/fa/ - Fashion

>03 cadillac CTS
>chinchilla
>security guard
>post rock, electronic
>aquarium date masterrace

>Toyota Camry
>3 poodle mixes
>1 Shepherd 7 months old
>School
>open to all kinds of music, but usually go with heavy Jazz influenced Hip Hop
>22 yr old kissless virgin

I am a recluse that sits in front of a computer screen doing homework or working on meaningless drawings at my desk. I have begun to notice however, that girls are starting to gravitate towards me. I think this is because on my way to grad school girls are looking for someone grounded with some kind of mystery I tend to project. Plus I have a few nice fits I wear regularly that might imply some sort of success or taste.

>>6836880
sorry for your many losses

>>6836890
>recluse
>implying a negative
Some of the best nights i've had have been at home alone with a beer and my computer.
Being alone builds character. You know yourself better than social people will ever know themselves.

>none
>none
>none
>anything except country and rap
>doing stuff

>>6836832
what is actually important on that list in relation to attracting girls?

hmm

nothing.

if anything all that matters is your car. job is important, but can be played off.

>>6837056
Confirmed for fuckin with basic bitches in uggs.

>>6837060
youd be surprised what girls will tolerate.

build up their attraction enough and your lifestyle is irrelevant.

>>6836832

>car
black nissan march (yeah I know)
>pet
... a couple of chihuahuas
>job
college
>music
alt folk, sadcore, j-shoegaze
>perfect first date
coffee has never failed me, I never had to try harder than that

>bike but i let my roommate borrow it last semester and he lost it
>trilobites and a corn snake
>student
>black metal, lo-fi/90s alt rock, indie rock, female fronted folk punk bands
>watching one direction interviews on my kindle fire and then europa universalis 3

>>6836832
>Car
Honda ridgeline I personally hate it but get compliments on it by plebs in the south.
>Pet
Cane corso with silver eyes shits cash scares the shit out of everyone.
>Job
Looking like str8 muney
>Music
w~a~i~v~y~s~h~i~e~t
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp3Vw3Jh3Xs&list=LLRHaVDYLxRJHXyhtEvljM0w
>perfect first date
Penetration.

>>6837107
You r drunk m8.

>>6837107
16 year old suburban white kid detected

>car
Walk most places, may buy a bike this year
>pet
None, maybe a corgi
>job
College
>Music
Folk punk, indie, shoegaze
>PFD
Coffee and maybe a movie.
I am not really sure though because I am beta as fuck and look like zuckerberg.

>>6836832
>car
no car, only public transportation, taxi or cab if night
>pet
no pet
>job
no job
>music
tango
>perfect first date
take a walk in the park near the shore

>2006 Silverado + sound system + dvd player + big rims
>fuck animals
>pharmacy/car flipper
>rap and r&b
>we fuck

Ask me if bitches my age give 2 shits about any of the above??? Girls dont care about lifestyles until they are ready to settle/marry/live together.

>>6837162
Fuck it idc people think I'm some sort of middle eastern before black/irish anyway.
Fuck you fuck race.

>>6837186
how the times have changed. whites acting black. blacks acting white. shits all cray.

>>6837193
quiet down newfag.

>car

Infinity G35 / Skyline 350GT

>pet

all-white cat

>job

student & work for online business issuing invoices, refunds, etc

>music

house, rap, minimal, etc

>perfect first date
> tfw already have gf

Road and mountain bikes, ride the train everywhere.
Yellow lab, basically a big cat
College
Alt and anything else
Wandering around SF and drinking coffee.

None of these matter if you can't hold a conversation.

>>6837200
enjoy your affirmative action

>>6837186

let's see the hair.

>>6837217
I don't have any pics of it long but think corbin bleu bitch curls.

>>6836832

Sure officer
u'd like my social security number as well?


fuccboi

>>6836940

keep telling yourself that

>car
2013 burgundy kia optima
10 year warranty nigggaaaaaa
I'm not into spending doja on depreciating assets

>pet
nope

>job
risk management at a proprietary options trading firm & absentee owner of a couple of local businesses

>music
all kinds dude. Pandora? Spotify? yeah.

>perfect first date
sushi, bar, sex, maybe a movie after

welp

>car
F30 2013 BMW 328i M-package huaehuae

>pet
2 golden retrievers, pleb dogs but i love them

>job
brokeboi college student huae, i have rich parents which is why i drive a bimmer.

>music
listen to a variety of things, have been told by numerous girls that i have good taste in music.

>perfect first date
simpin, but as long as it's the right girl, then anywhere would be the perfect first date.

>>6837296
Girls complimenting your music taste is your barometer for quality?

Have some fucking self-confidence.

>>6837277
why dont you have a phantom and a chauffeur?

>>6837330
Why would I have either of those things? Just how much do you think working in risk management and owning a few drycleaners makes me?

>>6837328
you sound like you catching feelings.

if it helps, i can list my whole entire ipod for you to validate whether or not my taste in music is of your caliber.

>car
ride bike everywhere
>pet
beagle/pekingese mix
>job
don't have one
>music
deep house/indie/underground hip hop
>perfect first date
romantic dinner on top of a high rise building during sun down

>>6837362
Dude, you're dumb or something.

