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Am i already too muscular for /fa/

>> No.7138656
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>>7138639
you look good.
Honest question though, would you fuck me?
i always get turned down by guys like you

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7138665

This shit was just on /sp/. :3

>> No.7138670

>>7138656
what a convincing filename, anon

>> No.7138673

>>7138639
i think you can pull off worker-core or menswear dadcore, youve got a good build
>>7138656
lmao nobody wants to fuck a whale they probably cant even find ur vagina lmaoooo

>> No.7138682

>>7138639
post full body, don't hide your t-rex legs

>> No.7138683
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7138683

>>7138673
no seriously though, would you?
I'm not even fat. People keep calling me ugly on here and it's getting to me. Repost from an old WAYWT.

>> No.7138714

>>7138683
you can sit on my face

>> No.7138764

>>7138683

Seriously, you have to be trolling if someone was that dumb, I mean come on lol

>> No.7138776

>>7138656
Id fuck you but you look really basic and your need for approval is a turn off.

>> No.7138910

>>7138683
why are you even posting here
only skeletoncore is accepted

>> No.7138929

>>7138683
i would fuck her but my standards are incredibly low
a random girl on the street said i'm really good looking for no reason
yet i hate myself
fuck ;_;

>> No.7138937

>>7138929
iktf
>nice hair yawn
>u look good in all black yawn
>nice jacket yawn
>looking sexy 2day yawn
>YAWN UR FIT
still feel like shit but i act confident anyway cuz its better than moping around

>> No.7138994

>>7138683
If I saw you, I would not talk to you unless you have a great personality or something.

You're right on the edge of being cute, just not quite there.

You're not hot.

>> No.7139297

>>7138994
itt: virgins pretending to be alphas on the internet

>> No.7139303

>>7139297
what the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch...

>> No.7139340

>>7138656
>being this desperate

>> No.7139350

>>7139297
m8 do u want a clop in da gobba ya cheeky cant

>> No.7139361
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7139361

>be a depressed high schooler loner
>start lifting because I wanna be strong
>also start lurking /fa/
>become ottermode twink
>high school girls wet everywhere
>start losing hair and start becoming too swole
>high school ends
>become ugly swole babbyfaced manlet with hairline like dracula
>bitches not so wet anymore
>what have I done to my body

>> No.7139372

>>7138937
>i act confident anyway cuz its better than moping around

Iktf.
Fake it till you make it bruh.

>> No.7139393 [DELETED] 
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7139393

still skinnyfat over here. we /soc/ now?

>> No.7139402

>>7139361
Why did you keep progressing?

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7139406

>>7139361

>start becoming too swole

i bet youre still DYEL

>> No.7139416

>>7138683
>>7138656

still skinny fat. get into /fit/mode and I'll fuck you (not op but /fa/ says I'm good looking and I'm as big as OP but bigger chest) no pics because uni

>> No.7139418

>>7138683

give my your skype girl and ill fuck you

>> No.7139442

>>7139402
Motivated by chinese cartoons I wanted to be the strongest.
>>7139406
soon I will be glorious skeleton mode

>> No.7139445

>>7139393
those legs are disgusting

>> No.7139481

>>7139393
no you're just fat

if you don't have a pronounced thigh gap don't call yourself skinnyfat

>> No.7139491

>>7139481

lol

>> No.7139526

>>7138683
I'd fuck you, women aren't supposed to look like fashion models (which are meant to basically be living clothes hangers). You're body is around the average size and I like it that way.

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>>7138656
>>7138683
> PRODIGY will never come back to /fa/

>> No.7139914

>>7139779
good.

>> No.7140799

>>7138683
you look good girl

>> No.7140836
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7140836

>tfw no steeve reeves v-shape body

>> No.7140964

>>7140836
whoa

>> No.7141214

>>7138683
No, you nasty fat attention whore. I WOULDN'T fuck you. Starve yourself.

>> No.7143136

>>7138656
>>7138683
WHY why?

also cant believe these fools actually think that's me posting such desperate sounding shit...hope you know I would attn. whore way better and WITH confidence thankyou

>> No.7143141

>>7143136
are you trolling with that last fit ?
is there something wrong with you mentally irl?

>> No.7143158

>>7143141
those were pjs...and yes you could say I was trolling.

and yes I have mental problems.

lastly, to be completely honest, its getting quite old arguing/exchanging insults w/you so im gonna stop. youre welcome to continue if it makes you feel better, but incase youre wondering why im not longer a bitch to you its bc im bored w/it and id rather be friendly, so (as poet would say) I extend an olive branch to you Sieg.

>> No.7143172

>>7140836
that's disgusting, his muscles make him look like he has pectus excavatum

>> No.7143183

>>7140836
hnnggg

>> No.7143190

>>7143158
>tfw seig gets pissed off because there isn't actually olives on the branch and he craves more food.

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7143200

>>7138639
apparently so since /fa thinks this is too big also

>> No.7143209

>>7143158
why not just sleep naked at that point?

not like you have the body where you need to wear a bra to bed.

you just look like you're about to work for a cam site that specializes in per-pubescent girls that have old woman turkey neck

>> No.7143212

>>7143190
tfw Sieg is confused bc someones actually being mature and nice to him so he doesn't know how to react

>> No.7143220

>>7143212
nvm I take it back....

