/fa/ - Fashion

>>6815165
>being a filthy thief

Wearing some big fat jeans tomorrow, going to walk into the changing/fitting rooms at like a Marshalls or Ross or something with two pairs of identical shorts (with one pair stuffed inside the other), remove the tag and put it on underneath my jeans then walk out the store.

Full proof or full of shit?

>>6815165
>being a filthy thief

Well played

how do u steal shoes?

it's kind of sad this last thread received more attention than pretty much anything other than a waywt lately. shows how teenage/poor /fa/ really is. here's to hoping this dies out soon

I'm going to start at a Goodwill tomorrow do you have any tips and tricks for me?
would really appreciate it

>>6815190
Charging 2k for a pair of shoes it took less than 50 to make, you deserve to get robbed

any of you wanting tips, i have a guide in the works right now. wait another hour or two and itll be finished.

>>6815182
Sounds dumb as fuck

>>6815190
yeah tbh this is the final nail 4 me
im out enjoy living among nigger teens

>>6815203
Ok, I'll try and keep the thread alive

>>6815190
But once we steal some fits we can contribute to WAYWT as well (;

>>6815202

so you're saying you're going to steal some geos? how's that going to work out exactly?

and the discussion hasn't even been about high fashion brands "robbing" consumers. it's been about stealing from target and thrift shops. dumb high risk/low reward shit.

i shoplifted through high school due to being broke as hell, best tip i can offer is instead of taking the chance of being caught by LP (who easily expose themselves every trip) just stare at whoever is around you if you feel like youre being followed, their reaction is always a dead give away, they drop spaghetti like an r9k poster

I don't remember being this edgy when I was a teen.

I bet a lot of mid tier boutiques don't have a backup battery
>order lockpicks online for $40
>cut all wires from the circuit breaker
>get inside and go shopping

>>6815196
>stealing from goodwill

>>6815225
what's wrong with that?

>walk into store
>security guard smiles and greets me
>I smile back
>30 minutes later I find noting I like and walk out
>he looks at me suspiciously like I'm some nigger

I wish I did steal something. Fuck that guy.

>>6815225
lol yeah dont steal from goodwill, its already cheap as fuck

yo I'm all for the anti-shoplifting posters bringing some common sense into this but don't forget to sage y'all! all fields

once u get caught once its hard to go again, i used to be so brasant but then i got caught stealing a permanent marker and literally got chased down a busy street and as i was maing it away i heard her scream, i know who you are and then the cops came to my door 3 hours later to retreive the item, i didnt get in trouble but it was to traumitzing to go again

>>6815232

you're stealing donations. people who realized they don't need as many material possessions gave them away so they could be sold for cheap to the less fortunate. and you're taking that away.

that's what's wrong you fucking idiot

>>6815250
you seem really upset

>>6815245
>i got caught stealing a permanent marker
lmao peasant

my ex and I stole some gum from a toys r us once, was pretty paranoid

>>6815256
edgy

how 2 steal shoes

>>6815245
You should've pulled a gun on the cops

my advice is same as before, don't go alone as it's suspicious as fuck and befriend down-ass chicks. Girls tend to be amazing thieves and distractions. I'd say it's just rare to find a good one but it's hard to find a calm dude as well so eh.

>>6815245
>came to my door 3 hours later to retreive the item
damn, a fucking marker?

>>6815265
i think we're misusing that word more than autism at this point

>stole Dolce & Gabbana The One for womyn by putting the tester in my pocket

>>6815272
asking for tips is bragging now, geeze

stealing from a thrift shop is idiotic. the employees are apathetic as fuck. they won't stop you or question you even if they know you are taking shit. each garment is on average a $5 loss anyway (and not really a loss since it's donated), so it's not worth the confrontation. you can do it easily, it just means you're the scum of the earth. congrats

>>6815261
>don't go alone
>tfw no friends who would be down with shoplifting
im not cut out for the game

>>6815220
>walk into Rick store wearing dreamboxes
>ask to try on geobaskets
>swap and walk out with new pair of geos
That's how, you filth.

>>6815270
you're bragging about stealing from a charity

>>6815273
I'm gonna cop me hella polos tomorrow

>>6815196
Basically same method from the last thread, throw that shit out in the fitting room. They don't even have alarms at Goodwill, I'm pretty sure.