>car
None yet
>pet
Nope
>job
College
>music
Rock, metal, classical
>perfect first date
Window shopping and dinner at somewhere casual and upbeat

>>6837379
i already know my taste in music is good, but i guess i need more self-confidence.
damn i'm getting #rekt, ima go to bed man.
no way i can recover from that ether.

>>6837407
Alright man, have a good night.
I'm just drunk dude. Sorry if I hurt your feelers. I just hate seeing men put women above themselves.

>>6837425
i was just being sarcastic bro, it's all good. to be fair, the way i worded my post kinda asked for hate anyways.

enjoy your night, hope you don't get hungover in the morning bro.

Itt drunk sperging.

>>6836832
>car
2004 kia rio
>pet
2 cats
>job
old navy
>music
varied
>pefect first date
whatever she feels like doing, really. most of the time going for a walk / getting coffee is good

>>6837443
Alright dude. I'm drinking 12% alc watermelon malt liquor over here feeling like a nig.

But this shit's $2 a can and I get decently drunk off of 2 of them. I make 6 figs and I'm still obsessed with value. Most drunk for your buck yadig. lul

>>6837460
No, it's whatever you feel like doing. Don't be a submissive bitch. Seriously, chicks hate that shit. You won't get laid. You need to take action and be decisive. Doesn't matter about what so much as your attitude.

>>6837466
How the fuck do you make 6 figures

I'm thinking bull shit.

>>6837470
Dude, 6 figures just means over $100K. I'm just a 4th year CPA. It's not hard. I work with people making 3-6x what I make.

>>6836832
>car
I can't afford a car, I use public transportation.
>pet
a cat
>job
Customer service for a phone company
>music
Hip-Hop/Rap.
>perfect first date

>>6837470
making 6 figures is ez but being able to enjoy your life at the same time is the problem.

>>6837466
>No, it's whatever you feel like doing. Don't be a submissive bitch. Seriously, chicks hate that shit. You won't get laid. You need to take action and be decisive. Doesn't matter about what so much as your attitude.
nigga i think you misunderstood
i'm not saying i show up to her place and say "you choose what we do, i have no say"
it's more like i show up and say "you like coffee?" and if she doesn't, we get tea instead.

i'm not gonna force a bitch to go to a place she hates just cause i'm alpha.

always have multiple plans of action.

>car
I can't afford a car, I use public transportation.
>pet
a cat
>job
Customer service for a phone company
>music
Hip-Hop/Rap.
>perfect first date
Last time I had sex was in 2003

97 ford explorer
barn cat
lifeguard/student
electro/hip hop/folk
family style italian resturaunt, drinks after, then my place

>car
'99 audi a4
>pet
cat
>job
student, worked an assembly line in the summer and now clean there on sundays
>music
electronic, psychedelic rock
>date
coffee because I am a clueless fuckup

>>6837488
Alright man that's cool. I didn't mean to offend you.
I'm always so fucking apologetic when drunk lol. Probably because I offend so many people when drunk. Especially at bars.

And I was a Marine lol. I could kick most people's asses and the cops wouldn't care. Maybe it's some self-defense mechanism or some shit...

>>6837506
get to /r9k/ mang

you've got some shit to work through only those guys want to help with

>Don't own a car, /n/thusiast, and broke student
>Long haired Dotson, looks like a miniature golden retriever
>Theatre Student
>Relatively anything, lot of Beirut and Wavves with some this heat and Flying lotus thrown in there lately
>Cheese and bread from the local bakery, they make their own cheese as well, sit under a tree in the local garden with music

Goddamnit, i sound sappy as shit

>car
no use for one,
>pet
none
>job
I work in an Insurance company
>music
emo, downtempo, chillout
>perfect first date
we walk in the street, kiss, come home, have wild sex, then listen to music together and have sex again

motorcycle, Kawasaki W800
cat, cute.
none, fuck you
I don't listen to music
I don't date

>>6836890
oi faggot, recommend some music.

>car
'06 BMW 325i
>pets
1 dog at home, roommate has 2 cats here
>job
none, grad student. Mammy & daddys money
>music
Rap, reggae. Country (not fa but i like it + southern bitches)
>perfect first date
Someplace casual, but with magnificent food. This "rugged" themed restaurant w/ 2 michelin stars is what i think of.

>>6836832
2000 Ford Focus

One chill ass cat

Deckhand/bartender on a cruise ship - whale watching / night cruises

Folk, rap, electronic

Dinner at hipster restaurant, coffee in the park

>>6837082
>j-shoegaze
got any recs?

Shitty old Volvo V70 in the Hamptons, but I never keep it in NYC.
No pets, but a vegetable garden in my back yard.
Work: Real Estate Management & a few professional licenses.
Music: Everything, but mostly Hip Hop, Ambient, House & classic Funk.
First Date: Running the Freedom Tunnels from 125th to 72nd (actually did this on a first date with an Italian girl several years back, it was pretty spectacular).

>>6837799
Not him, but My Dead Girlfriend, Clams, Oeil, Sugar Plant and Astrobrite should be a good entry-point.

