/fa/ - Fashion

>wearing my sweet new iron hearts
> "I like your Levi's :)"

>"how much did you pay for _____?"
>"where did you get _____?"

>get all dressed up to go to this fancy new grocery store that opened two blocks from my house
>put on my sheer metallic dries van noten sweater
>i be that pretty muthafucka
>cute black chick handing out samples of cereal tells me that my sweater is "so cool!!"
>tfw only black chicks comment on my fits in public
>tfw i have a first date with a black chick this thursday

>>7061951
why is that a feel? who dresses up for a grocery store opening? wtf just leave

>tfw
Do you know what that means ?

>>7061993
their face when
like mfw stands for my face when

>>7061993

do you?

>tfw I've pissed off my girlfriend by calling her "fuccboi" all the day long

That's quite a feel.

>>7061861
>lol, looks like some retard screwed up the accurate on your levi's, bro

>wear a breddy effay fit to uni
>no one notices
>next day decide to wear an old pair of vans, jeans,and a T
>grill in my bio class notices me
>"OMG I LIKE YOUR SHOES, ARE THOSE VANS?"
>"y...yea. thanks"
>the shoes I wore yesterday were three times that price

Why do I even try?

>>7062021
Pearls before swine. You probably live in a suburb. Clothes don't matter there.

>>7062014
one time a gril broke up with me because i called her a faggot.

>had braces for almost 3 years
>had regular checks every few months at my orthodontist, which included hygiene checks
>got finally my braces of, instant +2/10. was happy as fuck
>they fucked up to tell me how to put those removable braces on (they really did), so I made another appointment
>casually mentioned the black spot between my front teeth
>"oh anon, it's caries. Let's do a caries check on your teeth"
>no other caries, just the one spot i couldn't properly reach because of the braces
>couldn't go to my dentist straight away because I would had to go to my college town in 1-2 days
>Today: caries broke off, I have a front teeth gap after having braces for 3 years

FML

>>7061849
>tfw live in a middle class area with white trash working construction or plumbing jobs to live here to raise kids for schools
>tfw we have a saks off 5th constantly empty with lanvin, dior margiela pieces consistently on 4th or 5th marks. the "sale" stickers are litterally stacked ontop of each other thats how many price drops they had


TFW the pieces are too old to wear and post fit pics in and everyone would know they're cheap as shit clerance pieces

>only go to saks off 5th to buy mid-level/low end fragrances armani code/cool water for $40/bottle OTD

>>7062084
New life goal obtained

>>7062084
I called a girl an autist. She was rather shocked

>tfw you get a compliment and can't stop smiling for a lil while

>>7061993
it's used interchangebly with
>that feel whel
>their face when

mfw

>my feel when
>my face when

>>7062124
most often tfw is the feel when and mfw is my face when. But you can usually tell by the pic that goes along with the post

>>7062112
lmao

>>7062121
such a nice feel :)
happened to me yesterday when I was wearing mono chucks, skinny fitting sweatpants and a regular white t shirt.
it was a plain fit that i wore to tesco's to get some bagels

>>7062121
>tfw someone compliments you
>tfw you tell them, stony-faced, that it's no big deal
>tfw you're happy inside and smile when alone

>>7062134
yfw can also be

>your face when
>your feel when

>tfw the hottest girl in one of your classes that is an art major and a 9/10 qt3.14 and has thigh gap voluntarily gives you her number and tells you to text her next week to get together next week to watch a movie
>tfw she texts you first

the /fa/ life is the life for me

>>7062156
she sounds like a needy cunt

>>7062156
>art major
she is trying to secure a moneypool to pay of her debts

>>7062160
She sounds like she has a needy cunt, more like!

One time I wore the cropped sweats user made me and some girl took a picture of my dick bulge and snapchatted it to her friend than showed me the picture

>>7062160
she surprised me, she's a quiet qt gril

>>7062164
maybe except I'm the wrong guy because I'm poor and spend all my money on looking good

>>7062166
this niga nos

>>7062021
vans cost like 50 bucks man. shoes that are 3x cost $150. no way u can get effay shoes for under $300

stop kidding yourself

>>7062190
flyknits? roshes (last year anyway)? CDBs?

>>7062190
lol my givenchys were 705
people think theyre 30 sal army dress shoes

>>7062105
fuck, my saks off fifth only has shit like theory and robert barakett and the shitty saks house brand. and . live in chicago too. people here dont even know how t. pronounce lanvin or dior

>want to cop this coat online but have to wait untill next paycheck
>make appointment for septum peircing
>girl boards bus on my way to work with these two things next day
>red hot envy.
mfw

>>7062200
>cdbs
ROFL!!!

what is this mfa!!??

>>7062213
>septum piercing
Please don't anon, for fucks sake please don't.

a girl said i dress well for a guy
felt good

>>7062225
i wanna be tuff though!

>>7062237
o-oh i think this charmander belongs in r9k

>>7062237
it looks like a misplaced penis piercing.

>tfw had to walk through dirt in white Achilles

>>7062003
no, that would be >TFW not >tfw, are you new or what?

>>7062282
y-yo-you're new

>>7062121
once o got complimented by a girl when i was in my pleb lazy outfit, she said she liked my tustrleneck shirt and my jacket, i said thanks in the most indifferent way because of stress and shit, she said "no seriously" and then i said i know, i think i fucked it up, she still smiles at me and shit

>>7062310
I think we both know what needs to happen.

>>7062156
holy fuck, you deserve a fucking medal, sorry, but i bet that would be the most happy day of your life

>tfw your friends start copying your style

>>7062320
not sure if serious but I was pretty pumped

played it cool though
>here anon I'll give you my number, text me next week and we'll watch a movie in my dorm
>oh cool sure

fast forward today
>not even next week
> new text from qt3.14: "Hey anon how's your weekend"

>>7062289
right

>>7062318
i wish i´d knew

>>7062338
for experience i know that she´s into you, and knowing that she´s a qt3.14 shy girls, she would be a nice gf, go for it anon, just keep playing it cool, believe me, theres no need to be all gentleman or romantic until you have her in your pocket

>>7062338
you do deserve a medal
I'm happy for you anon 8)
not even the guy you replied to
she
wants
the
D

>>7062348
>she still smiles at me and shit
ask her name and talk

>>7062353
yeah dude she's def gf material, I would try to keep her as long as possible because I'd never do this well again

>tfw 5'10 6/10 but confident, outgoing and /fa/

I'm still not 100% sure of whether she's into me though, gotta see how next week goes then I'll be sure.
She giggles at me in class when we see each other, etc.

definitely dude, you have a similar story?

