/fa/ - Fashion

its nt nice cuz yor thenking abt him
wer barbie colone ul think of yr gf that way

this makes me smell like a pretty little girl so I wear it

im ugly as shit

i wear no offensive cologene you cant smell unless youre up close

and since im ugly nobody is up close

>why do you wear it

so i don't stink
you're going to bitch if i wear, if i don't

or even if you see me
"look at that creeper over there omg he's creeping me out"

>the fuck bitch im checking the time on my phone? and waiting for the court house to open just like you are...

but i digress
us ugly guys lose wither way

piss us ugly dudes off and we'll rob you at gunpoint

and all you'll say is "i uhh didn't get a good look at his face"

becuase you naturally want to look away
good luck trying to identify me i look like every other ugly guy in the world

>>7138569

>>7138594
shut up you annoying fat fuck

>>7138602
w2c??? :^0

>>7138553
When are you gonna get a new pic?

>>7138553
>tfw when i put that on and a girl told me i'm wearing nice perfume

>tfw girl i work with smelt my cologone and she said if a hot guy was wearing it she would be all over him

>>7138940
this is, huh, wow

>>7138940

>>7138940

>>7138940

What a cunt. Some people have no manners or tact at all.

>>7138940
what was your response
>>7138897
it's just cologne box man,relax.

>>7138940
Oh, Anon. I'm so sorry to hear that. She sounds like a cunt.

>>7138602
wagwan wid japan still

>>7138940
Lol damn

>>7138553
This is the smell of walking down a sunny Californian pedestrian street in early/mid july, wearing a crisp white cotton shirt and sand-coloured twill chinos; your qt 3.14 gf walking at your side

>pic related

>>7138602
can i buy one of my waifus anal smell

i dont want some sluts butt scent

I'd heard that cologne is counterproductive because pheromones and shit are important for attracting women and stuff like that

>>7140359
Highest lel. Obviously sensationalistic news sources will pay attention to the underdog "studies" that show that, but it is generally accepted within human behaviouristics that our species do not use pheremones

>>7138940

>>7138594
I-i love you!!! ;-;

>>7138940
well...what cologne where you wearing?

>>7140601
>TIG welding that neatly
muh waifu

>>7138940
Holy shit

>>7138940
I'm not gonna lie, I'd fucking kill myself on spot.

>>7140561
ily

>>7138940
who cares

>>7138940

>>7138940
>>But I don't want to attract ugly girls.

>>7138940
that's a real cunt move but wow

>>7138940
>being this sensitive

>>7138940
at least you got in the friendzone!

>>7138940
'Yea well my girlfriend is definitely all over it'

>>7138940

>>7141202
You know that doesn't do anything for girls if the guy is ugly as shit?
They'll just think "Thank god, hopefully he won't hit on me now."

>>7138940
honestly it pisses e off so much that girls get away with saying this kind of shit.

>>7141415
cause your a nerd go back to pol

>at the club
>some black guy in the bathroom who gives you soap and paper towell and gum for tips
>has a bunch of cologne
>tell him to give me the best one
>sprays me like fucking 4 times
>reek of cologne so fucking bad

fuck

>>7140685
ily2

>>7141439
LOL wtf did you think would happen?

>>7141415
lol what
you can insult girls if you want
nobody is going to arrest you

>>7138940
hot guy here, what cologne were you wearing?

any aus/fa/ggots wanna buy my cdg 2 man 50ml

only used a teensy bit

>>7138940

>>7142592
What's your asking price bruh

>>7142592
Aaaahhh, I'll buy it at a high price.

>>7142552
It's socially unacceptable though. Men are expected to let everything roll off their backs. If men do that it's considered sexual harassment, bullying, mental and emotional abuse, etc. There would be a huge outcry and you might not get arrested but it's likely people would try to make your life miserable. Females, as well as white knights.

Just look at the video where the two guys video tape their girlfriend's reaction when they tell her they know she's been cheating. There was a newspaper article, the DA said they were investigating bullying, etc. And the YouTube video was removed.

Then there's a YT video of a cheating BF getting hit over and over by two females acting like animals, and the video is still up.

