/fa/ - Fashion

pic of u looking hot

post pix pls bby

This story is as fabricated as your overpriced clothes.

>people compliment me on my jeans
>don't want to explain I don't wash them
>I uncuff them, fold them, and put them on my stack of clean laundry anytime someone comes over

Oh god why

>>6952343

maybe your schizophrenia will make you hear something useful soon

like
>post a fit fuccboi

>>6952357
no pic because I know ppl on /fa/

>>6952368
this story is not fabricated as I said 6/10 grills is not qt3.14... I am not a top model

Just a reminder that whatever you think you are ugly or not attractive, just get thoses god damn headphones off and listen to ppl around you.

>>6952413

I regularly get employee discounts on food and coffee at my university from the girls there

feels good

>>6952413
I listen to music at home while drinking my evening tea. Going outside is for living and experience, not drowning it out with music. Sure people are gonna like you, but wait till you hear what the assholes of the world have to say.

If they said it loud enough for you to hear, they obviously wanted your attention. You not acting on it is beyond my comprehension

>>6952440
I don't have time to chit chat with grills before school, plus i'm late by 5-10 mins all the time. I can't afford that.

>>6952463
I have always lived a simple life so I can't really compare.
You sound like you have some troubles in life. (Bills, working all the time, no freedom)

>>6952343
>this happened

>sitting in school cafeteria
>girl sits down at table in front of me so we're facing eachother
>she immediately gets up and switches sides so her back is to me
guess that's what I get for being the creep on his computer with headphones in.

>>6952549
never seen so much projecting in my life

>>6952413
>>6952440
i'd like to argue that going outside with music is an experience in its self. i for one love commuting with some awesome tunes to go along with my day. i'm still observant of the world around me.

>alarmclock starts beeping at 6:00, wake up and look around, realizing im in a plane headed straight for the ground.
>realize my only option is to skydive out and land on the tiny platform on my moving bus if I want to make it to classes
>My chute breaks halfway through landing so I use my harem pants to glide into the bus.

>bitches mirin until suddenly a scream is heard
>the bus is rigged with explosives and has to drive at least 50mph to not explode
>drive bus safely to school but late to class
>pull 30 breakfast sandwiches out of my pocket and be "the guy who brought breakfast for the whole class" instead
>gigantic orgy in the park afterwards
not to brag or anything, they were only 9/10 point elbows

>be pre-effay, have an understanding but not really refined or fully comprehensional
>grill not that attractive and a spic
>"wow anon you could be an aeropostale model!"
>y-you too
>develop crush on her somehow (one of those grills where all the autistic betas form a crush on her in highschool, and I was one of them, fucking always, I don't actually find them interesting either and can never have an engaging conversation with them I just think about birthing their wombs)
>start browsing /fa/
>start having more fluent outfits
>wow anon looking pretty spiffy!
>th-thanks!!
man fuck everything, she even had a crush on me at one point, but when I started liking her she stopped caring.
fuck my butt

>get girlfriend
>never care about what people think of me anymore.
feelsgoodman

>>6952660
autism

>>6952669
yeah no fucking shit, @ least grills found it charming at one point, until I became a neo-Nazi pretentious twat

>>6952676
autism intensifies

>>6952666
iktf
It's a good feel

anyone else do the headphone, hooked up to nothing thing in college to avoid people bothing you and shit while you have a midnight deadline?

>not concerned about how shit, typing up a fucking shit storm, quoting randomly from random books that have nothing to do with dissertation thesis

>quote kanye west, attribute it to Chomsky.
"what are you talking about francis fukuyama, I was there with Chomsky talking about margiegla last week! fucking pleb"

>failing grade in master's program is a B-, FUCK my attitude of D gets Diploma;s for undergrad isn't going to fly

Headphone hooked to nothing
jack hanging out on the floor

>someone asks to unhook the second monitor I have hooked up to my station (against library rules)

"what?"

>old bitchy librarian goes, I know you can hear me your headset isn't hooked up to anything......