>>7062362
thanks m8.

let's hope so

>tfw haven't replied to her yet

gotta make her thirsty

>>7062189
>she's a quiet qt gril
AKA the craziest because she does a good job hiding it.

i'm half joking. i'm sure it'll be fine, and clearly she's attracted to you.

play it cool and don't get needy back on her and you'll be good to go.

i could tell stories about the "shy" girls i've been with but i'm worried it'll sound like me being bitter towards another anons good fortune.
keep your feelings on the DL and things will be fine.

remember, don't make her problem your problem.
this goes for all women in general, but when she's telling you something really serious about her past or whatever, LISTEN. don't offer advice, don't try to solve her problems. just tell her it will be ok.

>>7062397
>gotta make her thirsty
stone cold man. She's already won

>>7062377
well, lets say im his classmate and all that shit, and she kind of moans when i tell her darling and such things, you feel me? its like whgen i dont give a fuck about a girl i get to be the alpha male but when i really want to date a gril my autism intensifies and i fuck it up, i already know her name and we´re friends (i guess) and we greet each other with a kiss, so yeah, i feel like i´m stuck, also i have to wear an ugly uniform because private school and shit, swo maybe i loose my chance with her because she only liked my looks

>the perks of being /fa/

>>7061849
>have my style jacked and copied regularly
>none of these people try to befriend me
>no friends
>tfw no girlfriend

Last one is a joke - I had to

>>7062387
>because I'd never do this well again
check yourself.
this attitude is how you get too attached to a grill.
she is JUST a girl, you don't even know her yet.

it's good to lust a girl, but to already think she's special is bad. especially when those feelings are rooted in the fact she approached you.

not trying to sound negative at all, just something to think about.
keep your cards to your chest, and keep your feels in check.

>>7062387
>I'm still not 100% sure of whether she's into me though, gotta see how next week goes then I'll be sure.
>She giggles at me in class when we see each other, etc.
holy fuck, go for it anon!! do it, she´s totally into you, unless you´re the class clown or some shit like that, but remember to play it cool until you start dating in a more serious way

sorry but i have no similar stories, but i wish i had, maybe i could tell you that whenever i act indifferent with a girl they kind of get into me (read >>7062407) so yeah, my social anxiety fucks it up whenever i try to date some girl

>>7062405
thanks starfucks, you've helped me in the past bro.
if you remember, this is the girl I asked you about last week in the story about the two girls, she's the one I wanted, not the one i only wanted to fuck

>>7062408
how? replying 3 hours after she texts ain stone cold

>>7062407
women are like quicksilver, if you try to pin them down they scurry away into all directions. The point here is that you have to get beyond the school friends zone. So you need to do something outside school. As long as you dont go full autism it wont go wrong. Even a few embarrassing things wont fuck it up.

>>7062417
>it's good to lust a girl, but to already think she's special is bad. especially when those feelings are rooted in the fact she approached you.
this, for experience i know that this kills the magic in the relationship

>>7062353
>tfw I tried this but the shy girls are really, really fucking weird when you get to know them

>>7062405
>AKA the craziest because she does a good job hiding it.
hehe yeah, these shy girls are all wild and crazy in the bed or when they get comfortable with someone

>>7062417
>it's good to lust a girl, but to already think she's special is bad

okay man, although I already think she's special I'll take an unbiased approach from now on

>>7062397
alright maybe you arent doing as bad as most.

this is when you set the foundation of a relationship. establish these habits now, and keep it up with her, you'll have her begging you to never leave.

im giving a lot of advice right now cuz i need to kill time for like 30 mins. i went out for a quick date with a new grill today and it went great, but it also kinda got me thingken of life because of some stuff i heard.

>tfw you live in england
>tfw you have to put up with this everyday

>>7062432
well, thanks mate, i´m totaly doing this, maybe i´ll invite hor to play pool in that pub next to our school , another thing, she´s like 2 years younger than me, should i really try it? i mean i´m 17 (inb4 underage b&) and i dont really like to hang out with younger people but she seems nice as a sexbuddy material or even a gf but idk and theres this other girl who is always mirin at me, yeah i know, my autism is incrediblo innit?

>>7062190
I got those old vans for about 76 bucks.

>>7062466
first of all use punctuation, second of all age is okay.

And come on, dont think too far ahead. And girls like taken guys more so it is win win. All in all just keep calm, it is just an outing between friends.

>>7062441
yeah, i used to "date" this otaku girl, she was a 7/10 but she gets very horny sometimes but when you´re getting down with her she gets all autistic and fucks it up

>>7062466
inb4 b&

>>7062450
yeah, learned that from you last week dude

>>7062466
other guy here
>underage b&

in my experience with younger grils they're always mad annoying. In the summer went on a date with a gril and on the drive home we had sex in my whip and then after that she would not leave me the fuck alone.
She also LOVED to talk about stupid highschool drama and shit with me and it pissed me off so much

ended up block/delete on fb and ignore every text

>>7062190
le doc martens face

>tfw good red hair, but black eyebrows and tanned skin
>tfw get asked 2-3 times each week if I dye my hair.

shit gets annoying

>>7062486
yeah, thanks mate, you´re all good chaps, would hang out with you everyday, and sorry about my english, its getting rusty as fuck

>>7062484
please dont, this the only board i really enjoy

>>7062480
whats an autistic fuck like?
why does this sound like me

>>7062496
>please dont, this the only board i really enjoy
age bans are global, and 30 day. You can either dodge the ban (not a good idea if they find out) or be /fa/ alone for a month.

By the way, there are more good boards. You just have to bear with them for a while before you understand them as well as having an interest in the subject.

