/fa/ - Fashion

>>6780344
FUCK 5'11"

>mfw thighs aren't as thin as my calves.
>mfw no gap with chicken legs

>>6780350
Fuck the 5'11 giants

>tfw 5'11
>tfw mediocre hairline
>tfw low to moderate acne
>tfw 5/10 average right down the middle

>tfw average as fuck, and cant really pick between being grateful that you're not uglier, but pissed off that you're not more attractive

Fuck I hate being average

>>6780359
>tfw somewhat big thighs
they're pretty muscular

>>6780371
Mine are normal, but just not fashionable.

>mfw I dont leave the house because Im not good looking
>mfw people saying Im doing the right thing not showing my face
>mfw people say I must serve pretty people and be their slave or kill myself

>tfw u see a 6'3" guy walking with his qt3.14 gf

why do i have to be 5'11"

>>6780381
protip: you don't have a qtπ gf because you're ugly and a horrible person

>>6780384
anon ;_;

>>6780392
im just jealous he's 6'3", towering over his gf

>tfw have long term long distance girlfriend that is qtp2t but am now bored
>tfw always wanting to trade up
>tfw got back in shape & getting a lot of attn again
>tfw sexing new qt3.14s but not breaking up with long distance gf
>tfw

THANK YOU AJ *CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP*
THANK YOU AJ *CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP*
THANK YOU AJ *CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP*
THANK YOU AJ *CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP*

>tfw 6'3
>tfw 6'10 wingspan
>regular long sleeves halfway up my forearm

>>6780435
>tfw no gf

>>6780447
*top of my throat

fuck my life

>tfw have naturally massive forehead
>tfw i realise the other day that it's receding and i'm only 18
>tfw i would look even stupider if i shaved my head
>tfw my recent laziness has lost me all of my muscle definition
>tfw the distance from the top of my neck to the tip of my jaw is just over 3 1/2 inches

>>6780432
isnt the span of your arms supposed to be the same as your height you freak

>>6780384
Post a pic of your face anon, you can't be that ugly.

>>6780447
>>6780453
wtf is this mine's like yours what's wrong i thought this was normal dont give me another thing to be insecure about anon pls

>>6780468
;_;

>>6780479
shits a bit saggy but it isn't terrible.

>>6780450
yupp

if you're under 6 feet tall, you might as well just get on hormones and become a trap. your little girly body will never please anyone but another man.

>>6780479
press your tongue against the top of your mouth really hard

it's equivalent to sucking in your cheeks but it makes you look beautiful

>>6780350
What's wrong with being 5'11"?

>>6780578
>5'11"
>what's wrong?

>>6780589
i live in britain u faggot there's nothing wrong with being 5'11

>>6780578

>>6780611
>>6780578

>>6780589
>>6780612
>you guys
>insecure
pick both

>>6780629

>>6780578
nothing really. people on fa just have this weird need to be taller

>>6780643
Because being taller is more attractive.

>tfw there is a calvin klein model that goes to school at my campus

>tfw he is literally a celebrity, people scream his name across the street when they see him

>tfw i will never be this /fa/

>>6780479
You look beautiful :x

>>6780432
Take up kick boxing. Your reach will be an advantage.

>>6781659
you could always remove him from the equation.

>tfw dressing /fa/ still wont fix ugly or make you less of a useless sack of shit

>>6782072
hey you have a large wingspan
why dont you do KICK boxing
hueuheuheueuheuhe

>>6780368
>>tfw low to moderate acne
You can change at least that one, get your derm to prescribe you Accutane

also what's with all the le feel when 5'11'' /fa/ feel threads lately? I left /fit/ exactly because of this kind of shit
be happy with what you got.

>tfw big head
>tfw butt chin
>tfw body hair everywhere
>tfw you feel like a fuccboi no matter what you wear
>tfw confidence makes an outfit and I have none

tfw 6.1 but feel like a manlet

>tfw 5'5 female will-never-be-a-5'10-qt-model
you don't understand /fa/ :'

>you will never be able to afford everything

>>6782279
just me, we do.