>>7143209
that's more like the Sieg ive come to know

Sieg you can dis me all you want...but the sad thing is youll never be w/any girl that's more attractive than me so what do you think that says about you...and damn you for sucking me into an argument

>> No.7143221

>>7143200
what size is your chest

>> No.7143231
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7143231

>>7143209
lets see a current headshot of you and let anons judge of whose the uglier one

>> No.7143226

>>7143200

it really is, though. your lats are so much wider than your hips, it looks funny

>> No.7143235

>>7143200
boy you look good boy. /fa/ doesn't know shit xept how to insult people they are threatened by

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7143236

>>7143231
qt3.14

>> No.7143238

>>7143231
You look way healthier than the beginning of this year

Congrats

>> No.7143239

>>7143212
actually im nice to several people on here...
i just don't have an ounce of respect for you, nor do i really care about how you act towards me or anyone else.

To be 100% honest i fuck around with you, beuase i really don't think you have the upbringing or the manners to take a serious interest in fashion outside of off brand revealing night club wear...

>> No.7143255

>>7143231
like a regular person like I wouldn't even notice your face if I made small talk while buying popcorn from you at the movies
like 5/10? idk maybe 6?

>> No.7143257

>>7143221
dont know
>>7143226
i guess
>>7143235
thanks although i dont see why people would feel threatened by a random anon

>> No.7143259

>>7143231
you're at home on a halloween party night?

what are you, some sort of loser? can't find the right slutty outfit?

>> No.7143267

>>7143236
>>7143238
thx. probly bc I stopped binge drinking

>>7143239
you have me all figured out dontcha? thanks for the chuckles. also im sorry your luck w/females is so shitty, all that rejection I guess I don't blame you for being so hateful, nonetheless this sort of attitude will not help your situation :) please try to love yourself a lil more sieg, that is a necessary step you must make toward healthy rels

>> No.7143268

>>7143255
damn, never though i would see you here again.
how have you been in the last 3-4 years?

>> No.7143272

>>7143267
opinion on no fap? i broke my no fap of 2 days b/c u posted

>> No.7143275

>>7138656
Thirsty ass ho.

>> No.7143273

i only liked prodigy for her drawings and she only had like 2 of them

>> No.7143279

>>7143267
>you have me all figured out dontcha?
i honestly don't are if i do or don't.

i don't know what you want to hear...i', sorry i don't give a shit about you or your opinions?

i don't hate women, no idea where you got that from

>> No.7143277

>>7143172
Not his muscles, just the pose.

>> No.7143280

>>7143267
man you hounded this thread.... the first to respond. I'm guessing you're really looking for a guy who ripped as hell... probably your fancy.

Hmm the only thing that's bothering me is the inherent need for approval.

remember looks isn't everything. But you who are as a person is more important (· o ·)ノ

>> No.7143285

>>7143231

You're pretty but way too into yourself, even for /fa/, and you seem to need external sources of approval to gain self esteem. Very unattractive qualities.

>> No.7143286

>>7143259
not any more of a loser than you anon.
im taking it easy nowaways, I went out for some drinks and was home by midnight. ive cut back on my partying a lot im getting too old for that shit, I only go to a party if its hella good. other than that I go to more dinner-parties.

>> No.7143296

>>7143279

Man criticises women = misogyny.

Didn't you know?

>> No.7143294

>>7143268
thats a long time
I was someone's uh sort of like a step dad I guess for awhile, slummed around in montreal, greece and helsinki
I still tend to date crazy

>> No.7143298

>>7143272
lol wtf. err im flattered....but whats up w/ "no fap"? why? new trend some troll started?

>> No.7143311

>>7143280
dude...are you guys blind or just don't want to face reality bc posts that were made by ME start here >>7143136
idk who posted as prodigy before then but def wasn't me im not that fucking desperate

>> No.7143312

man this sieg guy is cool i wish he posted more often
>shut up dude you're embarrassing yourself

>> No.7143313

>>7143286
alright I don't know your personality so I can;t reflect any criticisms there.

Just based off 3 pictures, here is some things I'll say.

Your eyes are pretty. Extremely pretty.

Smile more. your fucking mouth is just a line and probably straighter than my ruler I have,

Well

>> No.7143317

>>7143298
>"no fap"?
it makes your hair and skin look better

>> No.7143323

>>7143311
sorry I'm just a passerbyer. All i know is seig and some jacked up guy here. Also some random ass girl.

>> No.7143325

>>7143285
are you crazy, crazy? you think I come here for approval considering 99% of the responses I get are nasty comments the polar opposite of approval?....youre either slow as fuck or just don't pay attn

>> No.7143332

>>7143325

I'm basing that statement on your posts ITT (the ones that are actually you). I have no idea who you are.

If that's true, then why do you keep coming back? You gain something here.

>> No.7143341

>>7143158
>mental problems
seriously or sarcastically?

>>7143325
it really sounds like you're made. don't take this site too seriously. You really sound like you're fucking get polyps in you intestine....

building up your esteem is tough, and it's easy to break. But with all honesty you're decent looking. don't stress yourself out.