We need an indepth guide of stealing mall tier shit

Anyone wanna sacrifice a hobo with me. Pretty sure we'll be successful after that
We'll probably make it in the music biz

>>6815182

>stealing
>stealing at the plebbiest stores possible

Can it get any worse?

>>6815284
>hella
U in da bay?

>>6815189

This thread has motivated me to find a job so i can cop shit without feeling guilty
Thanks you theiving peices of shit

>>6815294
>feeling guilt for getting what you want
I feel bad for you son

>>6815298
yes

How 2 steal from banana republic

>>6815274
you're not

if you can't make terrible, stealing friends how do you expect to do terrible things and steal?

I mean you can still steal on your own it's just way less stressful and easier with friends.

>>6815298
ppl in van say hella too

>>6815278
No, saying "you seem really upset" is bragging. Why are you trying to act better than somebody who doesn't steal from a charity?

>>6815304
O sheit. Where?

>>6815314
>saying someone is really, really mad is bragging
we need a dictionary

>>6815311
Closest I have for that sort of thing is a black bro who works at a Gamestop, but he actually buys all his shit so I'm just SOL

>>6815313
Swag stealing

>>6815297
Ideally you should steal the cheap shit and keep saving for the trill shit.

>>6815335
Other way around

>>6815338
Steal the expensive shit and purchase the cheap shit?

>>6815309
I can't imagine it being easy.
The employees there breathe down your neck at all times.

>>6815335
ideally you should steal everything

I'm a little bit disappointed that these threads have taken off. I'm also a little bit disappointed that almost all the other side has to say boils down to a mix of racism and class-related condescension.

I like to think there's more wrong with stealing than whether it's something blacks do or whether it makes you a "filthy thief". It runs contrary to the most fundamental moral values. At its heart is the inability to recognize the rights of other people to their own property. You either hold certain things to be unacceptable in principle, or you don't. There are a large number of people in this world who are willing to forget the values they claim to believe in if it suits them. As long as they don't feel bad about it, it's fair game.

This is beneath contempt. It's being unserious about morality, and it's a sad way to live.

>>6815329
you suck

why do you even want to steal? I only stole for friends. Like just to get things to give to friends and family and to have something fun to do with friends. Sure we were also really poor but I had a minimum wage job after school and never really want much as far as material things were concerned.

Hell I'm only on /fa/ cause my fashion skills were shot since public school uniform until I was 18 and then no one giving a fuck about fashion in my nerdy ass university. It's interesting to see what 4chan would consider fashionable.

Mens fashion is pretty cheap in general to look decent.

>>6815348
This. The lack of sympathy people have for each other and their business show a severe lack of core values and shows how edgy and stupid these kids are.

Fucking disgusting.

how 2 steal from hollister?

>>6815348
Wise words from hip$ster.

>>6815351
>why do you even want to steal?
I like the rush

>>6815343
Yeah
Or at least steal mid tier shit, but stealing from target all the time us asking to get caught for no reason

>>6815348
nice

>>6815357
What are some great mid tier stores to steal from?

easiest place to steal from hands down is the grocery store

how 2 steal whoaman's virginity?

>>6815359
"Core values" are a lie buddy
The only core value you should have us value for yourself

>>6815322
How was he being mad? He was just explaining it, because you clearly aren't getting it.

Do you seriously think there's nothing wrong about what you're going to do?

how 2 steal from McDonalds?

>>6815371
Fuck off you stupid teenager Ayn Rand objectivist faggot.

>>6815348
Thank you for this. I'm thinking the same thing, but I don't know how to word it. If you can afford $200+ shoes than you really shouldn't be stealing from non-evil corps.

>>6815371
>blah blah there is no such thing as objective morality

Keep deluding yourself, are you a liberal arts major too?

how 2 steal from Tim Hortons?

>>6815165
I'd shoplift but my biggest fear is being caught and shamed for it, only thing I want at this point is new shoes and I can't think of a feasible way to swipe them.

>>6815365
Are you the dude from the bay or wut?

>>6815355
gay reason but I get it

don't bother with clothes though

steal pretty jewelry at random outside markets or those open-stands in malls. It's a lot more fun. Give them to pretty girl friends casual as fuck honestly expecting nothing in return as it was easy to get.

