
2/10 would not bang

>>7407261
>2014
>justifying why you're a virgin

>>7407261
>implying "asexual" and "low testosterone" aren't the same thing

>>7398875
>http://store.nomadshop.net/collections/dr-romanelli-x-coca-cola?page=1
>>7398871
FUUUCCCK
Fast food-core was predicted last month
this shit was fast

>>7399762
thats gay

>>7399743
It is what it is

>>7399999
Did s4s snipe this?

>>7407605
>muh testosterone
muh bacon muh manly epik meemz
B) my mustache
my gentleman hat B)

>>7407833
:^)

>>7407850
B^) hey banana u gonna get on the fastfoodwave? or is it already played out 4 u

>>7407862
i like this coke tee but i dont feel like spending 80 on it

i'd buy something w/ mcdonalds branding on it if it was done this well but there's nothing out

8*)

>>7407888
fu ck

>>7406095
SKOOLD