>> No.7143346

>>7143332
one does not leave 4chan. there quite nothing like a band of outsiders all in one location

>> No.7143350

>>7143341
A girl that used to binge drink in a room alone and make weird rants on the fashion section of an anime image board - yeah, something might be going on...

nothing against you, prodigy - you're clearly doing better

>> No.7143351

>>7143332
same reason youre here - kills boredom. also im an insomniac so I have more free time to kill while normal people sleep

>> No.7143360

>>7143317
>>7143317
that's not true, but it does have its benefits.
there have actually been tons of studies about it, but the results tend to conflict from study to study.

what's really bad is watching a lot of porn, which science has proven does negatively affect a man's sexual performance and drive.

i bet you'll notice a positive change if you stop fapping after about a week.
it's like your dick and brain finally think as one, and you become more "natural" with women. it's like a more natural desperation, or something, compared to your stupid emotional desperation.

>> No.7143379

somebody post that pic of sieg he posted a few days ago...he was in that one weird ass neiman marcus jacket that randomly had a patch on it saying " moncler" on it lol

>> No.7143382

>>7143351
girl... you need to set you life straight. You're pretty enough to really have fun. What's really causing a problem? Something stressing you out? etc etc.

Anyone who comes to 4chan has problems, me included. Shits been more addicting than cigs...

>> No.7143386

>>7143350
HEY...as much as I hate looking weak as I get defensive...this all started bc of a research assignment for work (true story), other than that I wouldn't have known 4chan existed...my bf was out of town for several weeks so I was lonely getting drunk by myself actin afool....after finishing the assgn I cont to come, not as often, but obv still here once in a while....I like this place bc you can be inappropriate, even racist, say anything w/out repercussions

also lets face it only a small part of 4chan is actually anime crap

>> No.7143388

>>7143379
oh like a old navy t shirt with a supreme path on the middle?

oh god..

oh and fuck monclur

>> No.7143400

>>7143386
damn.... reading what you write... you're really one emotional person.... and don't take offense, I'm just observing

>> No.7143398

>>7143386
We faced it

>> No.7143406

>>7143382
lol youre funny...are you implying ability to have fun is related to physical attractiveness?

also ive mentioned already (and itl once again be used against me repeatedly) I have issues w/partying...too much...I go big or go home...and at this point I found its better to go home more than go big...drug abuse/addiction is no joke...I have too much to lose it took almost ruining my whole life to realize I need to simma down

>> No.7143411

>>7143360
Hmm I heard showering less frequently and with cold water, not hot, actually helps with hair and skin. The less you shower, the less your skin gets dry, so the less work your body has to pump out oils. And yeah my hair seems to look nicer when I don't shampoo it (rinse throughly with water though).

And the smell? well I can't be the judge of that, but since I'm asian I don't smell at all unless I eat some foul ass fermented bean soup

>> No.7143412

>>7143400
dramatic, which is where the lust for attnetion stems from.
>>7143379
moncler is a brand of down filled coat
i no longer own it, donated it to one of those Goodwill containers near the grocery store.

i still have the edwins NWT in a box in the closet

i'll sell it here one day

>> No.7143422

>>7143412
>donated
I believe that. recently some lady gave me 1000 dollar worth of clothing.... DKNY jacket, brand jeans, etc.

>>7143406
fun as in the opposite of partying like a coke whore and crashing to realize you're fucking up your life.

>> No.7143424

>>7143412
not going to read through all this shit but until you post a face pic u cant be dissin. pussy faggot

>> No.7143427

>>7143379
yes please this..

>> No.7143436

>>7143424
I'm one dashing motherfucker. however i have an issue... stress from school cripples me as an individual... failing classes left and right due to the requirement of memorizing a textbook of micro-organisms and the effective route and drug therapy in matter of weeks.

>that moment when people were passing around my picture :\


>>7143427
god damn your fucking eyes are prettttttttttttttty

>> No.7143439

>>7143412
cmon sieg i know you have prettier eyes. no homo lmaoooooo.

>> No.7143448

>>7143436
u cant memorize textbook shit in weeks? lol theres no hope for you dummy

>> No.7143445

>>7143422
donating a jacket to goodwill, that i have never worn, so that someone else an have it free, who needs it in this old winter, and getting a return next year so i can buy something for my fish tank...i don't see any holes in this plan..

>> No.7143452

>>7143445
>fish tank

nig i have a fish tank too. Man I don't know how I did it but I've turned my fishes into dogs. they fucking respond and play with my finger

>> No.7143456

>>7143448
>weeks
sorry. A week. 7 days. 1000+ pages. Failing. Commuting. Recipe for disaster.

>> No.7143454

>>7138656
lmao thirsty ass bitch
#smh

>> No.7143461

>>7143454
I'll answer this prodigy since you're awfully stressed.

It's a fake. I thought she was one thirsty whore too.
But apparent;y it's just minus the thirsty

>> No.7143472

>>7143360
hah this sounds a lot like the "no poo" troll...whats next? not bathing makes your dick grow bigger?

