/fa/ - Fashion

I like starting shit at the club

what makes me sad is i always stick up for my friends and risk my own head yet i know they wouldnt do the same for me

fuck

im so lonely

>>7358266

tbhi like starting shit ahha

tongith i was in the club

and some fucking absolute slag was like "he spilled my drink"

suddenly SOME absolute fucking beta spastic is squaring off with me

i was like what the fuck are u doing and was staring at him ready to deck him

beta spastic was just fucking scared and didnt do shit

the security came over told me to calm down

i fucking called the girl a cunt becuase she started some unneccessary shit

i would of fucking destoryed his existence tbh, the cunt

my friends stopped it but i wanted to smash his head in to be honest

if you havent gone hand to hand with another male on a night out for basically no reason at all, your not a man imho

>>7358273
same I like starting shit too. I'm not sure if I could ever finish it unless he was a soft cunt, but I still enjoy starting it.

>>7358279

true dat abo thug

i swear down i have of caved his skull in

pussy hole

>>7358287

i wish i had a friend like u

im always surrounded by fucking boring people who dont like to do anything fun, i was outside and this girl was wearing ugg boots and i was staring at her looking disgusted asking why she was wearing ugg boots and she looked like she was about to cry but my friends were like "stop stop" im like fuck off

seriously mate what the hell

>>7358266
>>7358273
>>7358279
>>7358287
>>7358288
Insecure DYEL manlets detected and there's nothing you can do about it. I don't start shit because first off nobody starts shit with me, you'll never know how it feels being tall and ripped/athletic

>>7358279
>this
No one of the internet will ever believe me, let alone /fa/, but I got into a tussle with Austin Butler about 4 months ago in West Hollywood.
>tfw his two friends pulled him back and my friend kept saying, "CHILL MAN, JUST FUCKING CHILL."

>>7358298

i dont know who austin butler is but if i was drunk id deffo smack him

>>7358296
>I don't start shit because first off nobody starts shit with me

that doesnt even make sense

if no one started shit with u ud HAVE to start shit with them

>>7358296
I'm probably taller than you, statistically. I'm just shy of 6'4. being ripped and athletic has fuck all to do with being able to scrap m8y. I don't start shit with random betas for no reason I just mean I don't mind getting into it with someone if the situation warrants it. I enjoy it.

>>7358306
lmao heard dat sounds like a right cunt that name does. some one with the name austin is just waitin to get a slap.

>>7358309
>being ripped and athletic has fuc all to do with being able to scrap
come on mate i know it doesnt just rely on strength but are you telling me physical speed and power mean nothing in a fight?
fuck off

>>7358315
sure, in the fucking ring.
in a club? no not really.

>>7358306
He's some b or even c-list actor here in Los Angeles. Only "thing" even relevant about him is that he's dating Vanessa Hudgens, which isn't even really a good thing in the first place lol. But I give him props for not being a pussy, he was walking past a table I was having coffee at with a friend and I laughed (snickered) at him as he walked past me because he was doing that /fa/ thing where fags suck in their cheeks for #modelaesthetics and he said, "What're you looking at buddy?" And I said, "Not much.." and stood up and he pushed me and yada yada things cooled down lol.

>>7358312

init

i don't understand why guys in bars clubs drinking near and smalltalking always end up
>yeah wassup lots of cool chics here hah
>wanna start shit bro
>let's start some shit
>see that guy he's looking at me huh
>let's start some shit brah u got my back?
2nd time it happened I wondered if it was the same guy but he wasn't. Is fighting in a club/bar some sort of a special thing? Like a special activity?

>>7358319
being athletic
having more durable skin
being stronger
being faster
you're saying that means nothing
in any kind of physical fight
are you mentally handicapped?
are you saying that if two people were exactly the same except for the fact that one was ripped and athletic and the other wasnt
there would be no clear winner?
are you delusional?

