/fa/ - Fashion

>I must look so cool
>is anyone looking at me?
>someone's taking a pic time to look indie as shit

>>6956615
>>6956627
samefag

>>6956615
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Sincerly, Dan

>>6956719

no i dont think so lmao :p

>>6956674
Has anyone actually read all of this lol

>>6956615
God damn I'm hip.

I can't believe this was only 70 dollars at goodwill

what a bargain

oh damn I misspelled a word

ding! I fucking love that sound

lol I should write all work and no play like in the shining

ill do that if it snows

I wonder when iron and wine will be back

at least ill see animal collective and minus the bear next week

lol bet dese people don evn kno what nmh is top kek

tfw king of carrot flowers

What was Johnathan talking about? The new kanye album is baller as fuck.

yes I finished my womans studies paper!

>>6956615

"I'm a unique snowflake and everyone is watching me. God I love Barack Obama"

>>6956615
didnt this guy write an article about how he became an object of internet ridicule?

>>6956754
http://www.theawl.com/2013/09/i-was-a-hated-hipster-meme-and-then-it-got-worse

I write a lot and I think typewriters are hella cool and gets you the mood, plus you can't distract yourself with internet and shit, but come the fuck on.
You are just making everything harder for yourself and nothing can compensate the functionality of computer. It's just really fucking convenient to edit your text with ease.

>tfw no qt 3.14 typewriter gf
>tfw typin in 1337 on this cool typewriter
>l21l* 6l2/-\l\ll)/\/\/-\ 7#a/VX$ l=0l2 7#3 (00\_ 7'/1*3\/Vl273l2
>tfw no dad

>>6956922
>Illmatic707 chimed in: I have never wanted to fist fight someone so badly in my entire life.

>tfw 707 reppin

>>6956922
Everyone has a bullshit story to tell.
I hope he dies

dear diary,

mood: apathetic

Guise, he's actually writing stories for people on the spot and tryna make a bit of money off it.
He's not trying to be hipster scum. Read the article and feel like a dickhead

>made a typo

>>6956922
>http://www.theawl.com/2013/09/i-was-a-hated-hipster-meme-and-then-it-got-worse

>>6957147
he's the hipster Chris Chan.

>I'm too poor to afford a laptop
>mfw I used a typewriter to write on the go before I could afford a laptop
>mfw typo

>>6956922

Poor bastard. The typewriter is a really good marketing idea for what he's trying to do

>>6956922
i felt bad until he said he like vampire weekend
fucking hipster

>>6956728
died

>>6956615
gb2rebbit

>>6956947
can't print off made to order stories with a laptop

>>6956615
Probably something like "when is my chicken nuggets gonna be done"

>OH MY GOD I'M SO INDIE I CAN'T EVEN WHAT THE FUCK

>>6956728
>>6956728
SOMEONE make a fucking picture about this

fcking /fa/gs. Just let that guy be ffs. Do we really need another topic like this?

>>6957606
he's sitting in a public park with a type writer you cumnugget. its not like he isn't asking for it

>>6957459
my friend once playfully described me as "too indie to function". not sure how to feel about that

>>6957546
that is an amazing drawing

>>6957631
Isn't that a straight quote or a reference from something?
It sounds really familiar.

>>6957644
"Too gay to function" is a line from Mean Girls, used to describe the painfully homosexual Damien by the only seemingly homosexual Janice.

>>6956615
>"Phones are too mainstream."

I love black cocks

when am i going to run out of paper?

>>6956922


I read the entire thing, its kinda touching. I don't think anyone was exactly making fun of him. Seems like a nice dude with a touch of autism

"I hope my sister won't be mad that I borrowed her shoes without asking"

>>6956724
:)

"I Hope Senpai Will Notice Me"

>>6957350

Vampire weekend got best new music dude what are you even talking about. That's way too hyped for it to be considered hipster

>>6956615
>Godamn, I wish I this thing had some ink

>For those who don’t know, being on the front page of Reddit is hallowed ground—the notoriety of being on the front page can launch careers, start dance crazes, inspire Hollywood. In other words, ending up on the front page of Reddit meant a decent chunk of the million-plus people who log on daily saw my picture.

>This is what redditards actually believe

>>6956719
>>6956724
>>6958115

newfags

>>6958141
>sides are in fucking orbit

>>6957350
>vampire weekend
>hipster

>>6957285
how is california?
is it laid back? or is there the bustle of ny?

>>6957021
What the fuck is with these tumblr gifs?

They're choppy as shit and they don't even line up with the caption

>>6957933
Me too. Its a fulfilling feeling.

>>6956674
thanks dan

penis

>>6959766
:^) are you being serious?
lejokerface.gif

>>6959478
it's trashy 'hipster', kind of like writing on a typewriter.
Yeah, I read the article, I'm just saying that if he was just doing homework and showing off by doing it on a damn typewriter it's the same tier as Vampire Weekend. Trashy.