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is lorde /fa/?

>> No.7368956

>>7368947
shes ugly and her music is shit

>> No.7368955
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>> No.7368965

Unfashionable pop media garbage

>> No.7368970
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>>7368947
Nah.
Her instrumental game is too weak, every track sounds like a poor imitation of diplo's approach to producing pop tracks.
Fairly digestible for chart topping stuff though, despite the misuse of the 808 kit

>> No.7368975

she looks like this girl I hated in highschool so I hate her by default... sorry lorde :-S

music is pretty lame too I guess

>> No.7368976

>>7368970
misuse of 808 is part of what made it famous

>> No.7368977

fucking finally
going to throw this shit at my fren who keeps preaching about loving lorde

seriously drove through her home town once and he knew like all the dets.

>> No.7368987

>>7368970

She doesn't have 'instrumental game' m8. Joel Little produced the entire thing, which is why she's popular.

>> No.7368989

bitch is fugly
boyfriend is mouthbreather
my only exposure to her music is royals and I kinda like it

>> No.7368991
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7368991

she actually tried to be /fa/ back in 2012. she skipped normal kanye level of edge though and turned goth ninja with robo-core movements. it was weird.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XrV83pHSuk

>> No.7369006

>>7368977
post your hair you fag

you said you would do it , but fucking didnt

>> No.7369012

>>7368989
i always get confused by the radio playing Royals on repeat everyday, but she has "better" songs like white teeth teens, team, guts and glory, etc.

im not saying shes good. but i dont understand them playing one of her worst songs CONSTANTLY

>> No.7369031

>>7368987
I'd still call it her instrumental game, seeing as it is an integral part of her brand image.
You're right though

>> No.7369042

>>7369012
its the anti consumerism hype recently

every 16 year old middle class high school wants gay shit they can relate to, omg so deep, buying things is bad! lil gayne and nick shitnaj rap about gold bling bling but this is REAL music about how bad consumerism is!!!!

so these multimillionaire artists pretend they dont give a fuck about the multimillionaire lifestyle and make even more millions off it

this shit has been going on since wall street, first thrift shop charted for like 10 months, now this trash, cant wait for this fad to end

>> No.7369067

>inb4 she starts putting on pounds and promoting positive body image

>> No.7369074

>>7369067
ugh i hate that shit

#1 killer is hear disease and they promote eating like a pig and not exercising

seriously fuck adele

>> No.7369077

>>7369042
It all started when rich people stopped dressing and acting like rich people, and started imitating poor people in dress and mannerism. And so the poor started to imitate their celebrities, thus degrading everything further.

>> No.7369089

wow shes absolutely disgusting

i had no idea

>> No.7369102
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>>7369067
>>7369074
>mfw I was about to inb4 this exact message
ty based /fa/ hivemind

>> No.7369133

She's not /fa/, but she she is fat. Vapid uninteresting pop singer with a so-called edge, which is really just a concept done a thousand times before. The only thing that makes her slightly interesting is her age.

>> No.7369205

that asian is her bf?

>> No.7369243

>following popular music
I have no idea who she is and i like it this way

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I still can't see "Lorde" without thinking of Audre.

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>>7369042
>every 16 year old middle class high school wants gay shit they can relate to
you should know

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>>7369277
oh lawd
is that really trunks?

>> No.7369291

>>7369277
at first glance I thought this was Jonsi and his bf Alex.

>> No.7369297

>>7369006
haha
i no

im at werk atm so...eat shit B)

>> No.7369345

>>7368991
By she you mean her stylists. She has an army working on her.

>> No.7369354

>>7369042
They're just exploiting two different marketing angles, "hedging" if you will. Regardless of which side wins, be it the archetypal consumers or the subversive consumers, they profit. And they make consumers out of all of us.

Citizenry is slowly dying in this world.

>> No.7369358

>>7368955
almost thick wierd bitches will ALWAYS get the dick.