>G55
>none
>bus econ sophomore at SC
>90's East Coast hip hop
>Dinner at Mélisse, walk around Melrose/Fairfax, "movie" at my place afterwards

>2011 Kia Rio 5 door and a Geo Metro, I also have a bitchin' '74 Yamaha though
>I guess the rabbits that live under my deck
>Pizza Delivery Driver
>I guess if it's to impress a girl or something I'd play some piano of bouzouki or something. I listen to most everything though so I'd be down with whatever she wanted to listen too (sidenote: >tfw a girl comes over and the first thing she does is start pawing through your albums and making positive comments on them)
>Depends on the girl, probably a walk on the shore of largest freshwater lake (by surface area) in the world. Then some beers or coffee at a local place (depends on which direction we walked) Gives you a chance to talk without having to shout at each other, also years of playing music has killed my hearing in busy places.

>none
>none
>professional model
>2deep4u Rap
>get drunk then have unprotected sex, stay at your place until I've drained your bank account then move to a different country

97 subaru liberty
brown labrador ( pretty as fuck ex showdog)
unemployed student
mostly UK house/future garage/hip hop
>implying ive ever been on a date

pic is my qt doge

>shitty car
>I love all animals, though I have a dog
>waiter at a fine dining restaurant - I hope she doesn't want to see me between friday afternoon and sunday night...
>All sorts of stuff. Some of my favorite genres are propably rock, electronica (don't want to use the term IDM), downtempo, jazz. Pretty open minded when it comes to music
>Something fun and casual

>implying this will ever happen

>>6836832
>car
09 Mustang
>pet
German Shepard
>job
Student
>music
Folk Rock, Death Grips
>perfect first date
Dinner at one of the 80,000 restaurants in New Orleans.

>car
none, cycle is my main mode of transport.
>pet
Blue Heeler (pure bred, because that matters, right)
>job
Make coffee
>music
lil b?
>perfect first date
wouldn't have a DAMN clue.

>car
n/a
>pet
dog
>job
n/a
>music
prog rock
>perfect first date
smoking weed and making out

how /fa/ is that

>>6838060
>barista
>cyclist
>lil b

are you a hipster

>>6837101
would date

>>6836880
sounds lame as heck

>>6838090
threw up in my mouth a little bit

>>6837701
dead inside

>>6837667
no personality

>>6838093
Look, I can understand where you are coming from given the 3 pieces of information you have about me.

but no.

>car
Volvo c30.
>pet
Tabby oriental cat.
>job
Software development patrician.
>music
Techno, free jazz, experimental and leftfield electronics.
>perfect first date
A club night in Berghain, followed by a blowjob in aids infested toilet. (cause i'm a romantic)

this is a cool thread idea, op!
>car
'85 saab 900
>pet
nothn but i plan on getting a kitten and naming it goon
>job
minimum wage shit / working towards self-employed illustrator
>music
textural visceral electronica, 60s-80s punk, jazz, noise, other things
>perfect first date
getting sandwiches, going to a pretty place in town and eating them, maybe hanging out at home and talking / listening to music or watching a movie or doing art or st

>>6838104
>dead inside
yep.

>Accord Euro
>I used to have a puppy, and two cats.
>Student, Croupier and Apprentice Patisserie Chef.
>R&B ?
>Tea and cake.

>>6836832
>rolls rolls great silver spirit II
>british shorthair black (its a fucking cat)
>student
>classical i like mozart the most probably
>walking in a park at a rainy day

>'09 el fordo party
>fuck pets
>student
>post rock/post punk revival/dream pop
>usual first date: Chocolate house thing and then a walk in the park
>date to blow her mind: picnic in a treehouse i built in the bush + get high and sex

>>6836880
>aquarium date masterrace
Damn nigger than is cool

>>6837460
>2004 kia rio
bahahaha fuck that's funny

>>6837494
fuck i was 11 in 03

>01 passport/rodeo suv. for mountain going. (i'm a climber/hiker).
>white akita i've raised since he was 8 weeks old. he's 9 this year.
>novelist
>david hykes (overtone chanting), alva noto and ryuichi sakamoto (exp. glitch), steve roach (ethno ambient), david darling (cello virtuoso)
>i don't believe in perfection so i'd rather have it go awry and have fun. the person in question only has to have a sense of adventure and can converse intelligibly.

>No car NYC lifestyle.

>Cat.

>No Job atm

>John cage, bill evans,Oneohtrix Point Never.But, if we had to get entry level, I could talk about james blake, weekend, hip-hop or folk

>natural museum of history, talk about different philosophies and stuff, however there's ice skating and arcades if I needed to lower myself.

>car
2004 bmw 330i zhp
>pet
pug
>job
software dev
>music
pop, ambient, hip hip, asian pop
>perfect first date
zoo

>car
Ford Fiesta
>pet
Cocker spaniel Jarvis (Jarvis Cocker spaniel, geddit guise?)
>job
Journalist/musician
>music
Classic rock, blues, soul, motown
>perfect first date
No idea, I'm open to anything really

>car
None
>pet
None
>job
Pharmacist
>music
Electronica, chillwave, House (European, not American definition)
>perfect first date
Err... We both cook something together? I dunno

>>6837296
>have been told by numerous girls that i have good taste in music.
That's the most obvious sign of having a shit taste

>>6836880
>I live in the city so I ride a bike
>no pet
>Software engineer at a startup
>Indie/folk
>Nice quiet outside bar before sunset, decent Japanese restaurant for dinner then maybe a few more drinks at a bar with some decent local music,

>>6838589
meant to respond to OP.