>>6815391
yes

Dont steal shit
Just get a job
Anything that you can steal from a mall/department store can be bought with 8 hrs of work

>>6815383
Yes

how 2 steal from KFC?

how 2 steal from Raf Simons?

>>6815379
lel I can hook you up, what do you want to know?

how 2 steal rick owens

>>6815371
They're not a lie, they're a construct. But they're an extremely useful construct. Living without them is a sad way to go through life. On some level I'm a nihilist, but it's not fulfilling.

>>6815395
My time is more valuable than the products I'm going to steal.

how 2 steal from 7/11?

>>6815391
No

No one ever really explained a good way to steal shoes without having to sacrifice another pair entirely.

how 2 steal from my mom?

Still waiting on where to cop that parka theodore

how 2 steal from American Eagle?

>>6815399
3edgy4me

>>6815419
>stealing from charity
>edgy
kek

how 2 steal from /fa/?

>>6815391
Maybe

>>6815399
3edgy5me

how 2 steal from Skymall?

>>6815424
>bragging about it
>not edgy

>stealing from charity
>not being a piece of shit

how 2 steal from the retirement home?

how 2 get a girl to steal my virginity?

>>6815390
huh?
I have nothing to do with liberal arts, the term morality is just a strawman. Where's the logic behind it
>but if everyone acted a certain way then that would be terrible
I don't want everyone to act this way, I want to act this way because I want what's best for myself

>>6815165
Most stores are pretty easy to steal from besides department stores with dedicated loss prevention staffs, and even then if you're not an idiot you can get away with it. You will feel guilty though, well at least I do as a large portion of my wardrobe is stolen.

how to steal from the white house

how 2 get your mom to stop stealing my penis?

>>6815424
0/10

okay guys, ive done quite a bit on the guide, but i dont feel like doing much more right now. use what i give you. ill still answer questions though.

how 2 steal a girl's panties?

how 2 steal a clump of woman's hair? I need it for my scrap book.
I asked the girls who sits in front of me in class if I could eat her out and take home a doggy bag of hair, but she called campus security and now I'm suspended. What do? I need that hair.

>>6815432
>still doesn't understand what bragging means

>>6815396
Email = field

>>6815435
how do i become a nigger like you?

>>6815435
how the fuck do i post a google dox.

>>6815454
play Bully

>>6815454
what is your relationship with the girl?

how 2 steal a social life?

>>6815448
GUIDE TO SHOPLIFTIN

First and foremost i want to explain that i am NOT an expert, and am not responsible for any of your actions. Though i am not an expert, i am experienced, and can give you advice to not get caught, what to do if you are caught, how to shoplift in general, and some more techniques. ALSO, im terrible at spelling/grammar/ all that shit. get over it.
1.) most of the Camera’s are fake, about 1 in 4 work, the ones that do work are usually located in electronics, jewelry, registers, and the main isles. keep in mind not all the cameras point the direction you think they do. IF the camera does not have the black ball over it 90% chance its a working camera, watch out for that shit. There isn'ta person inside a monitor room watching cameras, its not like the movies it just doesn't happen, they only use cameras to go back and look at suspected shoplifting after the fact. or caught shoplifters, and only when LP has pointed them out. Or if in court and they need evidence.

2.) LP(loss prevention) is the ONLY way people get caught shoplifting at walmart, and most other places. LP are the only people who have the authority to confront a possible or confirmed shoplifter. most LP can be identified by the use of a cell phone, they are ALWAYS on it like, 99% of the time. its how they communicate. also, look out for sketchy people, if you see some 40 year old guy on a cell phone looking at strollers, chances are there LP. no, they aren't going to tackle you if you are shoplifting. you can sue them for touching you. its also against their corporate policy.

>>6815435
Easiest way to steal sneakers without sacrificing another pair in turn, as suggested in the previous thread?

how 2 steal some dignity and honor?

>>6815454
Break her washing machine, offer for her to do laundry at your house. Cop that shit when she isn't looking.

>>68154663.)Security tags, the little shitty beige colored bulky tags. they beep when they go through the detectors. you have to remove them.
(sensormatic tags) these are the beige tags, bulky usually hard plastic, not all of
these are the correct ones, a single company makes most of these though. they
beep when they go through detectors, to remove them, google “sensormatic hook
remover” and buy a few from Ali express. also carry a multitool, older ones have
two metal clamps over the pin which holds it in place. when you bend each end the
clamps will open and your pin will fall out.

