/fa/ - Fashion

>look in mirror
>nice
>see reflection in surface while walking
>fuck

>look down at shadow
>hate the silhouette

>go to club having good time
>they take a picture with flash on

I never want to see that picture again

>>7206993


are you me?

>look in the mirror
>look like a god
>camera phone utter shit

>>7206986
>look down at shadow
>love that silhouette
>walk past reflective surface
>jealous of shadow

>>7206993

i look way better with the flash on

>>7206871
>at an event with co-workers
>some prick with a camera takes candid pictures of everyone
>next morning "prick tagged you in one of his photos".
>fucking awful picture of me laughing, it looks shit, he probably knows this
>makes it public
>report image, ask him to remove it
>removes
>thank him and pretend to laugh it off
>block him forever

>see him at work the next day.

>tfw I'm so beta every time a girl hugs me or starts holding my arm/hand I think they like me

>>7206871
>Finally clear skin
>drink or smoke weed
>giant pimple, oily skin, small pimples everywhere

why god?

>>7207051
Wash your fucking face

>>7207058
I do and I wear a t shirt over my head while I sleep.

>Look in a reflective surface in harsh light

Kill ME with fire

>focusing on computer screen or tv
>suddenly notice your disgusting reflection

>>7207140
>watching porn
>oh yeah baby suck that dick
>screen fades to black showing reflection

> look in the mirror
>10/10
> get out, still feel 10/10
> go through the day, come back home
> still 10/10
the thing is you gotta stop thinking you are good looking and start knowing you are 10/10

>>7207152
>mfw

>>7207051
That happens to me when I masturbate.
Have a completely clear face, but if I start jacking off (and I mean a full jack-off session, not a 2 minute cum-n-go), I get a pimple.
Usually on my nose, but sometimes right by my lips or chin

>>7206978
Its the opposite for me. I feel like I can't quite get it right when I look in the mirror or in a photo but when I see a reflection I think I look damn good

>be grill
>put on clothes
>look in mirror
>oh yeah I look hot
>go outside
>guys looking at me
>a-are they judging me?
>go back inside and never come out again

>>7207182
THEY WANNA FUCK YOU

Explain to me /fa/ why I look good in my reflection from my tablet but when I look in the mirror I go down like 3 points?

I am not a bad looking guy.

it just sometimes ruin my 2 hours of the day.

>>7207198
The reflection doesn't make you imperfections as obvious

>>7207173
Stop cumming on your face

>>7207199
but it has so much protein that i desperately need

>>7207182
post bod

>>7207207
I will if you post yours first. :))))

>>7207209
You're meant to eat it you fucking moron

>>7207218
SO HOW DO I EAT IT WITHOUT CUMMING ON MY FACE
I'M SORRY, BUT MY FIRST PRIORITY WHEN JERKING OFF ISN'T TO GRAB A SPOON AND BOWL AND PREPARE MYSELF FOR A NICE POST-JACK-OFF FEAST YOU ASSWHOLE

>>7207227
You put your cock in your mouth while you're cumming jesus christ are you retarded

>tfw every person I know has a drastically different opinion of both my physical appearance and my personality
I have no idea what or who I am and that frightens me.

>have social anxiety
>take 5 minutes to get my hy right in the mirror
>go out
>wind makes it go the opposite direction
>i try to fix my hair while walking

>>7207251
Just once I want to land a satisfying punch on the breeze

>>7207199
nah I love me too much to stop

>>7207249
I feel this.

>>7207297
Me too
they later tell me they thought I was a massive snob, but turns out I'm bretty cool

>>7207037
>2013
>having a facebook.
why would you do this to yourself?

>glace at self in reflective surfaces
>damn I look good
>takes pic with phone
>damn I look shitty
How 2 b photogenic?

>see picture taken of me
>think I look ugly and go freak out for a bit
>come back later to look at it again
>I think I look good and am no longer worried

/fa/ gave me dysmorphia

>>7207272
;-----------------(

>tfw hy eventually gets fucked up while i walk
;___; why can't it stay nice

>tfw I think I never look good in photos because I read too many fashion mags
/fa/ has ruined my self esteem

>mfw look ok in the mirror
>random pic from a party
>huge forehead and bad hairline
size of forehead is the same as bradys, but hairline is doing that peak thing

nothing i can do about it so i try to not care

>>7207318
>looking at reflection
>look good
>in public start to imagine my flaws but greatly exaggerated
>think that's what i look like until i see a mirror

is that dysmorphia?

>>7207338
Are you me?

Same thing happened last week. Shit sucks. And, it's not even like my forehead looks super huge up close but from a distance the thing is massive.

>>7207338
>>7207416
Same boat. Looking for a haircut, what do?

>>7207498
Get something with a fringe to cover your forehead or shave and embrace it.