>>6838576
>>music

>Electronica, chillwave, House (European, not American definition)

lol, although I know what you think you're implying with that, American house music is miles ahead of what Yuropoors can do. You're still the best at other bleeps, but house, that's American through and through

>car
I've got a motorbike and also drive my sister's Lupo
>pet
Family has a dog and 2 cockatiels
>job
Starting uni soon
>music
Shoegaze and 90s alt rock
>perfect first date
Fuck knows, live music maybe

>>6837362
You sound like a negro.

>acura tsx
>dog (chow chow)
>college student, not sure what career i want atm
>edm
>show her around my mall and we secretly make fun of people we see w/ each other, then eat dinner, hang out at my house, and watch a movie or teach her to play vidya or smth

>car
implying

>pet
nothing

>job
systems engineer, just started 4 months ago

>music
hard to say, maybe classic rock, alternative rock too

>perfect first date
nice dinner at a restaurant, relax at a lake or something, then home to watch a movie and fuck her

>tfw brother let me drive his 2011 audi s4 for a month because he was out of the country and all the girls thought it was my car
it really shows you the shallow bitches who all of a sudden become more interested in you just because you have a fancy car.

>>6840505
Did you take advantage of the situation?

>2005 Alfa Romeo 166
>A cat
>nothing at the moment
>rap music and 80's pop
>i dunno really

>peugeot 307
>none
>none, college
>smiths,strokes,jake bugg, kanye, lend rick, mf doom, big l, waka flocka
>getting that gushy gushy wet wet

>>6840518
yeah i gave a qt from work a ride home during stormy weather and she talks to me like everyday now

>Honda Accord
>no pets :(
>IT Associate
>trap, hardstyle, industrial
>MoMA then drinks

>Nissan X-Trail
>no pet
>Hotel Manager
>many different kinds of music, primarily rock of various genres
>a cruise of the thousands of islands in our local bay or dinner before a very chill concert (Iron & Wine maybe?)

>>6840466
> teach her to play vidya or smth

Pretty sure she won't be interested in your juvenile, plebian hobbies bro. Don't ever do that.

>>6840534
not everyone wants an edgy heroin chic no-fun-allowed gf, ya know

>none
>doge
>none
>funk
>movies

>>6837277
>movie on the first date
>AFTER the sex

>car
Maroon 2005 Camry
>pet
American shorthair cat
>job
Department store clerk $8.75/hr and engineering intern $15/hr and student
>music
Main genres are Blues, emo, but lots more plens haven't heard
>perfect first date
Coffee in the winter

>>6836832

>no car
>no pet
>scientist
>impeccable music taste
>Start with dinner in a lesser-known but not inexpensive local restaurant, wine, go to a quiet place with a view

>>6837060
im sorry

>>6837040
>anything except country and rap

>Car
please
>Pet
Corgi
>Job
Studying for a masters degree
>Music
Disco/deep-ish house, folk, hip-hop
>Perfect first date
Something casual ending with cuddling and possibly fucking if I'm in the mood

>2012 Mini Cooper S Coupe
>no pet
>Corporate Retail
>pretty much anything, but mostly electronic
>dinner at a pricey steakhouse

>E30
>Boston terrier
>Mechanic
>Rap, Punk
>long qt walk in a graveyard doing photography and holding hands on a foggy night

>>6840542
why not

>n/a
>two cats
>writer
>folk rock
>going camping/exploring in the woods

>>6840709
>>6840697
Rapists.

>>6840707
Because they are more useless than rocks in a relationship.

>>6840709
>going camping/exploring in the woods

First date?

When i hardly know you that sounds like rape, murder, and a burial.

>>6836832
>car
none
>pet
my cat died two years ago you asshole
>job
student
>music
basically indie, folk, jazz. It's a lot.
>perfect first date
Just walking through a pretty city, talking to each other till it gets really late and you can't stop talking because you're finding each other so interesting. Something like that. I don't like these stiff restaurant dates. Maybe I'm not old enough for that.

>>6840707

>>6840719 isnt me, but pretty much that anyway. how can you guys enjoy a relationship when all you do is stoically sit across from each other at coffee shops and cafes

LOL all of these:
>car
>none

>>6840742
I'm more focused on the fact that they're not going to contribute shit. No job that pays squat, no intelligence, nothing.

>>6840728
>>6840715
I live in a small town next to a national park.
Going through the woods is really the only thing to do.

>>6840751
Lunch at the diner.

>none
>yellowish lab
>owner of small bussiness + CS engineer + session/studio drummer
>modal jazz, avant jazz, smooth funk, disco funk, and variations of those
>resting aside of a lake, talking about us

>>6837829
>Running the Freedom Tunnels
funny,i took a girl this past saturday to explore the inner parts of town.she liked it too :)

>>6837230

hhahahahahahahah

>>6837384

>Rock, metal, classical

>>6837494
you reminded me of this anon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw

>>6838104
>sounds lame as heck
Jesus I'm laughing at myself and it's painful.

