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Yo /fa/. Just came out of a depressive slump, and actually want to look presentable again.

5'2, tiny boobs, green eyes, nice hips, young face, shoulder-length wavy blonde layered hair, petite frame.

Speak your minds, chickadees and nightingales.
Pic related, how I dress now (taken before layering my hair more)

>> No.6891366

what a pointless fucking thread

>> No.6891377

you look like grimes

>> No.6891373

please be in houston

>> No.6891374

lose the bracelets. Get a pixie cut. Where a monochromatic pallet.

>> No.6891378

>>6891374
wear

>> No.6891382

>>6891366
implying you don't like to play dress the dollie when some dumbshit is insecure enough to ask how they should dress

wear ugly sweaters op

>> No.6891380

that looks delicious :^)

>> No.6891381

>>6891363
you dont look that attractive but i cant really tell because of the cup and the angle

i would go out with you if you are a cool person

>> No.6891386

>Pic related, how I dress now
>a t-shirt
this is less useful than you might think

>> No.6891390

>>6891363
bracelets are awful
no graphic tees like that
no stupid necklace

idk about your hair do something w/ it tho definitley dont keep it like that
take care of your skin

>> No.6891393

>>6891386
It's a sonic shirt so it's actually pretty useful. Obv dresses disgustig

>> No.6891406

>>6891363
>nice hips
lemme c dem

>> No.6891409

>>6891374
i would date u

>> No.6891417

>>6891409
pls b in London

>> No.6891419

>>6891390
Any tips for the skin? I use tea tree wash when I shower, and a few other skin care products.

>> No.6891429

>>6891363
Muh blog

>> No.6891430

>>6891419
moisturize and exfoliate!~!!!!!

vitamin e also make sure dont touch your face and shit cold water is good 2

>> No.6891434

>>6891419
When applying anything to your face, barely touch it is general good advice. During the day don't ever touch it homie.

>> No.6891439

post a timestamp photo with your face in it or lying

>> No.6891440

>>6891419
fresh towel on the pillow every night (turn it over after 1 night, than a new one)

>> No.6891443
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6891443

HAHAHA grow about half a foot and lose about 40 pounds then come back.

>> No.6891445

>>6891440
Nooo, not a towel. It's rigid and can irritate the skin. Just use a soft pillowcase and wash it a lot.

>> No.6891448

>>6891439
this

>> No.6891481

>5'2"
are u 10 years old

>> No.6891491
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>>6891439


Alright, so >>6891445
soft pillow cases changed often, >>6891430
vitamin e, moisturizing + exfoliating, >>6891374
less of the goofy bracelets.

>> No.6891506

>>6891443
>this

>> No.6891507

>>6891491
You forgot eat healthy and do cardio

>> No.6891508

>>6891491
Yup. Def do a pixie cut. More sure of it now. Black will look good on you. Wear mostly black with some whites and greys. Give me a budget and I'll tell you what brands to shop.

>> No.6891513

>>6891491

ey bb wann sum fucc? B))) B)))))

>> No.6891523
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6891523

pls b in chicago

>> No.6891551

>>6891443

lel at the neanderthal woman to her left

she's actually gross though, best girl in that shot is probably the one hidden behind the plant

>> No.6891555

>>6891491
u look like a monkey with that face your making

just wear streetwear like male stuff i think thats hot but idk maybe you should just wear sweaters and stuff

>> No.6891561

>>6891491

awfully big shoulders for someone with small breasts

>> No.6891563

>>6891508

My budget is around $200, as my paychecks are only about $300-$400 every two weeks.

>> No.6891570

>>6891491
are you naturally blonde?
because your light hair brings out your dark eyes and eyebrows

dye your hair darker

also, learn to smile better

>> No.6891593

>>6891563
$200 total? Over what span of time? Bi-weekly?

>> No.6891587

>>6891491
never ever smile again please

wear dark colors w/ slim fits and you'll b ok, cut you're hair short

>> No.6891607

>>6891570
It is dyed, and the lighting makes my eyes look darker than they are. They're more of a hazel-green when in actual sunlight.

>>6891593
Over a month's span. I get paid the 1st and 15th .

>> No.6891619
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>short
>Delicious flag chest
>greeg eyes
>nice hips
>long blond hair
>not fat

bitch you could pretty much wear anything and it would be presentable

>> No.6891627

>>6891363
you kinda look like you could do a pixie

>> No.6891672
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>>6891561

It's a curse.

