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>work at Kay Jewelers
>18 year old girl comes in
>Hose her in to signing up for a credit card
>filling out the app as I say "You might be able to walk out of here with a nice watch today."
>She asks "Do you have any designer watches?"
>I pause for a second.. as I know what she's about to ask
>I say "...Which designer are you looking for?"
>"Michael Kors"
>I reply "Michael Kors isn't a watch designer"
>"Yeah Huh, I see his name on watches."
>"Michael Kors is a clothing designer who uses FOSSIL to sell his name on FOSSIL watches."
>"Isn't that tight that he can put his name on a watch and make it worth something?"
>mfw

>> No.7224765

>>7224748
pretentious asshole. enjoy being alone.

>> No.7224773

>>7224765
>pretentious asshole
welcome to /fa/

>> No.7224780

>>7224773
Pretty much just welcome to 4chan at this point.

>> No.7224785

>>7224748
I'm sorry, what? I zoned out about half way through. You're really going to have to punch this up.

>> No.7224798
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7224798

OP works at a fucking jewelry store and you act all uppity and shit to some girl asking for a watch that she wants? top kek

>> No.7224813
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7224813

>>7224748
>having a superiority complex when you work in retail

>> No.7224966

>>7224798
Kays sounds like one of those shitty chain jewellery stores for the lower middle class.

I agree with your sentiment OP, but you're really not in any place to talk. Literally and figuratively.

Serve junk and you will most definitely serve junk.

>> No.7225504

But she's right tho.

>> No.7225549

>>7224813
this

>> No.7225565

>>7224748
What the fuck is wrong with you? You'd have had the easiest fucking sale in your life if you hadn't been such a dick.

>> No.7225568

A check of Kay's website shows you sell the following watches:

Citizen
Bulova
Victorinox
Movadao

How was she going to buy nice watch at Kay?

>> No.7225602

lmao look @ dis mofucka thinkin he hot shit husslin shitty alloy watches in a job his mum got him

fuk u nigga u no1

>> No.7225621

>filling out the app as I say "You might be able to walk out of here with my dick today."

What you should have said OP.

>> No.7225764

>>7225568
Citizen, Bulova, and Victorinox makes great watches. Go fuck yourself.

>> No.7225780

>>7224748
>18 year old girl comes in
>"Isn't that tight that he can put his name on a watch and make it worth something?"

God, they sure do grow them dumb don't they?

>>7225568
>Citizen
>Victorinox

Fantastic watches.

>> No.7225782

youre being autistic with semantics and splitting hairs. you know exactly what she meant but proceeded to sperg out like an asshole anyway

>> No.7225785

>>7224813
>>7224966
>>7225504
>>7225565
Zing

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>>7225602