/fa/ - Fashion

dont be mean

>>7144097
If her face wasn't showing fat her body is probably fucking rad

>>7144099
her face was really skinny

>>7144097
this image cracks me up

>>7144101
Ya there is this girl at the cafe I go to that is like that. She looks thin and wears dresses year round and we were talking about weight and she was like 185 but she looks around 140 and she's like 6 foot.

Chubby girls are getting their makeup and clothes game down

>>7144110
>Chubby girls are getting their makeup and clothes game down
it's an industry who profits off of telling them that being fat is desirable and bodies should be different
>>7144097
>i thought about approaching her and get her to date me and become skinny
not going to work anon
fat girls are fat for a reason

the left pupil is bigger than the right on the bottom pic it's bothering me

>flirt with a girl from Facebook
>meet her in a caffee drinking a tall ass latte
>cute girl easily 7.5/10 or can pass as a 8/10
>Something she says, does or implies completely turns me off
>She doesn't notice that but I get distant from her rest of the date
>We end up fucking anyway
>She tells "I love you" in the second fuck
>mfw I break up with her after that

EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

>>7144102
Shush, your new is showing.

>>7144154
i'm on 4chan for 3 years every day and i still laugh at that guy

>see 9/10 andro qt3.14 guy on subway
>moves to gets off on the same stop as me
>omg does he go to my uni
>he stands up
>5'4" manlet
>tfw

>>7144716
>tfw I probably am that guy

>>7144097

>meet chicks in hostel bar
>go out at 12
>go home at 12.30
>fuck
>goodbye next morning
>never see again

Good times living on a tropical island with shitloads of young tourists.

>>7144110
why would it matter how much she weighs if she looks thin? autism detected

>>7144141
You broke her heart, Anon.

>>7144750
where2c life anon?

I thought I was on /r9k/ for a second....

1. This belongs on r9k or fit at the least
2. She would have left you long before she became a 10 because 10s don't date 4s
let's be honest actually
he probably wouldnt date you as she is

>cute guy on bus 10/10 husband material
>we both get off the same stop
>mfw he is shorter than me

>>7144716
>>7144833
why u gotta be like that

>>7144841
do u lurk /tv/?

>>7144856
yes

bump

>>7144141
>this happened

>be a chef
>morning shift, baking some bread
>dough all over my hands
>the most qt girl i have ever laid my eyes on walks in the kitchen
>she's a new waitress
>comes to shake my hand
>"my hands are dirty" while i'm grinning like an absolute tool, cause she was so pretty
>she looks at me with this sly smile and just says "so am i"
>we shake hands

i'd really like to ask her out, but you don't date your workmates.

>>7145395
She wants the baguette.

>>7145395
>you don't date your workmates
what
if so pls link her fb or something

>>7145395
Just do it mate, it's not like waitressing is a long-term, set for life, career-path.

>>7145405
Did not expect to spit all over my screen browsing /fa/

>>7145405

>>7144833
>>7144716

im 6'3 and you qt grills on the bus and train still never try and talk to me

so fuck off and stop complaining

>>7144097

Bitches be crazy
>10/10 Housemate throws a party
>End up with another 10/10 in my bed
>Been in my room for ages and half way through fucking her
>My housemate comes in
>We stop fucking and this girl gets on top of me whilst my housemate walks over
>They have a little kiss and then she gets in with us
>Starting off with threeway kissing whilst they rub my cock, I adjust my position to fuck the girl I'd already started on
>Giving my housemate attention while I get back on top of this girl
>Start fucking the chick while I touch and kiss my housemate
>I can tell my housemate wants it in her because she keeps grabbing at my cock
>Pull out to switch girls, slide it in her
>She let me do it but once it's done she freaks out and starts giving me a lecture on why we can't fuck because we live together and shit will get awkward
Bitch don't kill my vibe
>I tell her to leave because she doesn't shut up
>Fuck her friend who didn't seem to give a shit about what just happened
>Sleep
>Next morning, everyone has gone
>Walk the girl to the door and get her number
>As I close the door my housemate walks down the stairs
>We both say good morning and head to the kitchen together
>Make breakfast in silence
>Eat breakfast in silence
Shit got awkward
>Saturday night and we both get in after hanging with different people all day
>I actually didn't think anything of it at the time but when we saw each other I started up a conversation
>Sit down with our dinners and put on the Notebook I soon remember the awkward morning
>We're both still chatting so I forget it again
>Film is near the end, she has been getting closer to me throughout and I've been noticing
>I tried to hold it back but I eventually just gave in and took her to the bedroom
>We fuck
>Sunday morning, she's not in
>Send her a quick text saying I'm going for a run
>Get back an hour later to find her waiting by the door
>Starts to lecture me on why we can't sleep together, we fuck on the stairs
We now fuck on the the regular

>>7146138

disgusting

why do you like her so much sieg?

