/fa/ - Fashion

bodies aren't fashionable; clothes are. go to fit if you want to talk about body modification

>>7020601
Gross skinnyfat fuck detected.

>>7020601
>implying all clothing will look 'fashionable' regardless of body shape
why do you think effay idolises hungry skeletons so much
gb2reddit

>>7020613
>>7020630

doesn't make this the place to talk about body goals when /fit/ exists. every other thread on this board seems to be about body image issues.

>tfw manlet
>how do i anorexia
>am i ugly

fucking same vapid shit all the time.

I don't mind if a few threads like this pop up, but seeing a whole page of stuff not related to fashion, especially when there are dedicated boards for a lot of the discussions, is seriously frustrating

>>7020670
good 2 finally have a mod xD

>>7020601
>not being modern couture
disgusting skeleton

>>7020670
This.

>>7020670
calm down, buddy
people are just trying to look the best they can

I'm skinny as of now. I'm close to achieving Ottermode.

I started exercising last month but I'm stilll pretty skinnyfat

I think I look 10 pounds heavier than I am

Idk what I want but I know the girls and dudes in the gym want mine.
More abs than >>7020596
Her thighs are too fat btw

I'm just nothing, just skin and bone. I wish I could ottermode, but I just can't get it.

>>7020596
I have a cyclists body, generally lean with built legs. Not too /fa/ but I'm not about to give up cycling so...

skinnyfat
legs are 2 fat, aiming for slimming down

i stopped doing exercise because of study and vidya, fuck me i look terrible right now (skinnyfat)

how to slim down thighs? i'm fairly skinny but my thighs are huge, when i sit it looks like i have four legs

>>7021463
Buying a wheel chair and not using your legs AT ALL for an entire year should do the trick.

>>7021463
>slim down thighs

>>7020596
I'm okay but 5%bf too high.

but /fa/ knows absolutely nothing about working out so whatevs

>>7021477
>>7021478
keep squatting

Not sure what I'm aiming for yet, but I know I'm not quite there.

>>7021610
Ohp and bench. You look like all you do is the row cardio machine.

>>7021485
You look like a fucking pear. You have women's hips. Lay off the pie you skinny fat fuck.

NO MORE CARBS FOR YOU. Eat cans of tuna, and skim milk while working out 5 days a week and work an hour of cardio into your lifts each day and you may not be shaped like my older sister.

Oh and you're a fucking liar. You're no lower than 14% body fat. So tonight skip the fucking Ben And Jerry's Chunky Monkey, and have a bowl of fruit with yogurt. Do 100 sit ups. Wake up early and change your life. You'll thank Anon later.

>>7021628
I bench 225 3x5 and db OHP 85s 3x5. I don't know why they look so shit

>>7021631
>You look like a fucking pear.
Not that dude with the luscious hips, but you have no idea what a pear-shape is.

>>7021643
No, that guy's right, dude looks like a fucking pear.

>>7021643
Yeah, I'm more like an hourglass with double the sand on top. I got my moms genes and she has rockin hips. But they also made me 6'2" and my dad was 5'8" so I think I got the better end of my parents genes. I only want to be 10% and no lower anyway. So exactly as I said im about 5% above where I want to be.

>>7021643
THAT is pear shaped you stupid cunt. Now go lift and stop acting like it's not your delicate little puffy frame in the picture.

>>7021680
Actually pear shaped would be double the sand on the bottom. Have you ever seen a pear?

>>7021667
The Sexual dimorphism in your family is fucking atrocious. You look like a female.

>>7021680
Also I'm 195lbs in the picture so lol.

>>7021631
>Sit ups
>mfw

/fa/, you're so cute.

>>7021631

>situps

it's like you don't even know how to get fit

>>7021836
He thinks spot reduction is real.

>>7021631
There are carbs in milk, retard.

The body I'm aiming for is unachievable because I have lost my motivation to work out.

>>7021813
yeah everyone knows dragon flags are the way to go

Finally down to 32-23-35 (Model measurements!) so I guess pretty /fa/?
I'll be happy once I drop a couple of vanity pounds and gain some more muscle. I'd like to be roughly the same size, just look more fit.

