/fa/ - Fashion

ouch OP you got it bad
sorry

>>7093254
Shut the fuck up you pathetic faggot. Not everyone has life easy. Man the fuck and be dedicated, you will find something works for you and stop being a little bitch.

Being /fa/ isn't about being born to model, work with what you have.

Por is the worst thing there really. You can work any "flaw" you have with careful dressing and maybe a tailor.

There are plenty of objectively ugly dudes who still rock great looks.

>jew nose
>long torso/short legs
>mild acne
>poor
>overbite fml
>yellow teeth

damn OP are you franalations

Anyways:
>a little bit of the a unibrow (noticable up close, could get it waxed but w/e)
>pig nose ala matt helders

>gyno
literally the only thing stopping me what do

>5'6
>bad acne sometimes
>overbite
>uneven nose w/ dorsal hump
>awkwardly skinny/lanky
>uneven ears
>bad teeth
Fucking why.
I'm not even being a pessimist about it, I kind of like my eyes and my hair sometimes but everything else just cancels those out.

I've never been too much into fashion until now. Nice clothes probably aren't even going to help me as much as I'm hoping they will...

>>7093306
Well, you could read up on how to increase testosterone, natural aromatase inhibitors, xenoestrogens and such. I think the possibility of reverting it is related to your age though.

OP I have the opposite chest to you, mines goes in:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pectus_excavatum

Not to the same extent as the poor guy on that Wiki page though.

>5' 6"
>Jacked up bottom teeth because Britain and cheap parents
That doesn't mean I can't be /fa/ though, it just means I can't model, and I'm happy with my job as a code monkey and my music projects. I might even start up a small indie clothing brand soon.

so is this the insecurities general? man you guys suck

>adhering to a boards' power fantasy

lol OP youre a fucking pussy faggot

everyone can be /fa/ as all fuck(well maybe not if you have a giant tumor growing on your face or your a legit dwarf or someshit), you just gotta find what style works for you

heres some effay essentials
>low bodyfat prosent like 8-12%
>good posture
>shoes are the most important part of your fit
>if short like, under 5ft9", dont get swole
>fit is everything
>never go full goof
>haircut should match your general style
>smoking is /fa/
>be pale

>>7093445
>never go full goof
I'll never stop..

>Asian

>>7093445
>never go full goof
thats like saying limit ur style around others for theyre reception
u feel freer wen u explore your style and people respect u and meet people of similar ilk actually

>>7093254
>5'9"
>wide hips
>widow's peak/receding hairline
>glasses

The bad eyesight is getting fixed tho, getting lasereye surgery somewhere around new year.

>>7093355
>5'6"
>lanky
pick one.

>Overly-auschwitz (6'2, 130)
>Extremely curly hair
>Jew nose
>Weak jaw

>>7093254

>uneven ears

Cry me a river, bitch. Colbert's ears are uneven as fuck and he's had GQ covers.

>>7093254
stop. you had me at acne.

>>7093254
>5'11
>Working on that ottermode, skinny right now
>great facial symettry
>grey/blue eyes
>thick, brown hair
>small ears that don't stick out
>great skin, except for occasional pimple

Yeah, don't know what this "we" business is about.

>>7093536


Your a faggot. Asians and negroes have it easy.

>>7093254
heh I have an opposite problem

got a hole in my chest, everyone gets freaked when they discover.

>>7093254
>have pectus excavatum (caved-in chest)
>find out Miles McMillan has it almost exactly like mine
>mfw

>>7093254
Because I'm a mtf transgender

>>7093649
pls b in london

I'm cool.

>>7093681
andrej and also that one lady who Tisci likes
and like everyone ever who cares none of this matters

>chest gap

Just having big cheeks. This shit is annoying as fuck because no matter how much fat I lose, my cheeks stays the same.

>>7093725
same

>big "pointy" ears
>upturned nose
>pale af due to being Irish

that's about it

>>7093725
ikftb

I wonder if any surgery could give me cheeks like this.

