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Facial aesthetics thread for the ugly girl

>> No.6857565

>>6857547
>Facial aesthetics thread for the ugly girl
>not /fa/cial aesthetics thread for the ugly girl
Make an effort, OP.

>> No.6857589

>>6857547
Whiteknight reporting in for duty

>> No.6857594

>>6857589
Yeah I'm here too

>> No.6857618
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6857618

In the meantime, post your qt husbandos/waifus/both

>> No.6857648

>>6857618
so perfect <333333

>> No.6857671

>>6857618

Muhhh deeeeiiiiicckkkkk

>> No.6857679
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6857679

I'll post 2 pics to sate your curiosity but only because I said I would and didn't really expect anyone to go and make a new thread.

This one's pretty spot on I think. Candid photos are the most honest. Well, it's not technically candid but I was caught off guard so there's no angle trickery or anything. Girl in blue is her. Other one's me. Obviously. This was after several hours drinking in the hot sun at a wedding.

>> No.6857683
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6857683

pls be gentle

>> No.6857676
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6857676

Fuck it, grill from the other thread. Go easy on me

>> No.6857690

>>6857676
If you had braces a 9/10 judging by that photo

>> No.6857691
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6857691

And here's a face pic that is more flattering where I do use angle trickery.

There, I'm out.

>> No.6857694

>>6857676
first whiteknight ere, You're not to bad. Braces/retainer and you could look a 7/10. Whats your dress sense like

>> No.6857699

>>6857679
shes more attractive than you

>> No.6857705

>>6857691
>>6857679
if u lost weight mayb but its hard to tell now. I'd bang ur friend tho

>> No.6857711

>>6857691
First photo is nicer, your "angle trickery" makes you look fat

>> No.6857713

>>6857679
Your model friend is not even that pretty, I was expecting to be blown away and I'm totally underwhelmed. Also I realise now how good I look in comparison which feels really nice.

>> No.6857715

>>6857699
oh thats what you were saying in the first place

idk why youre posting your face here

youre not ugly

youre not attractive either but not cause of youre face

just fat

>> No.6857716

>>6857713
Her hair helps her a lot

>> No.6857726

>>6857679
i'd marry you

>> No.6857728

>>6857683
Your female? Nice! I bet you could rock a nice suit. Curious about your hairstyle tho.

>> No.6857743

>>6857679

Your friend is absolutely gorgeous.

You are mildly attractive and you look fun. 8/10 would party with.

>> No.6857744

>>6857676

nice eyes

>> No.6857745

>>6857691
You look about average but not bad. A darker haircolour might suit you better though.

>> No.6857760
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6857760

Plz be gentle

>> No.6857755

>>6857676
You're pretty and not too average looking which is nice. Kind of reminds me of Sissy Spacek

>> No.6857765

>>6857683
What brand is the beanie? Looking for one just like that.

>> No.6857769

>>6857676

Would make sweet love /10

Hi gurrl, do u like big dicked lovers?
Want one?

>> No.6857770

>>6857676

A little skeptical a girl this cute would be on /fa/

still cute tho

>> No.6857779

>>6857716
She's wearing too much makeup to really judge her looks in that pic.

>> No.6857780

>>6857676
>>6857679
Looks like two completely different people.
You don't look too bad, a 5 or 6 maybe. You friend wouldn't be more than a 7 though.

>>6857760
Not bad at all, qtp2t. Have one where you aren't making a face?

>> No.6857777

>>6857765
it's me, partway through my nun stage,
Not a beanie

>> No.6857794

>>6857777
what's it then? a bandana of some sort? what haircut to you have? long or short?

>> No.6857800
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6857800

>>6857780
6 months ago before I went on /fa/.
First pic I saw on my Fb

>> No.6857807

>>6857760
O @ your edgy twink look

>> No.6857805

>>6857794
Some t-shirt I found, pulled inside out and worn around head instead of around neck

>> No.6857848
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6857848

>> No.6857847
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6857847

lips are so fucking gross today

>just out of the shower

>> No.6857854

>>6857847

Sucking too much dick huh?
>Dat nigga tryna get those sunken cheeks
It's working tho

>> No.6857855
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6857855

>>6857847

here's my fit to accompany my face (this is /fa/ after all)

>>6857854

i just drink lotsa water 8)

>> No.6857858

>>6857847
damn boi u cute

>> No.6857861

>>6857847
try to be a little less obvious about your model poses, it makes it lose its intended effect.