>>7143436
thank you :) will you post a pic pls id like to see your dashing looks

>> No.7143473

>>7143452
what do you keep?
yeah they tend to recognize you if you feed them everyday.

my african greys however, do recognize me, they just like to bit which sucks haha

african greys are hella cheap though, it's alot upfront ($3500 cage, $6000 in birds for breeding conga pair shipped, and breeder box) but all they really need are penuts and grapes to be happy

>> No.7143491

>>7143445
this confuses me. you constantly pick on people for being poor while relying on tax returns for pet purchases? makes perfect sense

ALSO for the love of god SOMEONE PLEASE POST SIEG's MOST RECENT PIC

>> No.7143490

>>7143472


>>7143473
we used to have salt water fish and they barely interacted with us. The fucking clown fish we had gotten killed fucking all the fishes exact the newer florida tomato clown fish we added. Fuck the crayfish from day 2 1 arm went day 2 floating antenna... We didn't take care of the tank one day and all the fish died and over run by worms. Fucking creepy as fuck .... tank full of worms and we kept it for a while.


Now forward to today...bought a small tank, freshwater. I bought the 10 cent food fish that you're supposed to use as food for animals? Well out of 11 (1 dollar), 1 of them survived and is fucking huge.... He's pretty much the alpha fish of a group of 4 other fishes (looks like gold fish with dual tail). Yeah I put my finger in it and the swim around it. They follow my face and know that a tap means food. The weirdest fucking shit ever

>> No.7143495

>>7143472
just imagine a man let sized asian. but this this particular asian you'll do a double take because he's different. You're not sure why you took a double take but you did. He makes eye contact with you. and after that 5 second he walks away.

Possibly if you're around nyc you'll catch me. Hell I even met my favorite author in the subway, but I didm't know it at the moment :(.

>> No.7143498

I wish I had OP's body but I'm a skinnyfat 5'7 manlet
I'm working to get #thicc and strong with SS and all because I'm top heavy, but I'll always be a manlet
Whatever I'm making $$ so I can still get my animus and my waifu is a nip and they're midgets so I'm a giant for her and I'll be good looking (compared to her pleb friends) so I think she's getting a lot out of me.

>> No.7143500

>>7143473
woah I would've never taken you for a bird person. makes sense I guess cuz you are kinda creepy. aren't African greys rated #1 in talking ability

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>>7143491
this is how i assume seig to look like

>>7143498
niggaa I wished I was taller. I wished I was smarter. I wished I lived near campus, I wish my dog wash;t blind.

we can't get what we want and we make do with what we have. Being a man let isn;t a bad thing. Just be you. you can't beat them in height, but don't even look at it as a competition.

>> No.7143502

>>7143490
fan worms are actually beneficial

actually if your live rock has a fuck load of the white ones you can get like $5/lbs for it

little more if you get the red ones, and the little crill looking guys. it means you had decent water

just have to get sponges on the intake of your sump pump or else the worms burn your motor out.

yeah, clown fish are kind of shitty decorative fish

all they do is hide near your aneomes or coral frags all day.

yeah the feeder fish for the oscars haha
those common goldfish get fucking huge bro

if you're not careful they'll breed and you'll have like 15 pond fish that you'd have to keep in a swimming pool in like 5 years but most die so you're good

>> No.7143508

>>7143502
I think our clownfish ate our sea aneome.... dude... back then out clown fish was the only fucking fish freely swimming while all the other fish hid and disappeared. fuck our tank was never really active due to that motherfucker....

>> No.7143514

>>7143472
>not bathing makes your dick grow bigger?
that's what i've been working on. it's been four months.

>> No.7143516

>>7143502
nah i think it was parasitic worms. it was really creepy.

>> No.7143517

>>7143411
yea that's true about cold showers. im about that life.

>> No.7143524

>>7143503
yeah but you can do something about all those except the blind dog and even then if you really want you can put it to sleep
i'm short forever, but yeah i agree i'm not dwelling it as much anymore i'm feeling better cuz i can get money and i'll lose the skinnyfag slowly :^(

>> No.7143519

>>7143473
birds.

Yo can you have a bird cage left outside? I mean during the winter or rainstorm , preferably not, but can you during the summer?

>> No.7143521

>>7143508
yeah pairing fish in a SW tank is a bitch

dude, i can't stand the smell of a SW tank. when i had mine setup nobody fucking told me that shit stinks to high heaven. especially if you neglect the protein skimmer, fuck.

i kind of pulled out of salt, and now im really into those pico aquascapes.

i actually attend the SCAPE meetings from time to time. or if you're out in socal, might find me at one of the cal guns meet ups

pretty badass, bbq and fire off assault rifles at a free range day

only problem is asshole machoman cops come around and make sure your shit is legit, even if they're off duty

>> No.7143529

>>7143519
nah they'll get sick

but my garage is climate controlled (meant for storing cars long term) so i just put them in there and shit.

i also have a small tv in there and shit too so if im working on a car or sanding a vintage eames chair, i can watch re-run of breaking bad or whatever the fuck lol

also if they start screaming at night, you can just turn a tv on and they'll just like mimic the lines and shit

>> No.7143530

>>7143521
YAYAYAYYAYA THE FUCKING SMELL. FUCK THAT SHIT. THE SALT CRUST ON THE PUMPS, TANK, AND PIPE,


cal guns? california? man I'm on the other side if so.. nyc. and I'd love to fucking hang out with w.e people but right now school is crippling.... i'm really procrastinating..

>> No.7143533

>>7143514
you don't need to do all that your dick is big nuff as it is...you don't wanna be literally tearing that pussy up.

whats the dilly w/ the tripswitch?

>> No.7143537

>>7143524
no the thing is... he's fucking healthy. When he knows I'm near by, he fucking runs and jumps and shit. No dog at the age of 15-16, if under pain, should be running and jumping.