Those are pretty much the only two options. I'm going for the fringe myself, works pretty nicely but curly hair can go bad some days.

sorry to all you guys but...

shitty camera pictures is what you really look like, accept it

>>7207158

I'm not a 10/10 though

>>7207152

>mfw

Boner is killed everytime this happens

>>7207251
>Have medium length hair
>Never particularly happy with it but mold it into an "ok" position
>Go outside
>5 seconds later hair is all over the place and getting in my eyes
>Have to keep brushing it away from my eyes / face and rearranging it every few seconds

I need to get a haircut bigtime

>>7207534
holy shit this thread is beta as fuck I hope you guys are still teens or something cause if you're 20+ and you still haven't sort out your shit you are like the king of betas
stop caring about what others think is the first step to start loving yourself

/pol/ here
>tfw don't bother looking in mirror
>tfw

>>7207564
yo the best thing to do (at least for my hair)
is to tie it back for like 5 min, then take it out
it says in the perfect position

>>7207637

Thanks man, I'll give this a try.

>>7207004
i look model status in the mirror but in pictures it's pic related

>>7207678
no prob, hope it works for you too.
either that or just brush it back when it's wet
ppl will say that ^ is bad but it works

>>7207692
check the focal length, pic related

link http://gizmodo.com/5857279/this-is-how-lenses-beautify-or-uglify-your-pretty-face

god in mirror
perfect expression on face
someone posts pics of you drunk that night
bird neck everywhere
poor posture
pale
awkward smile
has about 20 pics total on fb I haven't untagged

that daily feel

>>7207745


What are smart phone lense around?

>>7207846

iphone 4 back lens is about 35

>>7207745
she looks horrible at the beginning and gets progressively better looking

what's wrong with me

>>7207855


Damn I see why now, but shouldin't it not matter? Shouldint a non-ugly person look decent in almost all of the lenses?


>tfw when ugly i guess

idk i like myself

90% of people feel the same way you feel op
so it doesnt really matter. western society was our
downfall.

idk brahs i look the same way in the mirror and when taking pictures
you have to consider the lightning. the distance from the picture and mirror and the flipped view of the mirror/camera.
if you look ugly as fuck when taking pictures distance the camera to hide your imperfections that are noticeable up close and make the lightning darker

>walking down the street
>have trouble not looking down to see how my boots and pants fit

>>7207337
BUT FOR WHAT PURPOSE

>>7207039
fuck

>>7207152
existence is pain

>catch various reflections in windows and what have you
Bretty good, 8/10

>see reflection in cell phone screen
good lord that double chin I'm going to jump in front of my train

>>7207576
I dont care what others think, I care what I think

>>7207152
>watching porn
>oh yeah baby suck that dick
>screen fades to black showing reflection
>see myself
>immediately cum

>>7207140
>>7207152

>buy a shitload of nice clothes
>go to staff meeting
>qt3.14 coworker asks if this is what I spend my paychecks on
>"Y-yeah, I like clothes."
>"Anon you should be more fiscally responsible, those clothes look expensive.
>Now whenever I'm well dressed she just gives me disappointed looks

>>7209970
fuck that pleb

>>7208791
>distance the camera to hide your imperfections that are noticeable up close and make the lightning darker

>>7209945

>>7209970
fuck that shit.

can't stand when people ask where you got your clothes or what brand they are just in case they look it up and see how much it cost

>>7209970

I hate this, it always makes me really self conscious

>>7209970

>well maybe i could spend some of my pay check on dinner for us sometime qt

you missed your chance

or if she is a bitch
>well maybe you should spend some of your pay cheque on some nice clothes for once

>>7207249
>tfw i can tell i act like a different person to different people
>tfw i dont know which one is real

>Look at myself in the mirror
>Good enough

>Look at myself in the reflection of my phone
>Damn 10/10 would fuck

>>7207036
This, the lighting gets my otherwise just-barely visible cheekbones out.

>>7210289
Right?? What the hell causes this?

>>7210326
reflection on phone (black screen) hides your flaws and blurs your features

>>7210262
id like to think that i'm the real me when im not worrying about how others perceive me to the point where i dont say some of the things i would say if i was uninhibited and comfortable with who im with

so im usually not me

>>7207037
>tfw once had to get a photo of me removed from facebook because I had my arm over a fat chick in it
I stopped going out after that

>>7210355
Not to mention the angle.

>>7210355
But a camera often bends an image, making faces look more oblong

>>7210418
Well as stated earlier the focal length of the lens makes a big difference. You will look much more proportional through an 85mm compared to a 35 or 28.

>no full length mirror
>shit camera

>walking down the street
>see the guy wears the same color combination as me
>go to the other side of the street so people wound't notice that

>be me
>wake up slick my hair back, look fly as fuck
>leave the house
>see a good looking fella staring at me as I pass the liquor store
>oh wait that's my reflection!
>confidence_level_up.epub

Haha
Feels great to be good looking. Be mired everyday. Can pick and choose any woman to fuck.