>> No.6857868

>>6857805
You seem like someone I'd want to hang out with.

>> No.6857872

>>6857800
You look 14 in that pic.

>>6857847
You spelled ocean wrong.

>>6857848
That's one feminine hand, fuccboi.

>> No.6857879

>>6857676
>>6857679

6/10

>>6857683

5/10 wear rick owens

>>6857691

5/10 vicky pollard

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6857887

>>6857872
y-yeah

>> No.6857890
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6857890

>>6857861

i'd say it's my neutral look. but i definitely want my neutral look to be model-esque. the tres bien dude is my inspo

>> No.6857901

>>6857848
would bang regardless of gender

>> No.6857893

>>6857887
It's ok.

>> No.6857896

>>6857879
Vicky Pollard I laughed hard at that one

>> No.6857897

>>6857848
>>6857847
>>6857760
cute

>>6857676
>>6857679
>>6857691
ugly

>> No.6857909

>>6857901
I'm male
T-thanks ?

>> No.6857915

>>6857887
those hands are fucking gorgeous. 10/10 would want to be caressed by

>> No.6857928

>>6857909
even better

>> No.6857974

>>6857915
>>6857901
this thread turned hilariously gay quickly, Time to leave.

>> No.6857987

>>6857974
wait let's have some gay sex first

>> No.6858009

>>6857974
>browses /fa/
>isn't at least bi
What are you even doing here?

>> No.6858015

>>6857683
Wait,you're a GIRL?

>> No.6858027

>>6858015
that's the reason i find her awesome.

>> No.6858035

>>6858027
'tis an awesome thing to see!

>> No.6858032

>>6858015
PRIVLEGED CIS SCUM CAN'T YOU SEE THAT IT'S A HE WHO IDENTIFIES AS A SHE YOU FILTHY WHITE MALE ASSHOLE

>> No.6858045 [DELETED] 
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6858045

Pyjamas and a cardigan are my signature look

>> No.6858053

>>6858035
If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D

>> No.6858054

>>6857887
Holy shit Troye Sivan from youtube is a 4channer.

>> No.6858055

>>6858045
>pyjamas
>cardigan
/fa/ as fuck. Wear it in public too?

>> No.6858051

>>6858032
wouldn't it be the other way round tho?

>> No.6858058

>>6857618

I always was too lazy to search for what waifu stand for

So pls tell me.

Also is my first sentence gramatically and in terms of syntax correct ? please correct me if not.

>> No.6858059

>>6857683
I'm a guy

>> No.6858080

>>6858045
You kinda look like sasha grey...

>> No.6858079

>>6858055
maybe i should.

>> No.6858081

>>6858054
>Troye Sivan
Who ?

>> No.6858087

>>6858058
>I always was too lazy to search for what waifu stand for
I think:
>I always was too lazy to search for what waifu stands for
is correct. Not sure though. I think that:
>I was always too lazy to search for what waifu stands for.
is better.

"Waifu is an Engrish term primarily used by Asian men to refer to one’s own wife. While the colloquial use of the word in East Asan cultures predates its online popularity, the term has been since adopted by Otaku circles and anime fans to refer to one’s favorite female manga or anime character. The male equivalent is commonly referred to as a “Husbando”"
Something like this.

>> No.6858088

>>6858045
rate me, tell me i'm not as attractive as i think i am

>> No.6858090

>>6858080
fuck me, i thought the same when i first saw sasha grey (i'm the one in the pic btw). thought i was just imagining things though. god damn

>> No.6858097

>>6858058
I was always too lazy to search for what waifu stood for*
A waifu is a girl that you admire and you refuse to fap to.
Lel

>> No.6858092
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6858092

>>6858079
I think you should, who knows, it could be the next big thing. I mean, we all know how fucking comfy pyjamas and cardigans are.

>> No.6858102

>>6858090
i actually look better tho. my nose isn't fucked up and i prefer my jawline

>> No.6858105
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6858105

>>6858090
You have a heart shaped face, which is typically the most desirable.

