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>tfw cutie 3.14 at work compliments your fits all the time
> you ask her out cause you're not a pussy
> go to movies and then take her home and make out for a bit
> when I'm leaving I see a smile on her face
> barely says anything to me the next time she sees me

What did I do wrong?

>> No.7357808

Nothing. Maybe she feels weird about seeing a coworker. Why don't you just ask her?

>> No.7357812
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7357812

>go to rave
>dancing
>girl in front of me keeps looking back at me
>cant tell if she's creeped out or wants me to dance with her
>too scared to touch her

>> No.7357815

she probs felt your little pippie dick and realised u werent suitable farther of her children

>> No.7357819

>>7357794
You don't do that shit with coworkers don't be surprised if you get fired

>> No.7357822

>>7357812
god, this so hard
how to tell whether a girl is creeped out by you or is interested? i usually assume it's the former

>> No.7357824

1)you should have followed up; last night was great lets do it again
2) you're probably children and she decided she doesn't like you after all using women logic

>> No.7357940

>>7357794
If you were already making out with her in front of her house after a great date she probably wanted you to at least try to ask if you spend the night. Now that she knows you like her shes gonna try extra hard to be aloof so that she doesn't look like a slut/rationalizing why you didn't have sex with her after making all the pre-sex moves.

>taking dates to movies TOPKEK

>> No.7357946

You were supposed to ask her on another date

you boo boo stank

>> No.7358039

>>7357824
This.
She might have been trying seem not so eager,and wanted you to initiate.

If you ask her again now, you'll be able to gauge her interest in you.

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>>7357819
no fuk u

>> No.7358198

>>7357794
>Movies
>On a first date

There's your problem bro.
Why do people do this?

>> No.7358221

>>7358198
What do you do then you fucking clown?

>inb4 "cook her a fancy meal while drinkin le fancy wine"

>> No.7358228

Yeah I took her to a movie, so what? I mean, I usually take girls to get coffee or something but she said she doesn't drink it. I did ask her out again though, and she said yes. She doesn't seem too enthusiastic though.

>> No.7358235

>>7358228
Women are a fucking enigma, bro. She could be really into you and for some women logic reason isn't showing it or she could genuinely not be into you at all. Who the fuck knows m8. WOMEN.

>> No.7358243

>>7358221
lel do u even cook fgt???

>> No.7358289

>going to the movies on a date
>going someplace where you can't talk to each other or look at each other for two hours
Great plan, OP

>> No.7358321

>>7358289
Not taking your girl to a cock fight

Like movie dates are memorable.

She'll never forget holding a 1911 to some Mexican in a cowboy hat's head to retrieve the $13.50 you won

>> No.7358317

>>7358289
This you retards.

>> No.7358339

>>7358289
>not going to the movies and getting something to eat after/before the movie
you can do more than one thing in a day idiots

>> No.7358336

shes probably nervous and waiting for you to take the lead and make the next move you dickhead

fuck me dead i hate this place sometimes. you people are so fucking aspie.

>> No.7358351

>>7358321
sieg giving dating advice is like going to a seminar on armwrestling hosted by steven hawking

>> No.7358364

>>7358339
predictable, gay, romantic comedy level cheesey

>>7358321
imagine how great of a time she will have here
her face book status, the story she will tell for the rest of her life

"i held the gun to his head, and my date was all like listen here you fucking wetback, i can't stand the way you look, i can't stand the way you taste, and i can't stand the way your wife's pussy tastes, but if you think for a fucking second i won't blow your spic fucking skull open and force my dick in that fat dirt bitch slut over $14 you're dead fucking wrong"

then he threw a rooster with knives on it's legs at him when he got the money

it was a dream date

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7358378

>>7358364
autism

>> No.7358412 [DELETED] 

>>7358198
No, you fuck face.
>>7358228
You take a girl on a date to get to know her, right?
Take her somewhere where you can actually do that, you know, talk.

Go do something she doesn't get to do often, like wall climbing or bowling. Those are much more memorable and fun than a plain movie.

>> No.7358418

>>7358221
No, you fuck face.
>>7358228
You take a girl on a date to get to know her, right?
Take her somewhere where you can actually do that, you know, talk.