>>7143577
women can literally sit there and assualt you at work, and most lawyers won't take your case

like you can't sue dennys for age dscrim if you're 16

not being the protected class really sucks when it comes to shit like that

>>7143577
no your just a nerd, ive done heaps of mean shit to girls when i was younger and got away with it, guys mistreat girls more than vice versa

>>7138940
dude............ of all the fucking things she could say.... she chose that...

>>7143577
I mean... if it's a girl you're on friendly terms with, you can get away with a lot, as long as it not TOO or EXtREMELY sexually harassing.

If it's some bitchy ass women, uptight, super professional, super religious..... well.. they'll complain.

>>7143613
>be him
>be 5 on the playground
>tell girl shes a meanie doodoohead

10 years later...


>no your just a nerd, ive done heaps of mean shit to girls when i was younger and got away with it, guys mistreat girls more than vice versa

Question for males out there
why do you guys love to use this???

Seriously, I'd go the opposite direction every time I get a whiff of its scent. Worse smell ever. Most of my female friends hate it too.

>>7143669
Nobody here uses this, or at least I'd hope so.12-year-olds and douchey frat bros use this because they're stupid enough to actually think it smells good.

>>7143669
i don't think a single person who knows anything about anything uses axe

the only time i ever saw it being used was in the locker room of my middle school, which was populated by mexicans

>>7143669

No decent human being wears that shit outside of high school.

>>7142592
Oh will I know you haven't mixed it with your own piss for kicks?

>>7143669

Sometimes when I smell certain Lynx scents I get transported to an earlier, better, carefree time. That's why.

>>7140976
hahaha i heard the guitar riff in my head

>>7143532

oops just saw this sorry b

how bout 40 plus shipping obo

>>7138940
shh its okey, you are with us now

>>7143709

I piss the essence of oud m8 so even if I did u can rest assured its a quality concoction

>>7143759
give ya 30 inc post to melb as long as its more than 5/6th full

OP are you fucking stupid? What "cologne" are you smelling? 10 dollar garbage?

>>7142592
sure, how old is it brah?

>>7143777
Fuken get out of it m8 I was here first

>>7143771
I'll do you 35 shipped to Newcastle

>>7143897

40 shipped :^)

>>7143897

actually nvm deal, hit my email

>>7143669
i used to use these and other body sprays in high school, but only to cover smell after smoking. even then, junior year i graduated to the sillage king known as JOOP! Homme.

>>7143929
Hold on b just gotta boot up the computer

>>7143929
sent

>>7138940
I take it you decked her? Bitch needs to learn some manners smh.

>>7143669
>not involuntarily cumming at the scent of Lynx Africa

so pleb

>>7142571
Hahaha

my favorite fall, winter cologne

gonna get this

>>7147851
shit-tier at best. absolutely not worth the money

>>7143669
advertising. There are idiots out there that will buy whatever the televisions says is hot.

>>7147927
what is worse than shit tier?

best cologne <$100 for winter?

>>7140661
How do you know its TIG?

>>7148015
see

>>7147759

anybody wear this? Thoughts?

>>7143669
The only reason you feel this way is because you've only smelt it in three ways

>sprayed into the air
>on a guy with way too much of it
>on a a guy who's dick you didn't want

I can almost guarantee that you haven't smelled it in moderate amounts on an attractive male. Part of that is because most attractive guys are aware enough to not use this past high school.

But one day, you'll find one. And you won't think "eww, Axe", but "oh, he smells pleasant".

None of this is me saying I like the smell of Axe, just that I doubt most people are judging it properly

>>7148069
not strong enough IMO and it only lasts an hour or two

>>7148069
Its ok, the vanilla overpowers often though. Doesn't last super long either.

>>7148069
smelled it in macys today, its ok but would be better in the spring

>>7148069
this cologne drives me crazy. in a good way. its like an aphrodisiac

funny thing is
it's girl's perfume that smells like shit nowadays
all those gourmand sickeningly sweet stuff

>>7147996
idk, puke-tier?

>>7138569
I bought this year or so back. Not to wear obviously but purely out of interest.

Anyone want to know anything about it?

>>7147851
No matter what people say, I like this smell. It may not has that "wow" factor, it definetely is a fragnance to wear daily and get compliments

>>7151354
Definitely true. It's a daily scent that's cheap to boot.