>>7020670
Agreed. By the way, pls post stuff that are infographics andfunny ms paint shit that we all used to do back in the days

>>7020601
>bodies aren't fashionable

>>7021373
Then you aren't eating enough and you aren't lifting enough

>>7021631
>You're no lower than 14% body fat.
fucking retard
he didn't say that he was 5% bf
he said that he was 5% bf more than what his goal is

>100 situps
Fuck, you are dumb

you either think spot reduction is something substantial and effective or you are recommending 100 reps for hypertrophy
either way you are a retard

>>7021631
>100 sit ups
why do you recommend hip exercise?

>>7021366
>the girls and dudes
Half the people at your gym want a sex change?

>>7021631

>those womanly hips

thank god you have at least wide shoulders and a narrow waist. need more core and pec work though

>>7021983
Dr. Seuss' model

6ft 3" 168 lbs, currently very slowly trying to lose weight, doing weights and cardio, minimal carbs in diet, what areas do i need to work on? What's the best workouts for good for developing abs and obliques? Bf % will be low enough to show them in the next 8 weeks or so I think

>>7022546
traps n delts

>>7022546
These ugly shoes though

>>7022569
Yeah, my gym clothes are shit and old, don't really give a fuck what I wear though, I prefer proper running shoes that won't cause my injuries

>>7022564

Delts always look shite, they fatigue very quickly when I work them, considering doing few heavier sets 2-3 x a week instead now

>>7021485
>>7021610
>>7022546
i bet you all dress horrible/basic as fuck

>>7022577
Don't do heavy squats/deadlifts in those shoes tho. No heel support chucks or barefoot

Not very fa... Testosterone blockers.

>>7022546
ur shoulders are good but they're always something u want to be gr8, (if looking good is your goal) work them lots but dont ruin your good posture

also u have really good bicep insertions. if u train them a lot they will stand out

>>7022678
Can't even squat, knees are fucked beyond belief, will keep it in mind for deads though

>>7022684
male or female?

>>7022691
Damn, is that due to muscular imbalance/flexibility issues or genuine knee issues?

>>7022696
that's a man baby
fucking faggots

>>7022696
>hands

>>7022700
Genuine knee issues, self induced from poor squat technique when I first hit the gym in my teens. Meniscal damage.

>>7022621
Goslingcore nigga, looks way batter than anything you wear. Since we aren't scrawny manlets.

>>7024968
>Goslingcore

nice you just proved him right

>>7022684
>those arms and hands
>those puffy nipples
EWWW

>>7021631
>You're no lower than 14% body fat

retard detected
he never claimed anything like that

>>7022431
maybe, just to talk to me without seeming too creepy? Girls wishing to be guys and vice versa? IDK.

this is my ideal but i'm real far off. pretty chubby no matter what i eat (or don't). i guess the only upside is that i don't really gain either, i stay chubby and don't go hamplanet.

>>7025380
Somebody give some food to this girl. Please.

>>7022546
Why the hell would you want to lose weight? You're on an ideal weight as you are now, if I had that body, I'd bulk up a little more and work more on definition. I know they say grass is always greener on the other side, but for a guy like me that has been skinny all his life, I'd kill to have a body like this.

>>7025422
hey pal fuck you

>>7025422
y she is 2cute

>>7025422
fuck no

>>7025438
>>7025459
>>7025474

you fucking serious?

>>7025504
Yes, now go fuck yourself.

>>7025504
is she not to you?

>>7021631
>hour of cardio
>Do 100 sit ups

>>7025380
THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON

>>7021631
>thank me later
just chill out, dude has hips, so what

>>7021366
her thighs are not fat.

>>7025380
someone's got a disorder

>5'5"
So many tight bodies at lingerie party last night
Must lose weight for next 2 Halloween parties

There was a fat girl. She had a funny personality, but I would hate to be her.

>>7025437

Hey man, I've got a bit of a post-gym pump going on in that picture so I may look better than usual. By lose weight I mean drop fat to improve definition whilst maintaining muscle mass.

>>7025723
You'll get nowhere in 4 weeks, you're pretty chubby. Hard consistent work over the next 3-6months will show real results.

>>7025380
i like skinny girls but this gross.

>>7025723
Everything from the waist down is horrible..
No curves, you'll look really bad skinny.

>>7025723
I'm rooting for you.

>>7025723
ew
I don't like any of this

B1 at the moment. I'd like to get to B4.

