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>in Starbucks today
>amazingly tall grill in front of me in queue
>I'm 6'1
>she's at least 3 inches taller than me
>try to act blasé
>keeps glancing at me
>may or may not be mirin
>she orders her coffee and goes
>will never see her again
>why does this bother me?
She was perfect /fa/. She was even effay

Feels general

>> No.7283704

>tfw gf, nice body, cooks shit for me, knows about vidya, music and stuff, fucks great
>tfw 5,3ft 7\10
>tfw a lot of beautiful tall grills on the streets always walking by

>> No.7283720

you dun fucked up.

shoulda copped her name and number

>> No.7283728

>tfw no gf
>tfw i listen to american football and cry and wank at the same time every day

>> No.7283755
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>be into small girls
>like em a tiny bit chubby
>not too fat
>not too skinny
>most girls are this weight cause theyre losing a lot of weight or theyre putting on a lot so none ever stay at it
>tfw

>> No.7283767

>>7283755
iktf

>> No.7283792

>no gf
>no bf
>fuck whoever i want
>dress however i want
>feel attractive always
>saw qt grill on the subway earlier
>winked at her
>she looked uncomfortable
>tfw rejection will always hurt

>> No.7283796

>>7283767
i would use the word curvy but too many chubby girls use that to cover up their fatness

>> No.7283846

>>7283796
yeah, I like that balance between average and slightly chubby it's cute

>> No.7283867

>got a shitty cold so i feel like shit and don't want to talk to anyone
>go to the shops to get something for it
>girl tagging items accidentally stands the back of my rick boots
>she apologies profusely
>don't want to interact so i turn my back on her and start looking at the bread loaves next to me, tell her that it's okay.
>she keeps stopping what shes doing to glace over at me
>eventually comes after me and asks if she can help
>just stare at her for a while then finally tell her I'm fine

I must have looked so autistic.

>> No.7283907

>tfw gf
>tfw she's into j-fashion
>tfw gothic lolita and goth ninja

>> No.7283943

>>7283867

It's okay garmfriend.

We're a little autistic inside.

>> No.7283963

>gf left me months ago (or I did, I don't know)
>notice my whole life circled around her
>I don't know anyone, never do anything
>stop caring
>slowly losing sex drive

I kind of like it, it's relaxing in a strange way, no ups and downs. Although I do feel kind of lonely sometimes. I know this girl, who really likes me in a romantic way, she listens to me sometimes, like once or twice a week, that's balancing it for the most part.

>> No.7283982

>went to a festival on the other side of the country because my friend was supposed to perform on it
>tired as shit after 7 hours of travelling
>only place I can eat something in is McDonalds
>imsohungryidontevencare.jpg
>inb4 amerifat - I'm european, a little above 6'0 ottermode
>stand in the long ass queue because there was a highway nearby
>notice a group of college students
>three or four grills lookin at me, definetely mirin
>smile, say a word or two to some random guy standing next to me
>keep on smiling at the grills until I order my shit and get the fuck out, even tho they looked like they wanted to start a conversation
>dungoofd.jpg

>> No.7284015

>tfw find it easy to pull girls
>tfw all the girls I bang aren't my type
>tfw all I want is a rocker type chick
>tfw the only girl I know personally with this look will never date me because she overheard me saying 'dumping by text is fine'

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>>7283867
lol happened 2 me at work
>b all sweaty & stressed cuz we were mad busy and i had been cheffin and lifting heavy shit for hours without a break
>walk to the front to c how busy we are
>eye contact with grill
>keep looking around but keeps trying to bring the eye contact back
>look back at her and she smiles
>smile back 2 b friendly
>lean towards her to get a better view of the crowd
>she thinks im about 2 chat 2 her so she starts 2 open her mouth
>2 stressed and in a bad mood so i just go back to the kitchen and do some more prep

>> No.7284038

>SEND MESSAGE TO RICKGOD
>RESPONSE
>BITCHNIGGA SPAMS HIM
THIS THE SITUATION IN THE STREETS RIGHT NOW NIGGA
ITS GETTIN HECTIC OUT HERE

CHEERS
T

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>>7284030
>>2 stressed and in a bad mood so i just go back to the kitchen

>> No.7284042

>>7283867
If you were dressed in the /fa/ uniform you probably looked mysterious. Bet she's played with herself to the thought of you since then.