>>7062447
you know i'm not coming from a negative place, but there is truth in the expression "a bitch is a bitch."

i know it seems really negative, and all that, but it's something you need to consider to keep yourself in check. i'm not saying she's a bad girl, or is out to destroy you and ruin your life.
that's up to you. when you go into a relationship with strong feelings, that is a quick, easy way to end up putting her back up on a pedestal and going blind to many common issues.

a girl (and anyone) needs to prove herself over time. if she's really into you (and she is) she'll be on her best behavior for now. she will work very hard to impress you and show you her BEST side.

>>7062507
P sure he's just talking about girls being obstructively self conscious about their vagina's taste/smell/what the fuck ever. Like to the point where it's so obvious that she's not enjoying the sex that neither person can enjoy it.

>>7062507
it gets too uncomfortable and kills my boner, she starts rubbing your thighs and starts saying some stupid questiosn like "have you ever kissed a girl who you´re not dating?"

>walk into room,street wherever
>see couple
>guy looks at me funny grabs his girlfriend closer and tries to move away
sometimes it bothers me genuinely,am i that awkward guys?

>>7062532
>kissing girls before you're married to them

>>7062518
yeah, i enjoy /fa/, /b/ sometimes and i´m starting to like /ck/ but theres too much ramen in there

well, good thing i´ll be 18 in a couple of weeks

>>7062532
hahaha tell her
"no, because everyone waits to be in a committed relationship before kissing their significant other."

>>7062541
yeah, she had this sex-after.marriage ideology and thats why she fucked it up even if she wanted to fuck

>>7062522
you fall in love too quickly

if someone isn't in my life for atleast 5 years then i tend not to care for them

be it friends, dates, or even family members

it's probably because you're a virgin/never had alot of relationships with people. or your young and you don't know the difference between lust and love

lust wans rather quickly
within 2-3 weeks

but for some up to a year

>>7062462
ha, I live in canada and my only english buddy wears chinos all day everyday.

>>7062522
interesting
I've definitely been keeping it real though without giving away my feelings for her. I think it's safe to say she doesn't really suspect that I'm that into her yet.
Still though, it's strange, I'm not sure whether she wants the D for sure. Should I just keep playing it cool?

For real though thanks dude. Ended up cutting it loose pursuing that other gril who was mad crazy with her games. Still friends with her though.

>>7062553
>>7062549
oh no sieg and starfucks not this again in the /fa/ feels thread

>inb4 prodigy comes

>>7062571
Hey guys what's up this is prodigy and I came

>>7062571
>Should I just keep playing it cool?
absolutely

>>7062532
This is the funniest thing I have ever heard.

>>7062595
lol ill gut that bitch like a fish if i see her IRL

she smells like one, and looks like one.
and she acts like she has a goldfish brain

>>7062543
porn humour threads on /h/ and /d/ are quite funny but for /d/ you have to bear with all the dickgirls

>>7062661
yeah´im not really into anime or hentai, i look like spike tho, but anyways, thanks mate

>hey anon try this shirt
>it's ok, fits me nice
>you can have it
>it's a Hollister shirt (with the small logo in the pocket)
T-thanks, dad.

>tfw qt and i wearing same color/hue tops and bottoms last 3 days in a row
>tfw now referring to me as her twin and snaps pics of us erryday
>tfw not sure what to make of it if anything
its easier cus we both do 95% monochrome

>>7062683
bff

>>7062692
thats what im thinking. w/e i got other shit going on, and it probably looks appealing to other hos walking around with an /fa/ female friend.

>>7062683
she wants the D

>>7062701
it's ok to have girl friends, specially /fa/ gfs, as long as you don't have oneitis for her or something like that

>>7062712
certainly not, shes a little ditzy for me. but shes pretty fun and dresses decently.

>>7062675
2d is perfect though.

>>7062761
yeeeaaaah, nah, i like my girls 3d irl

>>7062761

>>7062016
*arcuate

>>7062761
>here we go again

>>7062808
>that gif
mis lados

>>7062864
!jaja!

>>7062421
how? replying 3 hours after she texts ain stone cold
do not overdo it,you'll be a bore and she'll lose patients

are u my patient..cuz im abt to give u the Vitamin D

>>7063183
lol, true enough

nice pickup line I'll be sure to use that

>tfw grils talk to you alone they refer to you by name even though it's completely obvious they're talking to you
>eg. be alone "anon, how was your weekend" could've bin "how was your weekend"
>when it's completely unnecessary they still call you by name
>it bugs me


am i an autist for having this bother me

>tfw lately I've been seeing beings and they look like they float around in my headroom

>>7063546
yes you are an autist
man i like it when girls say my name

>tfw 1 year dry spell

is it all downhill from here?

>>7063584
haha up your game bitch

>tfw last night I dreamed I died
>tfw there is nothing after death

>>7063594
>wtf is that image

>>7063605
art

Hairline feels general

>>7063624
reported saged

>>7063605
A dude with a hand grafted to his armpit.

>>7063623
don't even start bro. I've literally been having panic attacks lately because of that shit. I think ima start meds really soon

>walk into small craft shop with female friend
>me wearing Geller, Guidi, etc.
>her wearing CDG Play and other mid-level teencore brands
>storeowner compliments me several times
>says nothing about my friend's clothing
>she jelly the rest of the day

>tfw swagging on your friends so hard they salty

>>7063654
Finasteride isn't much better than balding

>dead dick
>shedding

Genetics homie

>>7063629
Lol didn't you start on /b/ at age 15 and desensitize yourself to any image you see? Then yoh moved to other boards at 17 and never looked back. Then you exclusively went to boards that can improve you after age 19. How are you such a bitch?

>tfw no matter how much fat I lose, I will always have a round face

why me? help

>>7063674
Shoulda been white dude

reroll

>>7063674
Blame your parents.