>tfw skinnyfat
>tfw fat ass but I'm male

>>6782279
>Implying it's a good thing being a lanky she-beast

Pic related

>>6782321
i've been wondering about this, but i'd like to see some actual sources.
also any surveys about number of sexual partners on average between tall girls VS short girls.
same with small tits VS big tits.

IDGAF i love tall girls.
they are my ultimate weakness.

>>6782321
>5'5 - 5'6

>above average
>above

>>6782321
5'9-10 girls are the only ones that can still get me flusterd.

>>6782321
yeah man short girls sure are "sexy", hnnnng those proportions

>>6782321

meh. i like girls with legs

>>6782321
that pic was clearly made by a manlet who wanted to somehow feel like tall girls, who didn't like him bc he was short, were some how the ones at fault.

>dat manlet projection

>>6782338
especially compared to these "disgusting" whores with their spindly stick legs right???

>>6782330
d'aw, i almost started accepting my lack of runway model height, too. thx, anon

>Tfw went a few states away.
>Made a lot of money this summer
>Be in semi relationship with girl back home
>Come back and she's not interested any longer
>Tfw richaf atm but have no girl to spend money on
>Tfw flirt with girl today and make joke about being gay and she sincerely believed it and I felt too awk to say anything else
>Tfw I will be known as the weird loner gay kid

>>6782338
I know you're being sarcastic but that ass looks delicious.

>>6782330
>>6782336
>>6782338
>>6782341
>>6782342
>>6782344
Homos living in denial. It's okay guys, just admit you want a hung twink to penetrate your asshole

>>6782332
Americentric, look at en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Average_height#Average_height_around_the_world female height for the US. Judging from the fact that the vast majority of 4chan users are murrican, pretty accurate

>>6782356
You can afford luxury/designer clothes now you no longer need women to satisfy you

>>6782358
are you actually serious

she looks like one of those miniature horses
>>6782361
>>>/fit/

im sure theyd love to discuss in depth what being a manlet is like

>tfw you will never lick her arsehole

>>6782363
In case you're implying I'm a manlet, I have to disappoint you, I'm 6'4''

>>6782349
dont worry, most guys like short girls, especially because they don't want a girl taller than them.

the fashion industry does not match real life, and i laugh whenever guys here cry about not looking like a model, or not being as thin as a model.

also i think it's pretty ridiculous to be auschwtiz mode, whether male or female.
IRL i'd be with the majority thinking that, but in gay /fa/ world i'm in the minority.

>tfw insurance has approved my lower jaw alignment surgery
>tfw if I want a perfect smile, i need to do braces for my first 1-2 years of college, then have surgery.

I can hide it pretty well, to the point that nobody really notices unless I emphasize it, but I know I would look so much better with it. I may be worthy of model status, if I were to go through with it.

>>6782361
that was pretty interdasting reading that wiki page. thanks, guy

>>6782371
youd seriously get with someone a foot and a half shorter than you? people would think you were taking your kid to the park or something, lmao

>>6782364
I know, but all I want is to listen to music and ride bikes with someone I enjoy. :(

>>6782390
>tfw no qt 3.14 short girl to joke with about height differences and playfully give her a piggyback ride to show her what it's like being tall

>>6780344
>tfw want to cop some boots, but I can only get them shipped to my brother in australia and would have to wait till october. If they don't fit I'd probably kill myself

seriousy though, where is the source on this info?

i really want to see it because i've been wondering for a long time.

it's not secret that guys don't want girls taller than them, and vice versa.

i think shorter girls get laid a lot easier than tall girls, but tall girls are more secure.
from my experience taller girls are a lot less dramatic, and easier to deal with.

>>6782363
>she looks like one of those miniature horses
You know what? I actually thought the exact same thing.