>>7358320
lel thats actually kinda cool not gonna lie.. u shouldve #rekt him though, couldve been on tmz or someshit

>>7358332
you probably look like garbage though, post a pic

also remember some trashy skapunk/oi concert, all that slamming and shit. Suddenly a guy pushes me hard and is all in my face
>- What the fuck are you frontin m8 it's not the way to slam m8
>me:...*not understanding shit cos I slammed not too aggressive*
>me:... U PUSHED MY GIRLFRIEND M8 WHAT ARE U M8 WANNA FIGHT *looking at a girl I came with*
>sorry dude I'm really sorry I didn't notice her sorry
>cool
>tfw she was not even my gf

>>7358332

bruh who the fuck CARES

shut the fuck up B and CHILL

>>7358341
im not the person who said i was ripped im just stating my opinion
>>7358346
i care
its astounding that there are people this stupid in the world

>>7358325
No, sometimes you just aren't looking for anything other than some good old fashion violence. No one's talking about stomping a lads head in here. But, a few punches or pushing and some trash talk before security tosses you out ain't no big deal.

>>7358320

sounds like he fucked u up

>>7358279
>tfw when fragile teeth due to a decade drinking nothing but soda
>tfw one blow to the face would break a dozen of my teeth
>Luckily only missing 1 molar and getting dental implant soon

I can't even eat an apple, I fear a tooth will break, gonna get them all torn out and implants at the dental college for like 5K

>>7358279
>if you havent gone hand to hand with another male on a night out for basically no reason at all, your not a man imho
yo abo u should check some moscow clubs, i'm you'll like it

>>7358360

u make me sick

>>7358353
We didn't have a real chance to go at it, but I did get a good "rebuttal" shove in there lol.

>>7358372

yo bruh this is MY thread

get the fuk out starting posting all ur bullshit about SLAV SLAV HURR DURR IM SALV

no one cares u fucking spastic stop talking shit, u aint hard, u got a side parting

>>7358370
I don't have any cavities, it's a miracle.

But I don't have any enamel really.

>>7358332
>are you saying that if two people were exactly the same except for the fact that one was ripped
that's the fuckin point m8. that's what i said in my first post. the point is the two people aren't exactly the same. being ripped is fucking useless if you have no idea how to defend yourself or no experience in a good ol fashion cock fight between men. yes, if experience and skill were the same barring luck the more athletic man should win. but 90% of dudes in middle class or higher clubs are soft cunts. those are good odds. having muscles means dick if you dont know the mechanics of throwing a punch or how to slip one being thrown at you.

>>7358372
if you havent gone hand to hand with another male on a night out for basically no reason at all, your not slav genetics imho

People are just dicks in clubs
>wearing my favourite sports coat $2000
>bunch of drunk faggots thought it would be funny to splash beer on me
>5 of them
>tell them to back off or else
>I'm trying to talk to qt3.14
>they all keep doing it and one of them poured half a glass on my shoulder
>I turn around and deck him in the face
>his 4 other friends looked stunned
>they try hitting me but the knock them out 1 by 1
>all knocked out cold l, I'm a boxer
>i get tackled by security
>cops come
>locked up in jail for the rest of the night
>qt3.14 waited all night for me to get out
>jacket forever ruined
That's why I don't go to nightclubs anymore.

>>7358360
i can't bit into an apple either, nutrionist said apples have too much sugar in them for me to eat in one sitting

i complained i said if i eat a quarter of an apple in 2 bites its not a snack

>cut apples wafer thin and chew 1 apple thin wafer for at least 5 seconds

FML

always hungry

and i don't want to take 15 mins cutting an apple into tiny wafers when i used to eat a box of oreos in less than 5 mins

>>7358387
please explain to me why you thought it was a good idea to spend $2000 on a clothing item?

i mean like wtf?

>>7358389
Will eating a whole apple kill you or something?

Diabetic?

>>7358387

/fa/ - fantasy's and wannab hard men

>>7358387
Not a good idea to wear something so expensive to a club, it could get damaged even by accident. It sucks that people are dicks and would do something like that though.

another great thread full of great posts and great trips and some hot topics

>>7358385
yo bruh fall back, bitch
I didn't say a fucking word about slavs here
>>7358383
I had, but never in a club and never drunk or drugged. Also my pcrltd is about a guy who looked tough, was into marital arts and shit, wanted to start a fight in the club and got killed with a one punch by a guy who was twice smaller

>>7358387
>a neckbeards fantasy

nah im just kidding but tbh, fightings lame as fuck, i only fight people who are weaker than me that i know i can beat, and only if they wanna fight first

>>7358404
lookin 4 a slap ya softy??