(spider wraps) these are the black circular things that have 4 wires coming out of
them wires wrapping around the item, IF you cut the wire, it will beep. if you take
it past a sensor, it will beep. to remove them google an “alpha s3 key” and use it

(plexiglass case(holds vidya)) these little shits hold the video games and other
various items, they are clear hard plastic/plexiglass containers slightly large than a
video game case with a black top/bottom. these can be opened with an
alpha s3 key. or take it to the bathroom and put a lighter to the plastic and melt a
hole, use a knife to cut the plastic then remove the innards and check the game
case for sneaky tags on the inside.

any other tags that don't fit into these will either use an alpha s3 key or the
hook detacher. don’t leave the tags on your shit. be smart.

>>6815435
most expensive clothing item you ever shop lifted?

>>6815435
Where do you normally shop lift? What are some entry level shop lift stores/items with low risk?

>>6815404
I'm not talking about nihilism
Morality is through the eyes of everyone, nihilism is through the eyes if no one, I have my own eyes

>>6815483
>>6815474
>>6815470
calm your shit. lt me upload this shit

>>6815472
now that you know those 3 things lets get to the good stuff, stealing. wear baggy clothes, but don't look like a Pleb, this is important as baggy ill fitting or really ugly clothing can make you stand out and look sketchy, so dress nice. take whatever items you have, and stuff it into pockets/bags while no one looks and if possible in a blind spot from cameras though don't worry too much about them. make sure your shit doesn't look too bulky. remember you can fit shit in your waistband and if you wear boots, then you can also fit shit in the those. i stole a tie once by wrapping it around my ankle and letting my boot cover it up. Basicly, its that SIMPLE, take stuff, and pocket it. then either go and buy a candy bar or a pack of gum and walk out. or just walk out.

4.)BE CHARISMATIC. this IS the most important thing i can speak about. when someone is charismatic and confident, people don't question you, its a basic principle and it always works. if you go into a store acting sketchy and nervous, YOU WILL BE CAUGHT. the trick is to act like you own the place but at the same time be polite and easily ignorable. Dont talk to much, dont talk to little. be polite, don't be too polite, act normal. its all about finding the balance, but being confident is the biggest part. if someone walks into the room with perfect posture and a strong look are you going to question him? no. but if someone walks in with a slouch looking around nervously and at the ground a lot. often not making eye contact. fuck yeah you'll question him.

5.)Don’t get too overly confident or greedy, this is where you fuck up and make little mistakes that get you caught. always treat this trade like you're just entering it. taking every precaution.

>>6815435
worst stores to shoplift?

>>6815472
Damn, this is starting to sound like an investment.

>>6815463
GOAT game

>>6815466
You sound like a disgruntled former Wal-Mart manager.

>>6815481
6.)always have at least 3 escape routes, scope the building out first, find 3 alternate routes you can use to escape the building, i cant stress this enough. if your getting chased and the first way out of the building gets blocked, this right here can save your ass. instead of you flipping shit trying to find a way out you revert to one of your alternate routes. this can save your precious seconds which could be the difference between getting caught or getting away.

7.) Oh no! they suspect you of shoplifting and have confronted you! play it cool man. DO NOT RUN, do not spaghetti. just play it cool and confident, be good at lying. you can talk your way out of 90% of things. in the off chance that you cant, only run as a LAST resort.

8.) life before loot. if you're getting chased and you have a backpack full of butter and frozen pizzas, drop that shit, but make sure you don't have anything that can identify you in the bag. you run faster without dead weight.

>>6815466
i actually read LP tends to bend the rules to stop shoplifters/justify their paycheck. when it comes down to it actual officers are more likely to believe LP versus the sketchy kid being picked up for shoplifting

not necessarily true but just saying be weary of these guys

>>6815495
9.) wear a jacket you can afford to lose. if you get chased and they manage to catch up and grab you by the back or arms, slipping your jacket can allow you to get away. Once again, don't leave anything that can identify you in your jacket or pack.

10.) if you're shopping at a dept store, or a clothing store. grab what you want and put it in an identical shirt. ask the attendant to use the dressing room. if they count your garments, guess what! they didn't count the one you hid. now put the item on under your clothes and walk out. make sure you check for tags though. you can also put the garment under other clothes in your shopping bag.

