/fa/ - Fashion

>>6993248

I'd say, "Hey timber! How are things?"

Back hand her across the face

>>6993248
you spit at her fucking face and tell her to never speak or touch you again

>>6993258
holy shit son resorting to violence right off the bat?

Look at how frail she looks you would probably shatter her skull.

>>6993248
Just run and scream "RAPE"

>>6993248

Take muh dickk out ant tell her:
"suck it bitch"
that's what whiteboi

"WHAT ARE YOU THE GIRL WITH A DARGON TATTO?? SO EDGY"

>>6993264
She FAS anyways, she wont feel it

>>6993278
she wouldnt feel it because she would be killed instantly from the impact lmao

"Nice handfeel," big smirk.

>>6993262
i hope that isn't a normal thing for you

>"..."

>>6993315
wait shit the pic is timber
lmao

is geobaskets really that /fa/? Looks like an overpriced rainboot

>inb4 i mistakenly anger a bee's nest

I wouldn't be wearing geobaskets in the first place because I'm not a faggot and I understand fashion.

>>6993342
nah theyre for tards

we off rick owens

>>6993342
muh board culture bitch

>>6993346
autism

>>6993342
>Looks like an overpriced rainboot
using this from now on 10/10

>>6993346
one doesn't understand fashion. You flow with fashion. The fuck do you mean you understand fashion? Can you also hear what the trees and buffalos say?

Grab her in a head lock shave off her hair then kick her pussy.

>>6993410
hiroki can

Does that really happen in America?

No girl has that much confidence here in Australia...

>>6993248
I would never wear geobaskets ever. And she looks waaaaaaaaaay too edgy, broken, and liberal.

>>6993416
that guy is a kike though, he'll say anything to get your money, he's a business man before a fashion designer.

"lay your hands off the merchandise"

you'll have to wine and dine me before you do that


"did you see the fight outside?"


i am mystery

what would I do in this situation..it depends on which board you ask me on

/r9k/
>"hehe--t-thanks...y-you too g-gurll...."

/fit/
>"yo bitch you get a pinch I get a handful now bend the fuck over 4 I make you bend over"

/fa/
>le ryan gosling face

>>6993415
>>6993248
she'd actually look pretty if she didn't look like a guy.

Unless somewhere in this statement, I'm mistaken.

>>6993429
maybe thats what the trees and buffalos told him

mother nature has a plan

>>6993448
No my nigga you are absolutely right, the problem with her is that she wanted to be edgy so she cut her hair, but she has a fat/round/weak jawlined face. So she would have looked 1000x better with longer hair.

>>6993459
woah

is he walking a pet crab

dude

I would ask her to pose for a picture and ask about the event on a web forum.

(I'm guessing you didn't actually take the picture, but that was more satisfying to type than "find picture on internet")

>>6993248
stick you hand between her butt cheeks and flap them about.
say
>I like your nail polish

>>6993459
You can be round and shave your head
But you need pretty eyes for it

http://youtu.be/LF-6sH3663c?t=1m3s

>>6993459
yeah, she looks sort of like zooey denchanel

>>6993475
she has a stronger jawline and THOSE CHEEKBONES,

she still looks better with long hair

>>6993488
Where the fuck did you find pics of her
>my waifu

>>6993415
thats one big pussy, you sure kicking it is a good idea

>>6993504
>Not having her and preston as facebook friends

>>6993517
>facebook
Oh
I;m not a pleb

>>6993493
the bigger they are the harder they queef

>>6993475
dude these models look souless.

>>6993248
nigga u were sexually assaulted i hope u called the police man that shit aint ok

>>6993258
juicy j got the right idea

basic bitches thinkin they can touch me or my glorious ass smh gotta learn em

>>6993543
>not watchin model files
>don't know how much fun thye have
newfag

>>6993475
overall this is a chill ass job.