Captcha:aesthetic judgetti

>that one guy who you accidentally pass by on the street and whose clothes are superior to yours in every way

>>7209831
Well you better start accepting your self and stop whining like a bitch cause you can do shit about it

>>7210465
iktf
>when they know you care about how you dress
>they know you know they dress better

>>7210465
I know this feel

>>7210602
>>7210465
>tfw ur this guy to dadcore fags

>>7210602
sadboooooys

>tfw feel ugly I take pics of myself at home
>get picture taken in group of pleb acquaintences
>best one looking in the whole group

feels fucking good. we spend so much time looking at models we think we are the ugliest shit ever but really most of us look pretty decent

>going out
>look in mirror
>damn you look fine
>solid 8

..next day
>... has tagged you in a photo
>oh god oh god oh god
>4/10

every time

>feeling rather good looking
>walk in dressing room
>suddenly reflecting mirrors
>your profile look utter shit
>jew nose
>shitty posture
>walk out dressing room feeling shit

>go out looking good
>dance or be active for a bit
>face gets sweaty
picture with flash
>my head is a fucking mirror

>>7210715
Slap some baby powder on that forehead before you go out.

invisible makeup

>>7207745
I will never understand the dewy look. You just look greasy.

Cant relate to any of this. I strut everywhere I go. Confident as hell.

>work in the industry
>shoe game dragging my entire artisinal fits down
>waiting until end of season sale or at least black Friday

it hurts to live

>>7207249
you probably act different to different people.
im sure this is true with pretty much everybody but, when im with just my friends, im super gregarious and out going and i laugh a lot and smile a lot and joke around and lots of energy, genuinely i feel like im a fun guy to hang out with.
but then when im in class or something and i dont know anybody, im shy as fuck and dont say anything and dont talk to anyone and leave as soon as possible and try to turn invisible.

just be conscious of how your behavior changes and try to to act the way you want to act. ask people why they think one thing and not the other, and try to compensate for that.
or just own who you are and not gaf.

>>7210445
Yeah man. I have this parka from a few years ago. Everyone and their mother owns it. It's a fucking nightmare to take the bus with. So ashamed.

>>7210848
Buy a new?

>>7207745
what does that mean? i cant quite pinpoint what is making the pictures different, it looks like the camera is moving lower and lower in relation to her face, but that would cause such a huge difference.

>>7207860
ugly vs photogenic. some people just look really good in pictures. i look pretty bad in all my pictures, but there are a few where i look really good, even though the pictures where i look good are complete oppisites in angles and distance and lighting and everything so there is not way for me to figure out a correlation.

>tfw realise people are into fashion as a way to try to sooth self-identity issues and im the same
>>7207249
>>7210846

>>7210846
>when im with just my friends, im super gregarious and out going and i laugh a lot and smile a lot and joke around and lots of energy, genuinely i feel like im a fun guy to hang out with.
but then when im in class or something and i dont know anybody, im shy as fuck and dont say anything and dont talk to anyone and leave as soon as possible and try to turn invisible.

Dude, this is literally me.

>>7210932
>im sure this is true with pretty much everybody
missed that part huh? lol
i find almost everyone does that, and its totally normal, though i also find that most people dont do it as bad as i do. i have literally said only three words in one of my classes that started in august. 'please', 'excuse', and 'me'. i find my case is weird because it is such an extreme to either side of the spectrum. people are always astonished whenever they find out how painfully shy i am when im not with my friends. even if im hanging out with all my friends in a familiar setting, put one guy i dont know into the equation, and i just shut down. not that im aware of it though, i try to stop myself from being awkward and shy.

>>7210925
homo

>tfw into fashion because you love aestheitics and judging people and laughing at all the self confidence issues people here have
Brandwhoring wont make you a better person

>>7211196
>brandwhoring
really i dont think /fa/ is the place to accuse of that

>this thead
>tfw i know all these feels

its come to the point where i dont even know what i look like anymore. i fuck fat girls and they always tell me im too good for them, but my self esteem is so low i just can't accept it.

>>7210465

Just happened to me once. Me and my brother are pretty confident abour our style and fashion sense. But one I was hanging up with him and we bumped into that gay guy.
We was miring him so hard, that by his smiles I can tell that he tought we were gay too.

>be Thursday
>at upper-mid pleb tier shopping complex
>see Azn and his gf walking out
>he's wearing pyrex shorts
>she's sporting a Comme Des Fuckdown cap

>mfw Asians are the fucciest of bois

>>7212974

it's usually the Koreans

>>7212986
niggers of asia

>>7213028
>implying that's not the russians

>>7213044
Filipinos are the Mexicans of Asia, Russians are the niggers.

>>7212951
>tfw hanging out with some older non-effay friends and you bump into one of your effay friends and start mirin eachothers clothes and physique and shit and now all your old friends think ur gay

>>7210465
This happens to me but I always try to rationalize it
>at least I'm taller
>at least I'm better looking
>at least I have better hair
It keeps my inner narcissist happy while allowing me to mire.

It's honestly kinda pathetic doe

>tfw never upload unusual good looking pics of myself in daiting sites, because I don't want the girl too think im uglier in real life if I ever got a date

>tfw when you have gotten to a point where you don't find white people attractive at all and most of the white people you meet other than your friends are boring as fuck
>when that fucking New Zealand accent that you hear every day drives you insane
>tfw when practicing Japanese 2 and a half hours a day because of this

I feel like an asshole.

>>7213973
frick this is why i hardly ever take pictures of myself. either i think the pictures don't do me any justice, or sometimes on the other hand i'll feel like i look good in the picture with controlled lighting and angle, but irl i'll look like bleh

>>7208800

Yep yep, doesn't help that that is the worst angle to look at your legs from.