>>7093761
So what you're saying is that you look like the average Irish, leprechaun, manlet, paddy scum?

>>7093729
>those wide hips

HNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

>>7093770
It's the angle of the picture.

>>7093768

There are but I don't want to do any surgery.
And it's not even like I had a big jaw under that fat. I have a pretty normal one but having fat on is just not stylish

>>7093769
well no, because i'm 5' 11" and not ginger

Disgusting profile

>6'1"
>130lbs
>poor

Shit sucks man. I can't wait to someday be able to afford a better wardrobe.

>>7093779
it's fine

5'9", curly hair.

>>7093779
yum

>>7093807
youre fine m8, stop cryin.

>>7093816
the more i look at ur arm the more i feel weird

>>7093816
r u a boy or a gril

you could trap pretty well if you're a boy

>>7093825
It's kind of gotten skinnier, eh.
Ether way, I've found cosmetic surgery that's only like $7000, so I shouldn't need to complain soon.

>>7093837
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

NIGGA


NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK

>>7093837
beautiful :3

>>7093840
Weight gain is hard. I kind of accidentally dropped 5kg.

>>7093837
~thinspiration~

>>7093816
r u a grill?

>>7093837
yo

what the fuck

>>7093827
Look at the freak profile. It's pretty obvious.

>>7093816
you'd get the fucking dick

>>7093861
it's truly not

>>7093848
myproana.com

>>7093779
what audio technicas are those?

>>7093909
They were some cheap pair, apparently like $40, but $80 in Australia

>pectus excavatum
>overbite
>excessive body hair

>>7093816
what the fuck you are prettier than most girl

>>7093951
what ugly fuckhole do you live in?

>>7093957
Probably Germany

>>7093957
ohio...

>>7093970
>>7093972
Ohio has a lot of German ancestory.

>>7093979
Makes sense than. German girls are normally more masculine, so a really faggy looking guy would probably match them

Gynecomastia

I want to die

>>Female, 5.5, 130pds
>>has "aggressive" PCOS
>>side effects include adult acne, excessive weight gain, facial hair, rosacea, dandruff, baldness and sleep problems
>>on a 1400 cal, low carb, veggie diet and average ~5 hours of sleep a night

I can do damage control, but its just slow inevitable slide into unpreventable frump.

>>7094004
You have a bad hairline?

>>7094015
>Gynecomastia

No, still have a hair line but my hair went from sexy latina thick to old man thin in less then 2 years. Im 25 now, apparently cases reach maximum awful around 30.

>>7094004
Maybe try getting more fucking sleep and stop posting on tumblr at 1 AM.

>>7094015
>>7094027
dunno why i linked to the wrong comment, oh wells.

sorry about your man titties other dude

>crooked nose from birth
>its not even that bad
>too poor to get it fixed
>bad acne
>5 foot 8
>asymmetrical jaw

such is life

>>7093254

>6'0

>white

>sculpted Aryan nose

>luxuriant blonde hair

>thick hair on back of thigh

Kill me now

>>7093683
yeah but he's a muddle lmao

>>7094015
Post an anonymous picture, I doubt it's that bad.

>sebum spots on nose
>strong facial hair (no pretty boy face)
>dark green eyes (unappealing in normal light)

* dope fein
* crooked nose
* poor
* left handed
* introverted
* ethnicaly a mut (native american, german, irish, dutch)
* high school dropout
* receding hairline,
i can keep going.

Im poor

>>7094214

lol no helping you

>>7094074

go lumberjack

>>7094208

yikes

>>7094208
how old are you?

>>7093987
>this is what americans think of german girls

>>7093801

>6'0

>120

>poor

I know those skeletor feels :(

-ginger
-beady druggy eyes
-barely 5 8
-irish/iberian forehead slope
-round face
-funny nose
-thick, cowlicky hair
-occasional feckles
-wide hips
-5'8, size 11 feet
-light eyes
-curved dick
-vampire hands
-nephilite ancestry

>>7094311

fuck me, I thought I had it bad

:( can you sing? Bitches love a guy who can sing.