>>6782440
*wait till october to get them

why don't we feel with some music?

http://plug.dj/effay/

>>6780624
>>6780612
>>6780611
>>6780589
I'm not 5'11, I'm just wondering what's wrong with that.

I know that feel, OP

>5'5"
>Can't wear half the shit I want to cop
>Small shoe size, so can't always get nice shoes either

My entire family is, has been, and will forever be short.

>>6782344
>that fat manlet in the back taking a picture of their asses to fap to later

>>6782466
Also
>Very youthful appearence
>19, but people think I'm no older than 16
>Can't even grow facial hair

I'll just kill myself now

>>6782447
It has been found that, in Western societies, most men prefer shorter women and tend to view taller women as less attractive and people view heterosexual couples where the woman is taller to be less ideal.

from Wikipedia, but the reference is Scar, R. Height and Reproductive Success: How a Gambian Population Compares to the West. Human Nature Winter 2006.

>>6782470
That's a woman.

>>6782459
get in here, we need a solid 4-6 people

>>6782483
but youre all cunts who skip anything that isnt electronic in the first 5 seconds

>>6782381
bro are you me? especially the non greentext

my jaw on both sides looks different, i want to get implants to even it out, or maybe what you're doing would work for me.

>>6782487
What's the matter, no one listen to Jazz and krautrock like you you euphoric elitist faggo?

>>6782499
i dont listen to either of those i just dont want to listen to the exact same fucking thing every time i go on there, go be euphoric and elitist with your shitty ambient somewhere else

>>6782505
what's wrong with ambient you hick fuck i don't even know why you post on /fa/ you're the biggest fuccboi in the world copping shit /fa/ tells you to and playing mtg what the fuck

>>6782487
i don't skip anything.
it's fun to get exposed to new music, even if max plebs.

plus discussion is fun.

>>6782399
that's called having a daughter anon :|

>>6780578
5 11 is not 6ft, that's wats wrong

>>6782579
banging your daughter is illegal though

>>6782648
not if you don't get caught 8)

>>6782668
;O

>>6782482
No it's not.

>>6782694
Look at the shoes mang

>>6782700
What, the swimming shoes? Yeah, obviously it's summer when the photo was taken.

>>6782751
Looks more like black ballet shoes to me

>>6782356

>spending money on girls

lmao u fucked up anon consider seppuku

tfw

>6'2"
>9" cock
>Blonde hair
>blue eyes
>Been messing around with lifting for a month but already showing well
>Check old photos of my grampa, worked on the railways, wore a hitler youth like he was born in the reich, built like a tank.
>those genetics

Practically bald at 26
I have no confidence
Kill me now.

unable to cop unless i go all >>>/out/
Now i have to pay ebay raep prices 184 dorra dorra :)
>inb4 Jordan/nigger shoes

>>6783059
>blonde hair
>blue eyes
Ew.
>tfw coming from blonde hair blue eyes
We look like feminine faggots.

>>6783059
>9" cock
post pics

>>6783059
balding isnt the problem m8

>>6783078

All the same, my life is over. Let my grave serve as warning to those who come after, embrace youth. Now let me live vicariously through you young people and your insignificant flaws.

tfw

>6'2
>people tell me im good looking
>7 inch dick
>Bi polar ii
>can brarely function because of bp2
>0 social skills
>started new meds today takes "3 months" to work

hopefully my autism is in its twighlight

>>6782150
dont suggest everyone who has a bit of acne accutane you autist. Accutanes fucking potent and should only really be considered if your skin is terrible

>>6783084
Wait, what is stopping you from living life

>>6783084
>I have no confidence
you are so young that its depressing to think life is over,my grandad is still fucking random women at the age of 76 and ive searched his room and stuff,found no viagra.
you gotta start building this confidence thing if its that bad man,start creating your world with your own mouth.
tell yourself youre the best shit ever and every women who isnt your relative wants your dick.idk pls elaborate your feels,i dont like seeing people like this

>>6783131

I've exceeded the median age of effay, have lost my once proud plumage.
Inability to have pride in myself has rendered me incapable of participating in meaningful human relationships.