11.) shoes. if you're attempting to steal shoes, wear shitty sandals or something into the store, ask to try on your size put the shoes on. ask the dude for a size up, while he goes into the back room, walk out with your new shoes. either leave your old shoes with a thank you note, or take them with you. congrats, youve got new kicks.

12.) Have some fucking morals. don’t steal from individuals or small businesses. they cannot take the hit. large corporations on the other hand, can though.


you fags might need this guide.

>>6815503
13.) don’t steal cars

14.)eat inside the stores. they won't stop you, they have no idea if you brung it with you or not.

15.) ALWAYS carry cash on you. if you get caught say the opportunity arose and you took it. if you don't you could get charged with robbery instead of petty theft or some small shit.

16.) don't fucking concealed carry while stealing, i mean seriously.

17.) seriously have some fucking morals. don't steal from people or small businesses. its just wrong.

18.)USE COMMON SENSE

19.) Park near the back of the lot. if you run to your car or even walk. employees can get your plate number if you park close. don't be a fatty, just take the far away parking spot.

20.) The way you dress is very important to your overall appearance. you look more respectable in dadcore shit than you do wearing a supreme hat and vans. and thus, less likely to be questions. but don't over do it, or you will be questioned.

21.) don’t be black

22.) avoid being mexican

23.) just because you don’t tip doesn't mean it isn't stealing, and its rude, always fucking tip.

ill update this later i dont feel like working more on it right now, but this should give everyone a good idea on how to start getting into this. expect an update on this guide within the weak. seriously though guys, stealing really isn't that cool. i don't look up on what i do, but i do it mainly for the rush.

>>6815510
>don’t be black
damn

>>6815514
nigger :)

HotShea do you take Adderall?

>>6815502
yeah LP's are shitty. if you see a dude on his cell phone, avoid him like the plauge.

>>6815503
>11.) shoes.
Only issue with this is typically there are still other employees in the store besides the one guy who went the back

>>6815474
>>6815489
You plan on emailing
Dude was talking about partners, etc

>>6815510
ANYWAYS guys. seriously stealing isnt a good thing. large corporations can take it. people and small businesses cant. chill with that shit man. keep some sanity and at least try not to steal. it doesn't bother me because im fucking empty, im probably a psychopath or some shit.

entry lvl stores
walmart(obviously)
pac sun
american eagle
dillards
macys
basicly all stores in the mall
target
grocery stores
urban outfitters
h&m

you can basicly guess if they will be easy to steal from or not.

>>6815514
make white friends

or just avoid mostly white areas

if you're in a mostly black area it's easier

>>6815435
how do you steal jackets?

>>6815520
no, but i probably should. im 99% sure something is fucked up in my head. i don't processes sympathy very well.
>>6815535
long as you act confident they wont question you. trust me.

>>6815545
under clothes in a shopping bag, or under other jackets.or remove tags and tie it around your neck or waist and look like an autist. they wont notice.

>>6815540
I stole from Hugo Boss

>>6815548
I'm s-scared, I figure I'll steal other shit like tees and such until I build up that confidence.

>>6815549
Or: be attractive
Any negative aspect ( ie bring black when trying to steal) gets negated when you're attractive

>>6815549
>>6815558
I look like I'm 12, not sure if that helps or makes shoplifting more difficult.

>>6815510
is it better to shop when it's crowded?

>>6815548
don't most shoe stores have cameras? i guess you'd have to completely avoid that store from there on out

>>6815557
bud, the best thing i can say for that is if your nervous or scared dont fucking do it. you have to be calm and cool headed to steal. if you act sketchy and nervous youll get caught. the number one rule i forgot to add, is TRUST THE GUT. every have a moment when your with a girl and you just know you should kiss her? you can feel it in your stomach. so you do and everything turns out great? you probably havent. but that feeling in your stomach, will be right 90% of the time. life before loot. if you feel your gut say something is off youll get caught fucking listen to it. always listen to it.

>>6815548

Unsympathetic people are the hautest

>>6815554
do you mean take a shopping bag with you and when youre browsing just stuff the shit in there? or like in the changing room?

>>6815563
NO, NO, NO, NO
much harder to tell who LP is and customers all ways want to be heroes and shit avoid all people. or distract them/ pocket shit in their blind spot.

how 2 rape without getting caught?