>>7094321
nope.

whats strange too is that I am physically incapable of singing. I don't sing and it sounds bad, I just can't.

>>7093376
you cant revert gyno you fucking retard.

>>7093254
itt: crippling insecurity

>>7093729
start benching... the muscle will eventually over grow that (i had it too)

>>7094311
>>7094311
>-vampire hands
What? Like thin and pale?

>Hairy as fuck lower body
>bad cheeks
>can't gain muscle
Such is life

>wide hips
>short
>big nose
why
my facial features are decent enough, but god damn why does my bone structure have to be so feminine

>>7094864
Big nose is masculine.

>>7094871
Noses are mostly cartilage, but I feel you.
I guess I'll balance it out by saying I also have full lips and long eyelashes.

>Fat ugly Asian face
>Teeth kinda messed
>Poor
>Terrible self esteem

But somehow the sperm bank wants me?
Dat money

>>7093393
At least you can hide that with a loose shirt.

>my nose has a wide bridge
That's about it.

overbite ( trying to see if theres a surgery avialable to fix it, if not ill get those braces that go on the other side of your teeth so they arent visible)

mild acne

one of my ears protrudes slightly more than the other one, nobody seems to notice it but it bothers me in the mirror, gonna get plastic surgery soon

nose is sorta thick looking some days

how bad do i have it?

>>7094311
beady druggy eyes are really fa
what are nephilites

Bad skin.

I get outbreaks of acne well into my 20s, I scar easily, my lips are always dry and irritated, etc.

>>7094768
always freezing cold to the touch, even indoors.

>>7093649
u feel any buddy? :)

>>7093254
Plen. go jump off a bridge and become merman

>>7093254
Plen. go jump off a bridge and become merman. / #imasuccess

>>7093310
franalations is rich and much shorter than '5"9.

>brown
>low confidence
I was born a pleb and I will die a pleb

>>7094900
At least you can afford some surgery

>>7095132
Ivy League grad working a pretty well paying finance job at only 24 ftw

>5'4. Other than that, I think I'd be pretty decent.

>>7095167
W2c stilts

>>7095176
it's my torso that's short :(

if it was proportionate i'd probably have another 3 inches on me

>>7093445

>be pale

>asian eyes but im white

i think you guys overestimate the gains of height

if you guys were 6,2+ you would end up looking like this guy with your skinnys.

>>7095229
Have you even seen male models?

>>7093306
this

>>7095230
With high school being an exception, being a manlet is crippling when it comes to girls.

>moderate acne
>overbite
>one asian eye, one eye with double eyelid

tfw not even slightly fat, ok face, not balding, i am trying to get good fits together but so far all my cops look good on me, I can even pull off monochrome fits, buttttt im still 5 5

>>7095367
and
>can't grow beard
>no chest hair
>no arm hair
>wide hips
>small-ish feet for height

>>7095375
>can't grow beard
Out of everything wrong with me, I think this upsets me the most

>>7093254
>poor
>not white enough
>don't have a beard

> Gyno, despite being very thin... making it noticeable
> Skin tone flips from beautifully pale to white and red

>>7095381
Iktf

The worst part is my whiskers are red, what few there are. Red beards are the coolest beards.

>>7095541

Fuck ya i have a mixed blonde-red beard coming in right now, praying i can grow it fully by the new year.

>Man face

For the most part I don't mind and I think it even helps me seem more authoritative. But, more "feminine" fashion always looks weird on me and stylists refuse to give me short looks (always want to "soften my jaw"). So pic-related is like my go-to look most days.

>>7095230
Mfw 6'2" with pretty normal proportions besides widish hips.

>>7095564
Lol why do you look afraid?
C'mon anon don't be afraid to smile :)

>>7095590
I posted that in a thread of how good ryan gosling looks in a white shirt. It's my le drive face.

