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>walk to bart feelin dat anxiety
>some slut is walking toward me, we're both about to turn in an alleyway
>glance at her a few times bc I didn't have my glasses and I was curious if it was a tall, heavy set woman with short hair or a very gay dude
>she seems to shake her head at me
>she glasses back a few times and the one time we make eye contact she shakes her head a bit and mouths 'no'
>reminds me of when I reject facebook spam on the off chance I wont look desperate if it's actually a girl
>bitch wanted the d
>get on a train and make eye contact with a 9/10 asian
>she's with her boyfriend and she keeps staring, get the feeling by the talks to her that he doesn't make her cum
>almost never glance back bc of dat social retardation, see her boyfriend put his hand on her leg and try harder to get her attention
>bitch wanted the d
>hanging around sf smoking a cigarette
>some basic bitches stop to talk 7 or so feet after passing
>bitches wanted the d

Effay feels

>> No.7262273

Almost forgot
>multiple gay dudes miring, one complemented my bedhead hair
>niggas wantdd the d

>> No.7262271

lol shut the fuck up

>> No.7262291

>>7262271
:^)

>> No.7262340

you sound really full of yourself, you're probably ugly or average looking

>> No.7262341
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7262341

>>7262242

>> No.7262356

>>7262242
Bay area fag city here. What city you live in

>> No.7262357

>>7262340
This.

>> No.7262379

>get off BART at 19th street stop friday night
>see asian guy with man bun and NBs walking down stairs
>wonder if he goes on /fa/
>go on with life

>> No.7262384

>>7262340
I'm nothing special but compared to most people, I'm attractive
Honestly who here isn't a bit full of themselves? If you're not, you should be
>>7262356
Oakland
What do you do for fun?

>> No.7262387

>>7262379
Doubt it
Some people just have lives

>> No.7262393

>>7262384
"im straight, if you're gay you should be straight"
you sound more than a little bit full of themselves

>> No.7262400

>>7262384
Damn I hope in a nice part. A

>> No.7262410

man a lot of you /fa/gs live in sf, glad i moved

>> No.7262419

>>7262410
What do you expect half of them(frisco population) think their fashion savvy trend setters

>> No.7262467

>>7262393
I'm just saying a good percent of attractiveness is style/attitude. If you're here then you should at least be dressing right. You should be attractive, and why not take confidence in it
I was obviously joking around here, but I get sexual tension sometimes and it makes me feel good about myself
>>7262400
Nope I live in the hood
My grandpa owns a loft and I seriously doubt I'll turn away free rent any time soon

>> No.7262505

>>7262467
I undersrand. A friend of mind foot killed in Oakland about a month ago. By 56th I think

>> No.7262518

>>7262505
I assume you mean got killed
That fucking sucks

>> No.7262557

>be super late
>get on bart
>some dude axe me for money
>tell him I don't carry cash
>asks dude behind me for cash
>says he went to prison for arson and kidnapping
>needs money to go see his parole officer
>guy he asks tries to convert him to Christianity
>nigga wanted the d

>> No.7262566

>mfw I live in the city but go to school in Oakland
>tfw want to see who else browses /fa/ irl
We should have a subtle identification thing so that we can tell
Inb4 autism

>> No.7262587

>>7262242
pretty sure this guy two desks behind me if /fa/
>wears light wash levis denim jacket
>black vans sk8 his
>cuffed black jeans
>desperately want to ask if hes a fuciboi but dont know if he'll be offended
will see him again as always around campus

>> No.7262606

>>7262384
post pic then. none of you pussies will. coward

>> No.7262607
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>>7262566

Don't you guys from Oakland already have special colors or something to identify one another?

>> No.7262695

>>7262606
My snog is flooors. I made one for a habbo (I know) all of the pictures are over a year old
>>7262607
My only gang is grove street homie

>> No.7262925
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>>7262242

>she shakes her head a bit and mouths 'no'
>she wanted the d

Am I on /fit/?

>> No.7262954

>>7262242
>tfw only cool bay boy ITT
>mfw

>> No.7262993

>>7262954
real talk the bay has some scary ass areas, and a lot of time they are very close to the nice areas.
Oakland has a nice division, but even still there is a good mix.

Vallejo is even worse because there is like ONE nice neighbor hood and a ton of really bad areas.
Vallejo wins for best thrift stores though.

