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>be me
>not in a Halloween mood
>work is having a party tomorrow
>i want to have a good time even though im not in a halloween mood
>literally spend yesterday thinking about what ill be tomorrow
>i know! ill be a jegovah witness.

so i have a white long sleeve button up.
should i wear black shorts or black pants? my black pants are the typical /fa/ skinny black pants with the taper and whatnot.
lost my black tie. i do have suspenders though. is this enough

please /fa/ i need u!!!!!!!!!

>> No.7166915

if youre going to be a basic bitch about it might as well say youre Constantine

>> No.7166954

>>7166915
hmm thank you ill think about it but im black

i believe that if youre going to be a fictional character, you have to at least match the fictional character's skin tone--something i cannot do. if you dont match it then youre sol.

just my $0.02.

>> No.7166963

do black pants, black tie and the book of mormon, and be the guy from the book of mormon

>> No.7166991

>>7166954
do the black guy from Unbreakable. crazy afro and all

>> No.7167001

>>7166991
FUCK

i shaved my head a week ago

>> No.7167003

>>7166898
Short sleeve button up, long pants, fat fucking tie and a bike helmet.

>> No.7167013

>>7167001
Do Morpheus

>> No.7167019

So wait, you're going for the easiest costume possible and you don't even have non-hipster pants? Jesus Christ, might as well just go in your normal clothes and tell everyone you're dressed as an uncreative faggot.

>> No.7167028

>>/cgl/

>> No.7167056
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7167056

Can I be heroin chic for halloween?

>> No.7167084
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7167084

>not going as your hippie-crustpunk friend for halloween

>> No.7167109

>>7167056
I'll punch you square in your nerd face for halloween.

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>>7167109
come at me bruh

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>>7167109
rekt

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>>7167056
Not with that painfully obvious straight ironing.

>#rekt

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7167170

Idk about being a Jehovah witness, but I'm being a ghetto swag fag, with the personality to boot. Maybe you could do it too? It's mad easy, 2XL jersey, basketball shorts under XL gray sweats, flat bill hat, 2 chainz, etc.

It's funny for me, because I'm about as str8edge upper-class white boi as they come so I'm completely out of my element, but people think it's great.

Girls dig it too. You just have to say shit such as "Ehhh gurl, show me dem' titties" or "Gimme dem' digits." And walk with massive swag.

Pic related, it's me.

>> No.7167248

>>7167170
i feel like i would hate your fucking face along with the rest of you

>> No.7167277

>>7167248
lol. Why's that?

>> No.7167291

>>7167170
whats the point of the shorts under the sweats