>>6815563
If you're the dude from the bay, you can grab and go at tons of places in the city. Esp on parade/festival days

Same goes for emeryville/Berkeley

>>6815574
read the first post to the guide. most cameras wont work. and people dont watch it. they only go back and look at it to get evidence for a trial, or if they caught someone and want proof or some shit. or if LP says to.

>>6815584
you know, technically, LP isn't allowed to search any of your bags besides the one you got from the store

>damaging the economy and breaking the laws of trade just to satisfy your consumerist desires
everyone who steals something that is not food is a failure as a human being

>>6815598
Yeah

>>6815588
wear your jimmy head and rape a person of another race

>>6815593
Big business, bankers and designers all damage the economy much more than thieves could

>>6815540
>2013
>Not pulling armed robberies on your local Barneys

>>6815592
but if say you take it to the changing room isnt that sus as fuck

>>6815584
either or works really.
>>6815577
not sure how to respond to that. i dont really like it i feel off. and ive felt really empty for a couple of years.
>>6815589
also yeah, crouded is good in some places, but at like target or walmart its not.

>>6815256
because you are a human itch, you cause other people to suffer just for the reason that you exist

>>6815603
I've thought about this quite a bit

>>6815540
People should also be careful to remember that not all large corporations own all their stores. Some stores are owned by the franchise owner, and he may only own one or two locations that mean his whole livelihood. If you're going to be morally gray, at least keep this in mind.

>>6815371
if you dont believe that property is sacred dont be part of the society edgy asshole

>>6815592
theyll bend the rules occasionaly, but be firm and tell them no, and they wont.

>>6815598
no? people take shoping bags in changing rooms all the damn time, HUE HUE immm AUTIISTIC. imma just leb muh bag outside in this store so someone else can pik up all deese cloths i jus buyd. no one questions taking your bags in there.

>>6815593
>there are people on /fa/ who paid for their entire wardrobe
2pleb

>>6815617
man I've received some as gifts but stealing your clothes is just being a piece of shit desperate fuccboi

support the people who make clothes you like, it's that simple

>>6815406
if you are willing to sacrifice morality for a pair of shoes then your life and therefore your time are worth nothing at all

>>6815618
this is also true. so be cautious guys. furthermore though, long as you arent taking truck loads they will be fine. just buy something there too like a candy bar and a pack of gum, the profits they make from those two items basicly pay for 90% of what you took.

>>6815619
>morality
kek

>>6815607
Protip: that feel is not likely to go away

>>6815620
stealing is /fa/

>>6815620
exactly. or buy online. cant steal online shit.
i basicly only steal ralph lauren stuff and re-sell it for cheap to niglets to pay for muh clothing addictun. that and i work like 25 hours a week

what do you guys do with hangers usually? discard them on the dressing room?

what about swindling someone through paypal, is there a guide to that?

>>6815625
that is wrong. it does go away.

>>6815625
yeah, im aware, but i get along with it pretty well. im usualy a happy upbeat guy, and i feel normal when im with people. its just when im alone when i feel like a shell.

>>6815632
yeah, here, think about it before you do it though you piece of shit.

>>6815620
I think I've stolen just about every movie and video game I've seen over the last two - three years, why wouldn't I steal clothing?

>>6815614
I'm in Chicago and a even the men's casual floor has a good million worth of loot at retail price. After the heist, if it was a single person's full time job, they could probably sell all the merchandise at a steep discount online and get 300k easy after a year of selling.

>>6815637
teen angst isn't /fa/
get over yourself

Moment of silence

>>6815641
looks like someone struck a nerve
pussy

>>6815632
You would literally be the worst type of person. I'm also pretty sure paypal usually will go the route of making both parties suffer in disputes just so nobody gains.

any guides for successful home invasion?

For the shoplifting

>>6815626
You think that because you do it, but I don't find it fashionable now nor will I in twenty years. Some people might respect you for it but it will win you no points with me or anyone like me. So is it /fa/? I guess that depends who you ask. And there are a good number of people who might tell you that some things are more important than being fashionable.

>>6815640
its not even that, its more like. when i see people even when im not with them i can kind of like imitate them? or like feel the vibe (see someone is happy or smile, itll make you happier and smile) and its kind of like that. just when im alone i kind of drift and dont feel anything.

how about underwear that comes in those plastic packages?