I wish /fa/ was a busier board...

>tfw you will never be a gorgious qt male model, walking around in sick fits on a nice cool autumn day, listening to uplifting drone mixxes on noise canceling headphones, while enjoying a black coffee

>>7206986
Fuuuuucccckkkk

Are you me, I feel like I'm looking at my shadow while walking 90% of the time.

>tfw coming across someone who looks a bit like you except is taller, more handsome, better built and dressed better

>look shit in photos
>look great in videos
>freeze frame a video of me
>looks better than any picture

What is going on here?

>think I look like literal shit all the time
>can't help but notice my massive overbite and big cheeks in photos
>tfw one of my friends says that he hasn't seen a single bad photo
:)

>tfw best dressed on bus
>stops outside the bus stop for a university
>judge all the plebs getting on
>suddenly the most effay guy I've ever seen appears
>can't take my eyes off his perfect fit
>see him glance over my fit
>gives me a condescending smile
>tfw he knows he's better than me

>walking down the street
>can't help but look at my reflection in every shop window to check my fit

>>7214318
that might have been me

>told I'm attractive all the time
>girls always flirt with me
>still get turned down all the time

>>7214337
i saw you today. you were building legos in a damn mcdonalds you clown.
your mom was with you but eating at a separate table to help you feel "independent"

you don't get told you're attractive, and nobody is flirting with you. they offer everyone a large soda for a dollar.

>>7214352
Why were you at McDonalds? do you work there?

>>7214358
>Why were you at McDonalds?
did you even read my damn post you misogynistic fuck?

here, allow me to recap you stupid son of a bitch:

>they offer everyone a large soda for a dollar.
and just to let you know, since you are clearly an overly judgmental asshole the soda can be substitute for COFFEE.

>just walking down the street
>suddenly get a flash of self awareness
>you are now walking manually

>>7214402
wow did you learn that on your apple mac?

>>7214370

How much sugar do you put in your coffee? Babby can't handle the bitterness but still wants to be mature?

>>7214406

I learned it on your apple mum

#dropthemic

>>7214410
>#dropthemic
good i was getting tired of listening to you anyway.

PS i picked the mic up and pawned it so don't make any comments. you cant because you have no mic and you never will.

just because you had sex doesn't mean you're cool.

>>7214407
>How much sugar do you put in your coffee?
hard to know specifically since it would depend on the size of the damn cup you aspie fuck.

>Babby can't handle the bitterness but still wants to be mature?
look i can make random comments too:
g t f o

>>7214402
But I'm always aware of how I walk.

>Walking outside looking /fa/
>make eyes with qt walking opposite way
>smiles at me looking into eyes
>feels good man

But most of the other time feelin shitty

>>7214370
>fucking poorfag

>>7214417
why are you so angry

what's wrong?

>>7214540
I could survive on smiles.

>perfect hair, sik fit, pumped
>walkout side
>postal service/gardener sees you
>lose all confidence

>>7207198

You do know that the mirror "mirrors" the image of yourself so you don't see yourself as other people see you right? The only way to truly see yourself correctly in a mirror is to have 2 mirrors reverase your reflection.

http://youtu.be/zRP82omMX0g?t=2m35s

As it is demonstrated here.

>>7214540

>walking down the street
>loads of grills look at me in the eyes
>automamtically think they think im an ugly cunt
>self esteem gets lower as the day goes on
>go home and look in the mirror and think i look ok
>repeat next day

>>7214609

no

p-please tell me i look like i do in the mirror

>>7214620
both images are the same attractiveness
but you just think the mirrored version is more attractive because you are more used to seeing it

> sculptor makes bust of me
> damn I look hot af
> peasants burn me in effigy
> effigy looks ugly as dog shit
I wish I died in the womb.

When I was a festival I sat on a hobnob and it stuck to my arse and there was a group laughing and taking pictures behind me as it probably looked like shit. Now whenever out in public and I hear a group laughing I assume they are laughing at me

>>7214642

>>7214642
this picture is perfect

>yfw you've never seen your face

>>7214642
THE HOBBIT HOUSE WAS ALL CG?

WHAT.

>>7207182

Same thing, but gender swapped.

>Waiting at train platform
>Train pulls up
>Qt 3.14 and her not so attractive friend staring at me
>Get on train, only free seat behind them
>Unattractive whispers something to QT
>QT turns around fully and just looks at me
>Make awkward eye contact
>She also looks casually around as if she was looking at something else

No idea if they were making fun of me or not.

>>7214737
>Why is that guy dressed like a necromancer, Sarah?
>Haha be quiet Britney, that creep will probably hear.

>take ugly as fuck pics of yourself with phone frontcam
>deal with it
>see goodlooking pictures of you
>what is this sorcery Im not that attractive better delete them
>take a couple ugly phone frontcam shots to assure myself im ugly
>there we go

>Tfw think you are attractive
>See self in pictures
>Easily a 5-6

>Tfw get haircut
>It is fine for a week
>After a week, it is too thick

>Tfw Auschwitz mode
>Big head
>Big nose

>Bacne
>Chest-acne
>A few acne scars on face and a load on back
>Discoloration

>5'7

Will I ever make it

>>7207755
iktf

I always awkwardly moonwalk out of photos to avoid the disappointment. I have one friend that is very vain, and is always wanting photos of our group, and when I go out I spend most of the night dodging cameras.