Basically just autism.

>>6783118

Maybe I should get medicated

>>6783146

It's mostly just my professional life being fucked up. I've been working a dead end job for a few years, clawing my way up through the jobmarket doing what I can.

But I was oblivious to it before, and now that I have wisdom enough to see where I am and ambition enough to try reach beyond it, the current situation is nigh unbearable. Especially when I see people around my age who put in the work I'm doing now earlier, with more success.

I feel like a burden to society even though I'm holding my own and contributing, because I'm not living up to my own standards? I think?

>>6783118
meds will do a portion of the job and not all of it,start running ,its all left to you ,tho you mention bioplar soo yeah.
>>6783148
no youve exceeded what some chinese cartoon posters imagination of what the perf age is,there is no perf age for happiness and confidence,it pretty much starts when your're clawing out of you bitch whore of a mum's pussy.pls anon do something bby

>>6783159

lmao I remember that dude

I hope that's not u

>can get ppl to chuckle wholeheartedly
>no friends

>>6783172
>tfw it's me
It is truly a sad state of affairs...

>>6783169
All i hope the meds do is allow me to be constructive. Being constantly derailed by onset depression or rapid thoughts makes it impossible to manage ones self. also im a gymrat.

>>6783169
Thanks

You're right, I'm going to pry some victory out of this bitch of a life and get my confidence back.

We're all going to make it.

Will keep lifting and working, I'll come back and find you, post fits when I've made it.

>>6783165
ik what you mean but stop focusing on your peers and focus on fulfilling your potential you already have idk what else to say since im was in the same situat a few months ago,but all i do is focus on myself now and try anything that comes to mind that will make me learned and increase chances of being productive for myself and whatever i do.someone should help chime in with actual advice pls.
i want to be able to enjoy making money as much as i spend it in this modern world of work>kids>death since ia ctually do want to live a comfy life with kids of my own

>>6783182

come on mayn

do you go to uni? highschool? if u got a sense of humor and interests (you must do, you're on /fa/) you've got all it takes

go get em u gigantic faggot

>>6780479
this guy has no chin at all and he still gets mad pussy

do something with your life bitch nigga

>>6783182
youre self doubt is killing you m8,youre chaining yourself i hope that changes
>>6783209
i honestly wish good fortunes for you man

>>6783165
By trying you're already one-upping your peers. The only way to not become on of those other suckers is by trying. In my first year of college I had a classmate who was 25 years (also a dude in his 60's which was awesome), he did not give a fuck and lived live to the fullest, be that man.

>>6783219
You can clearly see he has a chin, he has no JAW you fucking retard, get it right.

>be 19 yo virgin
>go on omegle for some cheeky tits
>come across some qtp2t just my type
>start spazzing and shaking
>spaghetti all over my webcam
>she thinks Im cute
>asks for my skype
>we start skyping everynight
>find out she lives only 60 miles away
>wants me to come visit her
>tfw I told her Im 6ft and she said thats good she could never date anyone short
>mfw in reality im only 5ft9"

>tfw I have to hem jackets and sports coats when I buy them
>5'7''

>>6783276
presuming u r actually 5'9 barefoot u can probs pass, people irl lie so much im not sure most people actually know what 6ft is. i know dudes who are ~5'6 but say theyre 5'10 and ppl believe it Lol

wear roshes

>5'11"
>all my friends are taller than me
>on the bus and a girl in heels was just as tall as me
>she smiled at me (mockingly I presume)
>too short reach my mom's poison cabinet and just kill myself already

>>6783325
tfw

Is this a bad feels only thread? Because
>tfw people on sufu like the tart that I made
Is a good feel lel

>>6783321
average height here is 5ft10" and lots of dudes are over 6ft, im usually the shortest guy in the room

just measured myself Im 5ft8" barefoot

>tfw short legs

>>6783333
post tart and nice quads m8

>tfw my friends don't care about fashion
>tfw I dress /fa/ and I just get constant shit
>tfw I have no other friends that won't mock me
>tfw I'm too aspie to make new friends
>tfw sigh

>>6783344
stand upo for yourself if they contuinue thaen evaluate

>>6783351
Oh I do.