>> No.7284049

>>7284042
>this is what /fa/ actually believes

>> No.7284057

>>7284030

man your posts make me laugh

when i read them i just think you are living through a fantasy and can imagine you making up stories at your computer desk with your shitty doc martins and gay black jeans on

>> No.7284066

>>7283460
why do you assume women you're attracted to are flirting with you?

you know they usually don't right?
when you age a little more you'll notice these things.

-----------
>tfw jury duty yesterday
>headphones listening to music waiting to be assigned to courtroom
>some teeange girl starring at me
>*pull head phones out and ask if i can help her *

>asks if i work there....wtf
>no, just sit down over there *point to otherside of room* and wait to be assigned to a court room
>o-over there
yes...

>> No.7284067

>>7284049
I would of touched myself to the thought of myself being all mysterious and shit next to the bread. Are you asexual?

>> No.7284080

>>7284067
No, I actually like grills.

>> No.7284081

>>7284057
k?
if it makes u feel any better the grill was p.ugly
it was at the vans warped tour so she was ur typical emo grill

>> No.7284090

>TFW IM GOING TO BE POSTING IN THIS RETARDED WAY FOR THE REST OF MY 4CHAN CAREER

CHEERS
J

Sent from my iPhone

>> No.7284091

>>7284066
autism

>> No.7284088

>>7284080
How can you fuck a grill bro?

>> No.7284101

>tfw still on friendly speaking terms with ex
>tfw 5' 6" manlet and she had a couple inches on you
>Suprised you got with a taller girl
>tfw you find out shes a shotacon
>tfw it all makes sense why she went for the short skinny guy with blond hair and blue eyes

>> No.7284110

>>7284101
whats a shotacon?

>> No.7284113
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>>7283460
TFW TFW TFW TFW TFW TFW TFW TFW TFW TFW TFW TFW TFW FTWF WFWFWFWTFTWFWTFTWFTWFWTFTWFFWWTFWTTFWTTFFFF
>TFW

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>>7284110
Someone whos into hentai featuring little boys.

>> No.7284129

>went to six flags fright fest with a friend, his gf and their crew
>met this qt cousin of my friend's gf
>after 3 hours there we're holding hands, rubbing on each other while standing in line, playing it cool
>night time I tell group I'm getting on Goliath again real quick, qt says she wants to go on it too
>separate from group, make out, feel up, kiss her tits, squueze her ass for a good half hour
>she says she wants me in her
>fuuuck i dont have a condom and this is fucking six flags
>bus ride home we sit at the back, she sucks the d like a noob but its ok
>get her number
>been fukcing her since

that's what happens when you're /fit/ and /fa/

>> No.7284135

>>7284129
every man's dreem

>> No.7284156

>>7284129
>then i woke up and had pissed all over the new batman pjs my mom bought me

this is what happens when you're a 16 year old bullshitting on 4chan

>> No.7284217

>>7284156
wow the thought of a girl wanting you to fuck her is that foreign to you?

I'm 20, been lifting for three years and confident with myself. all a girl wants in a fuck buddy really

>> No.7284215

>>7284088
well first my nigga you got to scrub it down, really go to town with those grill tools as no one wants a grease dick. then you want to heat the grill on low for a few minute and let it sit till the temperature is just right. slowly you rub the underside of your head against the metal grate and dream of a night in cara

>> No.7284229

>>7284215
lol im dead.

>> No.7284237

>>7284217
>20
>still going to amusement parks like a little kid

I dont know whether it'd be more pathetic if you were lying or if you were telling the truth.

>> No.7284254

i saw a beautiful japanese girl, she was prolly about my height (5'9")

she was wearing some niiiice chelsea boots. she looked quite fobby tho, if i see her in a better setting i might find out myself

>> No.7284279

>>7283867
this sounds like a scene from a movie.

Of course, I'm imagining you're dressed nicely and don't look like a total assburger.

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>>7284237
>trying to pin something on me bc you can't get laid since you look like a skelleton with expensive shoes nobody gives a shit about
>mfw

>> No.7284293

>>7284287
>you look like a skelleton with expensive shoes nobody gives a shit about

fucking lol'ing irl

>> No.7284295

>>7284287
post a fit etc

>> No.7284298
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>>7284287
you're either perfectly ironical or fucking dumb

>> No.7284302

>>7284287
>bragging about how fat you are

you in the wrong board homes

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>>7284298
>this whole sentence
>calling anyone else dumb ever

No.

