/fa/ - Fashion

Architect or Lawyer

>100 hour week
>no time to be /fa/

>>7114443
coke dealer
>fuck society ima be self made

idk maybe a painter or a musician or an artist or yeah

>>7114476
can't be truely /fa and poor

>tfw u will never be a banker with a qt hipster gf that is opposed to ur highly capitalistic tendencies but still loves u

>>7114478
how about a fashin designer? a muddle?

>>7114443

>banker

why yes that would compliment ur fedora nicely

Definitely one of the well paid white collar jobs (lawyer, banker, accountant, actuary, mgmt consultant etc). That way you can look down on people that make less money and tell artists to get a real job etc.

Subsea mechanical engineer/Offshore installation manager

> 120K+ Salary
> 6 months of year off
> Job ridiculously easy, approve plans and instruct drillers/workers
> Choose what months you work
> Only did 2 years at university, top up to degree then one year post-grad
> Did no A-levels/exams
> Only 27 yet boss around guys twice my age and earn double their salary

>>7114493
good luck on realising ur dream of being a fashion designer :^)

>>7114496

lmao being an artistic drifter is more fashionable than a corporate drone

>>7114502
how

>>7114508
Literally OWS/ bleeding heart liberal tier, it's not like it looks in the movies kiddo.

>>7114511

Hard work.

Leave it at that because if people knew how i got to where i am everyone would have my fucking job

>>7114504


thnx enjoy ur high suicide rate 9 to 5

ill b out here w/ my model homies rollin in obscur 2deep4u nightclubs while wearing garms that r worth more than ur life

live fast die yung~ (✿◕‿◕)

>>7114508
well, the corporate drone is at least getting paid.

i agree with you, but there are always pros and cons.

if you've never been broke, with no hope, it's easy to say being an artistic drifter is better.
i say it's better to be an artistic drifter taking a job as a corporate drone for the "irony and experience."

>>7114516
what gives
there are about 20 people on this board

>>7114522
i hate these pictures. so staged

>>7114443
>100hour weeks
>grads starting on 70k
......and then you graduate with a economics/finance degree and learn the truth

>>7114527
Those are the legit starting salaries if you're the cream of the crop and can score a job at a place like Rothschild or Merrill or something like that.

But yeah most econ/finance majors end up struggling to find work let alone earning anything near that.

>>7114523

Put it this way, I started as a trainee engineer on oil rig supply boats at 17 earning 6K a year, being bossed around by old indian guys (British) and having to get covered in oil and shit every day for 12 hours a day

Startup founder/entrepreneur

>pays better than any other job on the planet if you're intelligent and lucky
>choose when you work and how you work
>build your own empire based on your tastes and personal views

>>7114443
probably a model or a designer

>>7114522
i remember when i was 16 too

>>7114443

>constant state of heroin-chic due to working 100 hour weeks


wtf jesus christ u actually have to do heroin to have "heroin chic" u fucking nerd

architect/designer

Chef
>create works of art that vanish near instantly
>getting rid of all the stress through multiple vices
>smoke 24/7
>chef whites look /fa/ as fuck
>good money

>>7114551
no you don't, it was just a look popularised in the 90's as a counterculture, yes it encouraged heroin use but u dont srsly think kate moss was actaully using heroin do u

>>7114558
There once was this chef on /fa/ and he had the best, black uniform ever.

>>7114562
lol i had a black uniform when i worked at a fucking wetherspoons
whenever i see a black one now it reminds me of that

>>7114558

You forgot:

>never go out on weekends because thats the busiest time for restaurants

I'm planning to get a math degree, in this certain program where I also get education training. I basically graduate with a math degree but am certified to teach math at middle/high schools even with just a bachelors. Will eventually continue to get masters and possibly a doctorate in math later down the line.

I don't really feel it'd be considered /fa/ but hey, I like math.

>>7114527
But those are correct if you're actually good. Or don't do a shitty general business degree, maybe at least something like accounting.

>>7114558
>just finished first year of uni
>working as a kitchen hand at a shitty restaurant
>always enjoyed cooking
>apply as kitchen hand at a hipster bar
>tell chef I enjoy cooking
>offers to train me if i'm dedicated
>will be working 40 hours a week
>on my own 2 nights

pretty excited, uni was a bit disappointing so i'm interested to see if I can handle/enjoy cooking. Any tips/resources for beginning as a cook?

>>7114565
yeh we work when everyone else isn't
but its cool because 75% of the time the people that you work with are fun as fuck cause most chefs are p.similar in terms of personality and attitude

>>7114564
working at wetherspoons omg soz mate

>>7114478
Asian fashionable homeless guy.jpeg

tfw working in a store as a stockboy at night and have literally no life, no skills and no degree because going to uni would require me to live in a fucking tent to survive with this kind of money
I don't know what I am going to do in the future, i have no opportunities here and no money for clothes to look for a job in fashion retail (and, well, there are no jobs anyway)

such is life of a poor-born I guess

How /fa/ would it to be a historian doing his own research?

>>7114558

>good money

kek front out house boi here

i chatted some of the qt chefs and wages came up

they said they were on bare all p's lmao they were commies tho i guess


cool job tho but i wouldnt really want to work hospo as an actual career

>>7114582
Not unnisand anytin u sayi lol

>>7114481
>feels.zip

>>7114570
well if u enjoy it then go for it
only thing i can say really is try to be as methodical and clean as you can
dont cut corners ever as it'll just fuck you over every time
>>7114582
>front of house
not even gonna go there
heres a pic of a paris brest with creme diplomat i made when i was practicing for my choux pastry exam

>>7114574
the pic on the Right is a D&G Runway show ( 2011 i guess)

The problem with the homeless gu s, that when you look at the details, they do seem unfitting and dirty. So idk if one could consider him /fa/.

He looks badass though, but i would still prefer the D&G fit

>>7114598
>inb4 hurr durr, repost from 9gag durr
This is not /b/

>>7114587

hey foh is gr8

>paid to do nothing but stand around look pretty
>waitresses r all qtp2ts
>get digits from thirsty grills
>faggots leave mad tips

no fucks given, now i just need 2 cop a sugarmomma 2 pay for my uni fees/rick leather

>>7114545

I don't see why nobody noticed but this is clearly the correct answer

>>7114625
i cant stand foh
its fucking boring and unrewarding
altho when i compare anything to being a chef it just seems so shit lol

>>7114545
>if you're intelligent and lucky
Tricky conditions though

>>7114575
>tfw making excuses for not trying to better your life
>tfw no grand opportunities have dropped in your lap, so you just play the victim of life's circumstances
>tfw you will never amount to anything if you don't do something about it

wouldn't you be fat if you worked 100 hour weeks? You wouldn't have the time to eat proper meals and would end up eating hamburgers or some shit all day errday

>>7114655
Most large corporate offices have free salad and stuff these days to keep people working at their desks

>>7114655
du if u rich as fuck u can eat at posh takeaway lucnhes not fuckin burgers

>>7114630

yea its a laughably shit job if ur working it for anything other than pocket money while in tertiary ed

Mathematician/theoretical physicist

>can wear whatever the FUCK you want
>smart as fuck, spend the day thinking about the deepest shit the universe has to offer
>flexible working hours, as long as you get shit done
>if you are truly elite, you don't even really have to do stuff like teach undergraduate classes
>good pay for doing research on shit that actually interests you
>get flown all over the world for conferences etc
>nearly nobody else is /fa/ so you constantly look good

>>7114545
So much this