>>7214751
Why do short people even try? With your best fit you'll still look like an overdressed child next to a tall guy in basics.

>see grills look at me
>sometimes they're in a group and they all look at me then talk
>could be good or bad
>get self conscious when they look at me
>assume that i look ugly despite previous compliments on my fit
>go and hide

or

>walking down the street
>see some qt
>make eye contact
>either smile or forget to smile
>wonder if she thought that i looked attractive

or

>look alright in mirror, skin looks good
>take picture
>skin looks horrible

every fucking time

>look in the mirror a lot
>looking 8/10
>one day want to see what I look like from the side
>get another mirror and put it behind me
>turn head to the side
>jew nose, weak jaw, puffy lips, slanted forehead

>>7211072

If I tell anyone that I'm cripplingly shy they don't believe me. They think I'm just saying it to get attention or something. Everyone always tells me I look calm and collected, and laid back.

I made one guy friend while I was at uni, and he lived in my halls. I spoke casually to about 5 people in the three years, but never hung out with anyone other than halls guy socially. I always just sat by myself, was as polite and unobtrusive as possible and pretended that being alone didn't scare me.

I wasn't always like this, I used to be quite confident. But after a bad relationship I'm stuck in this shitty mindframe, and even with a new gf I can't seem to shake it 3 years on.

What do /fa/

>>7207182
They probably think you're attractive, unless youve got a really different, way "out there" kind of style going on.

I wish they would teach girls in schools that most guys won't usually smile to a girl they think is hot right away, and they'll stare at her instead.

>>7214779
>implying I won't stare at the ground and occasionally glimpse at her

>>7214729
>“In order to shoot the dwarves and a large Gandalf, we couldn’t be in the same set. All I had for company was 13 photographs of the dwarves on top of stands with little lights – whoever’s talking flashes up,” he said. “Pretending you’re with 13 other people when you’re on your own, it stretches your technical ability to the absolute limits.”

“I cried, actually. I cried. Then I said out loud, ‘This is not why I became an actor’. Unfortunately the microphone was on and the whole studio heard

>>7214780
at least you see girls irl

i just fapped to pics of curlgurl

>on bus sitting beside stupid grills cause only seat left
>they are talking about some pleb guy sitting down the bus and creaming over him

does that mean im like a god or something to them if they get that worked up over some average looking guy?

>>7214811

They wouldn't be talking about the hot guy down the bus, because you would be the hot guy.

Sorry man.

>>7214811

They aren't ignoring you, they are just averting their eyes.

>>7214817
they are hardly gonna talk about me if im sitting right beside them

>>7214818
i know they werent ignoring me, caught one of them mirin a load of times

>>7214831

pics or you're an ugly aspie

I just think they wouldn't be so enamoured with some plebtier guy on a bus if they had bradley cooper tier next to them. They'd probably text each other about you instead.

>>7214831
>what the fuck
>why is this guy listening in on our conversation about the hot guy on a bus
>i bet he's gay
>ewww why is his tank top all frayed at the hem?
>is he too poor to buy a new tank top?
>why is this nigga sitting so close to us?
>why oesn;t he just stand up?

>ewwww my god he just made eye contact with me G-R-O-S-S

>im going to make a facebook status about how a creeper guy was trying to flirt with me on the bus, i know it's embellishing the story a little, but I AM A WOMAN IN THE 21st CENTURY I HAVE THE RIGHT TO EMBELLISH ON FACEBOOK

>>7214851

pretty sure as soon as i stood up to get off at my stop they started discussing how hot i was because it was pretty quiet and as soon as i leave they all start talkin shit

>>7214857
this is probably the most likely scenario

>>7210697
>jew nose

fuck I know that feel. my nose looks so shit in profile

So, if you don't dress in any extreme style, just buy nice pieces. When girls look at you do they do so just because they happen to glance in your direction and accidentally make eye contact, or is it because they find you attractive?

How can you tell if a girl finds you attractive?

>sounding this autistic

I just haven't played the field much. Had two long term girlfriends, only kissed three people. The third one grabbed me and openly told me she wanted to fuck me and loved me and stuff so it was easy to tell.... otherwise I'm lost.

>do a bump
>look in the mirror
>"heeey sexayyy"
>stare at self and admire for 5 minutes

>sober
>look in mirror
>ugly motherfucker.jpg

what the fuck is this all about m8ey

>>7215025
I know how you feel, bro. All my life girls have been coming to me as opposed to vise versa so I don't really have any game.

Hopefully Starfucks or something can come and help us out with your question

>>7210859

Focal length affects the way the objects are represented in perspective.

A very wide focal length is almost like an orthogonal projection, you see things in their actual proportions but you kind of lose the idea of volume, because it's almost like 2D. This would be the equivalent of watching an object from pretty far.

On the other hand, a stretch focal length exagerates the effects of perspective, like when you watch something very close. Closer objects (like the nose in the case of the face) look way bigger while distant ones (like the cheekbones) look smaller. So, basically it makes your face longer and your factions bigger.