>>7063670
not him but that exactly what i did wow

I'm really feeling depressed at the moment. I'm not autistic, and I'm a really friendly guy who gets on with new people really easily, good job, started going to the gym shortly after, spending my money on some nice pieces. But I don't have any close knit friends, I sort of drift from friend group go friend group losing people along the way. I can chat girls up online easily but the opportunity to talk to new girls in real life are scarce. I don't know how to make new friends or anything more than that. It gets me pretty lonely

>>7063677
>>7063679
I am white
I blame it on the fact I sucked my thumb till my early teens which fucked up my jaw serial

>>7063680
We're all the same.

we're like 70% intp or intjs

and like 50% stem majors

and like 85% white

and mostly between 17 and 22

>>7063698
pretty much got me on the dot there

except the stem thing. im 2 stupid for a stem degree

I THINK IM BALDING FA HELP THIS IS THE END

>tfw you talked to a fashionable qt you've had a crush on for a year
>tfw she is smarter than you but you were able to "teach" her something in class

she wants the d

>>7063705
You better have a beard ready for your buzz

>>7063710
Highschooler pls

I haven't had a crush in 3 years.

>>7063718
I do, thankfully
how do I know if I'm actually balding

>>7063732
this so much
I haven't had a crush in 3-4 years.

>>7063670
Yep can't go back to /b/ for 5 seconds now
/fa/ is my only board

I hate shopping online but in this country I guess theres not much option, so

>finally decide to shop online for one thing I want
>go to X webpage
>doesnt deliver to VN
>go to Y webpage
>doesnt deliver to VN
repeat indefinitely

fuck this place

ALSO
>Zara made in VN
>"shit it must be cheap as fuck to buy Zara crap and other brands made in VN here"
> go to shopping center
>Zara and other brands are considered luxury and are more than 150% more expensive than in the US
fuck this place

>tfw complimented often by plebs
>tfw I am totally pleb by /fa/'s unrealistic standard

>tfw people ask me where I got a particular piece
>tfw /fa/ would call me a fuccboi

>tfw approached by grills
>tfw they mostly vapid, passive aggressive bitches

>tfw I am considered the most well dressed amongst my friends
>tfw I don't try. EVER.

I should stop giving a shit and start wearing overalls.

>>7063710
>tfw she is smarter than you

this is the worst feel

>>7064023

>>7062121
>tfw can't take compliments and always get cagey and sarcastic


>tfw don't like it when people make a big deal out of my clothes
>tfw don't like it when people sleep on my sick fits either

i'm a touchy cunt

>>7064002
never had this feel. literally ever. ive had a few approach but never ever surpass.

my IQs 146 btw.

> be me 1 year back
> not /fa/ but i know my basics and ain't afraid to spend money on clothes.

> Went shopping with fling
> Checkin out jackets found 2 both around 100 -150 euro
> a very cool bomber jacket kaki and a obey jacket kaki

> TFW FUUKIN BITCH TOLD ME SHE LIKES THE OBEY JACKET MORE
> Ofcourse cause of peer presure of her and the stupid shopping clerk ( Yust leave me alone ) made me buy the obey jacket
> Buyers remorse since then, like i can still see 100 fits i should have matched that bomber jacket with

> i fucked the girl for like a month and 2 and then broke of contact.

h-hold me /fa/

>>7064210
Yeah - I'm with you there. I mean, of course there are plenty of women who are more capable and knowledgeable in a certain field, but no woman has ever been more capable or well-rounded as myself

>throwing around your IQ

>>7064313
Stupid obey jacket i got, shit fits too bggy to like i'm back in the 90's.

http://www.lyst.com/clothing/obey-the-blizzard-jacket-in-khaki/#fullscreen=img9088730

>>7064313
>listening to woman opinions

>tfw girls ask when we're gonna hang out.
>i asked when she is avaible
>she said next week Tuesday,

>i ask her the week after the that is cool 4 her
> TFW i want that week extra to put toggether my perfect fit.

this is /fa/ right ??

also what are so /fa/ thing to do on a date,

most of the time i yust go watch a movie at my home our go to the cinema but that shit feels autistic as fuck.

>>7064348
Do you live in a city?

Going out to lunch then browsing through different stores is always a good call.

>>7064348
Just do what feels right. If you think about any more than that; then you're doing it wrong
>tfw not sure about proper use of semi colin

Hey /fa/, first time poster, long-time low self-esteem-er.

Whenever I look in the mirror I think my face is fine, but when I use a second mirror to get that reverse reflection I notice one eye is noticeably bigger than the other. It instantly kills my self esteem and confidence, makes my face look crooked.

But when I look at other pictures of people sometimes they have one eye bigger than the other too, not very much, but noticeable if you look for it.

Basically, am I alone in this feel, or is it normal? Is it the first thing people notice when they look at me?

>>7064210

ur saying yoou've literally never met anyone smarter than you? or just never dated anyone smarter?

>>7064358
no one's perfect, like no one will realy see it.
our its mostly in your hear dude.

>>7064358
>>7064358
Like the other anon said, no one is perfect. And the deeper you look the more things you'll find that aren't perfect

pic kinda related

>>7063686
Get a hobby where you socialise with people , skateboarding our something.

also talk more to one of your ' friends' maby that will make you guys closer to eachother.

>>7064355
yes live in second biggest city in the country, did that shit once already with this girl when me and her were @amsterdam at the same time by coincendence.

>>7064357
got the same problem my grammer sucks.

>>7064355
Hit up the local used book/record store and coffee shop.

>>7064313
>>7064329
this looks like the other jacket i should have gotten,
if anyone know this brand pls tell me

>>7064455
someone pls

>people in hollister/aeropostale clothing get 400+ likes
>you barely get to 10

I know it's shallow but fuck

>>7064379
Is that why you got plastic surgery?

>>7064367
>>7064379

Thanks for the reassuring comments, guys. I really appreciate it.

Lately my low self-esteem and confidence has been causing me to drift from my friends. I only leave my room to go to my classes or buy food these days. Dunno what I'm gonna do.

>>7064476
lol wot?
When did I get plastic surgery? and where?

>tfw broad shoulders
I don't think I'll ever be /fa/
I didn't choose the /fit/ life, the /fit/ life chose me.

>>7064360
dated. there are smarter people around me every day. just happens that so many highly intellectual females either intimidate or gross me out. also its kind of a power thing, i like being the dominant one in the relationship, and i like ending it first. figures i also like bdsm.

