/fa/ - Fashion

>>6829450
Just buy them for yourself and add free gift notes. sign them "future gf" or "girl of your dreams"

>>6829466

can you make me a dance video?

>>6829466
;_;

>>6829474
Best pic u've made yet

>>6829466
At that point it might as well be
'Love, always, your right hand.'

>>6829450
>tfw gf dumped me 1 week before birthday
this has changed my view on women entirely

>>6829487
thank ye

>>6829507
you would have rather she dragged it on until the week after your birthday while pretending she still liked you?!?

>>6829542
no i guess if she did that then she had thought about it before at least a hundred times, next week after that she was already posting on fb about some guy she met and stuff but it was more about how much of a jerk he was, i want to speed up the process of getting over her i know she probably forgot about me but i didnt about her

>>6829474
i fucking laugh so hard at every one of your response pictures

>>6829571
sorry to hear about that man. there are more qtier girls out there though.

>>6829571
also, happy late birthday

>>6829590
thanks 21 but don't drink alcoholism runs in the family
>>6829586
i know hopefully i meet one in Chicago or San Diego soon im travelling to these cities starting on the 29th

>>6829507
I don't get at all how your birthday has any meaning to your relationship. It's not like a fucking payback day for the last year of bearing with your gf.
So I guess if you thought women were some sort of materialization of your wishes that solely exist to not spoil your fucking birthday, it's for the better. Sorry that you didn't get the present you expected though, must've been a tough day for you.

>>6829590
oh yea habby b day op

>>6829597
tfw i cant go to Chicago for clothes and have to shop online. the midwest sucks ass.

just dont drink to drink. drink to party, besides you can concealed carry now.

>>6829603
i was expecting some birthday sex

>>6829597
I live in chicago

Not having a gf > having a gf

you will realize the truth once you get a gf and regret it

>>6829633
w2shop when i go?

>>6829623
I bet the birthday masturbation was quite nice too. If we forget about the crying afterwards at least.

>>6829652
ye ehehheh, no i spent the whole day with family and ate homemade chocolate cake

>>6829450
>tfw i was about to buy ex-bf the longboard he's wanted forever for his birthday but then he told me he was seeing another girl while i was out of town and subsequently broke up with me over facebook chat

saved myself the money i suppose

>>6829729
wanna buy me a gift? ill buy you one and do an exchange.

>>6829729

>about to break up with ex, had it all planned out when I was going to see her, how I was going to break it off
>the day before I do it she surprises me at work with a $700 custom made carbon steel Kukri machete
>tfw deal with her shit for another 4 months out of immense guilt

w-why can't I be an asshole, effay

>>6829763
If you broke with her and still took the present
You would be a Alpha

>>6829763
what type of steel, post pics. im a custom knife maker(fun fact)

>>6829763
is that for like going into the jungle and traveling, or cooking , or scalping?

>>6829784

5160, she figured toughness for a machete was better over edge preservation, and I'm pretty good with maintenance so I agreed. No pics, only one I have is of it near my face and obscuring that would take away from the knife (yeah I'm paranoid).

Is it /fa/ to cheat on your girlfriend?

>>6829791

Kukri's are more so all purpose.

That's why I only use lotion on my birthday. The grip is just so much more fluid lel

>>6829803
cheating is never cool unless you're cheating on someone that has cheated on someone, the innocent don't deserve it

>>6829796
from a leaf spring? and also, toughness is better, but if you use differential heat treating its possible to harden the edge and leave the spine un-treated

>>6829802
lol no.
>>6829791
khukris are for heavy chopping. thats why the blade has more weight near the edge. there excellent for what their designed to do.

>>6829803
no
break up with her you pussy

being single is pretty /fa/

>>6829450
This year, my birthday is also on Thanksgiving and the first day of Hanukkah. It's the first time in five years I won't have the gf (now ex, obviously) to spend it with.

I am going to buy myself a turkey, cake, and Menorah and pretend to be happy until I feel okay.

>tfw birthday today
>tfw introvert
>tfw the only one that wished you happy birthday was an automated robot message from my telephone provider

Well at least i have my clothing

>>6829835
im sorry man.

>>6829845
happy birthday!

>>6829845
happy birthday anon!!!

>>6829835
You will be okay surround yourself with friends
>>6829845
Happy Birthday anon get out of the house

>>6829845
happy birthday! i'll be feeling that feel in a few weeks

>>6829845
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

>>6829862
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>>6829879
Thanks /fa/

>>6829845
woo

>>6829997
this is pretty cute

>>6829450
My GF doesn't buy me shit, but I have to buy her mother, sisters and brother things for their birthday

i never received a single gift from her

>>6831763
probably because she spends all her money on food

My gf bought me 4 things from H&M for my birthday. She doesn't even have a job.
<2

My birthdays in around 12 days and all I want is tickets to Laurel Halo & Jam City

>>6831788
im leaving her actually,
she's too white trash

no car, demands that i drive her around and shit, then talks shit on me to all of her friends 24/7

a really horrible person IMHO

probably spent roughly $12K on here since we started dating, including her college tuition for about a year and helped her white trash mother with some money probs

>they spend a few hundred in cigerettes a DAY at that house it's fucking disgusting

>>6831810
Why don't you just stop spending money on her?