And this is one of the reasons I hate cameras and pictures of people. They're not real. If you make a mixture of the appropriate focal length, camera, angle, lightning, filters and a bit of Photoshop you can make anyone look like Brad Pitt and Brad Pitt look like a monster.

Also, does everybody in here have body dysmorphic disorder or what?

>>7215139

I think the general premise that people come here to try and look better lends to the fact that they are not happy with how they currently look, and feel like they need to work on it.

Sure, there are some that are just interested in fashion concept and design. But I think a lot of us are just trying to feel better about ourselves.

>>7215027
iktf
also asymmetrical

>tfw you see loads of people your age, mainly girls look at you
>tfw you're positive they're just judging you

Don't care though, at least they're looking...r-right

you'd know if you're attractive

personally i'm like a 7.5 or 8 and i know this just based on the attention you get at bars or parties or whatever. bitches staring etc. also, it's not that hard to just take a moment and assess what you look like without being biased. don't beat yourself up so much, you're probably better looking than you think. there are so many ugly people in this world... at least most people on this board care about their wardrobe, hair, skin, etc

when it comes to just walking on the street it's harder to tell but people will make a quick glance at you before passing. gay dudes will do this 9/10 times because they're shameless about it and have to constantly asses whether someone is str8 or ghey

>get scouted on the regular downtown
>Complimented on my hair/looks at work
>6'2"
>Have this layer of buccal fat around my lips/cheeks that gives my face a monkey-like projection
>It isn't noticeable from the front but from 45 degree profile it is
>tfw too self-conscious to do any modelling
>tfw teeth gapped but not enough for agencies to cash in on so it just looks silly
>tfw don't believe the compliments and feel 5/10
>girls would rather hang with me to show off to their friends but lead me on when I want something serious

it's an abstract kind of feel

>>7215186

People will glance at you if you're hawt or just in general? I'm notoriously a gay magnet. I dunno if I come across as gay but I've been hit on by guys a few times.

Days where I feel like I look good I notice far more girls looking at me, and catch their gaze, but then it makes me feel like I look stupid.

I don't know how to assess whether I'm good looking or not. People have told me I am, but my friends and I played this game where you rate everyone highest to lowest and I was the second to last most attractive person out of a group of 8. So since then I kind of don't know wtf I stant.

>look bretty okay in the mirror
>look bretty okay in pictures

>>7215226
nice jaw m8, but you have to work on your eyes looking less like a stoner with down syndrome

>>7215244
I'm working on it

reading through this thread...
you guys don't like the way you/look in the mirror/pictures??
i love getting pictures taken of me at parties

>>7215226
>>7215251
open your eyes you sexy peice of shit

>>7215251
dw man I have the same problem. Keep your eyes open

>>7215226
>>7215251
ching chong

>>7209945
>I love someone else

>>7215254

probably because people can't tell how short you are in pictures,

come to think of it, thats probably why you trip on /fa/ too.

>>7215268
loooool

height isn't everything man
sorry you'll never be a handsome slav

>>7207152

the problem is you're using a gloss screen...

>pc mustard race

>>7207072
omd the this image gave me lels

>>7215222
go model you fuckass... do you think a reputable agency is going to hire you if they dont think there's a possibility you'll get work?

They fucking wont. maybe being a model will help your esteem and help you not be such a little bitch and i'll see you in Paris and you'll be slapping my gf on the ass this time.

>>7214309

i'm the same, it's like i always know when a photo is being taken of me and subconsciously tard it up for the split second of image capture.

>>7215328
WHAT COMIC IS THIS FROM

smile less
develop and ego bigger than yourself
make tons of eye contact
limit what you say
develop a good posture
shake hands with a firm grip
small aesthetic changes in your life will change the circles you find yourself in; as well as a newly developed sense of worth.

>>7215332

>smile less

sounds fun

>>7215334

supermegacomicsDOTcom

>>7215320
>do you think a reputable agency is going to hire you if they dont think there's a possibility you'll get work?
actually, there are a lot of "reputable" agencies that do this because they charge newcomers for boarding, travel, and fluffing their portfolio
the agency ends up making a profit while the models end up poorer

>>7215320
you're right man, you're right

It's just the OCD man

I started losing more weight/drink more water to make it less noticeable

>>7215339
All the agencies I did go to told me they won't charge me for shit, I stuck with Next because I snoozed and Ford closed their offices here.

>>7214609
>http://youtu.be/zRP82omMX0g?t=2m35s
i didn't need this red pill

>>7215225
i don't think girls would stare down dudes to "judge" them because they look stupid. like even if you were fat and ugly they'd probably just ignore you and not look at you. unless you're like a /fa/shion victim and you're wearing really weird clothes idk

not sure about your friends though. strange you got second to last lol

>>7215339
Usually you pay the photographers for the portfolio work, and usually the first few times you will pay for your own travel and you stay in a modeling hotel.

>>7215340
I know i'm right. I was kind of like you, I still am. Just like google the top modeling agencies in your city and look at their contact us and take the pictures they ask for and show up.

