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6858558 No.6858558[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Would you gain 150lbs, break out in acne, wear a fedora with a ponytail for a year to win $10,000,000?

The rules are:
>you must leave the house for at least 8 hours a day
>you must go clubbing every friday night and interact with at least one girl
>you are only allowed to shower twice a week
>you always have diarrhea
>the fedora can only leave your head while sleeping
>you are not allowed to work out or clean up your acne

Well /fa/?

>> No.6858566

sure

>> No.6858564

mmmmm idono tbh, being fat literally kills your looks forever, its impossible to be 300lbs and then make a comeback to be properly hot, you damage your body forever

>> No.6858573

>>6858558
>always have diarrhea
nope

>> No.6858575

This is stupid because you are not giving the percentage chance of winning. Obviously that needs to be taken into consideration. I would probably do it if the chance was 100%, only thing that worries me is the health issues with the weight and diarrhea.

>> No.6858572

>>6858564
The 150lbs instantly goes away after the challenge.

You revert back to your old form.

>> No.6858580

>>6858575
If you follow the rules completely for a year you win.

When you win you transform back to your old self.

>> No.6858586

>>6858580
If there are no health consequence other than mental/emotional then of course I would do it. It doesn't seem that painful and it would be funny to look like that for a while.

>> No.6858587

>>6858580
Diarrhea is too much.

>> No.6858588

>>6858580
should've said this in the op


yeah i'd do it

>> No.6858594
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6858594

>>6858558
>this is the life of a typical /g/ poster

>> No.6858623

>>6858594
>/g/
>not \v\

>> No.6858629

>>6858558
how long will it last?

>> No.6858750
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6858750

No.

'winning' implies that there's a chance that I won't get the monies.

>> No.6858766

>>6858558
>must leave the house for at least 8 hours a day
no deal

>> No.6859592

>>6858558
would people not know it's you aswell
that $10,000,000 would never be enough to get rid of people knowing you went through that phase

also idk if i'd be able to live with that for the rest of my life, knowing I did that

>> No.6859607

>>6858572
>The 150lbs instantly goes away after the challenge.
>You revert back to your old form.

If all of this disappeared after one year, everything (acne scars, stretch marks) then yes, absolutely.

>> No.6859604

>>6858623
>not both + /jp/ and /a/

>> No.6859616

Mabye you need to be clearer with your post though. Like does leaving the house mean I can sit in my backyard?

>> No.6859619

hell fucking yes

>> No.6859622

>>6858580
fuck no, give me the money upfront
then enforce the rules

the chance i get sick or whatever other reason and have to stay at home is high, not gonna lose 10 millions after having gone through all that psyche damaging shit

>> No.6859637

>>6858586
>it would be funny to look like that for a while
considering i'm going to the club every friday night anyway to pick up babes, i'd tell them what kind of a hilarious trade i have entered with the devil and offer to buy her bottomless drinks with my 10b

>> No.6859667

>you always have diarrhea

Absolutely not. Would I publicly look like shit for a year for ten million? Sure. Would I deal with throwing away half of a year of my life on the toilet? Hell no.

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6859679

>>6858750
the fuck?

this is a stupid ass thread, if anyone would honestly answer no to this they're either lying or just fucking outright imbeciles.
>>6859592
you would have ten million fucking dollars at the end of it for fucking christ's sake, how the fuck can you be this stupid.
>>6859622
have you seen what nose cancer can do to your face you fucking pussy? psyche damaging shit?
>>6858564
>damage your body forever
what the fuck fucking hot icecream fuck am I reading holy shit this thread is pissing me off, there are people who used to weigh 300 lbs who can run a mile in a quarter the time you can now, and what kind of surgery can't 10 mil afford?

how fucking stupid is this entire board, I have completely lost faith. I'd take a fedora and goddamn massive facial cysts to the grave for 10 mil, just for the sake of how many people I could help.