He's mastered his sense of smell in that he can navigate to his feeding area and home. But we keep him leashed for his own good (One time walked outside on his own, lost him, found him sitting perfectly in the middle of the road.)

>> No.7143544

>>7143533
because this name is a classic and was the pinnacle of /fa/.

it's been so boring here recently and then poet quit which left me as the only good trip so i switched to a throw back.

>> No.7143545

>>7143529
I c well... I'll look into that when I have time and down with school.

>>7143514
unless you have a girl whose bag is deeper than the grand canyon, an average dick size should please her. Foreplay. Lots of it. Slow and steady wins the race. If self conscious about dick size, play in the dark or blind fold her ass

>> No.7143547

>>7143529
if its dark birds don't scream they go to sleep...if its not dark enough put a blanket over the cage and they'll go to sleep...also whats the point of having a super intelligent exotic bird if youre gonna keep it in the garage, isolated and alone? poor bird

>> No.7143548

>>7143530
yeah dude, pretty much everything under the display tank is like a wasteland.

and it's not like you can reuse salt water in aquaponics or anything for food like with a large freshwater tank

yeah, calguns, they do some work up in NYC too. pretty much any state that tries to take any power from the 2nd ammend calguns, or arfcom probably has a member there defending it under the NRA

and we need more gun owners in this country, so we're always introducing newbies and such

random acts of kindness threads (ROAK) some dudes might even help you build your first AR if you want the help too

>> No.7143554

>>7143544
poet quit?

>>7143545
lol this guy giving Mario advice on dating&sex

>> No.7143562

>>7143537
>no the thing is... he's fucking healthy. When he knows I'm near by, he fucking runs and jumps and shit. No dog at the age of 15-16, if under pain, should be running and jumping.
>He's mastered his sense of smell in that he can navigate to his feeding area and home. But we keep him leashed for his own good (One time walked outside on his own, lost him, found him sitting perfectly in the middle of the road.)
what a fucking badass
you should be proud of that doge :'^)

>> No.7143563

>>7143548
well I do want to own a fire arm, but possibly get rid of it when I get a child (Probably not for a loooong time.) Hell my boss is this petite girl who is trying to get a firearm permit in ny.


>>7143554
Again I'm a passerbyer. Who is this mario? I know seig from the lurks.

also i know this isn't sic but take a proper picture of you smiling.

Also no. :)

>> No.7143569

>>7143545
i was kidding but still, good advice.

>>7143554
yea i'll find the thread where he quit. he claims he isn't still browsing, but i have to doubt that. nobody can post on 4chan for that long and just walk away.

>>7143563
>Who is this mario?
to quote the words of a young Squadda B
"i'm official, bitch."

>> No.7143567

>>7143562
nigga.... story time.

I went to texas in 4th grade. We get a call saying he ran away. Fucking brother didn't leash him. Dad couldn't find him after 2 days and gave up.

He came back to our front door on the 3rd day, all black (he's a maltese poodle mix). Dude.... wtf. Man I wished we had a camera on him to see what he did for those days he was missing.

>> No.7143575

>>7143562
oh and at age 13 with no teeth and slightly going blind, get pulls bitches who crouch down to pet him. "Oh you have a cute puppy."

Age 13 and still bags the bitches.

>> No.7143581

>>7143563
you don't need a permit man. you go and just buy one as long as you're a citizen, dual citizenship counts too. unless she wants to conceal carry, then i wish her luck with that. Very difficult to CC in a lib state.

also, theree is no reason not to have a good, scrath that GREAT gun safe.

if it's between a god tier fun (noveske gen 2 lower in .300 AAC blackout) or a low end gun (DPMS m4 spec out) and a great safe....go for the low end gun

especially with kids

i even keep some petty cash in there (no more than $20k) and a few ounces of gold (japanese emperor coins, nothing special) and higher end watches.

so it's not like its only for guns ya know?

>> No.7143584

>>7143569
LOL I read it as Yo Gabba Gabba.

still both ways, you're legit.

>> No.7143594

>>7143567
>>7143575
;_;7
>YOU WILL NEVER BE AS ALPHA AS THIS DOG

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>>7143554
http://fuuka.warosu.org/fa/thread/S7124759#p7127739

>> No.7143603

>>7143581
she does;t have the time cuz of work.

Eh again I'm just a student and a gun is like a girlfriend... a responsbility. and right now, I want less responsibility, fucking school stresses me out in that were professionals who can kill patients... and need to act properly and shit.


>>7143594
thats why I don't put him to sleep. He's going to live a good life and he love his ear scratches. Hell I'm like ecstasy to him. He smells me and goes into some euphoric doll mode.

>>7143554
Hey I was talking to you. don't be ignoring me.

>> No.7143609

>>7143602
he should post on SZ
the pretentiousness and the engineered dissociation from the human element in conversation would make him a lot of friends there

also they're all his age too, 30-40 married with kids etc

>> No.7143610

>>7143569
damn shame I guess twas only a matter of time till /fa/ pushed poet away...they tend to ruin all/anything descent which is exactly why we cant have nice things around here...only the likes of sieg/trunk/twerk stay for the long haul bc they have nothing better to do with their time...pls post link id like to see wat happened...