Go do something she doesn't get to do often, like wall climbing or bowling. Those are much more memorable and fun than a plain movie.

>> No.7358440

>>7358364
luv u sieg

>> No.7358522

>>7357794
why not stay the night?

>> No.7358526

>>7358364
lmao

I'd go to a cock fight with you sieg.

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>>7357794

The girl should be the one trying to prove herself to you, not the other way around you fucking faggot. As soon as she disrespects you like that you drop her like it's fucking hot. I bet you couldn't stop messaging her either right? Stop that shit too.

>> No.7359544

>>7358418
You can talk before the movie retard

>> No.7359549

>>7357812
>>7357822
You keep dancing near her until she smiles and gets closer or says
>Dude are you on drugs? Are you ok?

>> No.7359550

>>7357822
>Coming down slightly and can't lose yourself anymore while dancing
>Sun starts to rise

>> No.7359567

>>7357794
Also OP I had a similar case, I went out with a qt (never seen her before)
>spend the day together
>talk & laugh a lot
>make out
>go to cinema
>make out more
>have drinks
>make out more
>astonishing night walk
>takes my cell, sees it's empty
>do you have a gf and just fuck around with me?
>do you pick up girls like that?
>god no
>ok
>spend a few hours more, get her a taxi hugging and shit
>seems really into me
>damn at last I found a qt gf, pretty and smart
texted her in 2 days
>wanna go out?
>no
in a week
>wanna go out?
>no
>can't or don't want to?
>don't want
That's all. I still wonder wtf was going on in her head. And I'm not really comfortable sharing this story with anyone but whatever

>> No.7359578

>>7359567
Thanks for sharing. And, no I'm not OP, but I had a similar situation with this bi-polar girl. Like, exactly the same.

So weird.

>> No.7359585

>>7359550
>snort speed off the toilet seat
>DJs are leaving
>continue twitching to miami bounce

>> No.7359596
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7359596

>start dating 26 year old, me being 21
>hardly been on any dates but try to play it cool, say to myself not to overtext her
>on both dates end up at her house, could have fucked her but didnt
>start overtexting her, asking if she wants to meet up
>she slowly stops contact

>> No.7359620

>>7357812
>dancing
>notice girls smiling at you etc.
>pretend to not notice them and stare into nothingness while awkwardly trying to dance
every time I go to da club

>> No.7359640

>>7357794
You're probably good-looking but really boring.
My sister once went on a date with a guy she thought was really cute but they had so little in common and talking wasn't natural.
She liked him but said he was kind of boring.

>> No.7359675

>>7359567
why was your cell phone empty?

she probably just thinks you're a slaaaag and won't give you the time to explain yourself because that's what women do.

>> No.7359828

>>7359596
Damn

That hit me hard

>> No.7359850

>>7357812
I usually just come up to her and say something in her ear like "your eyes are pretty" or something

can't go wrong after the response of that

>> No.7359856

>>7359640
>tfw some bitch who does nothing but club and party calls me boring

Yeah I'm fucking boring because I don't like to drink and ride dicks 24/7. Fucking slut.

>> No.7359873

>mid 20s
>after I have sex with a certain girl I get bored with her and don't really want to have sex with her again
>at the moment seeing this nympho girl who is open for everything
>after 1 month I got bored even with her

Why am I so shallow ?
How can I remedy myself ?

>> No.7359904

>>7359873
quit watching porn

>> No.7359917
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7359917

I still hate myself for that one

>just turned 18 and moved out
>giving private lessons to little 5yo fucker with the richest parents possible
>they live in a fucking castle close to Madrid
>get paid pretty well
>kid has some motoric issues and has a personal occupational therapist
>31 year old women, crazy hot
>we start talking after work
>have coffee
>decide to get dinner one saturday
>she calls me on saturday and explains she can't go out to eat because blabla
>tells me to visit her in the evening at her place
>get there, have dinner, laugh, smoke, listen to music
>"anon, I'd like to show you another song, but the laptop is in my bedroom"
>her desktop background is her doing a split
>"oh, I didn't tell you yet that I'm also working as a yoga teacher"
>I was totally stunned
>Sitting on her bed
>Not making a move
>talk some more
>Go home

>still mfw I think about it

She was also effay as fuck
When will this stop to haunt me?