>> No.7284353

>>7284287
#REKT
#ETHERED
#SHOTSFIRED
#BUTTRAPED

>> No.7284442

>ACE CALCULUS MIDTERM
>WRITE PHILOSOPHY PAPER, THINK IT TURNED OUT WELL
>GOT A HAIRCUT, LOOKS GOOD
>RICK RESPONDED

10/10 DAY

CHEERS
M

Sent from my iPhone

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>that feel when the last three girls you fucked were all 6 ft and gorgeous

>> No.7286898

>tfw dont like any girl you've met but have a gf so that no one thinks youre gay
>tfw fucking her is suffering
>tfw think about freja, karla, freda while fucking gf
>tfw no qt3.14 modelfu w/ gr8 f33t

>> No.7286923

>>7284129
And 14.

>> No.7286943

>>7284129
>>fuuuck i dont have a condom and this is fucking six flags

>> No.7287200

>depression
>only wear black simple clothes
>sometimes friend says that girl was flirting/a girl was looking at you
>care so much, but also not care, strange depression feels
>never talk to anyone, too sad.
>drugs make depression more confusing

>> No.7287207

>>7287200
>tall qt with short hair and 10/10 ass always sat near me waiting for class, too shy to ever talk to her.

see her all the time over 2 years at university.

the whole situation feels like a microcosm of all my life's failures - so promise myself if i don't talk to her by April 16th i'll kill myself on April 16th, this year. Didn't talk to her, but didn't kill myself either. I feel like I'm walking after my death now.

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>>7284229
MEDIC!!!

>> No.7287255

>>7287207
do some meth and get drunk before school.

>> No.7287279

>>7287207
you died that day. now you can be reborn, as someone who isn't beta as fuck

>> No.7287295

>>7284066
Yeah, that's about accurate. The average human being is extremely self-centered and self-obsessed, and the people on /fa/ even more so.

>> No.7287299

>>7284129
Shit, this might as well turn to /lit/, posters getting real creative here.

>> No.7287302

>>7284298
>ironical

my sides

>> No.7287305

>>7284081
Fuck that guy, you seem p. cool Yawn. Would be friends with. You can cook dinner and I'll do the washing up and make dessert. (This sounded way less creepy in my head).

>> No.7287316

>>7284066
how the fuck do you get jury duty so often sieg? this is like the second or third time at least. i'm calling bullshit

>> No.7287320

>>7284129
>went to six flags fright fest with a friend, his gf and their crew
>met this qt cousin of my friend's gf
>after 3 hours there we're holding hands, rubbing on each other while standing in line, playing it cool
>night time I tell group I'm getting on Goliath again real quick, qt says she wants to go on it too
>separate from group, make out, feel up, kiss her tits, squueze her ass for a good half hour
>so fucking annoyed cause I missed Goliath
>cause some kid said I was there, then they caused a riot
>now I'm surrounded by a 25 hound of fuckers tryna get a photo
>all because they noticed the top with the box logo
>and them fucking ears, guarantee they didn't even hear "Bastard"
>they bandwagon-jumped me from a pogo
>I’m going fucking loco, "Hey, Tyler, can I...?"
>no, bitch, don't you see me tryna buy a fucking churro?

>> No.7287343

>ex and I still good friends at uni
>meet her housemate, she keeps staring at me as if she is basically attracted to me
>ex cries all the time because we're not together anymore
>her housemate just assumes its because I'm a cunt
>ex was the cunt
>housemate now doesn't like me

She's not even that hot but I find her weirdly attractive, feels

>> No.7288080

>>7283982
>>keep on smiling at the grills until I order my shit and get the fuck out, even tho they looked like they wanted to start a conversation
story
of
my
life

>> No.7288103
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>walking to class on campus
>usually feel pretty /fa/
>notice qt3.14s walking buy
>put on a little smile
>glance over at them as i walk by
>they ALWAYS avert their eyes
>ALWAYS

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>>7283460
>5'11" girl I'm interested in told me you have to be 6'4" to date her
>she invited me to go to a party tonight
>mfw 6'2"

Does everyone lie about their height? Why does she think I'm 6'4"?

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>>7287305
sick
as long as its not chocolate then im in
i prefer stuff like pic related
(made them a while ago)

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>>7283728
>tfw I do this to This is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About

>> No.7288610

>>7283728
>>7288120
Sure is /mu/ in here.