Now, of course, if you live amongst plebs. Chanel Bleu will seem exotic, therefore "god-tier".

>Girl: "Ooh, you smell really good, anon. What are you wearing?"
>Me: "Cologne."
>Girl: "Well, duh! What kind of cologne?"
>Me: *in Frenchy accent* "Bleu de Chanel"
>Girl: "Chanel!? You can afford designer cologne? Ooh la la!"
>Me: "Stop smelling me."

>>7151371
>walk into room 8th grade
>morning, just showered
>girl always mean to me for some reason
>ewwwwww it smells like poo in here starring at me walking into class room

-----
senior year high school

>morning sitting around lunch table waiting for bell to ring
>everyone talking about upcoming prom with high school sweathearts
>i am shuffling through a hot rod magazine a friend brought over sitting on the planter keeping to myself as i always do
>same bitch comes over, starts asking me about what im going to do for prom, who im taking etc. keeps saying shit like "oh i don't know if i am going to go yet, nobody has asked", "oh, yeah i don't have any plans, my friends say they have room for 2 more in their limo"
>pretty much one word answers
>return magazine to friend and ignore bitch for the rest of my life.

-----
i still need to get back at that bitch. i think i'll throw a brick through her mini cooper next year or so

>>7151395
You still care about high school drama? Jesus H. Christ, mayne, get over that shit.

>>7151401
all i have left is one more, and she's a single mother. I am still working on her/it involves CPS/her kid.

Should I get the CDG 2 homme for everyday use? I want something more distinguished for once. Not smell like everyone else.

>>7151371
>>7151354
so you say bleu is noticable?

I wear this often and received many compliments.

>>7152100
this reminds me of my dad in a bad weird way wouldn't bang without crying sorry m8

>>7151929
Girls who come from upper-middle class families love Bleu because it reminds them of the country clubs and flying executive class
One of my friends sprays it on her bedsheets before she goes to sleep, and tells me that "It smells like money." it's a safe bet and makes you seem clean, put together and self-aware.

>>7151426
Why are you asking this question on /fa/?

What's a good all-rounder scent for a young professional that doesn't cost a ridiculous amount

>>7152216
terre d'hermès

>>7152234
I suggest trying it first before you but it though. Because it is unique in a way, and I believe some may really dislike it

I like it very much though, and I think it is best suited for autumn-winter, or rainy days

>>7152216
>young professional
>asking advice from adolescent sperglords

What kind of scents are good for cold climates?

>>7152285

I always start breaking out the woods and chypre when it gets cool and brisk.

>>7151078
Yes

>>7138940
I wonder what a good comeback to that would be, the only thing I can think of isnt very funny at all. or nice

>>7151395

success is the best revenge
had a girl that was mean to me from age 6 (she was like 8 years older) until i moved out. last year my cousin had his wedding so i picked up my parents (they still lived there) in a car i lend from my boss (a lexus in black), got out in a tailored suit with my fiancee and saw her with her 2 kids still living with her parents.
i didnt even bother looking at her, but that felt so fucking great. i made it, and she is still in her swamp

>>7138553
i want to buy this, i am already childish though will this make me seem even more girly/baby tier

>>7138940
holy shit dude....

I wore jean paul gaultier for 2 years like 5 years ago and everyone still calls it my fragrance. someone who wears it walks in and grills I know are like "wow u smell like anon".

tfw dont want to wear it anymore but still havent found another cologne that gets complimented all the time

>>7148069
love smelling it on others, but is not enjoyable to wear yourself I think. Went you smell deep into the fragrance its a little funky. So its hard to enjoy yourself since you can only take in a bit at a time. Smells amazing on paper I think though.

my bf wears this and it's one of my favorite colognes. It has this woodsy, spicy, leather smell to it, gr8 for all seasons.

pic related. I would recommend to anyone, and it's under $100.

I absolutely adore Prada Luna Rossa.

There's a scene in the movie Syriana where Matt Damon is sitting down at a table outside of a bistro, and a waiter bring him a plate with a metal cover. He places it on the table on table, gives a slight bow, and says "Enjoy."

It reminds of that scene whenever I smell the top notes.

>>7155961
I wear that either after a shower at home and during cold season. Very powdery.