/fa/ - Fashion

>>6873226
clean your place up a bit, not too much. it can be messy, just not dirty nomsayin? then just buy a bottle or two and take her back to your place for a movie or whatever

>>6873226
Where in Chicago? You at UIC?

Everyone gets carded before they enter a bar, especially in Chicago land. The fines here are outrageous.

Take her shopping around the Armitage area or something.

>>6873252
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. She probably smokes weed, so maybe that too. Shouldn't offer much resistance. She was pretty into me. But I just turned 21 and never had a fake, so I wanna have a plan of action because I'll probably encounter this situation a lot in the future.

>>6873255
Yeah actually. She doesn't go here though. How'd you guess?

>>6873265
Shopping? Dude, what?

>>6873269
Yes, shopping. You are on /fa/ and you don't like to shop? You probably don't belong here.

Bitches love nothing more than a man who can take a bitch around town.

>>6873269
Call it a hunch, I go to UIC too, I was gonna say Spark In The Park was the concert you guys met at.

>>6873269
Also, fuck you college kids and your easy access to find bud. Living in the burbs and not going to college makes that shit difficult.

>>6873278
Yeah, you do that dude.

>>6873280
Ah, yeah I forgot that happened.

>>6873292
I live in the burbs and commute. You're retarded if you can't find bud.

pic related

>>6873309
Why does everyone here commute.

I just want to meet people from /fa/ who live on campus, I'm sick of the bros in polos and pink chinos

>>6873309
I work in an office and don't really get out much. How to not be retarded?

>>6873292
Ask your waiter. All restaurants have a dealer

>>6873320
Because living in the city is fucking retarded. I'd rather have a house than pay out the ass for a small ass condo. The metra goes anywhere anyway.

>>6873226
D-does this mean we'll all make it anon-kun?
Say yes, p-please

>>6873333
Trips don't lie, but a good suggestion.. Now to figure out how to ask that shit with tact.

>>6873320
Why do you care if someone lives on campus or not? All of my friends live on campus. I crash at their places more than I do at home.

>>6873324
Go to a bar. See stoners. Ask for hookup. Stoners are everywhere, dude. Go to a street fest. Go to Taste of Chicago or something. Do none of your friends smoke pot?

>>6873329
I hate the Metra. I just drive. 25 minute commute because I speed.

It's a commuter school, dude. What do you want? If I wanted to graduate with debt and live on campus, I would have gone to UChicago; which I got into.

>>6873345
Dude, it literally has like no social stigma. It's really easy to tell who smokes. And even if they don't, nobody cares. They'll still hook you up. This plan has 0 downside.

Or just go to Ihop lolol.

>>6873345
just ask dude

waiters are usually just college kids

if you're in college and you walk in and chat with your waiter, just casually toss in
"hey i'm lookin to score some weed, you know anyone?"

>>6873349
I work in an office with people all over the age of 30 at minimum and the majority in their 40s. Nobody that I can trust.

I guess for me, I'm trying to scope out someone I can hit up on the regular. Just missed taste of Chicago, but will have to keep an eye out.

>>6873357
Not in college, yo, but of college age.

>>6873360
There's a street fest every weekend. Nobody's telling you to buy weed at work. Do you not do things outside of work?

>>6873372
I was relocated here for work, so I don't know anyone really outside of work. Haven't really done anything like that though.

>>6873292
get a medical card dude

>>6873379
yo i either smell weed every time i leave the house or my town is just lousy with skunks. pay attention when u leve the house, find stoners, ask 4 hookups, it's that ez

>>6873385
Its not that easy yet. Doesn't start until Jan anyway.

>>6873379
just walk down the street and find the first person that looks like they smoke weed and ask them w2c

seriously i get asked like twice a month at least

>>6873412
Yeah, but again, I live out in the richboy burbs. I don't really see people I would assume smoke, to be honest. I'll give it a shot though

>>6873422
Which richboy burbs? Medinah here, my neighbors have a bentley and lamborghini and an indoor pool.

I do not.

>>6873412
>looking like you smoke weed
>/fa/

>>6873437
Never heard of that 'burb. I'm in the NW 'burbs.

I don't really get asked for drug hookups by strangers. Random black dudes on the street will offer me blow though.

>>6873452
On the street in the city, that is. Especially by Union Station.

how expensive is living in chicago?

what's rent like?

>>6873485
Google will help you more than 4chan.
But it's relatively low COL. Area really matters though.

>>6873437
Just a tad bit north of you down there.

>>6873485
1,700 for a 650 sq ft apartment

>>6873485
Depends on the location. I'm living with my GF in Ravenswood in a large 1 bedroom apt for $1115 including heat/water/gas. While if you get an apt in Lincoln Park, you can be looking at $900 for a small studio.

>>6873226
"fuck it, I've got drinks at my place"

>>6873558
Yeah dude, I think this'll work fine. Thanks

beauty in simplicity and shit

that's actually a perfect opportunity to escalte things quicker.

personally i would look forward to her not getting in the bar, so i could push for a more intimate place like drinking at the park, or even better, getting drinks at my place.

but theres also coffee and tea.

don't bring it up. if she get's in, great.
if not, make her think you are spontaneous with your new plan, she doesn't know was pre thought out.

>>6873618
Yeah, thanks starfucker. This is gonna be after like 9, so I'm not doing coffee. I'll probably take her to pick up some pot and then go to my place where I have booze and movies and shit.

>>6873627
you should get weed beforehand, otherwise risk not getting it and looking lame.

but yea, i bet you she won't turn the idea down.

>>6873635
It would be way out of my way and my guy's super reliable. Also, I live 20 min away from the city AND with my mom and brother, so logistics are the main problem.

So I kind of want to get home as late as possible so they're asleep and we can go chill in the basement.

I need to move out, I know. But I'm saving so much dough...

>>6873645
An idea: I'm gonna use trying to score weed as an opener to hit on girls on campus. lul
I actually do need a dealer on campus and not by my house, so it's a win-win

>>6873650
god your a failure.

>>6873349
>tfw going to uchicago

bursars are fucking reaming my asshole