>> No.7288674

>>7287343
It's probably because you can't have her now

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>>7283792
>winked at her
>she looked uncomfortable

ahaha

>> No.7288694

>>7288119
i-is that doge?

>> No.7288765
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>met a qtp2t transfer student from paris
>she was very shy and had a thick french accent
>approach her and we bridge the communication gap with my average knowledge of french language
>become great friends and hang out 4 days a week for 2 whole months
>I found out on the 2nd month that she caught aids from fucking some dude 2 weeks earlier
>she goes back to france and passed away recently

hold me /fa/

>> No.7288786

>>7288765
:(

>> No.7288836

>>7288765
ahhaahahahahahahahah

>> No.7288858

>tfw Tuesday
>go out drinking to this bar, thinking it will just be this one guy I know
>he brings friends
>two guys and one's girlfriend
>immediately one of the dudes notices my deep voice
>refuse to say "are you mirin' mate" for the probable chance I'll fuck it up
>chill, drink, get to know each other
>go to have a smoke with the girl
>comment on her tattoos, talk about ideas I've thought of doing
>at some point (I don't know how this came to discussion) she says she won't even say what she does with his boyfriend
>whatever, go back inside
>clink glasses for some reason (we were all at least 3 beers in), clink with the girl, apparently I was looking away when I did it so she tells me that you need to look a person in the eyes when you do it so you don't get into fights with each other, stare her straight in the eye
>while I'm talking to her about something, one of the guys comments that you can see her melting from my bassy voice (or just "waterfall incoming" or whatever don't remember it and you should get the idea by now)
>tfw she might actually be miring
>tfw has a guy and that would just be some faggotry

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>>7288786
>>7288836
I hold myself responsible for it too, when she approached me seeking the D, I pushed her away because of my penile inadequacy, I wanted to take things super slow. And I guess that drove her to another man's D. I was the one who exposed her to the LA nightlife, and now this happened.

sometimes I wish i was dead

>> No.7288869

>>7288858
on top of that the boyfriend kind of kept a distance from me, didn't really interact n shit

>> No.7288876

>>7283460
>tfw bulking
>migraine for two days, so can't lift or eat heavily
>lose five pounds that took couple weeks to gain

>> No.7288877

>>7288863
its not ur fault dude

its not ur fault she got the stinky aids dick

just be glad u didnt catch it off her

>> No.7288891

>>7288877
th..thanks trunks

>> No.7288895

>>7283792
Oh fuck me do i know this feeling. After months of being a cocky dik'ed getting whatever i want, a random 8/10 on the bus was enough to know me off my stride.
Rejection will always hurt indeed

>> No.7288903

>going to work
>usually very /fa/
>goes to starbucks every morning cause lots of qt3.14s baristas
>same qt3.14 almost always makes my CM
>tries to start conversation with me once in a while
>just smile at her each time and leave with my drink

i'm fucking retarded

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>back from night shift shitty walmart work
>super tired and sleepy
>get on the bus
>super qt gril
>shes like 15 but is 10/10 for me
>im 19
>i look like shit anyway and im all in my uniform and shit
>she knows im looking at her
>she gives me dat playful look
>oh shit ive fallen for her nigga
>tfw cant even talk to her because shes like 15/16 and me being 19 is equal to being a greasy 50 yo pedophile

life, you bitch

>> No.7288907

>sit beside person on bus
>completely glazed over and unreceptive from work
>person next to me is reading a book
>he starts laughing at what he's reading
>"oh its a guy beside me" i think
>his occasional laughing is making me smile now
>he needs to get off bus and say's "excuse moi"
>"oh! sorry!" I say flustered
>"bon soirée" he says quietly
>say nothing, look at him curiously
>he turns to look at me
>share moment

wish i spoke better french

>> No.7288912

>>7284129
>6 flags
I swear David Cameron is right, porn is fucking up our children's minds.

>> No.7288939

>>7288765
Dude, what?
You in the states?

>> No.7288953

>>7288907
quel tragique

>> No.7288967

>>7288877
Trunks you're really stepping up your posting game, keep it up.

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>>7288903
Idiot

>> No.7288979

>>7288858
>tfw not in /b/
>tfw nobody comments saying things I should do

>> No.7288982

>>7288979
I don't really follow your story man, sorry.