Get an entertainment lawyer to look through the contract or go to Model Mayhem and look at the generic contract terms and read the entire contract and then sign it and get a part time job if you cant afford the start up and its not covered for you.

>>7215358

Thanks man. I recently "signed" with Next here in my city and hopefully they'll set me up with something. I have to learn to be less self-conscious about everything in the meantime

>solid 10/10
>life is suffering
Growing up I was awkward looking and wished to be attractive, and now that I am life isn't all that great honestly. I mean sure you get treated better, have better opportunities, fuck bitches all day, general mirin from both sexes, but I really would rather just not get noticed. I'd rather atleast be average looking.
>tfw all this attention is tiring
>know they only bothering with you because your 10/10 and they want to get close to perfection

>>7215366
good job

post pics

>>7215362
we gon' make it

if you add the friends of the agencies staff on facebook or go on mm linkedin etc, you can get free shoots that you would've otherwise missed if you're only going to the stuff you're booked at by the agency.

>>7215366
post face

>>7215366
Please post a pic, babe.

>tfw the only way to take a decent photo is to take a ridiculously overexposed one to hide your imperfections

>>7206871
ITT: boys having a gender crisis

>>7207182
post pic and i'll decide

>>7215441
Im having an existential crisis

>>7214300
hi

>>7209970
Would definitely marry that girl, what a smartie.

Post pics of her.

>>7210465
Fuck, I want to know this feel.

>>7215366

A tall person doens't get to say "height doesnt matter" to a short person.

>>7209993
i left some ann at my friend's house a few months ago

>mfw her roommate took it upon herself to go into my friend's room, find my clothes in her closet, and look up the name on the labels

my friend later told me this girl started googling me obsessively after i told she found out that i didn't use FB

>tfw you have a pleb stalker

>>7215251
>>7215226
You look pretty in these pictures, but damn those are some bad pictures.

>>7215528
lol

>>7207534
cameras add in grain and shit.
your reflection in like a puddle or a window is better

i always thought I was ugly until I noticed that /fa/ girls liked me before i dressed better

>>7215528
Last time I had lecture this girl kept asking me if I had Facebook/ instagram/etc etc b.c she wanted to follow me lel

>tfw trying to grow your hair out and at that awkward stage where its too short to style but long and thick to just leave alone

I'm trying a side part but parts of hair always stick up and it looks weird. What do I do?

>>7215728
i gave up trying to grow it up and just got a HY. much easier to rock and it looks better too

>spend an hour getting ready
>leave house
>30 mph winds
>raining

every

fucking

day

>tfw michigan

>tfw grow my beard in solemn acceptance to never finding gf
>tfw qts love it

>>7215226
ahhh goddamn youre beautiful. you should model

>>7215025
>>7215060
>>7214759

motherfucking this

>>7215749
That looks like Taylor Swift

>>7215733
>tfw trying to resist the urge to just get a HY

Ive been watching this film just to keep me motivated. HYs are too overdone anyways, every pleb has them. At the very least Im going to grow out long enough for a young stalin.

>>7215733
>much easier to rock and it looks better too
Denial

>>7215025
>tfw the extent of your game is basically making eye contact and smiling/winking

Ive had a lot more success than I should with this.

>do meth
>acquire aesthetic cheek bones

>>7215366
I know these feels. I'm not a 10/10, but I'm pretty attractive now. But holy shit I was an abomination growing up. I physically cringe at pictures of me even from only two years ago. Those feelings of inadequacy haven't even come close to fading.

>>7215226
The reason you
>look bretty okay in pictures
is because your pictures are all horrendous quality. Holy fuck, can you please either post a proper picture or not at all. Is it that hard?

>>7215834
this

its all oversaturated and shit

he isnt good looking

>>7215226
>>7215251
don't post massively over-saturated, unclear photos or overly flattering photos. it just makes you seem insecure - that's the same shit girls on myspace pull my friend

>>7215528
>Run girl who liked me in highschool at party (she's a year below me, I'm in college and she's a senior now)
>Already on her way to being white girl wasted
>Hovers around me most of the night, we drink together for a while
>She eventually spills about how she found my instagram and, god fucking knows how, my tumblr
>End up getting really drunk and getting with her later that night

I'm still perplexed as to how she found my tumblr. I remember the mention of through some tattoo blog or something, but fuck that's some stellar detective work.

>>7215912
>>7215908
>>7215846
Don't you realize photos are pieces of art? Just like Van Gogh did not paint his own face exactly as seen in the mirror, beither am I taking pictures of myself that look exactly as my mirror image. Plebs.

>>7215912
I remember someone found a #rare pic of me and I have no fucking idea how since I don't have any social networking accounts

Also I think there is a vid of me twerking in heelz on a fetish site out there

>>7215933
>Also I think there is a vid of me twerking in heelz
>me twerking in heelz
>twerking in heelz
>twerking
>z
>twerking
im going to vomit

>tfw yellow skin
>tfw not brown nor white
>tfw just wanna be white
Why was I cursed

>>7215528
>my friend later told me this girl started googling me obsessively after i told she found out that i didn't use FB
man, i fucked this sentence all kinds of up, but you guys got the point

>>7215912
>I'm still perplexed as to how she found my tumblr. I remember the mention of through some tattoo blog or something, but fuck that's some stellar detective work.
ikr? i've really been discounting the stalking skills of plebs
that chick found a police report about something that happened at my house when i was like 12

>>7215972
>that chick found a police report about something that happened at my house when i was like 12
abandon ship

>>7215791
Now this is a recognizable feel.