>> No.6891682

>>6891672
you look like an autistic miniature norwegian lady

maybe its ur nostrils

>> No.6891684

black hair, brings out green eyes

botox
lip injections

pixie cut

floral dress from Opening ceremony

kitten heels

teeth whitning

>> No.6891697
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>>6891672

>> No.6891704

>>6891684
yo're pale but not the good type of pale

Kristen stewart is the good type of pale

you're like berry pale
blotchy skin

use a metric fuck ton of Good to great makeup

example: go to mac for a "free makeover" before every date you have if you're poor

spray tan spray tan spray tan

stuff your bra

flat chests are awesome on women with femme figures

you have shoulders wider than most of the rick owens clad men here

>> No.6891713

>>6891672

You're basically that chick I would start hitting on about a half hour after it became obvious I wasn't going to get with the best looking girl at the party.

In my experience, you're also a lot more fun than that girl, so don't feel bad :)

>> No.6891714

>>6891704
>uggstew is the good type of pale
Stopped reading there. You shouldn't be telling anyone anything about anything at all.

>> No.6891728
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>>6891704
Makeup is shite, don't tell her that.

>stuff your bra
Nigga they don't do that past high school. She'll have to leave with her DFC (and thank god for DFC)

>> No.6891724

OP I'd put you in my /fa/ qts folder, but I deleted it.

>> No.6891732
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6891732

>mfw I thought I was on /fit/

>> No.6891741

>>6891672

How's the transitioning coming? I really hope you're not feeling shitty like a lot of trans girls do. My ex suffered with depression and it really sucks. :(

>> No.6891744
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6891744

What do you mean by "presentable"? There's a bit of a spectrum with that word

>> No.6891745

>>6891741
if she was a trap now THAT would be fucking hot

>> No.6891752

>>6891741

Not quite bro. Born femme, intend to stay that way.

>> No.6891772

>>6891745
currently talking to a trap on okc
dont know what do

>> No.6891773

>>6891744

As in, not just throwing on skinny jeans and a tee in the morning. I want to look a little more like a girl people would like (even just to talk to), and less of this person everyone ignores.

>> No.6891774

>>6891752
you should tell people you're trans you will go up like 2 points

>> No.6891786

>>6891773
get better tees like just solid color and dress monochrome

>> No.6891787
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>>6891772
well, use your discretion, but if it genuinely looks like a qt grill then you need to enrich her boypussy with the dickenings

>> No.6891797

>>6891792
wish the face wasnt so wide, other than that p average but kinda cute because quirky sorta

6/10 :D

>> No.6891792
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6891792

w-what the FFFFFFUCK are you guys doing?

I thought I was /fa/'s one and only.... ;_;

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>>6891798
come on kid, don't you wanna see my pussy?

>> No.6891798

>>6891792

gtfo you tramp

>> No.6891806
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>>6891792
I honestly wouldn't even kiss you...
>sorrynotsorry

>> No.6891803

>>6891713
like the type of chick you would aggresivly half hit on

>sigh so what's your name
Katie, OMG I wanted to talk to you all night
>yeah? *stare off into distance at slut grinding stripper pole*
.......*trying to look into your eyes*
>what's that now? sorry I couldn't hear you
I didn't say anything
>yeah, cool cool
.....k
>so....yeah you're not interesting or cute im out

>> No.6891805
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>>6891792
you're useless until you post her feet now fuck off
>implying with that filename