>> No.7262999

>>7262925
It's not the first something like that's happened
>act normal
>uggo will make a point to deny me as if I were hitting on her
I don't get it
>>7262954
You don't have a face cause youre not

>> No.7263017

HEY I WAS JUST WATCHING THAT MOVIE yeah

idk i really really liked only god forgives alot, it got alot of bad rep, but the 2nd time i watched i fell in love with it, probably one of my favorite movies, great cinematography and lowkey narrative.

>> No.7263032

>>7262566
Lets shake our head then snap our fingers like that torrets girl on south park

Where do you go to school?

>> No.7263037

>>7262999
i don't have a face because if i posted it the thread would immediately be derailed by jealous haters and admirers.
707 reppin for a minute

>> No.7263048

>walking down a touristy street with my 8/10 sister
>every girl I pass makes eye contact with me
>smile at a qt
>she looks back after she passes me
>smiles when I'm looking back too
>she thinks she's so pretty she's stealing me from my gf or some shit lel

My sister's a colossal bitch but I should hang out with her more often 8)

>> No.7263050

>>7263017
It's a good movie, but the fact that the director had a ton of shit symbolism in mind kind of ruins it for me
I like movies where shit. just. happens.

Harmony Korine usualky does it for me

>> No.7263079

>>7263050
yeah i feel that, it was very, david lynch esque vibe to it.

but the 2nd time i watched it, i sorta got a read on the motivations of the characters, and the implied mother son incest thing. and the whole "i killed my father take my arms they remind me of my horrible deeds" thing came clear and i really enjoyed it.

but i do agree that movies shoudlnt be that hard to understand that it requires multiple viewings, or maybe thats the beauty of it?

>> No.7263093

>>7262587
confirmed asked

>> No.7263104
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>go to a party last night with friends
>a lot of girls from hs are there but we haven't seen eachothers in like 2 years
>this girl I liked before is there
>shes even hotter then before
>her new/first bf is here but he was asleep once I was there cause coming too soon to a party aint effay
>seriously 5-7 girls totally mirin my *new* style and shit
>all these asian bitches want the d
>shut them down to talk to THAT girl
>chat with people smoke lots of weed have some drinks
>her stupid ass bf comes and tell her to come and sleep
>she dont want to but he takes her anyway
>tfw sitting with girls trying to get it with me while the one I want is sleeping with her bf in the room next to us
>chat with people and smoke through the night trying to think about something else
>its now 5 am, everyone is asleep except me
>go in the bathroom to smoke alone until I pass out while listening to some frank ocean
>all them feels going through my head at that moment

>mfw i dont know its even readable
>mfw I dont even know if readable is a word
>mfw I cant even speak english
life is hard man

>> No.7263169

>>7263032
Dot really wanna say cause of
>underageb&

>> No.7263215

>>7263079
I just really enjoy a movie where things just happen, and the message is comes as more of a byproduct
Antichrist was good for it (cinimetography is kind of like Only God), the director even said he didn't fully know the reasons for what he had the people do yet the message was so clear
It's a lot more like life. Just kind of doing things and reacting

The movie Naked is the epitome of this
>>7263104
Take what life throws at you
Cuddle with a slut

>> No.7263305

>>7262242
Dat SF lifestyle

>> No.7263318

>>7263104

wow you are beta as fuck

>> No.7263328

>live in sf
>only have to take the MUNI
i love these fake tryhard who live in east or south bay and have to take the bart to get here

>> No.7263358

this just happened

>go to the corner store to grab a mountain dew
>walking back to apartment through dark alley
>grill happens to be walking same way down the alley at same pace right next to me
>awkward
>she moves to far side of alley
>she calls her friend and tells her where she's at, where she's going, and when she's going to be there

>> No.7263366

>compliment some older asian guy on his clothes
>he just stares at me
>I feel uncomfortable, not knowing what to do
>I challenge him to fight me
>he kicks my ass
>I offer my hands for him, he slices them off with a katana
>typing this with my nose

>> No.7263368

>>7263358
lol. what were you dressed in?

I live in a nice suburban neighbourhood because its close to uni, and its funny watching girls/ old ladies react if I'm ever dressed scrappy due to laziness

>> No.7263374

yeah, way to interpet too much in people staring at you. i often just randomly stare at dudes and don't even realize it because i'm thinking

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7263375

>>7263328
What's tryhard? I just like to go where the weather suits my clothes
And you act like all the cool people don't party in oakland

>> No.7263388

>>7263374
>/fa/

>> No.7263399

>>7263328

>thinking you're better because you only use one public transit

top kek

>> No.7263407

do any of you guys shop at local consignment stores like the archive? any good ones?