Look up my harto on youtube and steal all the shit she wears to maximize potential qt.

>> No.6858106

>>6858045
>>6858088
Post a better picture, m8.

>> No.6858115

>>6858092
grunge, nyo, that shit's been and gone

>> No.6858116

>>6857691
I'd get rid of the monroe, it's very dated...

>> No.6858117

HAHAHAAHHA EVERY FEMALE ON /FA/ IS HAGGARD AS FUCK AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAAAAAA!!!!

>> No.6858125

>>6858117
O-okay, anon :/

>> No.6858122

>>6858106
i'm not going to plaster my face all over the place here

>> No.6858133

>>6858122
send me an email bb, only if u r qt and in london

>> No.6858134
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6858134

>>6858045
Hair is flat ugly color too short, flat chest, The shape of your jaw looks like you have down syndrome, too pail, look like a stick, eyebrows don't look symmetrical, that cardigan looks like it's your grandmothers, big forehead. That hair though do something about it gets bangs cover that forehead.

>> No.6858130

>>6858045
rock a short haircut. maximize androgyny to full potential

>> No.6858131

>>6858122
You posted one pic, what's another one going to do?
But fine
>>6858045
6 or 7, can't really say.

>> No.6858142

>>6858131
i regret posting one for fucks sake. i'm also a shy individual with a fragile ego.

>> No.6858137

>>6858045
4/10

>> No.6858149

>>6858045

>would fap to/10

>> No.6858154

>>6858137
you shattered my ego

>> No.6858156

>>6858142
>with a fragile ego
>>6858149
>would fap to

Relax.

>> No.6858157

>>6858134
O YE LET'S SEE YOU POST A PIC MR FLAWLESS

>> No.6858151

>>6858134
lel

>> No.6858160

>>6858134
flat chest is not valid

>> No.6858166

>>6858156
the fuck?

>> No.6858167

>>6858157
>tell me i'm not as attractive as i think i am
You didn't think things through before posting.

>> No.6858174

>>6858167
that wasn't even me. i'm just sat here watching the replies flood in. top lel

>> No.6858176

>>6858045
are you a grill
or a boy
btw that pic is old if u see it says 2012
and its 2013

>> No.6858189

>>6858176
yeah it is in fact tres old. i'm a neckbeard now and have been storing dead bodies in my cellar since the beginning of 2013

>> No.6858191

>>6858176
I'm fiddy precent sure it's a brotha.

>> No.6858199

>>6858189
>>6858191
it looks like a grill man
>>6858189
what is tres old
are you trying to speak french

>> No.6858201

>>6858191
i'm a trap, you should hear my voice

>> No.6858204

>>6858199
i am in fact trying to, yes.

>> No.6858213

>>6858204
oh i see im sorry je ne parle pas français
i wish i was as multilingual as you
how long u been learning

>> No.6858208
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6858208

>>6858201
Fuck yes.

>> No.6858219
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6858219

>>6857676
like a 7 or 8 maybe? I think you look pretty
>>6857679
you need to lose weight but look like a fun girl, but not very cute as of now
>>6857847
p cute
>>6858045
qt

>> No.6858222

>>6858219
Nice jaw and cheeks, but what's wrong with your eyes?

>> No.6858229

>>6858219
one eye is bigger than the other, it is very common to happen in time to people who don't place computer screen directly infront of them

>> No.6858226

>>6858219
are you homosexual

>> No.6858228

>>6857872
14 in a good way?

>> No.6858232

>>6858228
In a very bad way.

>> No.6858258

>>6858226
no :( i wish
>>6858222
>>6858229
I think it's just the a bad picture or something

>> No.6858279

>>6858232
Oh man, brb, growing beard

>> No.6858288

the most attractive trap contest

>> No.6858297

i've grown out my hair and look like a girl now. not the samurai look i was going for. beardless life

>> No.6858295

>>6858258
>I think it's just the a bad picture or something
Ah, good. Either way
>wouldlovegettingcaressedandsnuggledby/10
n-no homo.. okay maybe a bit

>>6858279
Do it.