>> No.7289009

>out shopping
>decide to pop into HMV because my friends collects music CDs and I wanted to get her something for xmas
>browsing through all the shitty metal she likes
>pretty black girl is looking at CDs next to me
>she turns and asks me what I'd recommend
>decide to crack a joke in order to keep her interest
>"haha shouldn't you be over in the rap section buying lil wayne or something?"
>she just gives me a cold stare and walks off

>> No.7289020

>>7287316
>sieg is the one who decides whether criminals are imprisoned or go free
>justice

>> No.7289024

>>7289009
LITERAL AUTISM

>> No.7289025

>>7289009
better be trollin son

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>>7289009
That's not really a joke man

>> No.7289072

>>7289046
I know but I wasn't ready and i was pretty nervous.

>> No.7289073

>>7289009
stormfront pls go

>> No.7289085

>>7287316
i get it every year sometimes twice

its becuase car registration- voting registration.

i have 4 cars and i vote every election absentee

>> No.7289117

>>7289085
can i cum on your tits, sieg

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>>7289009

>> No.7289250

>>7284129
>on the bus
lel

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>>7289009

how do you even fuck up this hard lmao

>> No.7289412

>>7288858
Not really a lot to say man, it's a shame she wasn't single I guess. But if she was seriously flirting with you in front of her bf that's pretty fucked up and you did the right thing passing it up. You don't want to fuck a girl like that, it'd be bad dick-karma.

>> No.7289421

>>7288119
Ok, I might leave the dessert to you as well. That looks delicious.

>> No.7289646

hai guis

im going to a cool concert tonite (Mono) dressed in my best dries van noten, givenchy, and zara.

the qt i asked to go with me ended up having to work tonight

gonna be on da prowl for lonely, monochromatic, autistic qt3.14s. how do i start a convefersation w/them?

>> No.7289893

>>7289646
bamp

>> No.7289897

>>7289421
Just a chelsea bun (with iced buns in the background)
Im sure ur dessert would b 10 times as good

>> No.7289902

>>7289646

ask questions, easy and super effective way to keep conversations running. make a comment about something they are wearing or doing and make sure you have follow through questions

>> No.7290039

>>7283728
>we were falling out of love

>> No.7290061

>tfw saw GY!BE live last night
>tfw feel overload
also
>tfw no gf

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>>7289009
Damn bro...

>> No.7290081

>>7289009
>>7289009


wow dude, you fucked up hard bro.

she just thought you were a racist and walked away.

could of had a hot black chic riding your dick like its free money.

too bad so sad

>> No.7290320

>tfw /fa/ skeleton
>tfw not /fa/, ugg wearing gf
>tfw living together
>tfw she doesn't like my vidya or nig music
>tfw /fa/ girls love me
>tfw

>> No.7290338

why would you want a tall girl

My weakness in short tiny girls

>> No.7290342

>>7290338
Short&shy /sma/ girls are my addiction.

>> No.7290361

remember that most girls will expect you to make the first move in this type of situation

she probably was thinking oh god I'm too tall no one will ever be attracted to me I'm too intimidating

that's why you let her think that for a couple seconds, then cooly make small talk
ask her wjat she's ordering, try to make her laugh and then introduce yourself etc

>> No.7290368

>>7290361
meant for op

and whoever else its relevant to I guess

>> No.7290377

>>7287279
I lol'd, and then my face got really serious at the wisdom that had been dropped on me.

#lifechanged

(not the guy you replied to)

>> No.7290388

>>7290342
sma?

>> No.7290398

>>7288692
to be fair she was definitely mirin and we made eye contact multiple times beforehand

>> No.7290590

>>7290061
fuck man i'd love to see them. sitting outside in my car outside a mono concert waiting for the shitty coverband to finish

>> No.7290600

>>7290590
>>7290061
also
>tfw no gf

i last saw mono 4 yrs ago at the same damn place with my qt monochromatic gf

i wish i still had her

>> No.7290613

>be me
>sitting in scraper at red light
>hear car revving next to me
>assume some cholo or other gangbangers
>hear more revving
>turn head
>tfw 3 hot white girls smiling at me
>roll down window
>the driver screams "you wanna race"
>tfw not knowing what to say "yea let's go!"
>"lol no i was kidding"
>"yea sure... where you headed"
>she says town close by followed by
>"oops i guess shouldn't have told you that"
>"no it's cool, now i'm gonna follow you and stalk you"
>mfw everyone laughs

they drive away and I drive to Gamestop.

feels good, but also kind of like a missed opportunity.