>> No.7263418

>>7263368
black blouson, black skinnies, and gray boots

a bit rapistcore i guess

>> No.7263422

>>7263407

Wasteland in sf is pretty gud but its not consignment

>> No.7263438

>>7263374
The only one would be thee asian. I let a lady and her son take my seat and she was staring at me a lot after that, then she stared when a couple with kids entered guaging my reaction. Generally paying more attention to me than the bf then he just so happens put his hand possessive on her leg and start moving his head around when talking
I like to think I'm just socially aware
>>7263358
An
>you following me?
Would've made a world of difference
I speed walk so this never happens

>> No.7263448

>having drinks with girl I was seeing
>haven't spent time together for weeks
>relationship has been a bit rockly lately
>trying to establish if she still has feelings for me
"Anon, you're lovely and wonderful, and you're beautiful and stylish"
>tell her I'm not asking about physical attraction
>gives similar answer, skirting around the fact that she clearly doesn't like me anymore
>keeps saying how I'm handsome, beautiful, stylish and whatever
>I don't care whether she likes my clothes or thinks that I'm an ugly prick
>bitch doesn't realise I'd give up all my Rick and Raf to be with her

Feels un/fa/ man

>> No.7263452

>>7263448
>caring about a bitch

I've got one problem and it's Jay-z

>> No.7263464

>>7263448
This is /fa/
Aint no one perfect

Start going for another girl and she'll start to miss your attention

>> No.7263471
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7263471

>tfw when okc date tomorrow at cafe in sf

feels good yo

>> No.7263476

>>7263448
gayest shit ive ever read holy fuck you are pathetic no wonder she doesnt like you.

>> No.7263589

>>7263464
I'm not sure I want to be with her anymore anyway. Immediately prior to when we had drinks there was a 2 week period where she dropped off the face of the earth, didn't return my calls or calls from her friend. Turns out she was off with some guy doing heroin. Shared a needle with him on one occasion too, she told me.
>wanting her dope fiend hepatitis aids
>nope.png

>>7263471
>okc
>not mentioning in your profile that you're a proud, euphoric atheist and an avid gamer who is a gentleman with the ladies

>> No.7263626

>>7263589
>tfw no qt to drop off the face of the earth and share needles with

>> No.7264468

>>7263366
should've challenged him to a fit fight instead of a fist fight

>> No.7264479

I've been making an effort this year to improve my social skills, and now I really look forward to social situations.

I'm also becoming more likely to the centre of attention when speaking in a group.

I'm far more confident and relaxed than I have been in the past, and I can enjoy myself in almost any environment. It's something that can really be perceived, and I've been far more successful with women.

>> No.7264482

>chubby but cute girl messages me on OKC
>p much small-talk message and asks to fuck
>check questions thing
>if partner says 14 sex partners blah blah blah "no thats nothing"
>age/2 at least that many sex partners "yes"
>how often do you shower "2-3 times a week"

fucking disgusting

>> No.7264486

wow this board is full of fucking losers. you guys are beta as fuck and wear ugly ass clothes. bye.

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>>7264486

>> No.7264508

>>7262566
yeah we need some effay identification thing

/tg/ apparently has a handshake thing

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7264608

>>7263366
>fighting a japanese man

>> No.7264625
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7264625

>walking down the street
>be wearing sunglasses
>manlet couple walking the opposite way
>girl checks me out
>guy avoids looking at me, holds her closer to his body and other assorted insecure manlet behaviours

I'm not even that attractive

>> No.7264628

>>7264625

forgot to mention, happens very often

>> No.7264670

>go to lecture for the first time this term
>Nobody knows me
>QTs smile, i reciprocate weakly
>Walk home

>> No.7264675
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7264675

>tfw grills never look at you
>tfw the only grills that call you cute or attractive or good looking are old
>tfw you never believe them
>tfw it's weird to receive compliments
>tfw you always assume they're playing with you
>tfw you will never trust someone
>tfw you are therefore incapable of having a relationship

i'm not gonna make it fah

>> No.7264685

>>7264670

>haven't been to class this term at all
>going in for exam this friday
>the last time i was in uni was in june

>> No.7264686

>>7264675
got the opposite problem
>c grill
>smiles back and forth
>all dat eye contact
>realise i'd rather b on my own and just walk off
happens all the time on the train + at work
just lost the girl i liked cuz she wanted a relationship and i didnt
now i want her even more
dunno whats wrong with me

>> No.7264694

>>7264686

i'm the guy you're quoting. i've been talking to this woman on okcupid. she wants to date, i don't. i've been avoiding her on skype these past few days

how do i let her down easily and respectfully fah

>> No.7264695

>>7264694

i have to add that she's really sweet and cute but i'm just not into dating her

>> No.7264697
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7264697

>>7264508
The handshake was never meant to be taken seriously.