don't dump her shit pics her m8

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>>6891672
hey little white girl, you are honestly the ugliest fucking incestrous looking cunt ive ever seen in my time on the internet, your face looks like my cousins friends disabled grandads gurned jaw. your face looks like a prehistoric cavewomans botched operation..I don't even know why your parents conceived you, they are selfish tbh, why would ugly as fuck parents bring a human life into the world and know that this life will be on the path of failure. its just PURE selfishness, your lips pout out like a prolapsed arsehole. you look like a cavewoman slash oompa loompa hybrid. honestly, why was you even born? you are dumb as fuck, ugly as fuck and just a boring indepth piece of shit. i would love to know what kind of thoughts you think off when you're alone. probably shit like "whens my chicken nuggets done" and stupid shit like that because you are not capable of thinking of anything more intelligent because ur brain is strained. you look like a citizen of chernobyl reactor explosion, you took the radiation up your asshole and now you look like you do. shit son, you fucking ugly as fuck kid. why do you even live? --- biggest mystery known to man. you look like a fuckking feral ghoul from fallout 3 everytime i see your caveman face i get a little bit scared that i will get killed by feral ghouls. seriously, what the fuck is wrong with your face? explain to me, because i honestly dont think you are human, you are a poorly made robot, you was prob made by dell or something as an experiment and the creators gave you the ugliest features known to man.. kid. i swear i just cannot believe it, people like you should be lined up and shot onthe spot so you dont pollute the gene pool, you fucking abomination kid. i wish that happen, never have kids weeabo cavewoman because you will cause a lot of unhappiness and depression, you absolute ugly fuck, you disgusting fucking chernobyl creature, mutant fuck, you an extra in the x-men bitch? die kid, die.

>> No.6891811

I don't know shit about grills and grill fashion but here's a pic from tripjew

>> No.6891814
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>>6891805
stop being such a faggot, ricky

>> No.6891812

>>6891792
imagine /fa/-chan flirting with derpqueen

then this bitch comes screaming into the room

LOOK IM KAWAIII KITTEN CHAN SUPER KITTY!!!!!!!!!!! I WORK PART TIME SELLING FUSED SUITING I KNOW *annoying low tone anime evil voice* FASION >.<

super kitty

*starts waving cat around*

while you're trying to check out derp'
s tits

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>>6891811

>> No.6891819
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>>6891812
c-come on seig why wont you like me?

>> No.6891820

can someone just dump some inspo for op? i'm on my phone

keep it relatively normalfag shit. like, skirts and cute girly things and not anything past it

>> No.6891817
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>>6891812
sieg why are u sexy as f

>> No.6891823

>>6891820
this

>> No.6891827

this thread is trash
i'm so sorry you had to read these things OP
you're much prettier than all the people in this thread are saying you are

please don't be sad ;_;

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>>6891820

>> No.6891831

>>6891814
i want 2 cum on that

>> No.6891829
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6891829

Being small and thin and qt gives you an automatic advantage. You can wear shit that no one else can.

This fit is shite but since she's an elf girl and cute she can pull it off. You can too.

>> No.6891834

>>6891827
you're pathetic we're giving her genuine constructive criticism so she can improve how she looks you fucking faggot

>> No.6891835
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>>6891820
nah, eat shit, you fucking faggot.

Why should we cater to a single person? Oh wait let me guess.. BECAUSE IT"S A GIRL!!!!!

Fuck you. If this was a guy posting we'd be shitting on him furiously.

You guys are all a bunch of FUCKING FAGGOTS.

F
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K
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F A G G O T S

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>>6891827
op would be my gf before u

get fucked nerd

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>>6891825

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>>6891833

>> No.6891838
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>>6891820

>> No.6891839

Femanon here

>>6891827
this is the reason why you dont have a girlfriend

you assume women are frail on the internet or some shit

you're just a big fat stinking omanko. That is all.

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>>6891840

>> No.6891840
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>>6891837

>> No.6891841

>>6891835
>Why should we cater to a single person? Oh wait let me guess.. BECAUSE IT"S A GIRL!!!!!

yeah, actually. /fa/ is like the one board where we legitimately need more girls

i can only post in so many rick owens threads per day you fucker. there's two sides to fashion.

>> No.6891842

>>6891835
TFW derpqueen will never sit on your face and yell racist shit about you being Japanese

>> No.6891849

>>6891842
you're japanese? i thought you were some kind of outer space potato man.

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>>6891838
shit son

every time I see someone post curlgurl, my heart sinks

not because I like her but because she looks so much like my ex

fuck me man, how many more times am I gonna post this everytime I see her

how many times have I posted this every time I've seen her

I dont even know.

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>>6891844

>> No.6891857
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>>6891852

>> No.6891852
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>>6891847

>> No.6891853

>>6891827

It's okay! I'm actually really amused at the garbage posts. But, I did ask for help, so I expect people to point out flaws. This is the internet after all~

>> No.6891858
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>>6891842
nigga u was jest hatin on dis here bich d otha day cause u say she has no class 4 gettin with a chinese guy

L E L

M

4

0

>> No.6891862

>>6891809
damb that does look A LOT like OP.