>> No.7291175
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>see girl around campus a lot
>she's pretty cute
>one day, happen to be doing laundry and she's there
>strike up short conversation, have to go though
>find out we have some stuff in common from that
>every chance I see her now, say something or smile
>saw her in the same dorm hall, decided to ask what she's doing tomorrow
>nothing? wanna go play soccer tomorrow?
>"sure! get my number from friend and text me"
>do that
>both have iPhones, so I see she's read the message but still hasn't responded
sigh, feels
I probably don't even have anything to worry about, but I've just had such bad luck lately, anything feels bad

>> No.7291194

>>7291175
yeah i wouldn't worry about it buddy. Haven't you done that to someone else once before for a non asshole reason? shit just happens

>> No.7291220

>>7291194
yeah, we'll see how it progresses, if it does

>> No.7291229

>>7289009
Oh god anon, my sides weren't ready for this.

Holy fuck how autistic can you be?! Shit, it hurts.

>> No.7291269

>>7289646
o shit nigga I was at that show too

that qt bassist holy shit

whole band was /fa/ as fuck

> tfw asian qt kept looking at me but I never talked to her

>> No.7291391

>>7288103
they're just as autistic as most of the people here so they look away just like the anons do

its a good sign

>> No.7291802
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7291802

>be about 6'1"
>generally date and hook up with average height girls so always taller
>acquire ex-lesbian tomgirl
>She's at least an inch or two taller than me when she stands with good posture
>pretty strong, wrestle/fight with her a few times, shit takes actual effort
>its pretty cool

>> No.7291826

>6'2"
>womanlets dig the height, try to dance with me
>they can't put their ass in my crotch so they awkwardly grind my thigh for a half a minute before stepping away

Where do I have to move to be around giant women, jesus

>> No.7291838

Do you guys sometimes think that the way you dress sort of limits the number of (how do I say this without sounding like a sociopath) "potential mates?"
Like, there will be some qts wearing North Face/uggs, but you wouldn't get with each other just because of aesthetic differences, I suppose.
I mean, I dress the way I do because it makes me the most confident and happy (and makes me narcissistic as fuck), but I do feel it has a bottleneck effect when it comes to women.

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>>7283460
You really won't find a meaningful sense of value or confidence in yourself through clothes, cars or property until you do some work on your own mind and soul first. It's like building a beautiful home in a marshland, without first laying a steady foundation.

If you want to adjust yourself, work on your self esteem. Do things that will make you proud of yourself, and it will carry through in your smile, your body language and the way you walk. You could learn a skill you always secretly desired, you could set small challenges for yourself and step up the difficulty over time, to build the armor you need on the inside. The not giving a fuck will come naturally, I promise.
School and good grades clearly aren't doing that for you.

Don't attempt to patch a bullet wound with a band-aid, it's not a solution.

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>>7291842
>poet is back
i want to believe

>> No.7291852

>>7291842
we missed you poet :)

>> No.7291867

>>7291842
welcome back

>> No.7291865

>>7289646
HELLO HOW ARE YOU
WAIT I CANT HEAR YOU
NO I SAID HOW ARE YOU
NO NO NO IM NOT TRYING TO RAPE YOU
WAIT WHY ARE YOU CALLING THE POLICE

Fucking music's always too loud

>> No.7291872

>last night, at club
>see a qt asian a bit shorter than me dancing by herself
>dancing away from the floor a bit, seems a bit standoffish
>say fuck it, go over to her
>tell her to dance with me
>she just says "I'm dancing here"
>I say "well then I'll dance here too"
>she kind of says whatever
>after about 10 seconds she seems like she's moved away from me a bit
>tfw

oh well, at least i tried, r-right guys?

>> No.7291883

>>7291872
You made the first move, you didn't do anything autismal, it just didn't work out.

better than I would've done. one of the times, it'll work and it'll be good bruv

>> No.7291891

>be me
>ugly as sin
>have no interest in sexual relationships, minimal interest in romance
>repulsed by people's behavior in general
>maybe a pet would be more deserving of my affection
>meet seemingly docile, affectioante dog
>fucker bites my arm and stops being interested in me after a couple of days
>fml

>> No.7291900
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7291900

>>7291842
welcome welcome

we missed you

hows timber? is he post-op or still pre-op? :^)

>> No.7291906

>>7291842
pathetic

>> No.7291913

>>7291872
A better approach would probably be "Mind if I dance with you?"