>car
'04 Chevy trailblazer. Definitely not /fa/ but it rides smooth and has a lot of extra options.
>pet
3 cats. 1 old Siamese tom and 2 kittens, one gray bobtail tabby and a black shorthair
>job
Record store
>music
Emo, post-hardcore, post-rock, cloud rap
>perfect first date
Grab some street food, take a walk in the park, smoke a few bowls, just chill and talk. Pretty normal I guess.

>>6837701
>I don't listen to music
>I don't date

>>6840527
couldve gone further than that,shouldve

>>6840882
thx for letting me no so i can avoid u ;)

>>6840751
>>6840769
are there douglas firs? and is the diner pie heaven?

>car
yellow limo(bus)
>pet
my brother owns a parrot he hasn't taken care of since he bought it. For the first 5.5 years he didn't even open the cage unless he was planning on washing it so now it's super aggressive and annoying. My brother didn't even bother to name it so we just call it 'the bird'
>job
Burger flipper at most successful burger place in the history of this country(I work at one that's in the back of a local nightclub right in the town center, it closes at 22:00 so I don't have to deal with drunks or cokeheads)
>music
Something that goes with yayo speed and molly(mostly microhouse, minimal and dub techno) and also soft stuff like Joanna Newsome, Joy Division, Slint etc.. I also like Gucci Mane, Juicy J and old school new york jazz hip hop.
>perfect first date
Drunk and on speed and kamagra fucking for 6 hours after a night out.

>>6836832
>car
Don't own one yet, will be taking my lessons while I'm at uni and will probably buy something like a Saxo or a Pug 106 when I pass L.
>>6836832
>pet
None.
>>6836832
>Job.
Receptionist until may each year when I usually go to work as a rep in Ayia Napa, didn't this year as I start university in september so I've done a full summers work here in lil England. Love working as a receptionist though so I can't complain too much.
>>6836832
>music
House, Grime, Pretty much anything electronic from Chase and Status to Bjork
>perfect first date
Something educational I guess? I've never really had a first date since I've always been in a relationship with the women before we'd call stuff a date.

>'77 Plymouth Roadrunner.
>Husky
>Live off savings and inheritance, dedicate my time to my writing and helping out non-profits.
>I'll listen to anything as long as it's well made.
>Something spontaneous and fun. Unique from the typical shit people do.

none
cat
living with my parents
romantic era
I've never been on a date but going to some place of casual consumption like sushi or coffee sounds pleasant enough.

>>6840951
Wow, your response is so unique.

All these perfect first date answers are the WORST...the only thing that seemed remotely interesting was going to an aquarium or a gathering of food trucks. No girl wants to take a "walk" anywhere. You guys all fail.

>>6836832
>what?
>cat
>what?
>BLAAAACK MEEEETAAAAL IST KRIIIIEEEEEG
>Rick Owens.

>car
a 2009 blue honda fit sport (hate it so much, but alas it does the job)
>pet
black cat
>job
gator and shark ecologist and work in a few genetics labs on my college campus
>music
mostly folk but some shoegaze, rap, black metal, jazz, classical piano, and ambient electronic
>perfect first date
go to an art museum or an aquarium
walk around a park afterwards late at night, talking about our experiences in life, sharing a few laughs, sipping on coffee, and making out on the swing set

>>6841146
>that job
>that music
>that first date

A-are you single, anon?
Pls be in London

>>6841130
I like coffee because I like chilling in those""" hipster""" coffee shops

>>6841156
>implying there are gators or sharks in London

>>6836832
no license
>implying i need a license in 4/5 NYC boroughs

no pet

biochem lab research assistant

(neo)psychedelic rock

cook dinner, make dessert and coffee, go outside, chill and converse

>implying I will ever have an opportunity to go on a date

>car
2001' Giant Atx Bike which probably costs more than your car
>pet
Obviously a sphynx cat.
>job
IT unfortunatelly.
>music
I don't listen to music, it's too mainstream for me. I prefer the silence and nature sounds.
>perfect first date
Bombing a hill with full DH gear.

>>6841130
>tfw i have remotely interesting first date ideas
>tfw haven't talked to a girl in 2 years
>tfw i'm only getting older
Welp, back to staring at my bedroom ceiling.

>>6841173
>biochem lab
>never date

Fuck anon, I know that feel. Fellow lab rat here.
Despite being somewhat attractive, I haven't dated in years. I haven't had time.

It hurts. I'm so alone. I just wish I could find peace in this world.

>>6836832
>none, not even license yet, but NYC so whatever
>none
>shitty overnight, going to be getting new one soon
>electric/house
>Any date where the original plans end up getting fucked but we still manage to have a good time and turns into a good story that becomes one of your favorite conversation starters

>>6841187
Last date I went to I had coffee with this girl, we spoke for 3 hours straight.
Then we went for a walk around this old neighborhood, I showed her the old catholic school/church and told her about an old nun who hated children and was accused of having molested them for decades on end, only to kill herself by jumping from the roof just as the children were coming to school.