>> No.6858315

>>6858297
>i've grown out my hair and look like a girl now
POST A PICTUER ANON, PLEASE I BEG YU

>> No.6858332

>>6858315
i legit look like a girl and i started wearing tinted lip balm and plucking my eyebrows to confuse people. no homo

>> No.6858347
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6858347

>>6858332
Please, no, PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE, post a pic anon ;_;

>> No.6858385
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6858385

idgaf if u gentle or not

>> No.6858387

>>6858347
you from tumblr or what?

>> No.6858389

>>6858385
warty toad feel going on there

>> No.6858390

>>6858385
i like. great hair m8

>> No.6858393

>>6858387
no, why do you ask?

>> No.6858395

>>6858389
idk what that means mane

>>6858390
thank you, but its p messy from hat today

>> No.6858403

>>6858385
wow so manly
so fearless
wow
#man
#impressed
#fuccboistandback

>> No.6858415

>>6858403
DID YOU WANT ME SMILING LIKE A FUCKING JACKASS IN THE PICTURE

>> No.6858410

>>6858393
the gif

>> No.6858419

yo is there any attractive females on /fa/ or is it just all weirdo autists that have a rat or pet lizard as a pet

>> No.6858416

>>6858410
It was just something I saved, relax fuccboi.

>> No.6858428
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6858428

>>6858419
I hear Eyebrows is an attractive fema-
oh wait

>> No.6858431

>>6858416
you're the one chasing my ass for a pic, fuccboi

>> No.6858433

>>6858431
And exactly what has that got to do with a gif?

>> No.6858466

>>6858433
you just seemed like a gay ass guy from tumblr and there's nothing wrong with that. i'm the one looking like a grill so i gotta play up my manliness to sooth my ego ok

>> No.6858475

>>6858466
Okay, okay.
When is that pic coming up though. You can't keep me waiting all night, qt.

>> No.6858546

>>6858475
not gonna happen sorry. keep lurking /fa i'll post sometime when i don't look like shit

>> No.6858613
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6858613

Let's give it a go.

>> No.6858672

>>6858385
Good jawline

>> No.6858796
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6858796

I don't really have many face picture of myself, I could post a different angle but I always look bad...

>> No.6858813
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6858813

>>6858796

ignore the fit. I was working at Disney, it was a required costume.

>> No.6858824

>>6858796
>>6858813
bretty qt

>> No.6858833

>>6858796
>>6858813
>>6858824
samefag

>> No.6858835

>>6858796
>but I always look bad...

stop fishing for compliments you're attractive grats

>> No.6858837
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6858837

i h8 myself nd wnt 2 dy.

Also everyone ITT is perfect and beautiful except the fucking ugly ones

>> No.6858841

>>6858824
rate plz?

>> No.6858850
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6858850

>>6858613
qt 3.14. would do homework with on the bed like schoolgirls while talking about how much weight taylor gained over the summer.

>> No.6858849

>>6858824
2nd
:3

>> No.6858863

>>6858835
wasn't fishing, genuinely think I look bad at most photos, probably some bdd from looking at beautiful models all day

>> No.6858860

>>6858837
GODDAMNIT SHAVE THAT SHIT

>> No.6858874

>>6858860
FUCK YOU BITCH I GOT 8 BALLS

>> No.6858876

>>6858796
8/10 ;)

>> No.6858883

>>6858874
>>6858837
your fine, get a better haircut though, pretty handsome. What are you? Lebanese? Italian?

>> No.6858879

>>6858613

rly average but in a good way i suppose

>> No.6858899

>>6858883
I kinda didnt know what to get so I just shaved it all, got a suggestion? And I'm a mix of Mexican and something else. Guess.

>> No.6858902
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6858902

I like thick eyebrows on my women, and when I see this shit on cute women it pisses me off.

>> No.6858903
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6858903

>>6858613
>tfw we have the same jawline
>tfw a shitty beard is the only thing keeping you from looking like a minor

At least you look older than 16, I'm 20.

>> No.6858909

>>6858902
>that
>cute
>woman

>> No.6858912

>>6858903
Bruh, the fuck is your hair doing? Tell it to stop

>> No.6858922
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6858922

>>6858902

>> No.6858924

>>6858912
B-but qts compliment it

>> No.6858938

>>6858903
it makes your head look like a sno cone. But w/e qt's

>> No.6858948

>>6858903
yeah, bro, your hair's way too thick for that. maybe if you parted it a little more towards the top???

