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So, I know this is kind of an oxymoron but I need something slutty but also fashionable to buy for my wife. Something that accentuates her chest.

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>> No.6804229

it looks like the bottom half of her body is just a big censor box.

>> No.6804232

>>6804223
Waht u need that for?
You hiring a pool cleaner that fucks ur wife while you film in the dark so u can get a divorce?

>> No.6804255

>>6804232

Actually, we're going to a swingers party. So, I guess the fine line I'm trying to walk is that I want her to look fuckable without looking like a hooker.

>> No.6804285

>>6804255
That is fucking sweet bro
Post pics o waife so we can advise u the better fit

>> No.6804305
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>>6804223
Here you go OP

>> No.6804327

>>6804305
stop posting that fuccgurl already

>> No.6804334

>>6804305

See to me that looks pretty hooker-ish. Also, pretty sure that chick has a penis.

>> No.6804339

>>6804305
where2cop

>> No.6804342

>>6804334
A really small one
Like what the fuck

>> No.6804378

Any other suggestions besides the chick with the dick?

>> No.6804388

>>6804378
We still waiting on those waifu pics for referential pruposes and better advise son

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>>6804388

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>>6804484

>> No.6804491

>>6804484
>>6804487
hahahaha

>> No.6804515

>>6804484
>>6804487
its over OP

>> No.6804524

>>6804487
You could smear her with blood and squid tentacles.

>> No.6804630

>>6804484

I've always thought a swingers' party would be fun

then I realize everyone there would look like this

>> No.6804648

>>6804342
Virgin unaware of pussy bump on skinny girls detected.

>> No.6804672

http://store.americanapparel.net/product/?productId=rsapo301
Only black is acceptable.

>> No.6804684

>>6804672

That's actually pretty hot. Thanks.

>> No.6804705

>>6804648
kek this so much

>> No.6804779

why did we think ops wife would be hot or at least in shape

>> No.6804789

>>6804327
I'm pretty sure there's 2 girls there

>> No.6804880

>>6804779

Who gives a fuck? We don't have to fuck her. Let OP have all the hogs he wants.

>> No.6804909

>>6804339
Her bodysuit is a knockoff of the American Apparel Gloria suit and the shorts are from Asos or Topshop, like three years ago.

>>6804223
how much are you willing to spend?

>> No.6804927

>>6804684

The tight version (http://store.americanapparel.net/product/rsa8377.html)) might work better to accentuate her chest. Skater dresses can look juvenile because they balance the hips and bust. It doesn't look good on the model, but would be fine on a girl with breasts.

>> No.6804956

>>6804909

Probably like $100.

>> No.6805008

>>6804484
she looks like a racist housewife that's bitchy all of the time

>> No.6805021

>>6805008
Sounds a lot like you, James.

>> No.6805042

>>6804927
The model on that one looks like an ogre.

>> No.6805045

>>6804927
does your pelvis protrude to mimic a tucked penis?

if so, how far?

>> No.6805099

>>6805008

Not racist and only bitchy part of the time.

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6805504

Something like this would work since your wife has big tits. I think this fits with your description of looking slutty but not like a prostitute.

>> No.6805520

post tits

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>>6805520

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>>6804484
>>6804487
Good lord you fucked up.

>> No.6805551

>>6805545

the cat is like "pls kill me" lmao nigga

>> No.6805586

>>6805539
shit troll is shit

>> No.6805596

>>6805586

This isn't /b/. Who the fuck is going to bother to troll /fa/?

>> No.6805633

>>6805596
u

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>>6804484
>>6804487

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6805778

This look is hot.

>> No.6806818

girl in OP is all over /b/ there's loads of pics of her with cum on her face.

in short, this isn't OPs wife you idiots.

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>>6806818
FUCK, haven't been to /b/ in a while.
Darn. Shit.

>> No.6806952

>>6804648

the grail mound.

>lying on her back
>raises to let you remove panties
>brace self
>the holy mound!

all time fav feel

>> No.6806957

>>6806952
it's really great, i once date a girl and her pussy was like an ant hill it was fucking ace

>> No.6806975

>>6806818
post pics

>> No.6806978

>>6806957

current gf no mound

current gf little sister, mound like everest. every time i see her in a bikini i'm insta jeally.

>> No.6807014

>>6807011

also shes ugly and fat as fuck i dont understand the hype. someone plz explain if you can

>> No.6807011

>>6806975

http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=CawJg-S156-

just search for oxygen 99