>> No.6891863
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6891863

>>6891857

>> No.6891864

>>6891839
shut up bitch, you're trash. post pic proving otherwise

>> No.6891860

>>6891852
FUGG :DDD

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>>6891863

>> No.6891867
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>>6891846
curlgurl is an amazing woman, too bad she's a bitch

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6891865

dress like ho if you're rich being a ho is called being a strong independent womyn and you'll get to see all the guys put on boners

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>>6891864
haha here's another reason why you dont have a gf

it's because you react emotionally when a girl tests your integrity

and you falter like you did just now.

We pick up your weakness quite easily.

>> No.6891876

>>6891869
are you even implying that op wants to dress like your pics

>> No.6891869
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6891869

>>6891865
Degeneracy isn't chic.
>>6891866

>> No.6891870

>>6891867
fuck her i asked her to post feet and she never did

she needs to check her fucking privilege

>> No.6891877

>>6891773
What colors do you feel reflect you? Are you ok with a lot of black, or do you think that might remind you of your depression?

>> No.6891878

>>6891869
it actually is

>> No.6891879

>>6891871
cool bitch i dont care
go back to the garbage can

>> No.6891881

>>6891867
yeah she is a bad bitch

I remember when everyone was shitting on rumplefatling calling her a whore cause she's been with more than 1 man per month OR WHATEVER

and then curlgurl comes in the thread and agrees that type of behavior is whoreshit

I liked her for that, then BAM she a bad biiiiiitch when I seen her in dat thong

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6891887

Ellen Page is also a subhuman midget like you and she can wear big girl clothes so if she can then can

Initiating EllenPageCore

>> No.6891884

>>6891876
She can't.
>>6891878
Yeah if you're a #trill Miley Cyrus tumblr #givenchy slut who had shiity parents then maybe.

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>>6891879
l 0 l he m4d

>> No.6891890

>>6891877

I'm honestly more partial to bright colors, simply because I like them. Black doesn't really bother me, but on its own I find it boring. Luckily for me, my depression isn't associated with any colors~

>> No.6891888

>>6891881
rumple was a whore though, it worked out to 3 guys a week since she was sexually active

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>>6891888
oh yeah, dont get me wrong bro I knew she was a whore, I was probably one of the first people in that thread to call her a whore.

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>> No.6891893

>>6891844
Don't post that walking form of Down's.

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Look how awkward she is in big girl clothes. This will be you be prepared to feel like an alien well nvm ur 2 feet tall u already know what that's like

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You don't have to wear tshirts you should invest in blouses and stuff

>> No.6891901

>>6891890
>bright colors
grosssss

>>6891896
she don't even look that bad

>> No.6891906

>>6891858
I said I wanted to eat her out not aspire to be the bitch

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>>6891901
She looks cute but she is very uncomfortable in such clothing

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>>6891893
>5'10"
>blonde
>blue eyes
Hahahaahaha u fucking coloureds really know how to make me lol.

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>>6891896
>>6891899
wow will you please stop posting this disgusting kike midget jew puppet bobble headed progeria faced bitch? This isn't /tv/ you arent helping anyone or advancing fashion with this shit.

tl;dr kill yourself

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>>6891909
Sorry m8 but Ellen Page is certified midgitcore and OP needs a heavy dose

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>> No.6891915

>>6891911
>flats
:3

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>>6891915
Yeah op buy some flats well only if you have small feet also please post feet

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>>6891363
hey bb, just be yourself, remember pic re-l8

>> No.6891926

>>6891916
>implying OP didnt leave the thread a long time ago

she just picked up her self-esteem from you guys and SCRAMMED! SPLIT! VAMOOSE!

You think shes gonna stick around and waste money to appeal to you guys? hahahah

faggots

f a
g g
o t (s)

>> No.6891921

How old are you? Are we talking college or high school or what

>> No.6891934

>>6891928
lovely in my DIck haha

>> No.6891928

Ellen Page is so lovely.

>> No.6891938

>>6891921
College, but graduating in two semesters.

>> No.6891940

>>6891934
u fookin wot m8?

>> No.6891941

>>6891869
is that a parka under a jacket

>> No.6891935

Who would you rather fuck?