>>7146138

>>7146143
>>7146138
You have very low standards mate

>>7146141
nice hair/eye contrast
with pale skin

random /soc/ visitor
then she posted..>>7146143

puke

>>7146143
lol sieg nigga wtf

truly your 8 degrees could get you better than this bunk ass bitch

>>7146140
interestin

>>7146155

she is ugly as fuck in the first pic

and obviously fat because of the super close up

>>7145739


yes it can be.

>>7146131
you're probably ugly or fat

>>7146143
Wouldn't bang, and I fuck everyone.

>>7146181

neither m8

catch girls mirin all the time but they are always too shy to do anything and i am too autistic to do anything

>>7146166
yeah butthe leggings, ugs and the tight shirt
this bitch is showing off every roll she has..

>>7146184

>you would fuck everyone given the chance

>>7146181
Yo dude, most girls like a bit of fat on their men. I know it sounds weird but I've lived with a lot of women and they always want me to put on weight even though I'm built. Don't get me wrong, there are a lot of girls who prefer skinny guys but I do think the majority of them prefer a larger feller.

>>7146190
lmao ok I belive you anon

>>7145395
>you don't date your workmates.
uhhhhhh fuck THAT

>>7146200
Yeah, thanks for correcting me. I was known in my hometown for fucking so many butters girls but I guess my standards have improved since then, thinking back I had worse.

>>7146207

dont be mad because no girls ever check you out anon

>>7144154
>>7144160
>appreciating and recognizing the nuances of dry humor
>new

>>7146140
you're a lying piece of shit. the fact that you seem there's loads of 10s just wandering around confirms this.

>implying any friendship group has 2 10/10's. faggot

>>7145395
>"my hands are dirty

>>7146215
not that guy but when I was 18 I dated a girl I worked with at a restaurant. we were both waiters and had to work closely in the team so we went out got together early on in the summer. I got drunk one night soon after and stupidly slept with another girl. word got round so she broke up with me. we had to work together for several months, I used up all my sick days so fast but couldn't give up the job.

>>7146238
There were about 20 girls in the group, I'd rate 3 of them 10/10s and probably like half of them 4 or 5/10s. Of course I can't prove it's true but your post is illogical anyway.

>>7145395
Give her the andouille.

>>7146262
that just confirms your plebby standards. there's probably only 3 10s in the whole world. be a bit of a coincidence if they all ended up at your shitty party.

>>7146215
>>7145739

did y'all fools never heard about the don't shit were ya eat rule.

i mean i would never ever in my whole life date someone that was in the same class / workplace, cause after a while it yust get totally
akward.

>>7144716
>androgynous
>tall

pick one.

>>7146281
I think you're gay mate

>>7146203
this is because they are insecure about their own weight, they don't actually want fat guys

>>7146311
>not setting standards to an actual bell curve
>being an idiot

>>7146203
They try to sabotage so they they have more power in the relationship because they're insecure. If you look that good then they think you could cop another girl in a heartbeat so they try to bring your sex appeal down lower than their own so they can own you.

>>7146372
This seems to stroke with my experience with relationships.

>>7146190
Iktf

I'm only 7/10 though. And when they approach me directly I almost have a panic attack.

when I'm drunk I'm mad social but I don't like to do it because it's bad for my body that I work hard for that makes me more attractive in the first place

I love Dennis.

>see cute girl on OKC
>has a 10/10 cute face which makes me insta horny
>think she is only chubby but actually is fat
>can't resist and still go out with her
>realize she has daddy issues
>play hot & cold
>we fuck on the 3rd date
>I continue to treat her bad, make her cry etc.
>she always runs back to me
>feel bad and end it up
>she deletes me from everything
>after a month I realize I've made a mistake
>message her and tell her I'm sorry etc.
>she tells me to go to hell
>after 2 months she messages me out of the random and says she hates me
>adds me again on everything
>we continue talking even though she always puts me down
>at the moment I'm seeing this other girl who adores me and is average
>still I want to get back with this fat chick with a cute face

What is wrong with me ?

tfw girl with a nice face but fat body

>>7146426
Losing weight is very easy if you actually want to. I have lost 30 pounds in two months eating pizza and burgers. I just eat less and work out every day.

at 210lbs I would eat a large pizza for lunch with a 32oz soda

now I eat a slice with water for lunch

>>7146426
the thing is, you can work on your body but not your face (much)

>>7146442
And for the burgers I skip the fries and the soda and get a single rather than a double. I can't even finish a soda without feeling a little sick now.