>>6952679
mother fucker you dont know who the fuck i am, you are a fag who likes sticking it in guys asses and you best believe that you'd be the one getting crammed in your fuckin rear by my Ukranian Fort-500 shotgun before i blow your fucking guts out your chest you faggit little bitch your fucking pathetic you best hope i never head to your town, i'll find yeah and shank you in your sleep, you wanna die motherfucker? faggit little cracker, hahaha I betyou aint ever even gotten and coochie, huh? ever got any pussy? i dont even keep count anymore, but it is definately past 35 cuz thats where i lost count bout a year or two ago, added a few since then, so ask yourseld, should your faggit no coochie gettin bitch ass maybe try to shut the fuck up, or do you want to hear more about how fuckin gay and lame you are? you cocksucking homo bastard go kill yourself you worthless chunk of shit, your useless and lame as fuck, and i cant wait to show your gay ass faggit no roastin abilities, you couldn't talk shit even if you ate shit, go slit your wrists you aint cool at all give up on your gay ass life

>>6952691
lmao dem plebs cant even into dual monitors wtf LOL
I usually did have shit playing though, but all the same I guess

>>6952643
>My chute breaks halfway through landing so I use my harem pants to glide into the bus.
I spit out my drink at this one.

>>6952643
>mfw reading this

>>6952357
no pic bc OP is a lying beta faget

>Wake up, removed the karate grip from the girl I hooked up with at the runway after show last night.
>She's a smart girl I am going to definitely give her a call back show her around new york when I get the chance.
>She wakes up we chat during a small game of chess
>She been doing tactic trainers for a lot more longer then me and has her theory down, I lose hopefully gracefully
>Check time on my phone, I gotta get out of here.kiss goodbye and collect my stuff
>Standard black tailored suit white dress shirt, red bull from her fridge in hand rush down take the subway,
>Still thinking about the game reworking my moves trying to remember her advice
>qt is staring at me, make eye contact we talk
>Ok gal, beautiful not my type though, into basic stuff .
>bid farewell
>Starbucks meet one of my friends, Talk about the crazy stuff that happen in our week I bring up that the cool girl I meet yesterday, he comments "are you in love?".
>In my heart, maybe, but I play it off.
>Re-read being and time this week we talk about it for a bit, my friend is way more into analytic stuff, still hiding my love for lacan form him
>He heads off to class, I Check daily blogs I follow
>I wonder if I smell?Steal deodorant form daunde reed.
>Texting and facebooking like crazy finding something else to do, Meet up with more friend.
>art exhibit, stanley kubrick tier baggy eyes, talk about art philosophy, joke around about the marxist art show selling stuff, meet some cool people.
>Inspiring artist girl has been touching my shoulder a little too much...joins me and friends to lunch
>say goodbyes head home, shower, coffee+cig, podcast, sleep.
>Woken up by Friend's message. school has stolen his soul brain overload wants to chill.
>Get some more friends We sneak into movie theatre and goof around heckling the shitty stuff on.
>late at night so it's really just us.
>head home once more.Text girl from the runway show like crazy.

Fin.

>>6953984
okay fucciboi no need to do a plot summary of Taipei

>>6953984
this isn't the real life

>>6952413
>no pic because I know ppl on /fa/

that doesnt make any sense

>>6954182
I wish it was mang. Fuck.

>wake up to the blaring sound of my phone alarm set to 5am
>brush teeth, throw on whatever clothes I have lying around
>grudgingly embark on the 1 hour trek to uni
>qt girls everywhere who I'll never talk to or love
>degree that I'm failing at and fucking hate
>constantly worrying about what I'm going to do when I graduate
>happy people around me makes me sad
>wish I had a gf
>class finishes, go home
>consider messing with FL Studio or do something productive
>browse the internet until sleep instead

I didn't choose the /fa/, because it never chose me.

>>6954182

This is just fantasy...

>wake up next to qtgf
>dorm is kind of messy but not even enough time to cook before class
>can't do anything with my hair, my overgrown undercut now is a little boy haircut
>try black jumper black chino fucciheart converse combo, look retarded
>instead of doing the readings i'm behind on for art history and theory, scour rakuten for hours
>nap
>wake up and play vidya, consciously aware I'm wasting my time
>head over to the design school at midnight
>spend the night rushing through projects, mediocre work
>7:15am, time to go to sleep
>tfw no cool fits :(

>>6953984
what a waste of my time reading this drivel

>>6954195
cought in a laand slide

>>6952343
I really like that guys hublot. Goes well with the beach / pool summery look.

