/fa/ - Fashion

iktf

what is the correct response when someone says that?

>you're really pretty anon
why

>>7207662

>tfw lame dudes wont stop complimenting you

>>7207672
i'm a guy, that's why it's a problem

>>7207687

I like that. It's carefree

>>7207655
chuckle
silence
shrug
in that order

>tfw ugly, insecure people online call you ugly, fat
>tfw you're not upset at the trolling but at the fact that they're trolling you b/c they're insecure as shit themselves
>tfw you don't kow how to feel about this
>tfw you have no face
>tfw you're a faceless ghost
>tfw you're not on /x/ right now

>tfw 18

>tfw told a girl i was 26 and she didnt bat an eye

>>7207754

havent seen that pic in a while. thanks

>>7207589
I am 21 and have the face of a 16 year old boy, with a voice to match

w-whatever at least i dress well :'(

>for the second time, a certain girl tells you how fashionable you are the whole night and wants your help coordinating an outfit
>tfw other girls have been complimenting your outfits hardcore
>tfw just wear black slim knitwear + heavy trousers
i def come off as gay talking to her about clothing (okay since im not interested in her at all) but other than that feels good

I could probably say I was 18 or 28 and no one would really think much of it.

>>7207782
people like to think being /fa/ is about being gothninja
wearin 2k clothing pullin #sik fits
it aint how it be
peeps be fa in simple clothin
plain clothin

>>7207589
>wow anon you are really 19? I assumed you were 23 or 24.
>mfw

every day

always been treated like the lil' kid.

theres kids in highschool who are more aged than peopel in their 20s just dont think of it as numbers

>>7207589
>210lbs builtfat
>you're 20? I thought you were like 24
>cut to 183lbs 12%
>you're 20? I thought you were like 18

why?

>"Cute"
>tfw it's a guy

>17
>look 17
>People online think i'm 40 because of my voice
In RL most people say my voice is bretty deep

>>7207589
iktf

>>7207662
>anon, you're too pretty to be a boy

>at 15 was a nerdy girl with huge glasses and spaghetti dropping out of pockets
>picked on by girls all throughout highschool
>they acted like life was "mean girls"
>wore tons of caked on makeup
>be 21 now
>glorious head of thick curly brown hair
>get told i look 16/17
>great skin since no makeup ever
>walk into bars and get carded like white on rice
>mfw go to grocery store and get my food bagged by one of the girls who picked on me
>mfw she's so fucking ugly and wrinkly

>>7210876
post face

>you will never be a male model
>you will never experience this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3Fu9NWcGFM

>>7210880
i clean up really good

>>7210887
posts PLL gif

My nigga

>>7210144
>iktf

feelsgoodman.png

>>7210890
hm
cute
shirt isnt tho
i feel like you have a tumblr and post black and white porn gifs

>>7210887
I'm just glad I didn't have to get on that plane.

>>7210890
Meh, sorta qt

>>7210890

You look like a younger Scarlet Johansson.

>faggot

>>7210899
lol yeah thanks
>>7210897
thats not the first time ive heard this, i don't though.

>>7210890
Full body shot, then ill decide for sure

>>7210890
pls be my gf/in london

>Wow, Anon, you're really 32? I assumed you were 21 or 22.

>>7210876
I was spaghetti in HS too. Now when I see some of these people most of them don't even recognize me.

>>7210890
>scroll down thread
>girl posted
>click [Update]
>>>7210897 >>7210899 >>7210901 >>7210906 >>7210907

>>7210908
This is just weird
I don't want this feel

>>7210144

>ffw 6 years
>wow anon are you really 25? I thought you were at least 31 or 32
>yfw

>Wow, Anon, you're really 340lbs? You look slim!
Feels good. I'm 5'10", btw.

>>7210901
fuck she's so beautiful in ghost world

>>7210898
you mean runway?

>wearing slim black jeans
>walking home from college
>black kids are near sitting on a bench
>as i walk past one says 'tight pants'
>i turn around look him in the eye, nod my head


>later in the week i hear some black guy shout FUCK NIGGA from his car, assume its directed at me
>ok

>>7210923
lel

>>7210841
vocaroo

>>7210929
No at 1.48 the aeroplane is filled with models.

