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>> No.6987219

>gay and dont have to worry about this

suck it cis scum

>> No.6987229

>Skinny jeans past the age of 17
>Not tapered jeans

Stay pleb amigo.

>> No.6987248

>implying im not a grower

its more convenient man like my dick is compact but if im finna get some booty then my shit turn into the eiffel tower and we good ya feel

ps
>implying i wouldnt want a qt trap bf instead of sum girl w crabs and mold and shit like that

>> No.6987267

>2013
>wearing jeans instead of man skirts
plen as hell

>> No.6987280

I have a pretty big dick but I can wear skinnies even still, most give you adequate space around the crouch. I normally don't wear them because they make my booty look phat and I can't fit all the shit I need in my pockets.

>> No.6987325

>>6987060

>implying my dick doesn't bulge along my thigh

>> No.6987338

She must be a fan of drop crotch sweats

>> No.6987367

>>6987280
>I normally don't wear them because they make my booty look phat
This is the only reason why I wear them.

>> No.6987369

>tfw senior in high school and still going thru puberty
>tfw get random boners
>tfw wearing skinny jeans and walking around with an obvious boner
I don't know if girls would think this is weird or if they'd like it so I play it safe and try to make it less visible.
Also inb4 underage. I just had my birthday earlier this month.

>> No.6987384

>>6987369
same. boners suck in skinnies

>> No.6987403

>I don't like something, so everyone who likes this is gay lol

>> No.6987408

oh no some irrelevant dude tells me not to wear skinny jeans

he's a fucking country singer I don't think it's possible to be more of a pleb than that

he probably wears bootcuts rofl

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6987410

>>6987060
Super Skinny jeans shouldn't be worn after age 19. At that point it's time to go Gosling and stop being anemic looking.

>> No.6987423

Grown men who use twitter may as well type out "Trust me girls.. You'll never satisfy me unless you have a dick."

>> No.6987432

>>6987060
I'm pretty sure this is just publicity bantrr for The Voice and he's talking about Maroon 5.

>> No.6987429

>>6987423
lmao

>> No.6987463

that's retarded, I can fit in skinny jeans and I'm 9 inchs hard, which is probably bigger than that bootcut wearing landwhale

>> No.6987475
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6987475

>>6987463
K

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6987501

>>6987463
no you isn't

>> No.6987516
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6987516

remember this commercial?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQIKRieUUT4

this guy is in court for insider trading

#skinnyjeandefenseforce

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>>6987369
embrace it be proud
i wasn't ashamed of my boners in high school
some chix made sure to "accidentally" brush against my dick with their qt bubble booties,made me even harder
>tfw principal talking about your deviances at school hall following morning,pissed off as hell
>tfw known as a porn star amongst the seniors now
good lord where did all the fun go in my life?

>> No.6987547

>>6987219
>gay
>suck it cis scum
either your confused about the meaning of cis or your bad at jokes

>> No.6987555

>>6987547
*ur

>> No.6987576

>2013
>wearing slim fitting clothing

stay pleb

>> No.6987581

>skinny jeans ever
>Not Levi 511 mode all the time

>> No.6987586

he only thing sadder than skinny jeans is people who make fun of them

>> No.6987582

>>6987581
mfa pls go

>> No.6987584

>>6987576
>>6987581
saaaaaamebait

>> No.6987629

>>6987475
>tfw you will never have kurt's golden locks
kill me

>> No.6987699

>>6987501
I'd post a picture but that shit gets me banned

>> No.6987707 [DELETED] 

>>6987229
phew, lucky so I have 2 more months to go

>> No.6987892

>>6987629
I feel you bro