>> No.6859683

>you always have diarrhea

hahahahaha ty OP

>> No.6859699
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6859699

if it wasn't for the diarrhea, yes

>> No.6859708

>>6859679

Life is more than money.

>> No.6859777

>>6858558
How is someone supposed to gain 150 pounds while they "always have diarrhea"?

>> No.6859786

I cant think of anything I wouldn't do for an entire year for 10mil

>> No.6859830

>>6859679
why the fuck are you so mad that people are saying no.
i'm not that money driven. sure $10 mil would be nice, but not at the expense of reputation and living shitty for 1 year and knowing you did something so vile.

>> No.6860290

>>6859830
>>6859708
no, it's about how fucking pathetic people are in believing that wearing a fedora and having acne and being fat could even come close to outweighing the positives of owning 10 mil
>not money driven
shut the fuck up, do you live in the wilderness shithead? no. unless you've fucking transcended society somehow, which considering the board you're on is unlikely, that money would make your life or the lives of those you care about not better, but incredible.
you could save lives, climb mountains, sky dive, go to space, help a campaign, start a fundraiser, invest in an invention, send people to school, deep sea dive, host a couple amazing parties on some rooftops, buy every rick owen item ever, get facial surgery to be a model, you can even change your height with a few thousand dollars if you're so inclined, have dick surgery, gamble half of it away, start your own band, fund bands you do like, create your own clothing line, buy the most expensive coffee, buy a yacht, a fucking yacht, make a pure marble statue made of you, put your children through the best schools on earth, buy 4chan, live in a penthouse, become an actor, become a polititian
just for one year of superficial suffering?
>muh reputation
you don't have a reputation you little faggots,

>> No.6860319

>>6859637
thats not 10b

>> No.6860360

>>6859604
>>6858623
>>6858594
>>6858594
Nah /g/ and /a/-goer here, most everyone hate fedoracores. The /mu/ circlejerk about it has increased a lot too.

>> No.6860365

>>6860360
it was a joke

>> No.6860383

>>6860290
key word was "that" in "not that money driven"
i want enough money to live comfortably. im just really not keen on living that lifestyle. maybe if you put the money in front of me, i'd change my mind.
i'd rather be fucking homeless then do this thing for 10 mil

>> No.6860387

Honestly probably not, diarrhea, gaining weight and more acne all combined would suck.
I could possibly make a fedora SORTA work if I didn't have to gain weight; I could claim I'm being satirical or whatever.

>> No.6860393

>>6860290
you have the worst idea of what an incredible life is

>> No.6860399

>>6860319
oh fuck
i'd still probably do it anyway
maybe
yeah i would

>> No.6860494

>>6860393
you have no clue what I think an incredible life is, and if you're afraid of ruining a 'reputation' you don't even have in exchange for something which in this society could alter hundreds of lives permanently for the better a hundred times over, you are legitimately retarded. I tried to appeal to the selfish and vein side of these idiots with all of those things 10 mil could grant you, they don't reflect me.
you're a tryhard pos if you really think that you'd refute a deal like this.
maybe somebody you love will die from something they could have avoided had they gotten the right treatment, or a safer vehicle, or a better neighborhood, maybe then you people won't be such air-headed vein fucks.

>> No.6860508

>>6860494
can you stop making assumptions about me i just said you have a bad idea of an incredible life

>> No.6860525

>>6860508
no im too mad

>> No.6860557

>>6860494
you're replying to another guy im the reputation dude
just the thought of people knowing I was once like that would be awful.
you make the money sound nice tho

>> No.6860662

No.
Where would I get the money to go clubbing every week? Being overweight with incurable constant diarrhoea as well as only showering twice a week means it's incredibly unlikely I would have a job, not to mention I would probably end up in hospital suffering from e-coli or something. Living homeless is not something I want to do.

>> No.6861712

>>6858558
Sure I would because it's already how I live except for the diarrhea and the clubbing part