Still though
>tfw no qt big-hatted gf

>>7215226
Holy shit you have the face shape of a God

>>7215920
That's fair, but you're leading us on by passing it as a sort of tool for us to judge you buy.
You're never going to make it in the art world if no one knows it's art.

>>7215981
it didn't even involve me, so i didn't give a fuck, but i was just surprised to know that stuff like that is available online since it wasn't a news article or anything, it was the police report itself and a transcription of the court hearing

like wtf

>>7210650
>iktf
8)

>tfw at party with friend who said he has slept with 30 women
>flirting with qts all night
>see my friend hu with girl
>take closer look
>a liberal 5/10
So this is what people mean when they say that

>>7216016
one day she's just googling shit about you and finding police reports, the next she's throwing rocks at your windows every day at 4 am because you don't love her and don't want to have 10 kids with her (7 girls 3 boys).

>my 5'6 fat manlet friend with 5/10 face no money, and pleb tastes sleeps with girls every week
>i'm a 6 ft male muddle with money and less pleb tastes, all women turn me down somehow, forever alone virgin.

I've gotten everything from "I just cant see being in a relationship with you anon"
to
"i thought you were gay, you're just too perfect"
to
"you could have anyone u wanted, just not me"

is this the path i've chosen?

>>7216031
Lol, only the losers. I've slept with over a hundred women and they've all been 8+/10. Eighteen of them were virgins, and I know this because I made them bleed onto their sheets.

I guess it helps to be 6'4", have 8.6/10 facial aesthetics, a 9/10 body, an 8.5" cock and a fantastic fashion sense and wardrobe.

>>7216050
>Not wanting to have 10 kids

>>7216072
>wanting to have 10 kids with an insane stalker bitch
come on bre

>that fucking gif
damn negroes

>>7216050
>the next she's throwing rocks at your windows every day at 4 am because you don't love her and don't want to have 10 kids with her (7 girls 3 boys).
both of us are girls, so we definitely can't procreate

pray for me

>>7216078
A-At least an insane stalker bitch won't cheat on you, r-right?

>>7216082
One user masturbated to this post

>>7216082
>both of us are girls, so we definitely can't procreate
This story just got more interesting. They can make babby from bone marrow of 2 women now. Take her now before she goes full yandere on you.

>>7216082
She can 'surprise adopt' kids from poor neighborhoods.

It is the 9th of November, Anno Domini Nostri Iesu Christi 2013, and I will henceforth until the day I die (or I stop being a fuccboi and stop coming to this dump) pray for your safety and soul.

>>7216092
That's a good thing, though she will either kill you or the hot bb grill you see walking down the street with dat ass.

>>7216092
Im scared to know what they used to make that in a prison

>>7216112
needle and ink from a pen

>look at mirror
>feel like shit
>go outside
>feel like shit
You'll cowards don't even feel feels.

>>7216133
>You will cowards do not even feel feels.
>You shall cowards do not even feel feels.

>>7216139
>missing my semi-obscure music references

>>7216139
Will ≠ Shall

>>7216154
>expecting people to know shit music references

>>7216072
>tfw donating sperm and planning to travel the world leaving a string of lovers and illegitimate children behind you

Is this /fa/

>>7216154
here

>>7216183
> shit music references
he quoted viper. i dont see how what you wrote applies.

>>7216183
>Viper
>shit music
Do you even smoke crack?

>>7216208
No.

>>7216215
Coward.

>>7216208
what's up. i don't give a fug

>>7216216
You'll the crackhead here, nerd.

>look in mirror, have this
I'm only 19, too.

>>7216229
Fuck, that's terrifying.

>>7216229
thats just your hairline bro. I have it too and my hair is thick and long as fuck

>>7216237
It's even more horrifying living with it.
I'm going to need surgery ;_;

>>7216229
the fuck is that?

>>7216229
That's not normal? I have something like that too. I thought it always was like this though.

>>7216242
I've never seen another 19 year old with this. It's the same since I was 17 though. So it hasn't moved back over 2 years

>>7216251
It's a bit weird that the middle isn't symmetrical, but other than that it's fine. I'm 19, and mine's like that too.

>>7215965

Yellow > Brown

>>7216229
what are these weird spider webs on under your hairline??

>>7216259
So it's actually receded like 2-3 cm in the corners?

>>7216305
Measuring where my original hairline should be. Each square is 1cmsq.
Images were for elsewhere

>>7214737
I have the same problem. My lab TA complimented me on my "nice" lab notebook, but I was sure they were making fun of my poor handwriting or something. It is a nice notebook.

>>7216251
so what's your game plan when by 23 it's obviously dissipating?

>>7216319
I'm already on the meds, so I hope they work.

>>7216306
I guess.

grow out of puberty OP, it'll be fine.