/fa/ - Fashion

>>6959567
Oh yeah and before you ask, yes, this is the same shirt from Max Payne 3.

Go to bed, Tyler.

>>6959579
I've loved hawaiian shirts for a long time.

I used to visit lots of antique shops.
Don't see how this makes me an OFWGKTA loving dickrider.

2012 called and wanted their shitty trend back

>>6959582
K I'm sorry that I want to be like a badass mofo who's goal in life is to get boozed up and serve justice.

>>6959587
go back to /v/ neckbeard

you're not a video game character

>>6959569
you can get it in GTA V too.

>>6959587
nigga quit playin, we all know Max Payne 3 is just Man On Fire.

>>6959567
Honestly if you faggots are just coming here to tell me that Hawaiian shirts aren't cool I really don't give a fuck.
You can go back to jacking off into your five-panel hats honestly it's just fucking stupid that you guys automatically assume I'm some guy who arrived late on the Hawaiian shirt trend, I've just always liked them, don't see what's wrong with enjoying/discussing the kind of clothes you like I mean whatever you're comfortable wearing, right?

>>6959604
>You can go back to jacking off into your five-panel hats
So you don't hang out here much huh?

>>6959593
I actually saw a comparison between the two, Michael with the shaved head, beard, aviators, and this shirt, and it was just amazing.

>>6959590
As if taking two things I enjoy (Max Payne and Hawaiian shirts) and wanting the sweet hawaiian shirt from Max Payne makes me just some wannabe Max Payne?

You didn't think I was serious, did you?

you don't have to be a trendhopping faggot to look like one

>>6959607
I do, there was just a thread where they were all showing off their 5-panel hats.
Honestly the only times I've seen those on people in real life they were accompanied by scooters.

>>6959624
I do?
Honestly, I think everything looks dumb mostly, I usually wear plain clothing, nothing fancy, chinos, a t-shirt, a hoodie, it just happens that something I've liked came around to be a trend, and I'm not going to stop wearing them because of what other people wear...

>>6959613
yea when i saw the shirt at the store i copped it and played as Max for almost the whole game.

>>6959604
>not jacking off into your 5-panel hat, smearing it evenly across it's surface, and placing it back on your head your scalp absorb your semen back into your body, improving your sperm count

>>6959647
That's fucking great.
It seems you and I are the only ones who appreciate Max's taste in clothing.

Looks like everyone else is just mad at me for wearing something I like to wear because it isn't trendy.

>>6959656
Isn't that what they're designed for?

>>6959659
well, me and the homie Max have a lot in common. We both drink and take pills excessively to numb the pain of our lost loved ones who we morn constantly.

Haoles and their tourist grade Hawaiian shirts.

>>6959669
Yeah, and we like killing lots of brown people.

>>6959670
>Tourist
>I live in Huntington Beach
k.

I wanted a Hawaiian shirt so that I could be cool like oshino but the more I came to grasp reality and became more aware of what was around me I realized that Hawaiian shirts are only worn by old white men.like really old white men that are fat and trying to relive that vacation to Hawaii they had almost half a century ago where they banged one of the local hoolah girls or whatever they're called.

Are Hawaiian shirts okay in Hawaii y/n?

>>6959691
Lord have mercy did that really just happen to my image' sorry y'all lurking from my tablet'

>>6959692
Governor of Hawaii was actually talking about how he wanted them to be worn in Hawaii more often because the natives are losing touch with their culture by not wearing them.

>>6959691
>oshino

>>6959692
standard businesswear

My problem is that I can never shake the feeling that I look like some chubby dude trying to look less so by wearing a Hawaiian shirt.

I'm 155lbs, DYEL mode, but not fat. I dunno, maybe I'm trying them on wrong.

>>6959679

Cali-fags aren't Hawaii-fags. You're a tourist to us.

>>6959692

Unless you are a lawyer going to court, Hawaiian shirts are typical professional wear. We wear them to dress up, to weddings, to funerals, to parties, etc. The shirts locals wear are more toned down then the stuff tourists buy.

>>6959700
If you like Hawaiian shirts, then wear them.
They're just fun, personally I love them and think they're just nice looking/I'm comfortable in them.

And Hawaiian shirts aren't worn only by old men, and if so, who cares?
If you like it, that shouldn't stop you from wearing it. Who gives a fuck what people think?

I get called a faggot all the time, (not for wearing Hawaiian shirts, other reasons), but it doesn't bother me.
All I need to know is that I love poon-tang, and that's all that matters.
What I'm trying to say here is that you shouldn't stay away from something because of what others might think, all you need to know is that you're happy doing your thing and nothing else should matter.

>>6959710

Hawaiian shirts tend to be cut large and boxy. That's typical in Hawaii and it makes it more comfortable in the tropics. The problem it looks very big if you haven't grown up with the look.

>hawaiian shirts
>inspo from R* games

>all those A$AP aspie teens

even college hawaiian locals dont wear hawaiian shirts,

>>6959714
What I'm saying is that Surf City, being named such, is also well-known for Hawaiian shirts.
Also, I'm not in Hawaii, so how the fuck am I a tourist?
Also-also, the tourists don't wear Hawaiian shirts.

And by the way, that shirt is actually made in Hawaii, so if you're saying that it's a tourist shirt, you'd be wrong.
You're probably saying such because it's an annoying bright Hawaiian shirt, but let me educate you, here, just bare with me:
Reverse-fabric Hawaiian shirts actually originate from... CALI-FUCKING-FORNIA!

Holy shit! WOW! It looks like the shit you were just saying is tourist apparel is actually quite the opposite.

Reyn Spooner was the first company to reverse the fabric, and it was founded on Catalina Island!
The more you know, right?

>>6959731
That was only the R* limited edition.
They literally just had this company make these shirts but embroider on the R*.
This is the normal shirt, without it.

>>6959734
>his first shop was in CA!
>obv specialized in hawaiian shirts way before he moved to oahu
>reyn spooner popularized hawaiian shirts
>reyn spooner

the only brands mainlanders know

>>6959734

We basically make two kinds of Hawaiian shirts, toned down ones with simpler floral or foliage designs for domestic consumption by locals and brighter, louder shirts for sale primarily to the tourist market. Hence, the designation tourist grade.

They are called tourist grade because only tourists are the only ones who buy them.

>>6959742
I also have a vintage Tommy Bahama shirt gonna go pick up another.

>>6959742
>proud
>of being Hawaiian

You're so jelly we can gamble in the real 'merka

>>6959752
but i travel between mililani and san jose b

real 'merka is mostly fly over states

>>6959746
I was just pointing out that reverse-fabric shirts were originated in Cali. traditionally, Hawaiian shirts were the tourist-grade bright ones.

This is the kind of shirt locals wear. Unfortunately it is usually oversized, tucked into pleated black slacks with black monk strap shoes.

>>6959757
>Reverse-fabric Hawaiian shirts actually
>pointing out that reverse-fabric shirts

one word changes the frame

>>6959755
'Merka: Land where freedumbs and dumbocracy was invented

so pride

>>6959760
I know, I never said I'm trying to be a local.

And yeah, most of mine aren't colorful, they're usually that style, more calm and subtle.