Annika after beating anorexia

or

Ellen page but she's been dead for 10 hours

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>> No.6891945

>>6891938
slut

>> No.6891942

>>6891935
elllennnnnnnn oh goooood

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6891948

>2013
>not wanting to fuck annika after beating anorexia

ISHIGGY

>> No.6891950

>>6891938
skank bitch hoe

polluted womb

>> No.6891953

>>6891935
is her death supposed 2 b a disincentive

>> No.6891951

>>6891948
she has tuna crotch tho

shit probably smells worse than ellen degenereses corpse

>> No.6891957

>>6891950
her womb is so fuckin polluted I wouldn't even lick that shit

and I eat sushi

>> No.6891973
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You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

>> No.6891980

>>6891728
>Makeup is shite, don't tell her that.
what are you a fag
a little make up works wonders

>> No.6891988

>>6891973
every fucking time

>> No.6891984

p sure the sticky has some girl stuff in it. check faggot store and young stalin

>> No.6891987

be a reverse trap

>> No.6891990

>>6891987
she should be a regular trap and grow a penis

>> No.6891993

>>6891607
waitin on kendrick like the 1st and the 15th

>> No.6891996

OP, you won't get all the answers in one thread sorry. Check the WAYWT threads for the occasional female post, Female inspo threads come along every couple of days and check the tumblr threads for female fashion tumblrs. Find a style that you like, look for people with similar builds/ body shapes/ facial features as yourself and see what they are wearing/doing do improve how they look.

Also what are you drinking? It looks delicious.

>> No.6892009

>>6892003
ewww what a hoe

>> No.6892003

>>6891996
it is probably medicine for her tuna crotch that resulted from sex with multiple men.

>> No.6892004

>>6891996
i'll bet 100 bucks it's blue smurf

>> No.6892013

>>6891993
>>6891993
SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING I CAN C U R )____ IN SYNC

>> No.6892010

>>6891996
Will do! Some of my friends follow those blogs.

It was Poweraid, if memory serves me right.

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>> No.6892015

>>6892010
>drinking powerade
>being too poor to afford gatorade
>thinks she can be /fa/ when she is poor
LM5O

what does it feel like to be poor

>> No.6892016

>>6892010
greasy

dont drink that shit if u dont wanna get fat

>> No.6892019

>>6892014

lol

>> No.6892018
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>>6892016
>mvq someone other than me says greasy
>mvq it had to be trunks

>> No.6892021

>>6891672
its kinda funny cause grrl thread automatically means about 100 replies


but to say the least wear V neck clothing
I would recommend you work out or go anorexic ( not real anorexic but controlled anorexic) depending on what look you wan.
part your hair differently currently it just makes your face look smaller a rounder then it needs to be.
you take some pretty shit pictures of yourself by the way but at least your not like most fags here who only put up there absolute best with completely stupid angles
hope to see you on here later and not as a trip skank

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>>6892016
i don't think a subhuman elf pixie midget is going to get fat off of blue powerade

>> No.6892028
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>>6892022
yeah but dat gif doe

>> No.6892027

>>6892010
Also, ignore everything said by Trunks and seig heil.

>> No.6892033

>>6892022
animorphs x transformers thats some nxtlvl shit

>> No.6892029

>>6892018
shut up you greasy caveman

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>>6892029
wow alright that is the last fucking straw you little fucking faggot

enjoy posting on 4chan tonight because tomorrow... IP hacked

>> No.6892035
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>> No.6892038

yo, this bitch looks like she's picked last for being on a LARP team

she's not even a high enough level for lightning bolt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekugPKqFw

>> No.6892044
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>>6892038
i'd larp her if u know what i mean

>> No.6892045

>>6892037
greasy fuckin mustard tiger

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>>6892038
wow nigga re you serious

now im gonna have to spend the next hour watching all of these LARP vids cause of u

>> No.6892046

>>6892021
Workouts sound more appealing, so I'll definitely step that up.
What kind of part?

>> No.6892049

>>6892044
I wouldn't

she probably tastes like powarade mountain blast

ironically she has no mountains, and nobody on /fa/ would blast her

>> No.6892056

It's fucking hilarious how this dumb cunt spelled it poweraid when it's fucking called "powerade" not only is she poor but she's stupid too. haha!