>You look so fucking gay anon.
>>I'm sorry my mum didn't dress me.
>Haha, you're such a faggot.

It's more a platonic giving each other shit. I think myself superior for dressing /fa/ and they visa-versa.

>>6783362
the way you write it seems the banter affects you
and they are passive aggressive esp with terrible answers like >Haha, you're such a faggot.

>>6783343
I can't be bothered just add me on sue phu
>strangeweatherYawn

>>6783263
>>6783219


he has a defined jaw and a chin you autists.

>lighting

2/10 for making me reply to both of your daft comments

>>6783376
sorry brah registered sf with old af yahoo email :(

>>6783383
May as well post it here and brighten up this thread.
>Freshly glazed fruit tart I made at culinary school
Look at all dat apricot glaze
Look at it
Tasty as fuck

>>6783344
>hey man you dress funny
>fuck you bitch gay nigger i'll fuck you in your anus hole opening

this solves the problem for me :))))))

>>6783390
is that wire shit edible?

>>6783433
>Is chocolate edible
What's wrong with you lel , I made that out of chocolate. Took a little while because you have to temper it and all this random shit then pipe it , then stop it from melting etc etc. Looks pretty though right?

>>6783390
m8 im dieting y u doing this to me
8/10 would eat and not shit

>>6783390
>would berry

>>6783362
you sound like you're a little bitch who can't muster up the courage to ditch stupid 'friends'.

>>6783468
m8 if you think that's good then you do not want to look at the sandwich I made when I was bored awhile ago.
>Garlic mayo
>Steak
>Crispy bacon
>Salad obvs
>Ham
>Toasted ciabatta
>And an egg
Oh look I included it in the post. Whoops ;333333

>tfw scared to get haircut because of terrible skin and don't want to be forced to look in the mirror
>tfw hair hasn't been cut in months and I wear a hat to keep it back from my face

>>6783490
>egg and meat in one sandwich
fuck
you
im closing tab grabbing a salad for my fat ass.i just went hungry

>tfw model-type chiseled jawline but huge jew nose :(

>>6783503
Forgot to mention the caramelized onions. Oh well.
>Tfw when i'm technically really good at cooking but at my current job I only get to cook really boring mexican food
O-one day i'll have a michelin star , r-right?

>>6783512
one day youll cook for me

>>6783333

shut the fuck up lel

lel lel hey guys le lel

shut up

>>6783490
>posting about sandwiches on /fa/
Hey I do this too sometimes :3
Keep up the good work, anon. That sandwich looks gr8 m8.

>>6783638
Haha just wasting some time before work m8e

>tfw growing hair long but hair is at an awkward length and I really want to cut it
>tfw need to start waxing my back and shoulders before they get too bad

>Family is German
>obvious Aryan / Scandinavian complexion
>blonde hair
>hair is so thick I can't push it back because it gets so helmet-ish
>would look perfect if i could push my hair back but i cant

>>6784052
you know you can use thinning scissors, or better yet get your barber/hairdresser to do it because you probably suck at things

>tfw 6'1" and really want to cop a pair of creepers but afraid you'll look weird wearing them

Should I, /fa/?

