/fa/ - Fashion

>>7059188
Damn, badonkadonk son.

You've got quite a bit of junk-in-the trunk.

Dose Glutes
wearing anything but yoga pants or skinnies is a disservice

nice dick dude, you use that thing on chicks?

w2c that fine ass

>>7059188
You don't.

I have a 26 inch waist but i size up to 30inch and wear my jeans low waist. Since i have a big butt. Black dude btw.

>>7059283
>you use that thing on chicks
Oh holy shit that was good

w2c dick

>>7059341
Do you do that thing the kids are doing nowadays where their ass is hanging out over their jeans?

It looks like total shit aesthetically but damn if it doesn't turn me on just a little to see a nice ass. Its kind of funny that its what the cool kids are doing though, you'd think it would be considered gay as fuck.

Are you like five feet tall?

Also post more pics off butt for review

>>7059420
5'10", just odd proportions.

N&F weird guys maybe?

>>7059188
Why do I have the feeling you got your dick in chubs mode before taking this picture.

>>7059432
You must have the longest torso brosef

>>7059433
because you yourself are insecure and can't admit that to yourself that OP has a big dick.

>>7059433
Not OP, small-average dicked guy here but I get a pretty obscene bulge just because my balls tighten up and push everything forward.

>>7059415
when you really think about it rap culture has turned gay as fuck in a lot of ways.

funny how it's about proving how much of a man you are, yet doing it in some of the most feminine ways possible.

this isn't hating on rap, btw, just something i thought about today.

>>7059443
>>7059415

I think a lot of young guys look for excuses to sexualize themselves in socially acceptable ways, so when they find an opening like that without risking being called a faggot they take it.

As soon as it becomes socially unacceptable though these are probably the same guys doing the faggot calling.

Like how skinny jeans used to be considered gay when I was in high school and you'd risk getting jacked up by the black kids now they're the norm.

>>7059443
got them rick wedges on rick t lookin like a skirt
showin em bitches how a real man suck dick
bitches impressed i take a shot 2 da dome better than kurt (cobain)

she see how a playa suck dick, she wanna get with me

>>7059465
but now they're the norm*

>>7059437
Either he's got chubs or his house is frigid and his balls stiffened up and are making his dick look like it's trying to escape his underwear.

I appreciate the talk about my dick, but how can I be /fa/?

>>7059495
Yeah yeah, in a minute.

So about OP's dick...is it big? I dunno lol what do you guys think

>>7059513
OP needs to post pics of his dick before we can discuss his effayness.

You asked for it OP.

Your bulge asked for this.

>>7059513
5 inches hard i guess

>>7059525
>5 inches hard

well that was anticlimactic

>>7059559
last I measured it was 5 inches hard but that was when I was 11

op here, its 14 inches

>>7059571
>last I measured it was 5 inches hard but that was when I was 11

>>7059573
but the man with the biggest penis on earth only has a 13 point something inch dick.

Well now I just don't know what to believe.

Unless we get some solid evidence I just don't see how we can possibly move forward to help out OP

>browsing front page
>this thread shows up
>read OP
>"oh this might be an interesting thread, I'm curious to see what /fa/'s opinions on different proportions are"
>all comments are about OP's dick and ass

never change /fa/

>>7059573
>>7059602
obviously it was a joke, but it reminded me of this thought i once had: what if there were people out there that were "better" than world-record holders, but simply go unrecognized because they don't try for them? like maybe there's people taller and stronger and have longer dicks than the world records, but they've never met up with guiness to be recorded

>>7059626
This is why I love /fa/

>>7059631
I feel sure this must be true.

There's bound to be some guy out there who is either ashamed or just doesn't feel like becoming famous for his massive 16 inch dick.

Or maybe somewhere in fucking kenya

>>7059639
You're right.

Its me, the OP. I am the one with the big dick. I am shy

>Getting a halfie to post your picture on /fa/

>>7059188
post full body
you must have a very long torso
you could probably be an oly lifter

>>7059742
,>babydick detected

>>7059754
going to sleep. maybe tomorrow

>>7059188
your derrier scares me

>>7059742
Protip: real men have big dicks

bmp

Gonna post some fits

Gonna post some fits

Pretty basic stuff because I didn't want to waste money on expensive jeans that don't fit.

Suggestions appreciated.

>>7063184
>>7063259
pull ur pants up

>>7063184
God 511's are such awful fits. They used to fit better idk why the widened the 511 to 501 status

>>7063283

srsly

and now they call the 511 'slim'

>>7063283
yeah they really went to shit

>>7063283
are 510s good

>>7063329
>>7063283
510s are too tight. Whats the in between, tailored 511s?

>>7059188
Also weird proportions, manage to pull off 510s pretty well.

>>7063402
Fat people can't wear skinny jeans. Get some 501s

>>7063423
fit? jeans waist size and measured waist size?

>>7063402
learn 2 wool trousers
tapered trousers in coarse textures suit big legs the best

>>7059188
Lol is that how all manlets calves look?

I only assume you do calve raises all day every day when you get the milk out of the fridge or a plate out of a cabinet or a shirt off a rack.

>>7063402
Gap

Authentic Skinny Raws

wait for a sale and you can get them for 45.

gap runs large so they're perfect for you

they are heavily tapered

and the cheapest entry level raws beside levis and better than levis

>>7059571
wut.

Measure now, we're all curious.

>>7063598
Thanks! Looks promising. How can you find out when the sale is though, just keep checking?

>>7059432
>N&F weird guys maybe?

Dude, I'm just like you with the weird proportions. I got a pair of Weird Guys for $78 on ebay. The thing is that they have low as fuck rises, so they will be sitting on your hip mostly instead of your waist.

I would recommend something with an at least 11" rise.

>>7059188
OP I would gladly help you find a good pair of fitting jeans, but you have to post your leg measurements or measurements of a pair that fits you really well.

>>7059742
Maybe he's just a shower. My dick's pretty huge flaccid, I've been accused of shoving socks down there, and I'd say our bulges are similar

>>7063589
I'm interested, could you link some pics or examples please?