>> No.6892057
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>>6892049
i'd blast her mountaintops and stain her powerade

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>>6892056
i no rite

>> No.6892058

>>6892046
yeah you need to d someth with ur hair gurl thats some elementary school shit, bun it or get bangs or anything fuck just change it pls

>> No.6892071

>>6892056
OP is the kind of chick you have at a party

and yell WHY AREN'T THERE ANY GIRLS HERE

NOT YOU GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR SHRILL VOICE

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>>6892071
>op
>party
op is the grill you hold hands with and walk through the park to get ice cream with

>> No.6892084

>>6892076
Fuck yeah.

>> No.6892085

and then you fuck her toss her aside and 4 years later she goes on youtube making a video talking about how she lost her virginity assuring people that she made the video for the sake of other young women out there so that they dont make the same mistake as her.

>> No.6892089

>>6892085
i don't even

>> No.6892092

>>6892089
it was meant for >>6892076

>> No.6892104

>>6892076
not really
i don't have dreams about op or girls like her
tbh sieg's illustration was spot on, though

like
when you have an engineering class
and she's the only girl there
but you still complain to your friends about your all-guy class

sorry op
truth is the truth
but srsly there is sum decent advice itt

>> No.6892105

>>6891890

Try pastel colors instead of bright colors, if you're set on that.

>> No.6892103
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>>6892092
y would i toss her aside if i bought her ice cream

do u even investment that's like 4 whole dollars

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>>6892103
wow did u think that shit was funny as fuck or something when u were typing that shit

did u think I was gonna have some kind of chuckle and think man this guy is funny as fuck or some shit

this is real life situations ya dunce

you buy her the ice cream and she gives you the pussy there is your investment

now go major in women studies faggit

>> No.6892110

>>6892104
There's only fat girls and and older fat women in engineering classes. A cute midget girl like OP would make any engineer jizz.

t. engineering student

>> No.6892115

>>6892110
I was in an engineering class with several chubby, annoying attention seeking large breasted females

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>>6892112
>now go major in women studies faggit

>> No.6892124

>>6892115
Sounds accurate. What few women you get are fat and most of them are only in it to find a BF and drop the major after a year.

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>>6892113
wow you like to post frogs you little green bitch

here is one for your collection

it is u crying after I raped ur ass

fag

>> No.6892140

MIT fag here, the last thing I want is to date a woman who is an engineer. You have no idea what you're thinking if you think that kind of relationship would work. Two heavily rational people living underneath one household, what a fucking snorefest. I bet they'd only have sex once every waning gibbous.

Fuck OP.

>> No.6892135

>>6892046
don't know im not an expert on hair
i was very fortunate that a hair stylist helped me for free
If you are confident with your face you should do the pixie like everyone else recommended
I am hesitant at recommending it despite my love for it because you might look like one of these try to be androgynous bitches.

Also working out is pretty good I am trying to cop sunken cheeks at 8% bf

>> No.6892151

>>6892140
PS that is how cuckolds are formed, ask me about it if you want me to go more in depth or maybe some other time.

>> No.6892154

>>6892140
>implying op isn't an underwater basket weaving major
With a minor in die-CIS-scum studies

>> No.6892156

>>6892151
>more in depth

lol

>> No.6892157

>>6892135
You know, I'll play around with a few Halloween wigs and see what lengths and styles look best. I worry about the pixie cut.

>> No.6892168

good night op ilu <3

>> No.6892178

>>6892157
bitch slut whore gutterslut

>> No.6892186

>>6892178
replace halloween wigs with giant veiny nigger dicks. The mystery solves itself.

>> No.6892190

>>6892168
Good night anon c:

>> No.6892196

>>6892190
going to bed with some dude you just met in an engineering class

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>>6892168
fuck this is just pitiful.

this sad sack of shit is in love with her while she is probably fucking and sucking a bunch of engineers at a time.

>> No.6892201

>>6892196
You know it, nightingale.

>> No.6892391

>>6891852
Muhhh deeiiccckkkk

>> No.6892398

>>6891363
>drinking that blue shit
probably more than 100 calories, would not drink.

you look 15.
get a better haircut, stop wearing "gaymur" T-Shirts, loose the "shag bands", wear little makeup, get eyebrows thread and last but not least, lose 10-20lbs

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hey babe, I think you have potential (as lame as that sounds). :D

I think you should get your eyebrows reshaped because that will really help define your face and seriously it makes a world of difference : )

I'm feeling like an Emma Watson look. :) I think a darker hair colour will really be flattering and make you look less pale.