>be 22
>that guy that never talks in class in high school
>in grad school
>midterms
>stay up all night studying in cafe
>5 cups of coffee a day
>qt cashier at cafe
>she smiles at me a lot but feel it is just because I am a customer and not her overwhelming urge to feel my husband's buldge
>walking to dorm from class when I see her
>wearing full Rick with my hair in my face
>quickly look down
>I can smell the scent of her perfume as she approaches me
>soon her rick dunks come into sight
>"hey anon"
>you going for coffee aren't you
>y-yes
>I make the best coffee, even better than that cafe stuff
>come over to my dorm I will make you some, you have to try it
>o..okay
>feeling /fa/ as fuck walking around with her
>everyone mirin our Rick fits
>walk into her dorm
>minimalist and monochrome furniture reminisent of our fashion sense
>falling in love
>"how do you want the coffee anon?"
>b-black please
>drink her coffee
>it is amazingly bittersweet like I imagined the taste of her womb would introduce to my tongue
>she sits next to me
>"give me a taste anon"
>o-okay
>"not of the coffee, hehe"
>starts to caress my neck with her tongue
>I imagine the texture of her Rick skirt rubbing on my genitalia
>soon after my fantasies come to fruition
>I am immediately aroused
>overwhelming emotions take hold of us
>from inside islands formed like kidney stones that would find their way into her womb so that the pain from my loneliness would be felt among us in a passionate act of lust
>she would not have it
>she offers her anus
>I take it
>I transcend into a dimension where there is no weight nor thought
>I trust she is there with me
>all there is here is bliss
>I wake the next morning
>she is beside me
>she glows like the moon
>her eyes reminiscent of that place we traveled
>"You have a great dick anon"
>y-you too
>no words in our lexicon could conjure into sound what should had been said next
>this saddened me deeply
>she knew it as well
>we both parted

>>6784115
>get some creepers
>I wish these were prada creepers
>walking around from class to class
>notice bitches be mirrin ma shoes
>tfw gay

>>6784149
>22
>in high school

are you a retard m8?

>>6780344
>tfw 5'1"
unless you're a girl or a trap, why are you even on this board?

>>6782344

>4'11"
>perfect proportions

>>6782344
To be fair both would look better if they were shorter and karlie just has fucked up hips.

>>6784225
I'm not sure if you're joking, but I like that a lot
I'm also 5'6" so 4'11" is absolutely perfect for me. Tall girls are hot too though if they aren't giraffe mode

>>6784149
>wearing full Rick with my hair in my face
holy shit that's me
feeling hard on this one

>>6782321
i'm 6'0 and love all hights
qt short girls and model tier women that are taller than me
as long as they are skinny and /fa/

>buy some levi 508's
>fit okay

the end.

basic bitches allowed, right?

>>6784081
This this this do it

>>6782321
>>6782330
Forever searching for that qt redhead 6'0" gf

>>6784510
then stop searching online and look IRL

>>6784149
>>everyone mirin our Rick fits

this is really what /fa/ believes?

>>6783219
he's a fucking musician though, pussy is part of the contract

>>6783215
>if u got a sense of humor and interests (you must do, you're on /fa/)
you say that like it's not a joke
lel

>>6784149
m8 my fucking sides

>>6784149
>I transcend into a dimension where there is no weight nor thought
that's pretty nxylvl m8

>>6784515
It's satirical you fucking pleb

>tfw hooking up with 6'1 shauttie on the reg.

watching a movie with her on wednesday.

will also try and finger fuck her.

>>6784882
you will watch a film and try to fingerbang her, fuck.

>tfw size 14 feet
>never know whether to cop boots because they might look like clown shoes
>no one posts fit pics in my size so i have nothing to go on

iron rangers, chippewa apache, ll bean katahdin

what 2 fuckin cop

>>6784901
not sure if youre mocking me but yeah its kinda juvenille but idc.

i missed out on that shit in high school bc i was a lil autistic bitch when it came to girls. well up until my senior year

>>6784903
General consenus is that iron ranger look like clown shoes on big feet something about a large toebox. Wolverine 1000 miles are the alternative.