>>7093254
My nose is slightly uneven and my lips and jaw line have a noticeable tilt to them. My features are pretty good though, so I would say I am still pretty good looking.

Are there any models with uneven faces?

>6'7
>torso longer in proportion to legs
>Makes for horrible shirt and pant fitting
>Size 16 shoes
>poor
>Low knowledge on anything. Could use some one to just sit me down and teach me everything I need to know rather than reading it

>>7095674
Also,
>Genetically large thighs and calves
>Not fat, un-unsable muscle
>Cant wear anything skinny cut

>>7095674
I know a little about everything.

I watch a lot of PBS novas, free on their web site.

I read a shitload when I was a kid.

Take psych, physics, chemistry, and biology. Take calc 1, 2, and 3. Oh, and definitely take a critical thinking course.

>>7095693
I phrased that really bad. I meant low knowledge on anything effay

>>7093729
You have very nice collarbones/shoulders

Have you considered modeling?

>>7095707
/fa/ pls

>>7093995
iktf

Ok, I'll contribute:
>great hair
>masculine, defined jawline
>beautiful eyes
>cheekbones
>6'3"
>dark, manly eyebrows
>good hairline
>large amount of savings

Sigh.

6'3" male, 58kg.. I eat 3 meals a day but gain no weight.. tfw girls wish they were as skinny as me :(.. tfw no girls hug me because my bones stick out.

>>7096081
double what you're eating and lift. not that hard.

>moderate acne
>one leg longer than other
>deviated septum

>>7096090
yeah I know mang, I am in my final year of school so I've had no time to lift.. ate shit loads for 2 weeks but just pooped it out :( 5 more days of school then I can start

>good jawline
>thick hair
>good skin
>athletic
>pretty eyes
>5'6"
;_;

>>7093355
lel aer you finnis'h too? xD
not bad since manlet counttry, just nevar go to america

oh my gawd i just came through like never before on this dirtry south trap beat, wheres my deal at, someone sign me right now, https://soundcloud.com/seagoth/deon-trunchibull

>6'4''
>130lb
>Acne (going away tho)
>Huge ears
>No jawline
>Marfan Syndrome (pectus carinatum is being treated with a brace tho, almost fixed completely)

>>7093273
SHOTS FIRED

>5'8 1/2
>oversized face
>bigger ears
>acne
>skinny

>>7093254

>1,79m
>little bit of acne
>awfully dry hair
>poor
>romanian
>skinnyfat
>63kg
>slighty weird walk becouse of trying to do parkour 2 years ago
>weird sense of humor
>shy

>>7096179
you're not white
t. race expert

no sense of style
5'9"
round face

wtf
this thread has nothing 2 do with being fashionable
this is just people whining about physical defects
man up /fa/ and go cop some sick shit

>189cm
>somewhere between skinnyfat and ripped
>good facial aesthetics
>great beard
>overall good looking

but
>too lazy for effay lifestyle
>lung cancer

>>7096124
>ate shit loads for 2 weeks but just pooped it out :(
fuck i dont know why that was so funny

>>7096490
hahaha dude it sucks :( , I am glad I made someone have a funni tonight

>>7096410

>people whining about physical defects

welcome to /fa/

>5'11"
>Gorilla-esque body hair
>200lb, endomorph fa days
>Huge oblong head
>Cynical
I am the /fa/ antithesis

>>7095372
ro /fa/g?

>>7093837
FYI, anorexia.

>tfw fat and clothes too tight

>>7096699
'Tips fedora'

>>7096706
>tfw only look good on fedora

>>7096699
>>7096715
suicide tier

>>7096699
What are you holding in your hand?

>>7096715
neck beard/10

>>7096738
Pocket watch.

>>7096736
:(

>>7096747

sieg?

>>7096759
No.