>>7358410
manlet

real talk

thisaydennn guy is really starting to piss me off

why doeshe talk about the same things all the time, like the shit fucking shit about eastern europe, no one cares bro, and by bro ur not my bro, u fucking faggot shit

u always post about how u done all this shit like fighting but i see ur waywt and u got a comb over bruv, u got a comb over and u wear cable knit sweaters and latent chelsea boots, u aint hard, if i ever saw u i would honestly punch u in the jaw

stop posting like an idiot and shut thef uck up

on the behalf of everyone u stupid fuc

>>7358395
no, he said that i would be eventually if i kept eating as much sugar as i was eating before

ugh I rarely have the confidence to even go out anymore and now you're telling me ppl are gonna kick my ass for no reason if I do? looks like I'm never leaving my room ever again

>>7358425
people are exaggerating
never been in a fight before

>>7358425

haahhaaahahhaaa

>>7358413
i would just block and dodge all of your attempts (years of boxing then when your worn out because you dont cardio id deliver a swift hook right into your ribs adding to your exhaustion then when youre on the ground (inevitable id help you back up and shake your hand and pat you on the back and well go our seperate ways

>>7358425
No just don't be tall or remotely attractive an go somehwere where drunk insecure people are (da club)

>>7358425

lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdqS6iq_Dl8

link em, AND THen leave the behind i been telling all my manz for tym

this thread is dumb as fuck, u frail boiz are not about that life

>>7358430

>uhhhhhh
>going out

>>7358442
jesus christ cunt will you fuck off

>>7358387
>that happened
>u thought that up safe in ur bed later that night after gettin PUNKD

>>7358431
implying im some daft cunt who throws haymakers. you think you're the only person on this board with boxing training boxing is a very popular past time. try to av a laff every once in a while m8 yeesh

>>7358430
Same I have seen them break out though. Also was very nearly in one cause my mate stole someones cigarettes. The dumbass whose cigaretts they were left them behind though so what did he expect.

>>7358445
once a year to get my vitamin D

>>7358417
Lel are you mad brah? Srsly. I never brag about fighting or anything. And all that hair shit? Brah I had a 5mm buzzcut until 18 or smth. I just have a decent job, a degree to get and $$$ not to look like a white trash, u jelly? Yeah I used to be exposed to all that street shit until 18 and I'm not proud of it.
>i would punch u if I saw u
that's pathetic
>on behalf of everyone
learn to speak for yourself.

>be me, 10/10 perfect facial aesthetics
>make brad pitt look like denim dan
>walking around full rick outfit, Sydney Kings Cross
>drop down to Soho
>everyone staring, they cant get over my perfectly sculpted features
>few jellyfags start making remarks about my clothes, typical Soho plebeians
>get into club
>this little manlet meatball tries to start a fight
>he grabs my rick shirt and pulls it
>it tears
>uncontrollable rage bursts out of me
>i smash him in the face, permanently knocking him out
>his friends jump in
>i smash them all
>there is a large circle around me now
>start fighting them off matrix reloaded style
>an hour later ive killed about 50 people
>walk upstairs and hook up with a 4/10 because its soho

I have always been a relatively calm and friendly person but about a year ago I was walking out of a movie with my friends and some punk ass kid was standing with his friends calling people out. When we walked by I told the kid to fucking knock it off and that they were being douce bags or whatever. The cheeky cunt said something like "do u kiss u r mom with that mouth?" Or something like that. My mother had recently passed away from cancer and I wasn't in a particularly good mood so I decided to teach him a lesson. I walked over to him and took him by the collar and started screaming in his face that my mom died and if he thought that was funny etc. But he shut up after that. Looking back on it I kind of regret bursting out like that and I'm sure my friends felt uncomfortable about it. I just want people, and kids to just be more considerate to others. Idc if it's all in good fun but those kids were being serious assholes..

Anyway I just felt like venting in this thread

>>7358446
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPUQSTzuY-Q

>>7358456

>D

>>7358462

u sound really autistic and mental problems

>mfw 6'4 and always try to start shit with manlets at clubs and watch them not being able to do anything but sink their heads and try to scurry back to their group
>one night see a manlet coming back from the bar with two drinks in his hands
>walk up to him and say "Hey I think that's mine"
>watch as he freezes when I take the two drinks from his hands, gulp one down and walk away with the other without looking back without him doing anything

Feels good man.

>>7358458
another banger

>>7358470
and then u woke up

>>7358461
lmao bretty cud

>>7358479
Yeah after I passed out in the alley for the night.