>>7063698
what's stem?

>>7063624

It's the man's severed arm attached to a major artery in order to keep the tissue alive for a later surgery.

>>7064747
Science Technology Engineering Mathematics.

>>7062112
I know that feel

Also,

>tfw show up to girl's place in floral tee and she opens the door in a floral dress

>>7064358
I have that exact same problem, but nobody's ever said anything about it so I don't worry. Don't sweat it bro.

>>7062310
bitch want the D

>>7063939
post a fit

>>7062090
that can be fixed bro they put this white stuff in the gap and it makes you look fressshh

>>7064834

>>7064846
qt ;)

>>7064854
Hah. I'm just kidding. This is one of those shitty photos that Bandit posts.

I'm too shy to post fit on /fa/, because I am a huge faggot with a rapeable face.

IRL, I am just painfully average.
>tfw not too ugly, but not really handsome
>tfw not too smart, but not stupid
>tfw not too strong, but not scrawny
>tfw not pleb, but not nxtlvl

I am going through a self-improvement phase right now. Can anybody feel with me?

only own one, but its my only pair of jeans

>tfw azn qt and I keep exchanging glances at each other
>tfw the semester is close to finishing
>tfw I'll regret not talking to her

>>7064891
I feel you man

How old are you?

>>7064891
i feel you brother, i have confidence but my body sucks so thats what im working on right now.

>>7064910
You've got more than a month to at least say "hi" to the girl. Besides, it's not like she's going to disappear into the abyss after the semester.

>>7064914
21

>>7064916
Yarp. I'm hitting the gym, too.

I just hate being so. . . gray. I just feel neutral.

>>7064891
isnt that pic from the x files episode with the Jersey devil/Bigfoot?
damn its been ages

>>7064931
Damn straight. I friggin' love the X Files. Here's another.
>dem mammaries

>>7064935
dont know that fell, im rather unique. but it also means i have to try pretty hard to not be
>that guy

just find a direction you want people to see you as and work towards it

>have more female friends than guy friends because they always make the first move
>some of them are azn qts
>not sure if good or bad feel

>tfw no future
>tfw I'm too embarrassed and ashamed to do online dating
>tfw 23 yo virgin college drop out

Future looks non existent and empty

>>7064935
>>7064943
>tfw you get the reputation of being "that guy" who never talks or go to parties
>you're more outgoing and extroverted now but people still see you as "that guy"

When's the cut off for losing your virginity? I'm already 18 and I'm depressed af

>>7064943
Oh, I've got an aptitude towards the visual arts, namely painting. But it's not like I'm going to walk around with a canvas and easel.

I just want to be seen as a trustworthy and hardworking individual. W2C clothes that make me look trustworthy and hard working?

>>7064969
>w2c actions?

>>7064962
please dont sweat it. i lost mine at 17, and totally regret the experience. when it happens, just make sure its special.

>>7064972
i just lost my shit

>>7064954
I'm like this. I really want to go clubbing one day and try to blend in with the rest, maybe pick up some qts. Is that worth a try? I'm so lonely ;_;

>>7064955

you're only 23, bro

>>7064979
Why did you regret it? I do want my experience to be special with someone I care about, but I feel like there's so much pressure.

>>7064942
fuck i love the x files too.
first season right?

ps: Duchovny and Anderson did an AMA @ reddit this past weekend

>>7064988
i regret that i was not with someone i care about. also whiskey dick
>be sober

>>7064988
also one of my best boys is an 18y/o virgin. please dont sweat it, when it happens it happens.

>>7064990
>>7064995
I may be able to lose it to my ex, but I think she has herpes now...

>>7064987
Yeah, it's first season. "Jersey Devil" episode.

They also say that they're making a new X-Files movie. The last movie sucked, but fuck it, make another one!

>>7065010
yeah, dont.

>>7065006
Word.
Oh god I was such an X files geek when I was younger. Spent so much money on a bazillion of their books
Still remember some trivia from the Jersey Devil episode tho

>>7062338
How'd she text you if she gave you her number?

>>7065075
idk but i'll tell you the best way to exchange numbers with a girl
take her phone. send yourself a text from it.
now you have her number, and she has yours.
plus you've also already started a convo.

>>7064978
lose the "im lonely" attitude, and you'll have a chance.

if you literally don't know anyone there, it won't be easy, but you can still possibly pull it off with practice.

if you know someone it'll be easier.

a good attitude to have is you are going to experience it and have fun. you can't base your success on whether or not you meet a girl.

you are going to have the most fun possible, and keep a positive attitude towards the people around you.

>tfw in between sizes (XS and S)
>tfw spending money you have on clothes you don't need
>tfw constantly telling yourself "This will be my last cop for a while, I need to save my money."
>tfw never satisfied with your wardrobe
>tfw always seeing people be more effortlessly more /fa/ than you on the street

The ride never ends, /fa/.

>>7065075
>>7065094
Pretty funny because i gave her mine this exact way lol.

>>7065124
you are a natural dog.
keep it up and you'll be pro.

if you are who i think you are
the only thing i feel like i need to keep reinforcing is to keep your options open. you are young, and if youve never been in a serious relationship you have no idea how quickly feelings can hit and oneitis becomes a very real thing.

you should be constantly checking yourself, and when you start thinking that you are bored without her, or are wondering who she's hanging out with, you need to really think about how that's a problem.

treat this entire relationship as a learning experience. if you feel she's playing games, understand her reasoning. what does she want and whats the best way to respond?

she won't be the only girl to play that exact move on you, so get good now and in the future you'll be two steps ahead.

>>7065150
Yep I'm the guy from last week with the story about the two grils, one of which wanted me and the other that I wanted. (So far everything's going good wit the one I want)

Ty man, you give great advice

>order these sneakers
>unexpectedly get FedEx priority mail
>hnnng they'll be here any day
>they're at my cities sorting facility
>weekend
>canadian thanks giving on monday
>I work at 5pm on tuesday when they're suppose to show up.
>the fedex office is far away and I'll only have the chance to go there friday
hold me /fa/

>>7065150
whos to say he doesnt want oneitis
not to devalue your advice, clearly youre one of the most versed people on this board (site probably)

also how to start dates w/o transportation? i recall you saying you only text to set up pick-up times.