>>7146442
>>7146444
lmao I was talking about another girl not myself
fucking context meanings

>>7146426
How is that a problem?
Step 1. Work out
Step 2. Be hot after working out
Step 3. Female privilege ensures you're set for life as long as you marry within your sexual market peak value years

>>7146456
You missed your chance to do that after post 10.

>>7144160

3 years on 4chan? That's new.

Try being here since 2004 you retarded cuntmuscle.

>meet heroincore qt at party and get her number
>talk all night but never hook up or anything
>will probably never see her again

>>7146886

Agreed, new people on 4chan are stupid.

>>7146886
you wasted more time here than everyone else. good job.

>>7146902

Keep telling yourself that, fucknugget.

>>7146902

You don't belong here.

>>7146909
but i'm right. this is not like claiming you're done kung fu since '04. i love being on 4chan but come one. there is nothing resourceful bout any of this.

>>7146886
>>7146909
i can tell by your language
you're the kind of person who goes to anime conventions and screams shit about mudkips like this retard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S5VpDw77Zo

>>7146917

Not him, but by being here for that long he's probably an expert on more things than most of his irl friends if he's browsed a variety of boards over the years.

I've been here since '05 and I know more shit than any of my friends. Before you give me

>but knowledge is overrated

I'm here to tell you it's not. Most people consume disposable media day in day out as a form of escapism, while I've spent my time here learning new things I wouldn't have otherwise. That's because I spend my time in various boards here.

>>7146934
>by being here for that long he's probably an expert on more things than most of his irl friends if he's browsed a variety of boards over the years.
that's a sign of autism

>>7146924

Didn't watch your shitty video, but I imagine you think I'm some obnoxious moron. Newsflash, I'm not. I just hate when people post stupid shit on 4chan.

And who fucking shares their lives like an open book irl? I keep my rl business and my online persona apart, like anyone should.

>>7146934
>I've been here since '05 and I know more shit than any of my friends. Before you give me
like what? you could have spent that time at a proper school

>>7146934
>>but knowledge is overrated
why the fuck would i say that ? all 4chan has ever done to me is make me an elitist asshole who thinks he's superior to others based on his pysique, taste in music and how he dresses.

>>7146944

Are you fucking retarded? When did I imply I spent my entire free time here? I've graduated, created a passive income generator in the form of an amazon associate site and live a comfortable life. Instead of posting on facebook or watching the latest HBO garbage I come to 4chan however, since '05. How is that a crime?

>>7146940

>complaining autism
>on 4chan of all places

Don't know about you, but I'd rather be autistic on knowledge that wouldn't be able to be found elsewhere because of how politically incorrect conversations are discouraged in public.

You can go back to reddit though, we need less casuals on /fa/

>>7146956

Elitism here is justified, considering once you leave 4chan everyone irl is a casual who never give it any effort because of "muh responsibilities"

>>7146954
why are you swearing so much?

>>7146983

#REKT

>>7146983
>>7147004
nice samefag

>>7147008

Forgot to eat my mandatory Sunday donut for today anon. I'm better.

>>7146970
you're just friends with retards

>>7147008
>>7147015
>>7147031
>>7147004
>>7147015


Samefag

>>7147037

4chan is filled with retards lately. Why couldn't they stay in rebbit?

>>7147044
>lately

>>7147050

Lately as in the last 5 years.

>>7146411
lol you got bitch logic man, you only want her because now she is acting like she doesn't want you.

>>7147074

Yeah, but I don't care what you think.

>>7147081
Not judging and i mean woman logic when I say bitch logic. You asked what is wrong with you and I was just saying I hope you realize you only want her now because she is pretending she doesn't need you. Though I now realize that is apparent and you were more lamenting your inability to avoid the situation even though you understand it.

>>7147090

Are you black by any chance?

>>7147074
>>7147081
>>7147090

Nice samefag.

>>7147095
About as white as possible though I got an A in african american studies class.

>>7147117

That explains a lot actually.

>>7147114
not sure why i would lol

arent you supposed to samefag to make yourself look cooler or something not just argue with yourself like a schizoid fuck?

>>7147125
His choice of words doesn't affect the truth behind them though

>>7147125
I don't get it.

>>7147164

I didn't expect you to.

>>7147169
Enlighten a brotha (now im only having a laugh if thats ok massa)

>>7147176

A cat can't teach a mouse how to run anon, you all people know that.

>>7147212
and platitudes cant teach a man to fish

>>7146140
word

>>7144141
Man how do i approach a girl on fb that ive never talked to before

it is real easy for me to talk to girls in public but online they never write me back it's frustrating because im out of options in my town so i have to resort to fb

>>7147275
look at interests
look if u share same interests
talk about interests
voila u made it in her social circle

keep it, it's all yours friend.

>>7145405
sacré bleu, mes côtés