>>7358486
confirmed brisbane

>>7358489
melb actually

>>7358457

i aint even going to respond because on a serious level i know i could fuck you up

>>7358492
confirmed frankston

>>7358497
maybe.

>>7358473
Autistic people don't have friends

>be on train
>bunch of retards talking shit to everyone
>time to be a hero
>I stand up and tell them to shut the fuck up
>they walk towards me
>I black out
>mfw I got knocked out and I didn't even know it
>wake up to paramedics
>my wallet and phone was missing

>>7358461
lel "permanently knocking him out"

good one fuccboi

>>7358457
I can't take anyone who's making threats on the internet even remotely serious.

>>7358523
>>7358494

>walking home at 10pm
>guy comes up to me in a hoodie
>give me your wallet and phone
>Fuck you
>I continue walking
>he doesn't do shit

>>7358461
>>walk upstairs and hook up with a 4/10 because its soho

ive been there a few times and this has happened to me every time

also its the biggest sausagefest in syd

apart from scary canary

>>7358545
that's what u get for going to kings cross

>>7358556
suggestions?

ITT: losers on a fashion board exaggerating and fabricating stories about the times they got in fights/got beat up.


>>7358461
>make brad pitt look like denim dan

lmao

>>7358567
put a beer in a maccas bag and the whole city is ur club

>clubbing is shit as fuck
>nobody has house parties
>no gf

what do i do

>>7358585
Go on /fa/, like you always do.

>>7358585
go pub

>>7358462
sorry dude

lapses in character happen and you recognized it. kid deserved it anyway.

>>7358592
why are so many models smoking? doesn't it damage their skin?

>>7358607
>not drinking copious amounts of water, not touching your face, not getting some sunlight on your skin, not switching out your pillowcase nightly

I'm Shigward.

>>7358572
how autistic are you exactly?

>>7358592
ok
>>7358602
friends only club

the day /fa/'s testosterone was incrementally raised

>>7358614
>not getting some sunlight on your skin

except theyre all tanned

its called makeup nerd

>>7358624
It's called sunlight being a main source of Vitamin D and being good for your skin faggot

>>7358614
wtf my widows peaks arent as bad as theirs arethey receding

>>7358607
Because its edgy and looks cool and get told to no that is not a joke aside from maybe they already did and want to

>>7358629

LOL

>>7358629
jesus christ re-read your post before pressing the submit botton

>>7358628
You will never be a model.

>>7358451
*tips cowboy hat and walks away*

>>7358636

ur a dick model

>>7358640
omg rekt

>>7358636
i know u fucking bitter fag will you get off my fucking back jesus fucking christ youre the biggest condescendinmg piece of shit ive ever met

ITT: shit

>>7358494
btw will be in London next autumn.
Wanna fight?

>>7358654

i wouldnt need to fight u just look at you and you will die

>>7358701
lel. Wanna fight?

I leave this board for a few months and now all these new tripfags are shitting up this place.

Fuck off
>Aboriginal_Thug
>aydenn

>>7358741
why do people always pretend they 'left the board' for a while and have come back to new people they dont like?

>>7358741
pic of u so i can decide wether i want u to stay on my forum or not

>>7358757
Maybe because I did leave? Also forgot to add Crept to the list. But I shouldn't be complaining. Less anonymous idiots since I can just block these retards.

>>7358759
No. Fuck off.

>>7358763
>me
>me
>me
now who's shitposting

>>7358394
if u have the money, like the design, want to wear the brand that costs that much, have exclusivity

>>7358401
This
>>7358394
LOL

>>7358820
i would be so paranoid about it getting damaged whenever i wore it

>walking on the street after a night out
>>"HEY, NICE HAIR FAGGOT!"
>Give him the finger and walk on, thinking it's settled.
>A minute later I'm at my bike and I see a group of guys aproaching me
>>"Hey, did you just give me the finger?"
>"No."
>>"Oh, okay...have a nice night then."

>>7358799
>butthurt faggot being called out

>>7358849
>it's YOU
good thing you realised that, now fuck off m8

>>7358863
Let me rephrase that.
>butthurt useless tripfag being called out and using "witty" comebacks like "NO U"

>>7358880
see you just continue to shitpost

>>7358891
Bye. Blocked.

nice, a cunt can't even stand for his words :)
If everyone ITT was in a club now that would be some funny shit

>>7358349
Could someone translate this post to something that makes sense, please?