>tfw acne never quite gone

>>6780368
>Got rid of Acne
>Dress better
>Try my best to have a good posture
>Basically trying to be the best I can be
>tfw I am still average at most

Why can't I be Model Tier /fa/?
fucking mouth breathing

>tfw live in texas
>tfw it's 100F every fucking day on into forever

>>6784970

1000 miles are also way over my budget. :(

>>6784977
>Got rid of Acne

How? I have tried so many things but nothing really helps. Plus I got a decent amount of scars.

>>6784989
that feel
Thats a bad feel.

>>6784149
cringe worthy

>>6784998

Veltin. (possibly with minocycline pills, too).

Accutane is nuclear option.

>>6781659
post a pic

>be in airport
>be black
>walking toward security
>see this un/fa/ white boy with yeezy 2s
>im fucking jumping on couches in my head but stay cool because ive never seen them irl
>i say "I nice Yeezy's.."
>he says "Wha-What?!"
>this motherfucker is like why is the dark skin motherfucker talking to the master race and shit
>so i say again "I like your shoes."
>he just looks at me and goes back to repacking his luggage
>i walk away

cant believe that home boy just played a nigga like that

>>6785355
he was probably more like "why is the fuccboi motherfucker talking to the master race and shit"

>>6784998
Accutane. That really is the only, guaranteed way. It'll split you lips in half, give you terrible dandruff, and my your skin irritable for 6 months, but within about a year about 90 percent of your acne will be gone forever. It was the best choice I ever made.

>tfw ginormous goddamn head

>>6782150
Accutane for low to moderate acne?

Are you retarded?

>tfw got some shoes today I really like but have no idea what to wear them with
>tfw shaved and look better
Feel pretty good

>>6785368
i belieee dat mane

>>6780368
just keep washing your face, eating healthy/drinking more water and changing your pillow sheets weekly and it'll settle down eventually, you can't fight hormones bro

>>6784979

>live in midland
>might get beat up for wearing rick

oh boy

>grow hair out since March
>~4.5 inches long, ridiculous volume (thank you based genetics)
>homely girl I live with giving me shit all the time b/c she thinks it's too long
>get it cut, standard short-back-and-sides
>3 hours after haircut
> coffee with 5'11" hepburn-tier qt I've been chatting up
>"Awwww I can't believe you got your hair cut. I always wanted to run my fingers through it"

should I shave /fa/?

>>6786077
i'm sorry anon

>>6783059
>Been messing around with lifting for a month but already showing well
does this seriously fly on /fa/?
i mean, i get that you guys are all hungry skeletons and this guy is kinda tall but anyone from /fit/ will tell you even noob gains dont show up significantly in 4 weeks

>>6786077

>listening to grill's advice on fashion

serves u right m8

>>6786077
Swayed so easily by others... it's pathetic

>>6788583
>>6787980
This, long hair either takes character, or blatant ignorance of what other people think of you.
>>6787980
Also, try to avoid doing this in the future. Girls don't know what they want, and even if one does, she's not speaking for all of them.

>tfw will never take Jeff's cock into my tight pussy while I feel his amazing abs and pecs
;_;

>tfw 6'1
>Happy with height, tall but not too tall.
>tfw see someone who is 6'4

Fuck man. You always want more, dont you?

>>6790070

JEFF


PLS

>>6791173
>you will never motorbike a 10/10

>>6791310
u mean
>you'll never be jeff

>>6784246
I wasn't. I adore shorties.

>>6791310
tf : (

>tfw 5' 6"
>korean
>ugly
>alcohol allergy
Fuck my life

>>6791359
>alcohol allergy
god hates you

>>6791369
Yes he does

>>6782520
oi m8 chill out you raging homo

>>6791359
>>alcohol allergy

what happens if you drink?