POET if you see this COME BACK! please don't listen to these damn fools...youre too good for them, so I understand if youre better off not here, nonetheless don't let em get to you...youre a wise/old soul and a breath of fresh air /fa/ NEEDS you

>> No.7143619

>>7143602
mario, thoughts on no fap?

>> No.7143622

I wish, but my days on /fa/ are long past me. I'd like to think I have a little sense of youth still within me.

>> No.7143623

>>7143609
>the pretentiousness and the engineered dissociation from the human element in conversation would make him a lot of friends there

that was a pretty well thought out sentence, my friend. poet would be proud to be part of a board with such good content.

>> No.7143625

if you want to laugh.
>>7138940

>>7143610
So no dice on you taking another picture, while smiling??

Again no :o)

>> No.7143632

>>7143602
holy fuyck is that turnlefts real face in that thread?!

>> No.7143643

>>7143625
yeah nah I only take/post pics when im drinking...don't ask why...its not fun when sober in fact feels weird...inhibitions I guess..

>> No.7143646

>>7143603
yeah the put sleep thing was just a shitty joke on my part
sorry m8, was /b/tarded
no dog compares to a dog like that B'^(

>> No.7143650

>>7143646
no it's fine. my cousin who is in darthmouth med school said the same fucking thing.

I worry about her.

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>>7138639
No, praise the Goose.

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>>7143650
assistant: "The patient just arrived with a gun wound and amputated arm. Doctor we can perform a ....."

Cousin: "No put it to sleep."

>> No.7143660

>>7143632
>holy fuyck is that turnlefts real face in that thread?!
no it's my cousin who is in darthmouth med school.
I worry about her.

>> No.7143666

>>7143622
is this the real poet? did you snap/crack? are you really leaving or was that a momentary lapse in your chill demeanor? I really fucking loved the rant posted with your tripcode/password. LOVED it. /fa/ is a bunch of haters wouldn't know a good thing if it smacked them in their face

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>>7143660
this is your cousin? if so im kinda worried about her too

>> No.7143678

>>7143676
that's sruli recht you dumb shit

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>>7143643
Well, could you just take the extra mile to take one now? I mean... I just want to see you smile.... :\

>> No.7143691

>>7143678
>lmao people are mistaking me for sruli
im really okay w. this

>> No.7143695

>>7143666
because everything on 4chan is shit... and "super cewll trulyan.

P.S the extra mile.

>> No.7143704

>>7143691
lol she's not exactly the brightest woman in the world

on a slightly related note, can ya make me some sharkskin gloves? i'll pay you $3200

>> No.7143713

>>7143678
calm the fuck down..its just that this is exactly what I imagine turnleft to look like....and he obv doesn't have a problem with it

>> No.7143705

>>7143657
>>7143650
LEL, das messed up

>> No.7143718

>>7143704
hey i can scrounge up to make a dickskin glove. Going to be risky trying to separate the waste. 10000 dollars? plus 5000 for a alrge

>> No.7143714

>>7143704
that is me tho...

i cud, need payment upfront tho

>> No.7143738

>>7143718
youre being down right insensitive bc you know damn well he needs the pricing for XXLG

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>>7143714
sruli you bitch ass, you said it was instock

is that why you take 6months+ to ship anything?

>> No.7143742

>>7143691
yea because you don't want to post how you ACTUALLY look because then people would make fun of your fits AND your face.

>> No.7143750

>>7143738
>>7143718
damn...

>> No.7143747

>>7143738
>still going at it like i know people here on /fa/
misssssss..... one more photo shotttttt. why so self conscious when you're eyes are so god damn pretttyyy.

fuck you for making me beg bitch.

>> No.7143755

>>7143750
man what would a dick skin glove feel like?

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>>7143739
lmao u fuqng kak
do u even avant garde?

do u evn no hw xpensiv fugn shark skn is?
i ned the money to ensur u rnt plyng me

gb2 swinging ur lvr purse around fag

>> No.7143761

>>7143747
>>7143739
>>7143738
>>7143742
do you know why this thread is so sad?
because it is literally just trips talking to each other.

there isn't even any interest from impressionable anons. this is like the show The View where 4 old bitches talk about retarded shit that nobody cares about. nobody pays attention, it's just going on in the background because it fills air.

>> No.7143764

>>7143761
JERRY JERRY JERRY

>> No.7143774
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7143774

thread is derailed. that is why anon's aren't coming because the trip fags have a topic going at.

>prorooroo wants prodigy for pics
>swig just talking
>prodigy wants swig moods
>mario wanting that swag

>> No.7143784

>>7143761
not enough audience for you here?
don't worry im sure there are a couple lurking here...I mean look at how turnleft popped up outta nowhere as soon as his name was mentioned

>> No.7143799

>>7143774
the topic was crap to begin w/...unless you wanna cont discussing OPs yes/no question

>> No.7143807

>>7143761
hey man
don't talk shit about the view

>> No.7143826

>>7143761
fine, more drama

/fa/ confessions

i didn't really do much to spoony, faking a facebook pro when it was new and sending her parents topless and barely visible vag shots was about it

>jackal had a fucking perfect body
still does, her tattoos aren't to my taste

>unpop was an asshole, still is
dressing punxrox not dead makes him an even bigger asshole.

casemods is a fucking bro, Im still down to meet up with that dude and fucking raid ross

he was out in socal not too long ago

-----
curlgurl is legit the most beautiful woman to have posted on /fa/ and she knows it
----

my trip has always been public, since day1

i use this sad website as a substitute to having friends, since most people generally dislike me for reasons i do not know

so i try not to get to know people irl

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/fit/ here. Am I too big for /fa/? What are your recommendations?