>>7210890
qt3.14
let's see the back

>Do a bad job of faking interest in plastic page 3 girl colleague shows me
>"You don't like girls do you anon?"

>>7210937
>give slim jeans a try
>older women occasionally make comments about my legs on the street
>not sure if they like my legs or theyre making fun of my
>dont care because boner
>only happened the first week
>hasnt happened since

>>7210870
>your eyebrows would be so pretty if you were a girl!

>>7210963
god that makes me mad.
hope you told your colleague to kindly fuck off and reevaluate their life about what's real and what's made of silicone

>>7210887
The worst feel ever, I just want to be a useless bohemian parasite gorging myself on the labours of the proletariat. This isn't sarcasm, I want that more than anything.

>>7210963
What is plastic page.

>>7210963
>roommate talking about how he loves big booty bitches and curvy hoes
>"I dunno man, I like skinny girls"
>He looks at me like I'm daft
>"Nigga you gay!?!?!"

>>7211022
well, are you?

>>7211012
Plastics are a range of man made materials and page 3 is where the tits are in the sun.

>>7211012
"plastic" is describing "page 3 girl"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Page_3

>>7211028
N-no I just like skinny girls

>>7211048
gay

>>7210946
i did in the other thread
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0szo6HnusYj

>>7211026
>>7211030
the way they include a little bubble with "their" opinions on current events makes this hilarious
i wish we had shit like that in the US

>>7211064
yeah you sound older

>>7211030
Oh I read that as "plastic page 3 girl colleagues show me". As in three girls at college.

>>7211048
Let me guess, you like short haired girls as well.

>>7211048
i like skinny girls an all but seriously curvy girls are the greatest shit ever

>>7210876
>curly hair

Disgusting

>>7210890
meh not worth acting like a smug dick to everyone about

>wow anon you're 30? I thought you were 23.

>>7211083
w-well... they still need tits and stuff

>>7211138
thing is his definition of 'curvy' is more akin to fat

>>7211190
Wow get off /fa/ you old pathetic loser.

>Wow, Anon, you're really 5'3"? I thought you were shorter. I have a 5'1" friend I thought was your height.
>I'm a guy

>be at party
>wow anon your hair is so long
>please don't tou- fuck...

dirty greasy hands always fuckin up my hair

also people ask dumb questions all the time

>Start dating 20 year-old girl
>After our first time fucking, five dates later (she's a virgin), she asks me how old I am and if I go to college nearby
>I tell her I'm 38 and working full time as an investment banker
>She starts crying
>She thought I was in my early 20s
>She breaks up with me

>>7210920
>mfw
Hang in there, friend. Age looks good on men.

>>7211231

This
Get ur age game straight son
Real niggas look better with age
Man up, don't be a bitch ass fuccnig nog bout it

>>7211211
Are you completely sure?
Do you not like flat girls? Small tits?

>>7211249
>Real niggas look better with age
No. All of them look better in their 20s or early 30s. Then some of those that looked good still look good and have "character" to their wrinkles. Guys with baby faces don't magically grow good looks.

>Leaving economics
>Guy runs up beside me and asks "Hey, what's your favourite videogame?"
>I stop
>I slowly look him up and down
>Tartan fedora
>Dyed black, thin, greasy, armpit-length hair
>Face bright red and thoroughly blighted with acne
>Curly neckbeard (but no moustache) shining with grease
>Lips cracked and weeping
>Fluttershy T-shirt
>Knee-length, fake leather, double-breasted trenchcoat
>Torn boot cut jeans
>White running shoes
>I stare at him in awe and disgust
>He looks back stony-faced
>He starts to snigger
>He bursts out in laughter
>"Just joking! You dress like a faggot, bro!"
>He waddles over to a few cackling faggots dressed almost as badly as him, guffawing as he goes
>Turn away with a blank expression and walk off

>>7207662
>oi m8 wot u mean pre-y like a flowwa?
>gab dat to me mug one more time and i'll glass ye rite in the gob ye fucking menk wanker

>>7211231
>>7211249
>>7211288

probs a balding manlet

>>7207819
yo dat shit ugly as fuck mayne

>>7211277
Well I guess but...

>>7211289
wow
i'd take that as a compliment coming from someone like that

>>7211289
phew good thing this never happened

a subtle version of this happened to me in spain.