>>6831810
why would you spend that much money on anyone?

>pro tip
she is only dating you for your moneyz

>>6831799

use ur ample supply of autism bux

>>6829845
happy birthday anon, may many good cops and a qt gf come to you

>>6829647

You sound bitter, m8.

>that glorious feel when doing shit on a Friday night with your gf, going to bed at the end of the night, fucking, and falling asleep together.

>>6831815
>Why don't you just stop spending money on her?

"why don't we ever do anything anymore?"

>>6831821
that's all i got going for me, not exactly the best looking or most attractive guy out in the dating field

>>6831843
>"why don't we ever do anything anymore?"

"I spent X on you last time we went out, isn't it your turn to pay? I'm your bf not your john, lol!"

>that's all i got going for me

baww man the fuck up

>>6831856
"i'm saving for a car, i have nearly $175 in my savings acct!!!!!"

"cmon let's go ride a hot air ballon over wine country, it's only $329 a person"

>>6831843
>that's all i got going for me, not exactly the best looking or most attractive guy out in the dating field
Go work out. Stop bitching. Find someone better.

>>6831873

"Me too!"

"That's cool. I was looking at some escorts on the internet and they'll do anal for like $150.00, so I figure if I pay for your balloon ride you'll let me go ass-to-mouth, right?

>>6831881
working out doesn't help shit tier genetics and 5'6" frame

>>6829845
Happy birthday to you.

>>6829845
one of the only reasons I keep a facebook profile is so that I have a happy birthday message on my birthday

that and I check through the spam folder of my email acct to read the others

then i resume the day like any other
every other year or so i'd get one of those red velvet sheet cakes that are cut so it has one serving in it and watch a movie on STARZ or something

you want something from a girlfriend that is above fifty dollars for your birthday?

you selfish fuck.

women are genuinely crazy.

>>6831986
>having a poor gf

>gf has money
>just copped herself a Celine bag
>buys me expensive things, but things I don't really want or need
>$180 Hugo Boss tie pin
>$440 Huge Boss shoes
>$alot Hugo Boss wallet
>had to return the wallet with her because it was huge and I liked mine
>made me feel like the worst bf ever
>get so emotional when I get these gifts because no one has ever spent such amounts of money on me

>love her so much

>>6832007
iktf my gf buys me things every time she visits me because she wants to "show me how much she cares about me"
;_;

>>6832007
She's a keeper anon, good for you!

>>6831989
>having a gf

>>6829571
Girls are hypergamous, a lot of the time they'll have a better man in the line before dumping they're old one.
(gross generalization of course, but it isn't that uncommon)

>a belt
>110 dollar
>BELT

>>6832007
lick her feet for me pls

I have a girlfriend, she never buys me anything. in fact if you want a girlfriend be ready to spend not receive you idiots

>>6832041
Why does she never buy you anything?

>>6831810
Damn nigga step up, you the man in the relationship, not here slave. Try to at least be on equal footing with her, but preferably higher, don't tolerate shit man.

>>6832042
because he settled for a girlfriend that doesn't buy him anything 8)

>>6832042
she just graduated college and is looking for a job. although I'm sure if she gets one she still won't buy me anything, I earn the wage of a highschool drop out an still spend hundreds a week on drinks alone (she only fucks when inebriated due to goddamn Zoloft killing her sex drive)

>tfw have friends but rarrely see them and im "that guy who tries to bring the gang 2gether"
>tfw her and i obviously feel something and just have to man up
>tfw i want to experienc the feeling of infatuation and new love with someone new and unknown
>tfw currently bitter and have to make myself happy
>tfw all i think about is her,even when im with other people
>tfw im lonely af and friends/people dont understand when i organise to meet w/ them
>tfw i hung out with my ex on saturday and she said she had fun,wants to do it again
>tfw i want to exchange gifts with her
>>6829810
what lotion bruv? i used to use a cloth/underwear growing up but im now comfy with my raw hand.tried lotions and vaseline but damn takes time lol

>>6829845
hb u beautiful person,may the lord of darkness send qt cops for u

>>6832102
>tfw i want to exchange gifts with her
You lost me there.

>>6832111
i meant any gf in general,i like taking care of them and shit,gifts and stuff.no im not letting her take me for a ride or any of that,but i tend to spoil people i care aboutand stuff.

>inb4 beta af

>>6832063
dude you're losing your time

My gf is always buying bits and pieces when she can and I really want to give back to her but I'm a full time carer for my mum, so any money I get goes on her and the house.

I'm just gonna take up origami and make has a million swans.

>>6829845
sept 2nd is my birthday too anon, and i was in the same situation (but my parents were kind enough to remember).
happy birthday!

>>6832034
Uh what's the problem here, are you trying to say that price is too low?