>> No.7143836

>>7143828
longer arms

>> No.7143837

>>7143807
it was a sarcastic post.
i love the view, i love their discussions, their witty banter, and the variety of women seen on the show.

i'm a film student, so i know that it is LITERALLY the best show to watch in the morning. it's inspiring, topical, and (between us guys) amazing fapping material.

i watch it while my mom prepares me pancakes, but she makes me eat at the table because last time i ate on the couch i spilled milk.
>mfw

the view it gives me a lot to talk about with my friends online, and i got a DVR so i can save my favorite episodes.

>> No.7143839

>>7143294
post a pic of ur face m8

>> No.7143840

>>7143826
that's why everyone uses 4chan
it fills the void of real life socializing enough so that we don't actually pursue social opportunities
but it leaves enough emptiness that we feel sad all the time

i don't think i would dislike you if i met you irl sieg just so you know :)

>> No.7143845

>>7143294
franz post that picture of the one guy shaving the other guys armpits please please please

>> No.7143843

>>7143828
You need to switch up your routine, your traps and chest are seriously underdeveloped, I'm surprised you didn't see it yourself

>> No.7143850

>>7143826
you have a picture of this curl girl?

>> No.7143847

>>7143843
What would you recommend to build traps and develop my chest?

>> No.7143856

>>7143799
or your seemingly thirsty ways.

>> No.7143854

>>7143226
It's called a v-taper bro
girls like it

>> No.7143867

>>7143826
damn sieg I genuinely am starting to feel sorry for you....youre a dick but it seems to be bc youre so used to rejection that you don't even bother trying to be friends w/people bc they generally don't like you anyway...youre mean by default its like a self defense mechanism.
im sorry man. I know this doesn't mean shit coming from me but I do mean it. I don't think you shouldn't even try to have real friends tho. 4chan is NOT a healthy replacement of relationships w/people IRL

>> No.7143862

>>7143742
You've never even posted a fit and I would bey you are easily one of the ugliest posters here. That's why you always lie about the girls you've "fucked."
Prodigy is just a guy playing with you and you are far too stupid to ever see that.

>> No.7143871

>>7143847
>chest

oh i dunno maybe a fucking bench press?

>traps

oh i dunno maybe some fucking heavy shrugs?

>> No.7143877

>>7143862
actually he has posted his face

>> No.7143882

>>7143871
I do bench press.

Shrugs are mostly done by women however. Why would you recommend that lift?

>> No.7143880

>>7143847
Heavy sets of shrugs with semi high repetition for traps also if you don't deadlift you need to start. Also full range pull d'wns%downs will help. Dumbell Flys on a bench or incline is a good way to start building more definition in both minor and major pectorialis. Straight chest press is one of the best though don't take it easy and push yourself and you'll see gains.

>> No.7143883

>>7143836

this midget physique tbh, but thx to got midgets are experiencing new levels of appeal.

>> No.7143895

eww. not that im one to complain about off topic threads but can this exersize crap be taken to /fit/...that's is unless you continue to post pics of your shapely physiques with faces...thankyou

>> No.7143900

>>7143877
Where? And why are you on his nuts so much?
I'm so sick of all his stupid advice I just want a girl love me for me.

>> No.7143905

>>7143867
Why do you want sieg to respond to you so much?

>> No.7143903

>>7143231
you look like something i left in the toilet this morning...

>> No.7143909

>>7143882
LOL man you look like a woman without traps

>> No.7143908

ITT ugly people trying their hardest to troll good looking people

Why do you ugs have to hate so much? Why can't you appreciate the physiques on display?

>> No.7143920

>>7143900
whooaa im not even here enough to be on anyones nuts...anyway twas when he first started tripping and I posted a hilarious emo kid saying that was him so he did some damage control and posted his real face...anyone remember that thread/can link it?

also a girl will love you for you as long as you don't act/become like these close-minded egoistic yet socially anxious fuccbois obsessed w/designers and skeletal bodyweight

>> No.7143918

>>7143909
Oh. Thanks for the heads up man. I'll keep that in mind next time I'm in the gym.

>> No.7143926

>>7143903
lets see what you look like
$20 anon refuses to post pic

>> No.7143932

>>7143905
obviously im hopelessly in love with him

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>>7143862
i posted a pic yesterday. pay attention.
and unlike the rest of /fa/ it was taken OUT IN PUBLIC not my moms house.

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Am I too masculine for /fa/?

>> No.7143939

>>7143934
i know the ceiling looks like a waffle, which is one of the most masculine foods.

>> No.7143945

>>7143932
seems like it.
plus you're into fat fucks so..

>> No.7143948

>>7143939
it really does. youre very observant.

wtf is that pic btw that dude looks constipated af...he does kinda look like you tho haha

>> No.7143961

>>7143948
>wtf is that pic
prodigy you are slipping.
that is a pic of the legendary mista thug isolation and we look nothing alike unfortunately.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXm-aQNI6ow

>> No.7144068

>>7143200
I guess it is because you can't really pull of the drapey silhouette + slim, tapered jeans style which is (or at least has been for some time) the /fa/ staple.
You look good though, I wouldn't go much farther but do what you want.