>>7065197
unexpectedly getting fedex priority mail might mean you'll end up with an unexpected huge delivery bill

>>7065199
what do you think oneitis is?

because if you're asking why someone wouldn't want it, i don't think you know what it is.

i mean, it's not even a real word, so i can see people getting confused about it.
i'm wondering what you think it means.

>>7062553
Everything that has ever came out of your mouth is complete autistic shit, christ.


pls go

>>7065233
i thought it was infatuation, but contextually i now see it means idealization. which i consent is negative.

>>7061849
>look in mirror
>fit looks pretty good
>jeans tapered etc
>look straight down at body right to the feet
>jeans look too baggy, fit looks like shit

I know it's perspective and all, but damn.

>>7065230
free delivery

>>7065251
don't worry dude, its literally just the angle. happens to absolutely everyone

>>7065242
yea. oneitis is like going blind in a lot of ways.

>>7065283
Question. I'm literally a terrible texter. In person I'm great at talking (probably one of the only reasons I get with girls) but through text I over think everything I say. I'm really bad at keeping coversations through text. Is this a bad thing or can I get away with it?

>tfw you will never live in a /fa/ urban city like NY

>>7065303
>tfw u already live in an nyc and complain about how much of a shithole it is but you cant imagine living anywhere else after living in nyc your whole life

>>7065303
I can come piss on your patio if you want, that should help set a similar atmosphere.

>>7065150
The truest of truths.

Fell for this badly. 2 years I won't get back and lost my virginity around 17. Like the other people are saying, really got to make it special.

>>7065303
Iktf, my friend went to NYU and I'm hella jealous

>>7065332

nyu is not new york though

it's a bunch of ppl who want to live in nyc

>>7065340
lol ive been living in nyc my whole life and now i go to nyu, i just dont wanna leave the city to go to some bumfuck college all the way in massachusettes or however you spell that redneck place

>>7065347
>there are only two colleges in the USA. One is NYU and the other is in MIT.

>>7065290
i'm the same way.
i hate texting, especially because i could sit down with a girl face to face and have a great conversation.

the good thing is, over texting is one of the easiest ways to kill a relationship, so that's one thing you don't have to worry about.
i will rarely have a long "chat" with a girl, through text or FB. I text with a purpose, and then i gtfo.
what is your purpose for texting her?

sometimes i'll hold a convo for a bit longer but that's if i'm not gonna see the girl for a while, and even then it's minimal info from me. if i can't think of what to say, i probably won't say anything, or i'll change the subject.

if you want to post up a convo i may be able to give you some ideas on how to improve.

>>7065316
>really got to make it special.
if you're talking about losing your virginity i really don't think you need to wait for a special girl.

seems like that would only make the feelings stronger.
idk because i never really had any feelings for the girl i lost mine to (i was 16) but i also didnt care that i was a virgin. i think that's what fucks with guys heads. the thought that losing your virginity will change you.

>>7065356
Same guy as before.

She texted me like I said, making a comment on one of the classes last week, and I replied with some stupid answer, then I asked her how thanksgiving was going, she told me a little about her weekend and asked how mine was. I was like good, but ready to back to school (it's thanksgiving here in Canada so we're all home for the weekend from uni).
>/convo

I feel I can never keep an open convo because I have no idea what to say lol

I probably should've just not replied after she asked about my weekend because then I wouldn't have killed the convo with my horrible texting abilities

>>7065366
but don't take that wrong way and think i mean ANY girl.

i think you should lose it to a girl you are attracted to (lusting).
i don't think you need to build a huge bond with her first.

>>7065366
>i also didnt care that i was a virgin
well yeah you were 16
it's a little different when you're 24

>>7065356
what upsets me about all this is I agree with most of what you post because its true but I don't want it to be

I want to be able to text a girl about random shit
I want to be able to tell a girl how a feel without caring about how she perceives it
I want to not have to attempt to keep a girl interested

I've been doing these things lately and my success rate has plummeted but I am so much happier. I'll get bored or horny and go back to doing it the effective way but its liberating to do everything wrong

>>7065403
i sort of understand that, but really it doesn't make sense.

there is no difference, you just have created a difference in your mind and it's giving you problems.

>>7065379
that question is a good opportunity to raise your "value" in her mind.
think "will this text get me closer to getting laid?"
if not, rethink it.

if your weekend was boring and lame, don't say that. don't lie, just avoid telling the truth.
say "im just ready to get back to class lol" or similar.

now she is wondering what you did. saying it was boring is lowering the mood, keeping it mysterious is raising it.

funny because i have a text from just a week or so ago where i left a girl hanging on that question.
and i have another where i answered exactly how you did.
overall, it doesn't matter much.

My problem with all this formulaic PUA type stuff is that it limits you to certain quality of person. Really top notch women who don't play games are very real, and they see right through this headgame bullshit.
It is possible to find a partner who's an equal, but you're not going to do it by parsing your behavior into a series of if/then arguments designed to impose some sort of fabricated confidence and dominance on a human relationship.

If you want to meet the right person, focus on yourself. Be incredible, be dynamic, be fearless and positive. You will draw these people to you like a magnet and you really don't have to edit your own persona into some synthetic Alpha male who behaves in a way you'd rather not.

i haven't ejaculated in a month

good feel but also a bad one

>>7065411
i know how you feel, and there are plenty of guys who will tell you i'm wrong and you should always be honest about your feelings, but it's not true.

you want to do all these things, but it's counterproductive and there are a bunch of reasons why.

personally, accepting it was kind of tough, but i realized that all those "feelings" i wanted to express could, and should, be expressed in different ways.
all that stuff you want to do will lead you to getting too attached, and we all know how that ends up.

>>7065478

>If you want to meet the right person, focus on yourself. Be incredible, be dynamic, be fearless and positive. You will draw these people to you like a magnet and you really don't have to edit your own persona into some synthetic Alpha male who behaves in a way you'd rather not.

This is just what I needed. Thanks poet you're a great guy

>>7065497
You should take part in no fap November.