Then I talked about the sickness in the world and how some people let the hate consume them and then me and the chick made out.

>>6841101

I don't appreciate your condescension, anon.

protip : statistically speaking the best first date is always coffee and chit chat

>>6841193
>IN THE END
>IT DOESNT EVEN MATTERRRRRRRRRR

>car
2001 Honda Accord (it's super clean, though)
>pet
None. But i like dogs and cats.
>job
I review building site evaluations (aka "basic desk job")
>music
Elliott Smith, Minus the Bear, Rilo Kiley, jazz, hip-hop
>perfect first date
Quick lunch or coffee

>>6841215
I also once went on a date with this girl where we walked around, had hot chocolate since it was winter, then took a walk by the duck pond in -5°C weather with no wind and a full moon mirrored on the pond.
Then we made out.

>>6841193
>going into a PhD
>Haven't had sex in 3 months
>Didn't have sex in 3 years before that
>welp, I'm basically involuntarily celebate.

>>6841230
how old are you?

>>6841232
Why are these making me laugh so hard

>>6841232
>>6841215

>2009 Jeep Wrangler
>no pet
>English teacher
>Yoyo Ma, strings
>Planetarium + spiced wine

>>6841239
25

>>6838123
you seem like a chill dude, i wouldn't mind having a brew or two with you

>>6841245
I am the alpha, the omega, beginning and ending.

>>6841173
>implying I will ever have an opportunity to go on a date

Dude, there are girls in the same situation. I realize that you probably don't want to date a girl who works in YOUR lab (or maybe you do? idk), but I'm in grad school now, and my current gf and I hit it off because we both understood that we didn't have time for dumb dating bullshit. And before I met her, I went out with a different girl in a grad science program, and we ended up having sex after ONE DATE. Girls who are focused on academics don't seem to worry as much about the pretense of "being a lady" or "making it difficult" or whatever.

You need to hang out in some place where students like you congregate. Library, some sort of common room, etc. Make sure you look nice, your breath is good, and you smile. Just approach girls and ask a question about something. I'm serious man... at some point... a girl will outright say "why don't you call me" or "want to study together" or something. Then you're in. Trust me.

>Toyota Camry
>had a snake, he ded now
>ice cream shop employee
>Jazz, Classical, Folk, Ambient, experimental/psychedelic rock, etc
>implying

>>6841230
>>6841193

one of my lab mates is someone I've known since high school and have wanted to fuck her through university years. I'm not remotely interested in anyone, she's attached to someone right now and our lab manager is her mum.

I can't really do anything about it anyway.

>mfw

>>6841232
What I plan on doing this next summer is go on a picnic date with a girl when the weather is sweet at this lighthouse in walking distance from my house. I'll bring a few brewzkis and two capsules of molly.
The thing about this lighthouse is that it's technically on an island, you can walk out to it during the day but when night falls and the tide comes in you can't go back.
That's when I'll tell her "well, I was going to this party tonight and was going to pop this molly but since we're stuck here you wanna do it with me?" and then we'll talk for the whole night on molly...

Good plan or too psycho?

>>6841293
>hey girl I just met
>lets go to an island at night
>lets do drugs and drink beer

I guess if you are looking for women in Detroit this might work.

>>6841290
Move on bruh, nothing worse than being hung up on one person.

>>6841293
that's actually a really nice idea, but it will suck if she's like

"no, get me off this island i ahve shit to do"

and you're like

"fuck"

>>6841319
Of course I'll only go there with a girl I know does drugs and drinks.

>>6841326
maybe we'll do the molly before the tide comes in so she wont mind.

>>6841293
>trapping her on an island
>at night
>introducing drugs into the equation on the first date

yeah, nah new plan

>>6841356
she won't know I did it on purpose, and of course I'll keep track of how things are going and if she's not feeling me I'll just take her home or some shit.

>>6841356
also, midnight sunset and sunrise immediately follows since I live in iceland. It'll be sunset/rise the whole night so it'll be ttly romantic breh

>>6841368
>she won't know I did it on purpose

>>6841368
ah, no problem

but seriously... no drugs. you think it will look cool, but girls don't see it that way AT ALL. the drug-free girls will be like "wtf are you seriously trying to drug me?" and even the drug-user girls might be like "wtf there's more to my personality than fucking drugs." so just don't do it.

>tfw college qt p2ts would rather stand than sit next to me on bus
>tfw roommate is a heroin addict

>>6841391
Then i'll just do the, well more for me then routine and get wasted regardless.

>>6841293
>Good plan or too psycho?

jesus christ... here's a tip anon: that shouldn't even be a question.

>>6841402
ah, sounds good. and i was speaking 100% from experience. i told a friend of mine that i asked a girl to come back to my apartment and smoke with me and that she said no. he laughed at me and was like "dude any girl with half a brain is not going to get fucked up around a stranger." it totally made sense when he said it, but i'd just never considered it until then. anyway, good luck on your date bro

>Infiniti G37x
>none
>ios dev
>ratatat, metric, silversun pickups, garbage, tegan and sara, postal service, yeah yeah yeahs, etc
>nice dinner and late night ice cream with someone that I can laugh and effortlessly converse with

>>6841448
But the culture I come from is very very wasted.
Black outs are normal once a month or so.