QUEEN

>>6815647
why would you swindle someones paypal man? that aint cool. if you need money go steal some RL shit and sell it on ebay.

>>6815642
pirating is not stealing, except by a legal definition. It's functionally different, and produces a different effect.

>>6815656
I wasn't talking about pirating

> mfw all the generic poorfags on this board

I can't take anything anyone says on this board seriously. Poor people can't be /fa/.

>>6815653
I guess you'd just hide it in the clothing you take in the dressing room and open that shit up and layer it.

>>6815652
That's normal for me. Confirmed for onset of narcissism

>>6815657
same shit
why are you getting all moralistic all of a sudden?

>>6815666
all of /fa/ is high school kids pretending they have money

>>6815657
honestly your just stealing regardless, im just talking about scamming them, not hacking their account

>>6815662
>Stealing from a random guys
>Stealing from a big business who can even write it off for taxes

>>6815558
bullshit, handsome black fuckers are still suspicious

best you can do is dress nicely and wear a shirt with the logo from the nicest local university so people think you're just some student

but really looking suspicious can help if you have less suspicious friends as long as you are ok with talking

in high school it was me, a dude and this chick
I looked the least suspicious though the girl could too when she made an effort

>dude would go in look suspicious as fuck
>picking up shit and putting it down
>maybe even putting things in his pocket
>being sketch
>chick or I would watch for LP and other workers
>I or chick would be on other side of store lifting shit and getting rid of tags
>once it's all out of store
>sketchdude would leave
>maybe more than 1 in 3 times stopped
>he'd have nothing on him
>sometimes he'd even do the whole "I thought about it but changed my mind, I'm very sorry"

we got a lot of shit that way


>>6815568
if boy = hurts
if girl = helps

just gonna note

>don't steal at stores you go to regularly
>trust your instincts if shit doesn't feel right
>never look at cameras directly
>look at people and smile though if you want and aren't autistic
>check out the stores before and get an idea of where blind spots are before hand
>changing rooms are golden: bring a ton of bullshit to try on, take what you want under you discreetly without tags, leaver everything there because you're a thief so what fucks do you give about courtesy
>using a lighter to burn off the tags is often less noisy than the ripping
>you can also just set the little tag on fire, not much evidence that way
>whatever you do don't leave the tag lying on the fucking changing room floor

god I knew an idiot caught that way, what a fucking moron

>>6815666
Wait, so if this board is full of poor people... Then /fa/ is the of being for a poor person

>>6815651
>nor will I in twenty years.
yes you will

>>6815662
>>6815667
because, like i said before your stealing from a person. people cant normaly take the hit. its no different then if you tried buying geo's and they gave you dreamboxes with a hole in it. youd be pissed right? so would they. you just dont steal from people or small businesses it just aint cool man.

>>6815680
you can't put morals on a spectrum pussy
thanks for all the tips btw, i'll make sure to run mom & pop stores just 4 u

>>6815666
only poor people can be /fa/, devil

>>6815348
I agree. The kids would just respond with something like "mad bro?" if you try to talk to them like people. So I'd rather call them faggots and get it over with.

>>6815685
mom and pop store seems like they'd be easier actually, why risk getting caught at like walmart or something when you can rip family owned businesses?

>>6815685
all opinion, and np

>>6815689
because mom & pop stores dont have a corperate policy, and watch everyone like a hawk. they arent afraid to tackle your ass and hold you down untill police arrive. the only thing stopping a family business from busting you is how fast you can run.

>>6815689
yeah and you'd be more likely to have them try to stop you

sue them for cash yeee

>>6815695
lol

>>6815702
roll of dimes
problem solved

>>6815694
Usually, the best you can do is to plant a seed of doubt. You can't expect people to change their mind about something right away, it's a slow process that sometimes starts with one post that doesn't sit right with them. I think most people in this thread are probably too old to change their mind about morality, but it's better to post what you think in the best way you can than to confirm their opinion of your side of the argument by representing it badly.

>>6815705
wow, now you get charged with armed robbery and assult, with possible attempted murder. pedestrians are now joining in to stop you. i hope you run faster than a kenyan.

>>6815689
you have a much higher chance of being shot or beaten to death

>>6815713
yeah. oh u so wise hip$ster.

>>6815715
are you the type of person who does runs in broad daylight

obv it'll be late, nerd

now i remember why i left this board.

shit fashion.