>>7065441
>now she will be wondering what you did
Man that's genius

This is great, but right now I only see her twice a week, Monday and Friday, and tomorrow is cancelled so the next time will be Friday. Were in separate programs too so i never see her around campus. Should I just play it cool and wait until Friday to get something else going or should I fire a text and see if she wants to hang out or something? I don't want to come off as clingy at all and id rather her think I'm not interested.

>>7065507

i can do no fap, but i want a grill on my dick at this point

This is really random but

Last night I had a dream where I met the most perfect girl of my dreams, then just as I was about to make a move on her I woke up

And I can't stop thinking about her

I know it sounds ridiculous but I feel so attached to her is there a word for this feeling

>>7062112
I use autist way too often in common conversation. Sometimes people get offended.

>>7065478
I'd say its not really pua stuff so much as it is basic human interaction stuff. The analogy I'd use is that starfucks type shit is like advertisement for a good product whilepua stuff is like those shitty infomercials that exist only to sell you a piece of crap. You have to get over that initial activation energy, if you are familiar with chemistry lol, then you can be less conscious of your actions once you know someone better. I think the main key when using starfucks type advise is to incorporate it without changing your personality so that your whole shtick isn't a fabrication but just a way to show people your actual identity is worth knowing.

>>7065503
It's a harder path to take, but the results are far superior.
Getting laid is all good and well, but at the end of the day, do you really want to be isolated from your lover because your elaborate power game prevents you from opening your heart? To really connect to another human being, to really feel love, you need to open up, you need to ready for them to hurt you and trust them not to. You need to compromise your position at some point.
Otherwise, you're still alone at the end of the day, playing a game, living behind a little mask.

Being sensitive and ready to truly connect with someone has nothing to do with being a doormat, either. Opening up takes strength and courage.

>>7065478
lol

there is no woman in this town of 50k that has more college degrees than myself

most people i've met
i personally have more college degrees than their entire family, if you count my mother, brother, father we all have more college degrees than most families dating back 3-4 generations

i have 2 aa, 2 ba, 1 ma
dad has aa, 3 ba, 2 ma, 1 jd
mom has aa (japan), ba (us)
brother has 2 aa, 1 ba working on ma living on a sail boat (Catalina 30)

there are no equals haha

>>7065535
sieg i don't believe you are real. i recall your trip being public or something and your recent shitposting spree only confirms my feeling. the sieg i remember was vain to fault and the current round of sieg posts are making the persona look bad

>>7065478
Exactly. The person who is right for you should like the real you.

Would you want to date a girl who fell for this shit? It's good for a quick fuck I guess.

Thanks for making thoughts similar to my thoughts so eloquent poet

>>7065517

yeah its called tfw no gf

>>7065535
You're not even real, Sieg.

>>7065517
IKTF brah

Those dreams are heavy as shit, it feels like you just lost someone very close to you.

>>7065533

I agree with this but I feel depressed because I haven't met someone that I like that I can open up to

I've hooked up with random girls before but I'm tired of that and I want a real relationship

>>7065478
>Really top notch women who don't play games are very real, and they see right through this headgame bullshit.
I agree, but i don't really think of this stuff as playing games. the games come when she tries to test you, as in she's the one doing the headgame bullshit.

>If you want to meet the right person, focus on yourself. Be incredible, be dynamic, be fearless and positive.
exactly. the stuff i'm talking about really comes down to focusing on yourself. it's about maintaining control of your life, which a lot of guys end up failing to do when feelings for a girl get involved. they start to make her life their life, and that's gonna destroy them down the line.

>you really don't have to edit your own persona into some synthetic Alpha male who behaves in a way you'd rather not.
good point, but at the same time, there are mistakes guys make and there are ways to fix them.

Most of what i'm posting about tonight is about keeping a clear head so you really can find a special girl down the line.

>>7065540
I'd say its less falling for shit and more advise to make autistic people who don't have good interpersonal skills learn good interpersonal skills. Most of the things starfucks advocates aren't manipulative or pua-y at all, just normal confident human interaction. It just seems odd when explained in text because people think it is meant to be a step by step thing when really it is just describing how to have a more normal socially engaging attitude.

>>7065550

Fuck I'm glad someone knows this feeling. I've gotten with random girls at parties and stuff but It just feels so pointless and It's like I've crafted an image of the perfect companion in my mind and I finally met her but it was just a dream

I haven't felt this lonely in a long time

>>7065546
i resent that, i was never vain
i always spoke about quality and styling clothing in a manner that was functional and had some sort of design princible that made it seem as if it were made to stand the test of time

personally i am way way too unattractive to be vain in any form

>>7065543
why would i be greedy and keep this trip for myself?

hell i got the orignal KKK trip from an ex tripfag from here

>>7065562
I like to think the dreams are excavations into a parallel universe where my parallel self has found the perfect girl of our dreams, and while I live my life routinely he's out there feeling fulfilled and loved and happy with her.

It's just a thought but that shit eats me up. Either way this feelings will come to pass until one day the dream comes again.

>>7065515
pls respond be4 I sleep for the night starfucks

>>7065552
Thanks for a thoughtful reply.
>>7065554
I guess I worry that it should all be a more organic process, but then again I don't still have a lot of the problems socializing that I used to. I just pushed thru it, I suppose.

>>7063546
>someone says "hello anon"
>I respond with just "hello" and immediately feel bad for not using there name

>>7065251
So much this

I've returned 3 pairs of APC's (back and forth) changing between different cuts (new standards first, then petit ns, then petit standard)

>My friends said I looked fine In new standards
>Mirror agreed
>My perspective disagreed, returned

>Friends said I look fine In petit ns
>Mirror agreed
>My perspective disagreed, returned

>Thought I looked good in petit standards
>Mirror - " you look like a bitch"
>Friends "you look like a bitch"
Returned them.

Hold me /fa/

>>7065533
i feel this post, and it's actually something i've been thinking about and working on recently.

in the past i've been dropping girls over slight disrespect, and that's not a bad thing if you play how i play but it does prevent me from really sharing a bond with them.

now i think about where the bad actions are coming from, and try figuring out the best way to deal with it.
you can drop a girl when she plays some stupid game or gets too emotional. that's easy mode.
you can just ignore it and let her keep it up. that's beta mode.
you can figure out why she did it, address it, solve it and grow together from it, that's cool mode.

that's how you make a girl comfortable with you.