>car
Kia soul
>pet
my dog died a few years ago.
>job
cook
>music
Flylo
>perfect first date
coffee. anything else is retarded.

>>6841377
So rapey.

>>6836832
>london public transport
>n/a
>student
>folk, electronic
>delicious meal, walk through park & lakes

>>6837077
give me moar girl advice pls

>>6837364
>beagle/pekingese mix

post pic fuccboi

>>6841401
At least your fit is good, unless you're ugly or smell or something I would sit by you (no homo)

Still waiting for someone to have a shibe.
I want OC doge

>>6841401
>heroin addict room mate

Wow that is so le effay

>Car
Grey 2012 Volkswagen GTI
>Pet
Two Cats
>Job
Lifeguard/Teach lifeguarding courses
>Music
The National & Arctic Monkeys
>Perfect First Date
Walk around the city getting street food and going in stores we think are cool idk

>>6841537

>>6841592

>>6841604

>>6837277
>sushi
lmao

>>6837173
>>6837212
>>6837460
>>6837667
>>6837882
>>6838375
>>6840729
>>6840882
Femanons, is this real life?
Is taking a walk aimlessly your idea of a good date?

>>6841614
lol girls hate walking, and would know "walking around the city" just means you have no car.

city's are dangerous, being robbed and raped is not a good first date

>>6841622
>vancouver
>crime

>>6841622
>living in a shitty city in a shitty country

>>6841622
>not carrying a miniature pipebomb everywhere
>shiggy

>2003 Volvo S60
>fucking little bitch ass terrier
>produce associate
>love me most jazz, electronic and Irish/Celtic music
>some crazy ass adventure, climbing a mountain or some natury bullshit, I love to be outdoors suddenly

>>6841628
Herro can i take a order pre?
You wan shitty chicken or shitty beef?

>>6841622
>lol girls hate walking
Yes, girls collectively hate walking. You are an idiot.

>>6841502
Dog

>2013 VW GTI
>a qt cat
>student, unemployed lel
>post rock, shoegaze, lots of other stuff
>coffee or something, nothing fancy. just have to get to know the girl

>>6836832
>>car
White Mercedes E class convertible (2013 I think)
>>pet
A 12 year old newfoundland named Quincy (aka Quinsizzle)
>>job
Self employed stock trader (~100k-300k a year for 19 years old)
>>music
Casual listening: Stuff like Flume, lemaitre, The xx
But I can listen to techno and pop too
>>perfect first date
Really nice dinner, drive around in the car just talking for a bit, head home and watch a movie, make move during the movie and fall asleep on the couch together

>>6841666


The level of bullshit in this post.

>>6841696

the level of bullshit in this whole thread

>car
None
>pet
A red setter and a jack russell
>job
Work at a sexual health and AIDS awareness organization
>music
Chopped and screwed hip hop, electronica, anything that feels like drugs
>perfect first date
a good gig

although you really can't beat just meeting up for a couple drinks and talking

>>6841666
>flume

>>6841622
nah man thats just not true

it's a trope because it works

the environment is changing as you go along, there isn't the issue of possible awkwardness of just sitting down and staring at each other (although that could be good obv), it's active and feels more natural, more inways to making contact etc

im overthinking it obv

it's nice

that was enough to say rly

>>6841696
how shall I provide proof?

>>6841746
I'm with you on this one, I love walking around with girls. If theres a slight dip in conversation I can comment on the surroundings

>>6841755

idk do whatever u want shit why do i care if i belive u or not.

>>6841706
>in this whole thread
Majority are people with no car, no job and shit taste.

>car
2002 Honda Civic LX
>pet
Tortoise
>job
Just got laid off... Was a shipping clerk
>music
80's goth, post punk, classic rock, black metal
>perfect first date
Sushi then go off someplace where we can have a long convo about life while having some beers. lel

>car
2011 GTR / Various Bikes / Longboards

>pet
3 rotwillers ; zues; p-siden- hades. They'll fuk ur shit up broke boi.

>job
Hustln selling my wares (drugs) enough where I own a stash house and 3 ppl to sell for me and silk road

>music
TRAPP LORD SEASON BEGINS

>date
Turn up

>>6836832
>13 Toyota Corolla (not fast but cheap as fuck to drive/maintain)
>No pet
>USPS general do-everything clerk (pays well, not /fa/ whatsoever)
>Rock and most subgeneres of it (mostly garage/indie/pop/psychedelic/grunge)
>Movies -> Dinner - > Bar -> ? I'm not good at this

>>6836832
>car
hahaha
>pet
spastic dog
>job
sales assistant at fast fashion store
>music
alot of things but its easier to just listen to BR
>perfect first date
house party
or the DENNIS system

>>6841773
ur a fag but that movies cool

>>6841761
here are my keys i don't feel like going outside right now

>>6841834
Holy /fa/ck is your screen protector made to look that way?!

none
none
NEET master race
electronic / chiptunes
>implying I have ever gone on a date and know whats considered a good date

>>6841817
anon pls

>>6841849
I don't have a screen protector I have no clue why it looks like that

>>6841834
Stealing mommy and daddy's keys really doesn't show us much.