>> No.7369371

>>7369358
>almost thick

the fuck? shes obese

>> No.7369384

>>7368947
her bf looks like that scientist nigga from jurassic park

not samuel l jackson the asian one

>> No.7369391

>>7368947
no

>> No.7369410

>>7369371
nah she's not thick yet.

no girl is as skinny as /fa/ wants them to be.

>> No.7369428

>>7368947
She's the next Adele

>> No.7369466
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mmm imagin hittin dat joosy booty from the back when she's bent over and back arched

>> No.7369477

>>7369384
BD Wong. That gook still hasn't aged a day.

>> No.7369527

She's ugly and he's got no chin

>> No.7369537

ITT: People thinking Lorde is about being attractive

/fa/ might dress nice but you guys are stupid. Plebs and all.

>> No.7369546

>>7369537
yeah but u listen to Lorde

>> No.7369579

>>7369546

>implying I like it

brah it's unorignal, but at least I understand what she's saying.

What's fa's IQ? Below 100?

>> No.7369601
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shes kinda ugly but oh my god she could get it

>> No.7369620

holy shit my friend said she was way more attractive than joanna newsom when we were talking about music waifus.

what a fool

>> No.7369623

>>7369537
everyone is about being attractive whether they like it or not

>> No.7369629

>>7369477
fucking love me a bitta Wong

>> No.7369634

>>7369620
St Vincent is the only music waifu you should give a shit about

Newsom has better albums though

>> No.7369643

>>7369546
I kno you like to think yourself above other people dude, but thats not a valid time you can do that. Lorde isnt good, but her album is at the very least worth a listen through

>> No.7369789

>>7368991

bruh she looks hella qt there

lol @ her body in op pic tho wtf

smh nz youts are basically tumblr sponges

>> No.7369870

>>7368947
>Ugly person who's convinced herself she's attractive and liked by people

She's about as /fa/ as one can get.

>> No.7369876

>>7369789
Fuck off Morpheus.

>> No.7370068

>>7368947
>>7368955
Solid 5.5/10.

Bit sports to tighten that body would do wonders and easily make her 6.5.

>> No.7370095

>>7370068
>>7369133
>>7369089
>>7368975
Isn't she going through puberty still? I don't mean to white knight I just think its dumb to comment on how hot she is if she hasn't even made the full transition from child to woman.

>> No.7370120

Lorde is pretty /fa/, just saw her at dthb and she was lookin pretty good. Music is shit though

>> No.7370144
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>mfw I would reck her till she fucking cried out of pain
>mfw the smell of her perfume, sweat and pubic area hit my nose as she cries softly

>> No.7370326

>>7370095
She's 19 I think, definitely developed considering girls start and finish puberty way earlier than boys.

>> No.7370337

>>7370326
she's 17

>> No.7370358

>>7370337
Alright my mistake. couldn't bother to check. Obviously it depends from individual but biologically 17 is pretty prime time.

>> No.7370369
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7370369

She can be a qt 22/7 on occasion. OP's pictures are not flattering at all and her boyfriend is ugly as fuck.

Still, she's got something going on. Not sure what it is, but I like it.

>> No.7370372

>>7369410
>no girl is as skinny as /fa/ wants them to be.
>knowing that feel
>what did u guys do 2me ;_;

>> No.7370379

>>7370369
>on occasion
Four hours spend in make-up and hair, combined with heavily photoshopped PR pics doesn't count as occasion.

>> No.7370380
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7370380

lorde$ never worry

>> No.7370383

>>7370326
She's 17

>> No.7370571

this song is p good i think
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8Ymd-OCucs

>> No.7370576

>>7370571
That album is pretty good for chilling. Glory and Gore always makes me smile.

>> No.7370591

I like this
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f2JuxM-snGc&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Df2JuxM-snGc

>> No.7370592

>implying im not listening to her right now

>>7370380
the fuck u doin here fuccboi this place gay as shit

>> No.7370632

>>7370571
misic videos focusing on the artist are only good when they're pretty lol

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>look at this pop musician being not flawless
>more news at 11

>> No.7370679

>>7370632

pleb