Gyno bro reporting in,
>dat fucking feel when never dared to make out with girls wanting the d because I'm fucking affraid of their reaction
>tfw I keep a pile of fa/ tight tops in my wardrobe, worth 200 euros and hoping that one day I'll be able to wear them without those disgusting nipples peaking through

Get the surgery bros, and be patient.

>5'11
>Weak chin
>Beak

>>7096418
>lung cancer
:(

it can be effay as fuck tho

>>7096418

lung cancer? actually??

>>7096858
How do i get the surgery? What do i do when i'm gonna fuck a girl just keep a tank top on to cover it?

>>7093254
Widows peak

>>7094372
True, I had to get surgery for that.

Best case scenario, the supplements and pills and whatevers just make the meat/tissue softer, and easier to scrape off during surgery.

>>7096931
>How do i get the surgery?
Ask your M.D to reccomend you a good surgeon, and insit on the fact that this shit is ruining your life

>What do i do when i'm gonna fuck a girl just keep a tank top on to cover it?
don't know...

>>7096941
o ok, how bad is yours?

>balding

>5'9"
>Inverted triangle face shape
>Five head; possibly balding
>Big, crooked and slightly hooked nose with bulbous tip and blackheads
>Non-existent jawline
>Pudgy corners of mouth
>Yellow teeth (also fairly sure I have malocclusion)
>Narrow shoulders
>Birthing hips
>Eczema
>Athlete's foot
>Toenail fungus
>Jock itch

>weak jawline
>big nose
>5'11

but on the flip side I have nice eyebrows and hair so that's worth something r-right?

>>7093254
>5'4
>slanted, long nose
>ass like a black woman

>>7097002
>>Athlete's foot
>>Toenail fungus
>>Jock itch

I know this is a troll, but all of those are treatable with the exact same cream smh

5'7
Terrible teeth
Receding hairline
Extremely hairy
Glasses

>>7097571
It's not a troll.

I tried the cream but not consistently enough, I guess. Sometimes I was in a rush or too lazy to apply it. I'll try again when I get some more.

>>7097549
not rlly no m8

>>7097594
you can't possibly be thaaaaat fucked up anon

also yeah twice a day, clean with cool water before application, do this for as long as it takes

be thankful you don't got that shit in your mouth, had it once and it's a bitch to deal with

I think the style(s) /fa/ gets moist over is silly and looks bad.

>>7097610
>that shit in your mouth

>english
>small gappy teeth
>jew nose
>no confidence
>bisexual
>below average penis
>can't grow a proper beard
>brown hair and eyes
>milk spots
>lisp
>eczema

a-at least I'm /fa/ r-right guys?

>6'6
>skinnyfat
>have a shity hairline
>even says I look like yung lean
>poor

>>7097626
and also
>can't grow a beard

>>7097628
google oral thrush

bring a bucket

>5'7''
>acne
>bad teeth
>flaky hair

>acne
>big teeth
>can't grow beard
>wide hips
jdimsa

>Poor
>Left eye slightly lower then the right one
>Mild acne at times
>Wore grunge clothes and still do. Comfy above all.
Last one isn't even something I don't like. Wool and flannel shirts all the fucking way. Only come to /fa/ for non-casual fits. Which then suck because of aforementioned reasons.

>>7097629
being an outsider is /fa/

>>7096620
count your calories faggot

>>7096858
Wear ribbed tank undershirts.

a trick from /fit/ that bodybuilders do about it is get your nipples hard then superglue them. Notice the gyno is alleviated when they're hard.

>poor
>pale
>sometimes doesn't give a fuck and wears stuff that's warm instead of fashionable
>doesn't know how to incorporate colors nicely into wardrobe

For the love of god, the color thing drives me crazy, pls help

kinda short (about 5'8-5'9)
hairy
voice could be deeper
i speak way too fast and stutter occasionally (think like a less entertaining and less Jewy Woody Allen)
poor

I'm generally pretty alright with how I look. Most of my insecurities come from my personality; i'm neurotic as fuck

>>7098053
Does /fit/ really super glue their nipples??

>>7098097
Only for competitions