>> No.7264700

>>7264694
just say ur not ready 4 a relationship atm
easy peasy lemon squeezy my neezy
u can always add other shit that pops into ur head
>busy
>going through a rough time
>just got out of a bad breakup

>> No.7264718

>>7264685
No attendance requirements? Sounds ideal.

>> No.7264721

>>7264718

there are courses that have attendance requirement but i either already passed them or they're in the second semester

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she's like an 8/10 girl really beautiful

>> No.7264740
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7264740

>thinks that every person who looks at him wants the D

>> No.7264751

>>7264734
"how about some dinner? okay spread your legs"

>> No.7264771
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7264771

Tfw I'm straight but i've got more luck with guys than girls..

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7264811

>>7264734
>>7264751

>> No.7264822

>>7264811
reply with:

Plenty of men? maybe i shouldn't lick you.

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>>7264811
>>7264734

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7264851

>>7264834
nice boobs

how low would you guess they'd hand w/o a bra?

I'd hit it if I were you, anon. If she's that desperate for a date she'll probably sleep with you, too.

/female here ;)

>> No.7264853

>>7264851
*hang

>> No.7264898

>>7263448
This is cute af

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>>7262606
Happy?

>> No.7265901

>>7264734
>>7264811

okcupid and online dating makes me physically fucking sick

when you think about it, deeply, fuck man

>> No.7265915

>>7263104
>be at club last night
>hanging out with my good friend who just got back from a trip overseas
>we start scouting for how people are behaving
>we can tell this one girl is doing the rounds to see if anybody becomes interested
>howsad.jpg
>get drinks, laugh, mock others
>eventually go out for a smoke
>run into a neighbor there
>"Hey, I know you."
>He's an Italian exchange student, with three French girls parading around with him
>tells me he'll invite me to his next party
>girls with him say "Yes! you have to invite him!"
>they giggle and whisper in French
>start flirting with 6' tall girl, model tier body, pretty face
>get drinks, go dancing
>we hit it off, keep talking
>She asks me "Do you do any modeling?"
>smirk
>Take her home
>amazing body, 9.8/10
>I'm 20 years old, she's 26
>Chat in the morning, laugh a lot
>no regrets at all, she's as hot as she was last night
>Asks me for my number
>"You're so skinny, anon. I love it."
>walk her to the train station
>draw and listen to music for the rest of the day

>> No.7265930

>>7265915
>then i woke up and i had pissed mountain dew all over my fabrixquare sweatpants in my sleep

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>>7265930

>> No.7265957

>>7262925
Fucking manlets when will they learn

>> No.7265967

hi bay area /fa/gs

>> No.7265974

>>7263104
>oneitis
>never love a ho

>> No.7265978

>>7263368
Are you black?

>tfw golden blond and everyone trusts me immediately

>> No.7266641

>>7263079
>Didn't catch on in the first viewing

Oh wow, ur dumb as fuck. Or my comprehension is that much better.

>> No.7266672

>>7264675
>Sleep at your parents friend house
>They have someone who come and clean for them or some shit
>She takes coffee with them and I after lunch
>She begins tellin how good-looking I am

Well, yes. Indeed.

>> No.7266716

>tfw girls stare at me when I'm at work
>co-workers comment on it
>get noided about it
>end up making eye contact while looking around
>feel awkward
>have gf, don't want to seem like I'm reciprocating

>> No.7269477

>21 neet
>go to interview at miccy d's
yes, I'm pathetic
>manager touches my feet with his feet
>okay
>occasionally presses with his feet feet
>move away a bit
>he moves to again press his feet to mine
>all the while he's telling me about my duties, etc
>in the end, in a deeper voice "so that's how it is"
>nigga gay
>he seems happy to hire me bc I'm white in the ghetto, puts me on a lunchtime shift
I don't even know how to feel. I'd be too afraid to come off as a fuccboi starting my empire on a sexual harrasment lawsuit I set up on camera