>>7021983
hello little pear

>>7025805
good luck with that.

i'm a1 and I'd like to be at b2.

>>7025438
>>7025459
>>7025474
>>7025523
>>7025533
and you are the reason fatshion exists. Praise for girls like this who obviously have an eating disorder is stupid and fuels feminists. People need to realize that its possible to be skinny without starving yourself.

>>7025832
inb4 fat
im a 130lbs and 5'11" man

>>7025805
c1, feels bad.
would like to be c3

My body is more /fa/ than my wardrobe. Kind of expected from a former personal trainer turned clinical dietitian though...

>>7025723
who is that chick in the left?

you know those crayons that came in packs of "skin colors" ?

well when I was a kid I was watching some Arnold swatzanager movie, where some chick cooked herioine in a spoon with a lighter,

I did that with a crayon and I ate it.

as I started puking uncontroably and dat nasty wax flavor all I saw was that color

that girl in that picture's skin tone still makes me sick to this very day

>>7025789
Still don't know who Rosy is

F, ~125lbs, 5'8"

ideal weight would probably be something like 110, but i have no desire to lose weight because it seems like only really creepy people are attracted to thin girls.

>>7025921
>I did that with a crayon and I ate it.

not surprised

>>7025950

I would like to be taller I guess, but I'm pretty happy the way I am right now.

>>7026047
Thank you skeleton

>>7026047
are you me

>>7025950
>i have no desire to lose weight because it seems like only really creepy people are attracted to thin girls.

>>7026054
You're welcome.
>>7026073
No, or at least I don't think i am.

skellingtons of the world unite

my weight fluctuates, i'm at around 120 lbs at the moment which i'm fairly happy with.

>>7026113
Us skellies gotta stick together homie.

Also u r qt

>>7026142
luv u man

>>7026113
>>7026142
This is who tells you you're fat.

I'd rather be 20% bf and built than look like you.

I almost have a thigh gap
If I have shoes on and put my feet together I have a thigh gap
I'm a guy btw

>>7026161
i have a thigh gap when i put my knees together

>>7026113

How old are you,11?

>>7026142
>>7026113
>>7026161
how tall are you?
do you guys have ~facial aesthetics~?

>>7026179
Saammee

>>7026047
what the fuck is that pose, are you preparing for a dick in the ass?

>>7026150
:3
>>7026159
Haha, actually I try not to say stuff like that on here, what does it accomplish really? If you want to be bitter about it though, I'm sure I can accommodate you.

Tubby.
>>7026215
I'm unsure, but there's no way I'm putting my face on here.
>>7026231
If only. Seriously though I don't know why I was standing like that. I still like the pic tho.

>>7026281
but you didn't say how tall you are.
now you have to tell me your sexual orientation, too.

5'10, 120 pounds
Trying Niacin flush to grow a bit taller, not sure if it's working but I feel a fuckload more confident from it so I guess it in a way was worth it.

>>7020692
>>7025422
>>7025706

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection

>>7026281
what's your height/weight fuccboi

>>7026281
what's happening to yur penis

kind of ashamed to browse this board considering all these fucking faggots itt jesus christ

straight bustas

>>7026301
5"10 (shortarse)
Bi I guess
>>7026359
Weigh 9 and a half stone I think, and see above.
>>7026367
It has become sentient and plans to enslave humanity.
>>7026370
I love you too.

At 6'5" and 215lbs, want to about the same weight but slightly leaner.

>>7025380
>pretty chubby no matter what i eat
yeah see it's the amount, not the food.
You're not exempt from thermodynamics.

>>7026384
>5'10
>short
but that's above average? you really should stop listening to what people on /fa/ say

>>7026402
As I said, I'd like to be a bit taller, but you're right.
No more pics as all others are dirty.

I'm so hungry

5'11 130lbs, ideal 190 10%

>>7026472

I don't care how /fa/ my body is, it's nasty when it's fat and nasty when it's bony
currently at a bmi of between 16.5 and 17
aiming for a bmi of <15

>>7025380
too fat

I'm really going for that Jesus on the cross look

>>7025723
Honestly that girl to the left looks perfect to me
That ideal pic looks like a 3D model or mannequin or some shit, doubt you could get your body like that

>>7026384
Could you use first world measurements of weight?