>>6993555
i said look soulless, not that they are soulless. Nigga I'd be a model if i could be. I don't think manlets can model. If i did for the Men's health magazine I wouldn't even be in the picture

something similar to this happened to me awhile back, but I was on the opposite side of the conversation

>be me
>be a bus stop near my university, waiting for the bus to go home
>see asian guy with geobaskets
>go up to him and literally say "nice geos mate, awhere to cop???"
>he gives me a wtf look
>say "u /fa/ right?"
>he continues to look at me confused
>notice everyone around us are staring at me now
>attempt to say something, start studdering and sweating profusely, maximum spaghetti spilt
>look down in defeat and slowly walk over to bench and sit, looking down the entire time
>notice everyone still starting at me, hear girls laughing in the background
>face starts to get red, tears start coming out of my eyes
>hear ppl talking about me the entire bus ride home
>now whenever im at the bus stop ppl stare at me and get really quiet

wtf did i do wrong?

>>6993582
>actually talking..... at a bus stop.

have been taught how to socialize?

ALSO WHEN YOU GUYS COME TO THE PHARMACY, DON'T START CONVERSATIONS ABOUT MY PATIENT'S DATE OF BIRTH.

>my face when people start conversation using personal information that they listen in on.

>>6993582
fyi honh kong fags and korean fags knew about rick before you or even before /fa/
It's how asia works
>famous ppl wear rick
>asians jump on that shit

>>6993606
you're from germany or some shit aren't you.

maybe england?

>>6993582
>>6993582
this is a joke right
its like crossing the line between joke and real
if someone ever does this to me i'm gonna pretend i'm not from /fa/ too i wanna see if this happens

>android pinches my butt cheeks
>absorb her
>achieve perfect Cell 100%
>model for Rick
>next lvl gothninja insect fit
get fuked

I'd probably just cum and start farting

>>6993525

>>6993248
"wish i could say the same for your shoes you hideous dyke."
>whistles loudly, signalling my geo-limo to come and pick me up
"EAT MY GEO-DUST BITCH!!!"
>peel out as that stupid cunt cries in the street
nobody pinches my butt.

Ignore her.

>>6993248

I whisper 'dreamboxes' in her ear.

>>6993248
OP What the fuck that photograph is actually on my way home....that alley is near my house

freaking out right now man.

>>6993248
not at all/10

neg her
and wait
for the sufu police to come
igadf

>>6993493

Hhahaha 10/10 I laughed

>>6993248

I say "moommm, you're embarrassing me" and try not to look over at my gothninja friends standing on the other side of the road snickering at me

>>6995318
post proof fuccboi

Bitch slap the bitch

>>6993342
no they're clown shoes that were a fad

>>6993248
Whatever, guys, I think she's fucking cute. I just hope she has a nice personality, as anything else would be kinda disappointing.
Not that I'll ever find out.

>>6998383
She might actually be taller than me. Lel

>>6998383
You could just talk to her on sufu

>oh hey
>you too
>em
>wanna get a drink or give me your number or em yea ok em yeah?
>eh i gotta go
>b-bye

>>6993488

"do it again right now you filthy whore"

"im on to your pepperoni crusade you slut"

>>6993248

"They'd look better on your bedroom floor."

/thread

>>6993525
lol

>>6993248
Honestly I'd stop her and say thanks, then introduce yourself. if you think you can close the deal after a little conversation give her your number/ask for hers

>>6998841
"they'd look better on your little brother's bedroom floor."
/threadftfy

>>6993248
Y-y-y-you t-too....

Scoop her teat, say "nice jacket" and smile with confidence.

>>7000517
i always see people say things like this with introduce yourself really early on but I never understood
"nice shoes"
"thanks my names Yung"
I'd probably be like woah there cowboy

I honestly would like enlightenment I'm not trying to be a dick
I'd just start conversation by asking if she follows/likes/whatevers tricky ricky

>>6998841
smooth

>apparently nothing like this has ever happened to 4chan

i just ignore them and continue on my way.

>Be me
>Be out to dinner with a bunch of people
>Friends of friends qt girls complimenting me on my shoes
>Assume they're dtf
>Giving me lots of eye contact all night
>I'm with my gf so I can't make a move

Fuck, why.

>>7000680
because you have a gf dickhead its optional

>>7000680

you get more female attention when you're dating someone. You're a sucessful male now.

If you weren't with a girl they wouldn't give you the time of day.

>>6998316
I will get a photo graph tomorrow