BUT don't forget to create your own style :)
eat clean and exercise like 3-5 times a week :) It's not about losing weight, but it will really help your posture, flexibility and general wellbeing. You will be glowing :)

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btw, you are not ugly, honey! :)
try tinted moisturiser, bronzer and blush to define your cheekbones and mascara to bring out your gorgeous eyes :):)

>> No.6892940

btw, you are not ugly, honey! :):)
try tinted moisturiser, bronzer and blush to define your cheekbones and mascara to bring out your gorgeous eyes :):)

>> No.6893115

>>6891910
that hover hand

>> No.6893120

>>6891887
I really like this look

>> No.6893226

>>6891363

is your name hanna ?

>> No.6893295

Femanon here. This thread really sucks.

I do agree that a haircut would be good and I think you would look good with darker hair. Do just a little makeup to liven your face up some. Like a neutral shade of lipgloss, some mascara, and a pallet of brown/tan eyeshadow. Some of them will have instructions on the back on how to apply the eyeshadow colors. With some caution try some blush. If it looks too bright on you then it's definitely too much.

200 will get you maybe 2-3 quality outfits at the mall. Try goodwill too, and expect to spend at least an hour maybe two or three hours digging through racks. Look for quality brands such as express, banana republic, j crew and other quality brands you would find at a nice mall and skip over used forever 21 stuff. Jeans that fit good is most important no graphic tshirts, nothing super trendy that will go out of style and look dated fast.

>> No.6893390

>>6891973
oh god lel

>> No.6893385

>>6891896
who is that girl

>> No.6893398

>>6892018
and who is this

>> No.6893800

>>6893385
It's Ellen Page she's a QT mini-person just like OP

>> No.6893867

>>6891803
quality post as always

>> No.6893871

>>6891803

lmao you're such a fucking autist

>> No.6893893

>>6891858

fucking hideous

>> No.6893921

>>6893871
>>6893893
ur not op

>> No.6895062

bump

>> No.6895088

>>6893115
this is one case where hover hand is not afraid of women and more afraid of being a pedophile

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>>6893115
oh dont worry he gave her le dickenings

>> No.6895102

>tiny boobs
absolutely disgusting

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>>6895102
>>tiny boobs
>absolutely disgusting

>> No.6895122

>>6895102
fugggg :----DDDD

>> No.6895161

>>6895107
>not having large firm breasts to suck on and play with
you must be gay. what's the point of even having sex with something that has no tits

i've had sex with girls with pretty hideous faces just because i've wanted to see what their tits look like bare. i've never once been disappointed or regretted it.

>> No.6895174

>>6895104
she looks a bit abboying

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>>6891491
shave ur head

>> No.6895336

>>6895161
you haven't had sex with anyone

>> No.6895351

>>6895336
10 girls u mad :p ??

>> No.6895359

>>6895161
Not everyone is a titmonster pleb. People like different things.

>> No.6895395

>>6895359
'b-but people like different things *sniff*'

y u sounding butthurt? i was just explaining what i like

honestly you probably are gay, at best, at worst a pedophile

>> No.6895404

>>6891491
yo gurl where u at?

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>>6895395
The fuck? Are you retarded? I'm not him, I'm just pointing out how retarded you are.

>'b-but people like different things *sniff*'
Go back to tumblr or grow a pair.

>butthurt
There's an age limit on this website.

>> No.6895413

>>6895351
tits dont matter bro

its all about that tight pussy and round ass

>> No.6895451

>>6891846
TUNACROTCH STRIKES AGAIN

>> No.6895453

>>6891888

isn't she like 15 years old tho

>> No.6895461

>>6891926

I enjoyed your post, please keep posting

I mean it

>> No.6895485

>>6895461
You mean his shitpost? His shitpost that was holistically incorrect?

>> No.6895503

>>6892071

dude I'm so fucking confused by you

either they're a bunch of people pretending to be you (e.g. you're pretending to be him) or you're drunk or I just don't get you

I mean you're doing the stream of consciousness thing but why do you post in these kinds of threads when you have a reputation to maintain? I thought you only talk about valve timings and stuff.

>> No.6895528

>>6895485

this whole thread is shit so I don't blame him,

besides, wrong or not (how did you determine it was incorrect?) it was entertaining to read and I liked it

it had quality, which is somewhat independent of ideological import

>> No.6895822

>>6895453
idts but whats ur point

>> No.6895992

>>6891879
stop being a dickead m8