>>7026482
You're body is legit gross

>>7025723
so you want to lose weight but at the same time grow 2 cup sizes?

good luck i guess

>>7025805
I really don't like this picture
it's a great concept
but the execution is poor

there's too much difference in bone structure, hairiness, lighting and skin color

>>7028189
*tips fedora*

>>7028189
no one likes you

>>7028232
based is one of my favorite trips.

>>7028248
samefag

>>7020596
Not very I'm Trying to be qt androgynous, but my shoulders are too big...

>>7025805
b2 here I'd like to go to c3

>>7028270
looks fine to me. your collar bones are cute.

5'11 135lb. Only recently started lifting.

>>7028367

>Tfw you'll never have female hips

>>7028270
r u a boy or gril

pls be a qt boy

>>7028596
>Shoulders are too big to be androgynous.
Guess.

>>7028605
boy?!? idk im kind of rlly drunk and thats hard to undrstand for me

but am i right

>>7028164
133 pounds I think.

On the road to Bruce Lee mode.

im skinny, I dont really want to look any differently

before

>>7029325

after
still very far from what I would consider ideal, I may never get there but I won't give up trying, I was once 110 kilos at age 13, obese

>>7029330
why are you hunched over so much in your photo tho thats p. not healthy

>>7029337

had to to fit in the whole thing because I didn't have a mirror at that location

Me

>>7025805
D6 omw to C9

i need advice on what kind of clothes is right for my proportions, where on /fa/ do i ask?

>>7029350
>dat tumblr
Although many of the DYEL faggots will tell you this sucks, that's pretty much what I'd consider the ideas aesthetic.

>>7029350
how can i make sure i never get pube veins those make me feel physically ill

>>7029337

>>7029357
The only way you get visible abs is to reduce your fat percentage, when you do that veins will obviously be shown. It's genetic.

>>7029353
It's from my tumblr.
Instagram com / Klitmose

>>7025723
would absolutely fuck the shit out of the girl on the left if had the chance

>>7029357
don't do dnp / clen

>how /fa/ is your body
its not tbh, besides height and skinny legs i suppose.
>what do you look like now compared to what you're aiming for
All im working on is lowering body fat %
but right now, not what im aiming for yet

>>7029357
nigga your face makes me physically ill

>>7029372
does that mean if i post it enough youll leave

>>7029358
uguu~

>>7029376
dont talk to me ugly

>>7026384
Not trying to be a dick but you seem to think you've achieved something here. You're the definition of skinnyfat m8.
You'll get there soon.

>>7025805
>MEMBERS OF /FIT/

>>7026402
>5'10
>above average

Maybe if you're from Bolivia.

>>7029400
"Achieved" would imply i had to work for it, I'm just lucky. I like the way I look but I can see why a lot of people don't.

>>7029400
"Achieved would imply I worked for it, i'm just lucky (imo). I like my body but can see why a lot of people don't.

>>7029400
"Achieved" would imply I worked for it, i'm just lucky (imo). I like my body but can see why a lot of people don't.

>>7030965
>>7030980
>>7030994
nice autism

>>7030994
>lucky

>>7030994
You have an average 14 year old body.

>>7029480
google it lmao

>>7031044
It is, thanks. I am literally retarded.
>>7031063
>(imo)
>>7031066
Thanks?
>>7031068
nah that's just average

>>7031044
>>>/b/

>>7031091
No I fucked up the post and deleted it, and then fucked it up again, possible spazzery.

>>7025380
>dat irony of Monroe in the background

Always try to achieve this and prosper

>tfw i look at myself in the mirror in clothes and nothing looks right
i need really form fitting clothing to feel completely happy with my outfit, i probably should find a tailor

>>7026357
wat is Niacin flush m8

>>7031296
That guys hips are even worse than mine
>>7021485

>>7031296
>>7032518
And they photoshopped them smaller on the pic behind him.

>>7032467
Remember you got dat hair doe.

>>7032544
thanks bro, i guess everything is a work in progress

>>7032467
You're barrel chested. That's whats going on. You need to lift. Your body is shaped like a scrawny short technoviking.

>>7029388
You are literally the worst trip I have ever seen on any board, jesus fuck.

its ok i guess
i want to look like a heroin addict but id have to stop sleeping, bleach my skin, lose another 20 pounds and drop about 4 inches off my shoulders