>> No.7359923

>>7359917
β

>> No.7359931

>>7359917
i got legitimately mad reading this

>> No.7359929

>>7359917
You should have asked her to show you some moves you fucking fuck oh my god.

>> No.7359936

>>7359917
AY WANNA DO SUM ACROBATICS ON UR BED? ;))))))))))

>> No.7359945

>>7359675
Cos all messages I had were from dealers and slutty girls i met in bars. Mostly the dealers. I know that girls like to casually look through your phone so I delete everything before dates.
>slag
She mentioned it half-jokingly. It's a pitty cos I'm not. Also I had only 7 friends on FB and she asked whether it was a fake page. Now I see how she could get all that wrong.

>> No.7359976

>>7359917
What the fuck man? There's no way a man would just walk away from that situation. It goes against nature and evolution. Your ancestors must be rolling in their graves.

>> No.7359995

>>7359917
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABAXNxIDjSA

>> No.7360000

>>7359917
woulda done that too
if i was still an awkward 14 yo
damn dude

>> No.7359997

>>7359945
>She mentioned it half-jokingly. It's a pitty cos I'm not. Also I had only 7 friends on FB and she asked whether it was a fake page. Now I see how she could get all that wrong.
Oh god, this is pathetic.

>> No.7360021

>>7359856
I lol'd hard at this

>> No.7360026

>>7359917
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ-zlhDCVKA

LIL B WOULDA FUCKED THAT BITCH (LIL B FUCKED THAT BITCH THO) - LIL B

>> No.7360032

>>7359929
if i had a picture of captain falcon i would post it

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>>7359917
>>7359596
Im this guy, it was the morning after fooling around and she said 'what do you wanna do?' ...obviously insinuating sex, I said 'I dont want to do anything you dont want to do'

>> No.7360047

>>7359997
What exactly? Tell me brah cos I want to know exactly where I fucked up and never fuck up like this again.

>> No.7360054

>>7360043
should've added 'Aand i got a l-lawyer'

>> No.7360066

>>7359596
>>7359917
>>7360043
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wonVFRasUbA

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>>7360066
Fuck, exactly like this, I was walking off in the morning just like that

>> No.7360112

>go out to clubs in my shitty town
>friend mirin this chick while we were dancing
>he didnt do anything
>fuck it ill go over
>start dancing for a bit, then go for ciggie
>sat down in the rain just talking
>says how shes fat although she wasnt, just short
>me being the drunk linguist i am says 'n-no you arent dont be silly. I-id destroy you' or something like that
>made out, she got my number, didnt hear a word from her ;_;

>> No.7360121

>watch a movie with ct friend
>always gives me compliments cause /fit/
>find eachother attractive but both dont want relationship
>make a move and want to fuck her
>tells me shes really horny but doesnt want to fuck cause i should wait for the right girl for my first time
>tells me she isnt even good enough for me cause she thinks im way hotter than her
>tell her i dont mind, lets fuck
>leaves cause she "doesn't want to get weak eventually

fuck u
fuck u

>> No.7360131

>>7359917
almost every chance to get my dick wet ends like this, I think I'm just the lord of awkwardness.

>> No.7360137

>>7357794
Kiss her retard

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>>7360112
Thats like an usual night for me at the clubs.
When I make out or having sex I just quickly sober up and leave since I don't wanna have a relationship with a woman I met in a club.

inb4: HURRR MENS AASSHOLE CHECK YOUR PRIVELEDGE

>> No.7360168

>>7360121
She's lying bro. She's just waiting for Tyrone to lay the pipe on her.

>>7360137
I did kiss her dumbass. Read the whole post.

>> No.7360430

>smoke a blunt with a coworker
>nice day sitting out on a blanket
>joke about how neither of us had high sexual experiences
>she casually offers to blow me
>I was too absent minded to comprehend she was serious
>don't say anything
>"well anon, I should go"

I don't really regret it, but it's kind of embarrassing

>> No.7360510

>>7359544
"lmfao these previews r so gay
who would want to watch this stuff lel
when does the rick owens movie come out
look at that foochboi in front of us, siq fit, top haha"