>>6841859
Oh. I was about to weep irl and buy one ASAP. Srsly I'm going to cry even still

>>6841757
[silence]
>wow t-that building i-is cool
>yeah
[silence]

>>6841861
Tell him to dangle them in front of a Yahoo! stock ticker n that'll prove something

>>6841834

That picture is /fa/ as fucc tumblr 40,000 notes

>car
VW jetta/bora (don't know which one it is in usa)
>pet
corgi and socially awkward cat
>job
college
>music
rock, electronic, and a little of everything
>perfect first date
walk in the park, nice dinner and then movies

>>6841904
>corgi
Would bro/10

>>6836832

red/blacked out fiat 500 Abarth
two dogs
social media manager
pop-punk and electro house
coffee at this lakeside coffeehouse/bar/boat place

>>6836832
>2013 F10 M5
>eCommerce, yields ~180k/ annually
>HipHop, Rock, Jazz, Trance, Deep House
>Waterfront park on the East River across from Manhattan

>>6841861
I don't live with my parents, I don't really know how to show you I guess. I have a good amount of expensive clothes too if that any proof?

>>6841883
Why a yahoo stock ticker? I timestamped the photo...

>>6841880
a lot of the dates (not that there was all that many) I went on were with girls from other parts of the country, living in my home city, so I wasn't stuck for words

>none
>none
>Student/musician
>metal, alternative, and acoustic stuff mostly
>tfw hugless, kissless, virgin.

>>6842018
how old are you and are you ugly or just shy

>>6842018
>>6842097
>how old are you and are you ugly or just shy
>metal
My guess is 16 and ugly.

>>6842134
>>6842097

18 and 'meh'. I'm not all that ugly, maybe by /fa/ standards sure, but I just don't have any qualities that stand out. 6'1 skinnyfat, long-ish straight hair. I just have terrible shyness and anxiety. I'm also a huge stick in the mud, so there's that.

>>6842254
You should lose weight and get an unreal haircut

you're too young to be shit

the whole shyness and anxiety thing will get better with that probs, or you could just take xanax

what do you mean by a stick in the mud

>>6842269
I've been working on the weight. 150 down from 190. I was getting pretty big there about a year ago. As for my hair It's similar to the pic but jet black.and a tad thicker. It's pretty much what I've always had since I started taking care of my appearance. I would take a pic of myself and ask for an idea but I don't have a camera.

Yeah, I'd definitely like to think that it will get better, but I've been this way since I was 12, and depression issues since I was maybe 14.

I'm just really boring. Stale jokes and can't for the life of me carry a conversation. I've also been known to be "that depressing guy" that my friends (I use that term loosely) try to avoid in most cases.

>>6842379
ah thats good, I was on cortico steroids for most of the summer because I was really sick so I blew up, but I've got pretty much all of it off now

Do you actually think you're boring, or are you just not good at conveying whats in your head? I used to have this voice in my head telling me everything I wanted to say was retarded and made me really anxious

That'll probably straight up go away, you're a teenager and everyone changes a shitload in uni

I dont know what your face is like or whatever, but if you lift and take care of your body and skin you'll feel way better

>>6840810
Girls LOVE some urbex. Highly recommend it.

>>6836832
/My/ impossibly coordinated?

>>6836832

>car
Planning to get an old Alfa Romeo Spider
>pet
Don't have any. I'd like to have a dog.
>job
I'm studying engineering, may specialize in image and sound or space stuff.
>music
electronic, indie, alt, hardcore, punk...
>perfect first date
Nice girl, nice place. A charming coffee, a pub, a slow walk by the side of the river...

>>6836832
>w motors, lykan
>snow leopard
>mi6
>franz liszt
>lena rose blondeau

>Shitty Ford Taurus, buying a new car in Jan
>cat
>television advertising
>folk, edm, electropop
>museum or zoo

i'm actually meeting a qtp2t at some shitty street festival in detroit for a first date this weekend

>car
public transport
>pet
none, my cat ran away. I see it sometimes still, but I can't catch it.
>job
I'm a caretaker in a sheltered workshop
>music
Jazz, Hip-Hop, Folk, Grindcore, Doom Metal
>perfect first date
Holding her in my arms on the subway.

>car
Public transportation, and bumming rides
>pet
a fish named SA Martinez, and a little puppy named Scout
>job
studying finance
>music
EDM, Jazz, Big band, Japanese Hip Hop, and #nxtlvl
>perfect first date
coffee, then wandering around a big city towards twilight

>car
'96 Audi A6
>pet
2 rats
>job
Biomedical Engineer / Music Producer
>music
Lots, mostly in the experimental electronic bit
>perfect first date
dinner, exploring the city, dessert, back to her place

>1987 bmw 530
>chiefkeefnah.png
>cashier at hipster restaurant
>weezy f baby, noise rock
>drink wine at the beach get tacos and eventually have sex under dat iridescent california sunset

>>6845112
>sa martinez

the guy from 311??

lmao

>>6845378
Yeah man hahahaha hes so weird. My roommates named him.

>>6836940
truth!

>>6845378
omg that gif is hilarious