>> No.7144085

/fa/ drama is the funniest shit ever man

>> No.7144169

>>7144085
agreed. its good to see mario back. he's such a bro.

>> No.7144584

>>7143880
I think you mean sternal and clavicular pectoralis, not minor, since pectoralist minor lies too deep to be seen.

>> No.7144640

>>7143934
you should have eaten more soup when you were a kid
your so short LOL

6'2" here

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I have a tea party to go to in a few hours but Im sick and just wanna sleep

>>7143839
okay
>>7143845
just google luigi y luca

>> No.7144652

>>7144641
ugly

8/10 girl here

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>>7138683
>>7138656
I w-would. Pls be in germany.

>> No.7144689

>>7144641
i'm so sorry about your eyes

>> No.7144699

>>7144641
eewwww

>> No.7144709

you know /fa/ is filled with newfags when they hate on Franzy

>> No.7144714

>>7144709
you forgot your trip

>> No.7144722

>>7144709
been here for years (tomorrow, blah etc era), he's always been ugly

your post doesn't make sense

>> No.7144749

What BMI is most effay for men? I'm currently on 21 and are aiming for 19.

>> No.7144752

>>7144749
17-18

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heres another picture of me, keep going

>>7144709
;_;
>>7144722
who's blah

>> No.7144758

>>7143382

>Anyone who comes to 4chan has problems, me included.

This is a joke, right?

>> No.7144756

>>7144754
still ugly

>> No.7144796

Has anyone here read Convict Conditioning? How is your fits getting from it?

>> No.7144798

>>7144752
Well that's p skinny. What's the BMI on The_Holy_Goose?

>> No.7144803

>>7144754
Shave and youd look pretty good

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o ok heres another 1
am I fa

>> No.7144873

>>7144846
You need to work out and hide that teddy.

>> No.7144892

>>7144846
girl hips

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Skellington reporting in

I plan on losing like 10 pounds though

>> No.7144908

>>7144903
more like 20 pounds

>> No.7144916

>>7144908
I think I'd fade into nothingness at that point

>> No.7144932

>>7144846
fat

>> No.7144937

>>7144903
stats?

>> No.7144940

>>7144846
ayo girl nice hips

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Am i already too muscular for /fa/

>> No.7144952

>>7144950
>muscular
>no visible abs at 140lbs

skinnyfat

>> No.7144953

>>7144937
5'9" 128 lbs

>(yes i know, i'm a manlet)

>> No.7144957

>>7144952
I'm 117lbs.

>> No.7144958

>>7144950
most grotesque thing i've ever seen. some shit from a horror story

>> No.7144960

>>7144953
>skinnyfat manlet
i'm so sorry

>> No.7144962

>>7144953
>5'9"
why are you even posting on a fashion board

>>7144957
no abs visible at 117lbs? either you're 5'5" or lying
anyway your skinnyfat

>> No.7144965

>>7144962
I'm 5'9" and 117lbs, legit.

Anyway, I'm starting to eat better, sleep better, run and drink more water. Hopefully I can escape skinnyfat.

>> No.7144974

>>7144950
pearshape lol

>> No.7144988

>>7144960
>>7144962
I'm not skinnyfat. And 5'9" is average male height.

>> No.7144994

>>7144988
Average male height is definitely closer to 5'10", my fellow 5'9"er. That said, I don't really give a fuck if I'm a little below average.

>> No.7145002

>>7144988
you are

and you're short

stay delusional

>> No.7145003

>>7144988
you're on /fa/, anyone above 100lbs is fat and anyone below 6'8" is a manlet

>> No.7145006

femme bottom 4 masculine top

>> No.7145010

>>7144994
I'm halfway between 5'9 and 5'10, last time I checked. Anyway, I don't see how it's relevant to the way I dress, are people implying that because I'm not above average height that I should just give up on my appearance? Wouldn't it make more sense to try improving it?

>> No.7145022

>>7145010
/fa/ and /fit/ live by the autist's logical fallacy that if something can't be absolutely perfect, it's not worth bothering with at all.

>> No.7145024

>>7145022
shouldn't they be saving all their money for facial surgery instead then

>> No.7145028

>>7145022
>2013
>not having perfectionism
if you don't have body image issues you're on the wrong board

>> No.7145040

>>7145028
I do have perfectionism but there are some things that are completely out of my control, height being one of them.

>> No.7145047

>>7145040
you can get surgery for it

>> No.7145048

>>7143231
just ejaculated, thanks

>> No.7145057

>>7145047
It's my torso that is short, not my legs. Also, I don't think I'd ever be able to squat and run consistently again.

>> No.7145087

>>7145057
it's the price you have to ever get a gf who isn't a legal dwarf

>> No.7145103

>>7145087
average female height is 5'4 or 5'5.. if i'm 5'9 or 5'10, then how would it be difficult to get a girlfriend of average height?

>> No.7145117

>>7145103
>this is what manlets actually believe

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>>7145103
stop responding to b8, m8

>> No.7145131

>>7143190
lool doc m ur funny

>> No.7145308

>>7138639
Too muscular?
You look so dyel.