>> No.7291943

>>7288877
trips and dubs with a successful waywt
welcome to the goodtrips B^)

>> No.7291947

>>7291842
Actually I don't miss you but hell, I like it when they like it. Wcome back

>> No.7291948

>>7290361
This, If I where a tall girl I'd be insecure as fuck about it.

>> No.7291954

>>7291826
europe B)

>> No.7291964

>>7283846
Thought you guys were into borderline-anorexic.I still am.

>> No.7291969

>>7291838
No, but my long hair does. It splits the female population in half, they either love it or hate it.
Limitis your options to mostly rock-qts
>>7291842
>>7291851
I'm pretty sure poets posts where always relevant to the post he replied to.

>> No.7291973

>>7283943
I always hear that people say everyone is strange inside and NOW I see this? What's next? Everyone feels like they want to commit suicide?

>> No.7291986

>>7283982

What is the point of saying you are ottermode if you aren't naked? You just look like the average skeleton with a shirt on.

>> No.7292000

>>7291838

yea it does
who cares tho
u fucked up hard if u tryna be effay for pussy lmao


i'm gorg, tall, slp thin and wear all black

i attract the female equivalent even tho they r pretty rare

>> No.7292008

>>7292000
Calling yourself gorgeous makes you look like a cunt, cunt.

>> No.7292024

>>7291973
Should've emphasized THIS, not NOW.

>> No.7292025

>>7292008

i am a cunt

>> No.7292035
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7292035

>party sarvo
>chatting to some dude over cig, seems pretty cool
>subject moves to fashion - says he's into it and is planning to get into fashion school in melb
>ask him which designers he's into
>mishka

>> No.7292123
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7292123

>>7288765
>>7288863
:*(

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>>7289009
dude, wtf...

>> No.7292160

>>7292035
honestly there is no more frustrating a time of year than aus fashion week
fucking plebs thinking theyre into fashion because they can name fucking alexander perry

>> No.7292197

>>7292025
but ur not gorgeous lol
inb4 I AM I AM
post pics
(but u won't cuz ur uggo ahah)

>> No.7292201

Guys, I think I'm kind of attractive now after being here for 6 months
>random girls smile at me all the time
>talk to me out of the blue sometimes
>catch some mirin once in a while
>friends start complimenting the way I dress
Only problem is I dont know what to do with this but its better than nothing.
Thanks /fa/

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>>7292160

>omg did you see the vanishing elephant show soooooo incredible

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>tfw thought I'd gotten over losing my girl because long distance relationships don't work
>tfw it's started coming back hard and I miss her heaps
>tfw I can't think of anyway to make it work in the future
>tfw can't bring myself to start another relationship or fuck random chicks

>> No.7292267

>>7292201
>Only problem is I dont know what to do with this but its better than nothing.
That feel.
Thursday I was in a club, dancing like I don't give a fuck. Doing the twist' with girls and shit (they played some 50s stuff), smiling at everyone, most girls shyly looking down and then back up really fast, that sorta thing.
It's amazing, but what's the next step?

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>>7292207
>did u no that ksubi is aussie??

lucky i have a bro who watches int fashion weeks with me

>> No.7292726

>>7291913
lol no

>> No.7292744

>>7284066
>why do you assume women you're attracted to are flirting with you?

It seems to me that this bit of narcissism would well worth cultivating, as a man, because it is our lot to approach them.

>> No.7294004

>>7291900
she probably dresses better than you lol

>> No.7294159

My life story OP

>notice someone miris
>pretend to be aloof and not notice
>can still see them mirin in peripherals
>leave
>realize how pointless and stupid it is

Luckily I find 99% of the populace unattractive so its not too bad but it's still a stupid reaction

>> No.7294163

>>7291842
This is just an old repost.
Nothing to see here.

Poet's gone, face it.

>> No.7294169

>>7291891
Are you walking him enough?

I also am shit with people and am planning on filling the void with dogs so I need to know this will work.

>> No.7294186

>>7294159
I do this too. I'm just starved for attention, I don't actually want to get with them

>> No.7294219

>tfw I can honestly say I've never seen a qt mirin me

Fuck

>> No.7294339

>saw beautiful girl on metro
>looked at her, try to catch her eye
>she barely notices
>will never see her again

altho there are millions of qt girls in my city

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>>7283460
>in Starbucks today
thats so strange because i've read this exact same story in another thread a few days ago.

>> No.7294369

>>7294360
to clarify it wasn't here