>NEET
>wake up at noon
>make a cup of coffee
>be depressed about my life

this is by far the worst period in my life yet.

>>6954195
lmao neckbeard pleb detected smh

>walking home from work (builder's labourer)
>wearing Jackie Howe and footy shorts
>everyone looks at me, looks at tattoos, looks away
Well ok.

>>6954195
That's my bro, sometimes...

>>6954657
*life*

Post a pic you paranoid fuck. It would seriously help the rest of us out man have a heart

>>6952691
asperg tard, get a fucking life

>get on subway this morning
>girls giving me looks and whispering to each other
>even guys cant help themselves to notice me
>walking through to find seat
>girl slaps my ass
>mature women "accidently" grazes her hand over my crotch
>get kinda nervous
>everyones whispering
>other girls start grabbing my crotch
>"s-stop it"
>everyones joining in
>people start putting their fingers through my hair
>feeling my skin and clothes
>clothes start to rip off
>"w-what are you doing"
>get overpowered by everyone
>everyones molesting my naked body
>big black guy behind me fucks me in the ass
>everyones getting a train on me

>>6954820
I think the expression you were looking for is "running a train"

>>6952384
this made me laugh

>>6952666
>no girlfriend
>never cared about what people think of me
i want a gf

>consider not listening to music when out sometimes
>maybe people will be more inclined to talk to me
>what if i miss something?

na fuck it music is far better

>get in car and drive to school
>talk to no one
>drive home
>work out
>hw
>shop online
>fa or fit
>sleep
same thing tomorrow

>dress gothnigger
>walking around town listen to stuff like ambient minimalism glitch /mu/
>feel cool as fuck like some kind of post-human
>people looking at me angry all the time
wtf

>>6954193

>on my way home from uni on bus
>ok ill do some productive shit tonight
>school work
>practice my mixing
>learn more ableton
>sort other shit out to get out of this shitty hole

>browse internet all night
>sleep
>wake up
>repeat

fuck

w2c motivation?

>>6955439
u probably look scary

>>6955439
You look like you're on the inside of something that they're not. It causes cognitive dissonance.
then there's the intimidation factor; don't underestimate yourself.

>>6955445
;_;

>>6955472
Think about it.

>>6955458
Lol, no one has ever or will ever be intimidated by edgy peacockers of that type. They're scrawny.

>>6955458
>You look like you're on the inside of something that they're not

>>6955439
>you

>>6955482
oh my god

>>6955479
You don't speak for 'everyone'. You don't know what anon looks like, either.

>>6955477
explain

>>6955500
Clothes are codes. Most people are used to the basic codes, the business casual, the sporty athlete, etc etc. Then here you come decked out in something they can't quite comprehend but sort of vaguely recognize.
It's similar to why some people will say they find a really well done wildstyle graffiti piece to be 'offensive' for a reason they can't quite put their finger on.
It's about flaunting pre-existing tropes and jarring the mechanism that we humans use to classify strangers in the world at large.

>>6955514
>plebs gonna pleb
thanks poet

>>6955493
Lol gooberninja is based on having twig legs in tights protruding from under black curtains.

No one has ever been intimidated by edgy autists crying for attention. Normal people just make fun of you for being a social failure.

>>6955514
A good model IMO is that of monkeys wearin rags using them to communicate with each other.

It's the same " my space, my territory" animal instinct running in our heads.
It's just complexified to a point of communicating more structural concepts.
For example instead of a red flag worn to say "stay away, my territory", A band shirt that speak of my taste or " oh shit nigga those jeans are Julius.

But not always. Some people don't play the game.

>>6955538
>No one has ever been intimidated

I don't get it.

>>6955538
You're not normal you are just another group.

There are different cultures that will react in different ways to the way you dress, many more welcoming. The world does not revolve around you.

>>6955538

it even intimidates people on /fa/

every thread on rick or gn clothes has multiple autists whining about the prices or complaining about how it looks

no one would even react like that if it wasnt intimidating to them

>>6955433
same here (except for the talking), nothing wrong with it.

>get /fa/
>getting more attn. from girls
>remember that I'm socially retarded and cant even talk to girls

Dressing good is easy, but how the hell do I work on talking? I sperg out so hard around women