>>7065621
you're weak, man. you have this entire set of esoteric little rules and tricks for trying to play your women into having sex with you, and then you accuse them of "games"?

do you understand how one-sided that is? take it from me, dude. it's an equivalent exchange thing. you get out what you put in. if you're getting out girls who only "play games," the constant in all those relationships is you.

>>7065604
>fit anxiety

All day every day.


>drop off pants with tailor
>ask for them to be made slimmer throughout the pant, more like the jeans i was wearing
>she takes measurements, leg openings are the same
>"i will leave leg opening the same"
>now wondering if i should've asked her to make the leg opening a bit smaller too
>wondering if i should call her and see if she can still do that

>>7065638
Why is one way more valid than another?

>>7065515
it's only a few days.

you could hit her up with some type of playful comment to pique her interest and get her excited about seeing you again, or you could just kick back and see what she does.

i know you wanted me to decide for you, but both options are fine.

the problem with waiting around is she may not text back out of fear she's being too clingy.
then you're both just sitting there waiting.

it's best to be proactive, and gauge her interest based on how she responds to a fun text from you. at least early on in the relationship.
you are the leader, remember.

im gonna post a screencap in a bit and write some stuff about it.

>>7062417
all of my this.

>>7065645
Hate when I don't wanna bother someone doing work for me even tho it's their job :/
>don't get problem wanna ask teacher question
>don't wanna annoy her

>in shoe store asked guy to bring me 9.5, those didn't fit, asked for 10, those didn't fit.
>afraid if I ask for 10.5 he'll get frustrated and hate me

>told barber how I wanted my hair cut
>about to start but hasn't started yet
>suddenly change my mind
>don't wanna say anything cuz I think it would annoy the barber so I suck it up

>>7065702
Same always. Is there a term for this

>>7065638
4chan bragging about having "game' and being sew mysterious and not responding to text messages.....now i know this board is in middle school.

shit back when i was in high school we would just call each other since texts were fucking $0.25 to send and $0.10 to recieve

and when we said "i got game"
we meant snake

also everyone going ape shit over the matrix phones in 1999

>>7065711
Being a pussy.

Playing games with people may seem fun at first, because it brings some power and amusement and conceit to your life, but the only people you will attract are other people that play games. It may seem like a quick fix that suddenly gets you attention, and that's exciting to someone that's had trouble in the past with people in general. I agree with what others here are saying, mainly because my personal experiences have shown me what I missed out on by playing little games. Be genuine; if you don't like yourself, nobody else will either, even if they like your act. I'll stop projecting now, goodnight.

>tfw you'll never find some as attractive as you with similar interest in music and fashion
>tfw not narcissistic, just realise I will never meet my ideal qt
>tfw i will always have to settle in one aspect

>>7065702
iktf. I've gotten better about not doing that but this was my first time going to a tailor so I was kinda nervous

>>7065715
you think you have game, but you don't.
i have more game than anyone on 4chan and pics to prove it.

this is A game, not my only game. i have several games.
it's not 1999 anymore, time to grow up.

>>7065533
Aren't you dating someone, poet?

>tfw I lost a pair of jeans

how does this shit even happen. I've looked everywhere

>>7065921
No, I dumped her.

>>7065808
>more game than anyone on 4chan
lol

>>7065927
maybe you left them at a friends house?

>>7065932
Well, whatre you looking out for?
That sucks, man

>>7065940
>friends
hahahah yeah....

>>7065933
prove me wrong.

nobody else posts game pics.
here's another. and these are just from TODAY

>>7065955
MOD PLEASE DELETE I FORGOT TO CENSOR NAME.
THIS IS TO PROTECT THE GAME PLEASE DELETE THIS PIC.

>>7065943
I changed over time, she did not. The man I became was incompatible with her, and she had no interest in growing with me.
I'm also in a sort of transitory phase right now. Don't really have the space in my life for a lover.

>>7065933
prove me wrong.

nobody else posts game pics.

i had to delete the old pic because i forgot to censor the name.
here's another. and these are just from TODAY

>>7065965
you mean

DoDonPachi

>>7065965
DoDonPachi :D:D:D

>>7065951
maybe around your dryer and washer? i have had shirts get swept under mine. go through your dirty laundry.

do you get drunk a lot?

>>7065960
you can delete your own post idiot

DoDonPachi

>>7065976
>>7065974
>>7065973
delete these please.

>>7065958
well, 'lover' being short or long distance
(kidding, jest jest jest)
hope everything works out. it's just a matter of time, tbh.

>>7065927
check underneath your mattress (but above the bedframe) and in your refrigerator. also, any desk drawers.
lost a shirt for months and found it in the moving boxes in the upper back of my closet, also, found a metal bracelet from my childhood that was gone for 5+ years in the garden shed's hose storage unit.
it's around, just think orthodox

is 300 bump limit?

ive been working on a post but ill probably save it for later if bump limit is 300 posts.

>>7066019
just post it now m8

>>7065996
Hoooooooooooooooly shit Poet is not going to be your e-bf

>>7065975
that's a very nicely drawn knife
I like your drawings

>>7065996
man posts like these are so fucking weird
are we already at that point where random anons are confessing their love for poet

obsessing over a person you've never met is straight-up disgusting and weird

>tfw you look 8/10, thick dark hair, clean face, fit as fuck, /fa but not ridiculous
>21yo and still a virgin (no girls at uni, uni consumes 90% of time)
>sit with an ugly workmate with greasy thin hair, fuckin yokel face and a beer belly dressed taobao tier, 22yo
>listen to stories about dozens of girls he fucked
>god why

>tfw two years ago I would spend $50 total for two plain tees, a sweater and maybe a pair of pants
>tfw last cop I spent $250 on a sweater and a tee alone

What have you done to me /fa/...

>>7063594
It's grafted to his armpit so the hand can recover before it is reattached to his left arm.