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>>6815720
most likley theyll have a gun under the counter then. or be ready for a fight. its just a bad idea man. much easier and better to steal from corps

>>6815733
they aren't gonna see me retard
plus guns are illegal here

>>6815725
bitch boi
i'd kick your ass

>>6815737
oh shit. i dont even give a fuck then UKfag.
euros are shit and overpriced anyways

>>6815617
amass an unnecessary amount of colourful clothes wont give meaning to your life
if you want to know what the meaning of fashion is go to a village where companies have not yet arrived to make of fashion a business for sick people like you

>>6815738
>if you want to know what the meaning of fashion is
i dont, i just want to steal some Nikes

>>6815741
and seriously FUCK GBPs.

>>6815745
>I want to steal some nikes
correction
>I want Nikes over all things
I see brainwashing works

>>6815755
Ok

>>6815746
shea, OP from first thread, as I said, when i was trying to steal the shirt (did the same method as you, put shirt under shirt), she fucking opened my shirt to see underneath it, to see my other shirt, of course I played cool and I didn't spoil my spaghetti, but what could I do to prevent this? If they check underneath the shirt

>>6815759
I have the last word here because you are barbarian scum

>>6815705
what does that do, make your punches harder?

>>6815768
>open shirt
>skeleton pops out

pt. 3

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>>6815632
not unless you can convince someone to pay as a gift. if it is for goods/services, paypal will always side with the buyer.

>>6815775
yep, and keeps your wrist straight so you dont break it.(try it, hold something when you punch your wrist is much more rigid)
>>6815768
im not sure why she even touched you? if someone comes near you or tries touching you tell them to back the fuck off or youll sue for sexual harrasment

>>6815385
>steal pretty jewelry at random outside markets or those open-stands in malls. It's a lot more fun. Give them to pretty girl friends casual as fuck honestly expecting nothing in return as it was easy to get.

>hey you want this necklace
>"what?"
>take it
>"why?"
>idk just being casual
>"what the fuck"

>>6815802

> tfw trying shirt on in store and girl is buttoning up my shirt

> no chance in hell i'd say back the fuck off

> sniff her

>>6815828

lel'd

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>>6815795
MIGRATE

>>6815466
LP doesn't always use cellphones, people do watch cameras while you're in the store, they can tackle you and wreck your day (LP).
Everything you say is common sense and your facts are shit.

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>>6815643
its like 420 chan up in here

>>6815495
If you're getting caught don't stand there like a dumbass and talk to them, unless they're just workers and you know your rights which a lot of people forget about when having so much adrenaline, run. If you're in the store not past the point of purchase just drop it, you're fine.

>>6815502
I had a friend get punched in the face by a dollar tree manager who tripped over a bike. The manager said it was self defense and the pigs believed him because the other kid is a thief.

>>6815510
Ya you forgot about getting charged with intent to steal, conspiracy or w/e, and almost no workers can chase you outside of their doors.

>>6815591
I have been in a room with monitors watching shoppers in various aisles on every camera in a black dome. They rotate as well, you can control them with a joystick. I zoomed in on a neckbeard scratching his nuts when he thought nobody was watching.

>>6815397
Hang around and swipe someones food, walk off.

>>6815550
>16 in high school
>faggot dad drags me to Hugo Boss
>introduces me to his old ex-Nazi war criminal friend who is the manager there, man served in the German army and was angry when I said that Boss made the uniforms for the SS and said they had no choice
>dad browses for like an hour while I beg him to leave
>fat asian hambeast store associate asks "Is your son not into suits?"
>i was the antithesis of effay at the time, wearing a beat up black fleece hoody and stained sweatpants
This is why I don't go to Hugo Boss. Also I'm still not into suits and don't own one

>>6815189
a friend of mine used to shoplift literally everything just for the adrenaline, he's rich af
he said that with shoes he used to ask for the right size at the store and when the sales assistant wasnt looking he would just put old pair in the box and give it back and walk out with the new shoes on

>>6818376
Is there anyway to do this without sacrificing your own shoes?

>>6815390
I thought morality is interpret differently by every person. In truth there is no right or wrong only what you percive as right or wrong. What you percive is what people tell you or what you learn through experiance. If other people tell you something is wrong how do you know that they are right?

>>6815409
EVERYTHING