>> No.6858957

>>6858899
can't guess cuz no clue. height? Hitler youth obviously or like

>>6858385

>> No.6859026

>>6858924
they were lying. who are you going to believe some whore off the streets or your cool anonymous internet friends?

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6859044

>>6858957
6' and I hate hitler youth cuts. I wanted something like this but the barber was too tarded

>> No.6859263

>>6858922
is this the flamingo movie

>> No.6859279

>>6858672
thank you! i just recently became very comfortable wiht my face // jawline & minor overbite that sounds v gay but yeah, thats the truth.

>> No.6859455

>>6858813
>>6858796
bump for numerical rate

>> No.6859487

>>6857676

would get nervous and act like an autistic retard around /10

For real though, you're more wifey material. Dont get discouraged if you dont have a ton of guys hitting on you. Its easier to hit on a slut with her tits hanging out than a decent girl with self respect.

>> No.6859496

>>6859487
this

>> No.6859848
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6859848

I'm just bored enough to bump this...

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6859856

>>6859848
plus gross ass profile.

>> No.6859858

>>6859848
professoroakareyouaboyoragirl.jpeg

>> No.6859866

>>6859848
>>6859856
saw you post a while ago
still don't know if you're a boy or a girl
dead serious

>> No.6859877

>>6859848
r u a grill
u look like a grill
yes you cant trick me
ur a grill

>> No.6859890
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6859890

I never post what I usually look like in these threads... So a third with how I normally wear my poopy hair...

>> No.6859895

>>6859890
are you a 10 year old boy...

>> No.6859905

>>6859895
I can't help looking young and fitting into womens small clothing...

>> No.6859923

>>6859858
>>6859866
I'm 1000% sure this is a girl, how the fuck can't you tell

>> No.6859934

>>6859890
bby why do u ignore me everytime u post

do u not wanna be my bf or something

you'll come around someday i hope ;)))

>> No.6859939

>>6859923
that masculine brow
the lack of makeup
the lack of feminine hair

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6859948

>>6859890

>> No.6859953

>>6859948
Katy Perry?

>> No.6859969

>>6859848
>>6859856
ur boy right

ur lookin mad cute

look i aint gon front i would luv to carry u to my bed and make passionate love to u


does that sound like something u would like to do y/n

>> No.6860123

>>6859939
You're pretty much right.
Though I'm going to be getting cosmetic surgery next year to get rid of the brow, so eh.

>> No.6860138

>>6859848
>dem chapped lips
>dem black heads
>dem weedy eyebrows

how could i ever forget such a face

>> No.6860171

>>6860138
It's better now... That was taken in the middle of winter and I really don't do well in winter skin wise. Black heads are an issue on my nose though.

>> No.6860176

>>6859848
Were you the girl looking to pretend to be a boy, or the boy looking to pretend to be a girl?

>> No.6860190

>>6859848
Lel you look like a male Madison Chandler

>> No.6860210

>>6860190
I googled Madison chandler and got some porn actress or something? Was she it?

>> No.6860333
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>> No.6860347

>>6860333
are these tits

>> No.6860355

>>6860123
wait are you fucking serious
you actually are a girl?
wear makeup and grow out your hair and you wouldn't be nearly as androgynous

>> No.6860357

>>6860190
>>6860210
>madison chandler
hngg
i secretly have a porno crush on her

>> No.6860398

>>6860355
haha, no. I still prefer to keep semi shorter hair anyways, so getting rid of the brow fixes most of the issue..

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>> No.6860406

>>6860402
how do u kiss guys witht hat shit on
i like to bit woman lips if they are big
and urs are pretty big
i might rip it off
how do u do it

>> No.6860407

>>6860402
so qt

>> No.6860524

bump

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>> No.6860747 [DELETED] 

>>6860333

Why get a short haircut when you already look like a man? Do you just get off on getting puzzled looks from people in public as they pass you by?

>> No.6860754 [DELETED] 

>>6860333

And by 'look like a man' I dont mean butch or anything. You could pull of 7-8 as a women, its just that wear what you're wearing with your hair, you look a lot like an effeminate boy.

>> No.6861519

>>6860588
your hair is a bird.