>me and pops sitting at a bar
>after eating 600 tapas we decide to grab a drink after dinner
>I ask for whiskey, dad wants some grappa
>waitress comes out with one fucking highball glass, filled with ice, fills it with coke and whiskey in a 1/1 blend

goddamn i didn't ask for that

>>7211289
>not asking him to 1v1 u in third strike where the real niggas are made

>wow anon
>you're all like quiet, mysterious, and handsome
>but then you open your mouth and I understand why
>you're so weird when you talk

>>7211395
vocaroo

>>7211395
oh shit

i don't even understand what the fuck i'm doing wrong

>>7210890
post a fit

>>7211395
>Guy calls me posh (because of my voice) as an insult
>Friend tells him it's because I'm half Northern Irish (I am)
u wot

>>7211311
Congrats, you're super gay.

>>7211459
does liking short slicked back hair make me gay

>>7211485
ye mayne

unless it's slicked back cuz u came on that bitchs face :^)

>>7211489
B^)

>>7211416
I just have a boring monotone voice and stumble over my words

>>7211225

>wow anon you are really 23? I assumed you were like 30

feels bad man

iktfb

>tfw been doing no-shave november and this is literally all the fair hair you grow, period
>tfw you know it looks like shit but you just want to see if it will grow any more

>>7211289
>correct response is "I bet your favourite games are flight simulators because you look like a fucking plane wreck"

>be in final year of highschool, standing at locker
>have long hair and earrings, emaciated androgynous whiteboi
>stupidest kid I have ever met in my life - victim blaming, homophobic, misogynistic kid who didn't know the meaning of subjective, got <30% on every exam he sat - approaches me
>our lockers are next to each other
>really rich naturopath dad (idk) buys him anything he wants, had his first drink on his 18th birthday, has thin spiked up greasy hair with a faux rat tail that goes down his back, big bead with an indian style graphic on it in the middle. Wears mirrored aviators, ostentatious polo sneakers and multicolored madras-esque polyester shorts
>"hey anon, one day I want to be like you, grow my hair long but my parents won't let me"
>"my favourite band is kiss, whats yours?"
>thinks I'm his friend after telling him to fuck off repetitively for a year or more and socially snubbing him at every opportunity.
>thinks skinny jeans are gay, practically had a stroke when he saw me wearing nail polish one time and dressed in drag and straight up passed.
>mfw

>be time ago
>about to leave high school
>shout comes from behind
>"HAH GAYYYY"
>literal perfect intonation
>turn around
>be greeted by the faces of autism all donning a snapback
>try to figure who it was
>they all avoid eye contact
oh man this greentext sounds boring as fuck but their faces were priceless

yeah when you look like this it happens a lot

>>7212073
you sound worse than that kid

>>7212073
>kid wants to be your honest-to-god friend
>you just brush him off
>has a rich dad
>don't abuse that fact

You suck at being a dick and a good person

>>7212073
Maybe it was because you looked like a bitch.

>Anon, do your farts smell like cheeseburgers?
>W-what?
>Do your farts smell like cheeseburgers?
>N-no.
>You're really pretty.
>T-thanks.

>>7212110
Except I've got chiseled features and high cheekbones.

>>7213258
what do they smell like then

>>7212005
>tfw you know it looks like shit but you just want to see if it will grow any more

oh man iktf ;-;

>no-shave november
>spending the day with a friend i havent talked to in forever
>hey anon you're doing that no-shave thing?
>y-yeah
>ive actually been trying since like april

>d-do you l-like me?
>y-yes anon, I do
dem teenage feels

>>7211228
>not grabbing their hand before their fingers touch your hair and saying they aren't cool enough to touch things.

Yeah, I get that all the time. I got diagnosed with a hormone disorder a few weeks ago. My body barely produces any testosterone so I didn't go through puberty correctly. I just grew taller. so testosterone should help me look my age.

For the past few years every time I go out someone has to comment on how young I look and it's super easy to brush off now knowing that in about 2 years I'll look a lot older.

>>7213397
>being a filthy misogynistic PUA

back to /r9k/ with you

>>7214469
>=
lel

>>7213379
iktf :3

>>7213365

lol fag

>>7210921
wtf she actually looks she has downs