>>6791328
holy shit son what happened to the root of your nose? it looks like someone took an ax to your malleable fetus bosy and chiped out a third of your nose and left you with a nose underbite

>>6794121
face gets red im assuming
asian glow

>>6795224
wat

my face gets red af whenever I do any drugs

>>6795250
im viet and when i drink my face gets red af
its because like asians lack the enzymes to digest it or w/e most asians get red af

i successfully pulled of black pants with a brown belt and boots today. got lots of compliments.

>>6784510
I saw a 5'11 qt redhead today, close enough.

>>6784149
>>"You have a great dick anon"
>>y-you too
mysides.jpg

bump

>>6795224

I have an asian friend who takes these tablets he gets from the pharmacy which prevents his face from getting red when he drinks.

I don't really know what they're called, but yeah.

>>6780440
>tfw never had a gf

I want to die

>tfw 6'4 with horrible proportions
>tfw nothing compliments me aesthetically
>tfw i don't bother dressing /fa/ because it would end up looking ugly on me

>6'4''
>skinny faggot
>narrow hanging shoulders
I hate being a lanky faggot

>>6802650
It isnt that hard honestly? Just dont be a pussy? You like femanine girls right? Well femanine girls like masculine guys? So act like. Guy, boom problem solved

>tfw you bought size 34 raw denim because your thighs are big but they ended up being big large mchuge and ended up wearing size 29 skinnies

>tfw 5'6"
>tfw button up shirts are too fucking long even in XS
>tfw I'm not actually /fa/
>tfw I just wear t shirts and jeans
>tfw I'm getting fatter and my raw denim hasn't faded yet
>tfw wasted money on naked and famous x oni
>tfw no money

>>6802727
Lol i saw your thread the other day man. Sorry bout that, guess its time to cut!

>>6802743
that wasn't me

>>6802739
Okay, why not buy shirts that fit shoulder wise and... TAKE THEM TO A TAILOR. I know... Revolutionary.

>listen to grimes
>think she's a qt
>she has a lisp
>listen to her more and more
>watch nardwuar interview
>"HO MY GOD"


i'm repulsed

>>6802752
Another guy must be in the same situation then

>New cops in the post were supposed to arrive today
>It's 3:00pm and it doesn't look like they'll get here until Monday now
>Going away on Sunday for two weeks to see family
>tfw spending 2 weeks in another state knowing your Damir is waiting at the post office

>be me
>asian, 5'9"
>live in asian-populated town
>feel good about my height, since i'm average or taller than most here
>one day in downtown, walking around
>pass group of three white guys
>all three are almost two heads taller than me; my face was level with their chest
>from that day on realize i truly am a manlet in the grand scheme of things

>>6782371
That actually makes sense. You have a power complex, and fucking a midget is the right ol' cure for that.

>>6785066
I tried minocycline. Now I have a liver disease.

>>6802966
below 6 feet
>lol manlet who feels intimidated by tall women
over 6 feet
>lol power complex, and fucking a midget is the right ol' cure for that.

>>6790070
>tight

>>6795267
It's the opposite. You process alcohol so much faster that the side-products have enough time to accumulate and cause redness.

How can I stretch myself from 5'11.5 to 6', please halp!

>6'0
people will always assume I'm boosting ;_;

>tfw skeleton mode with tiny bones
i cant even fill out girls 00 and i really like wearing skinnys so fuck it anyways but really buying clothes that fit is impossible

>>6803004

You are both right. Wrong over active enyzme breaks down alcohol into a different form = redness and other shit. Can't get drunk, bummer.

Fuck you OP, I'm 5'1" and I'm a dude.

Someone please hold me T__T

>>6803214

I would want to, but I'd have to bend over...Nerd.

6"3 here

>see folk cardigan on ebay
>start building it up in my mind and pumping myself up as time draws closer to end of auction
>bidding ends during a class
>bring laptop to class to bid
>start dicking around on the internet 40 minutes before end of auction
>30 seconds left
>go on ebay
>laptop inexplicably powers off without warning as I'm typing in my bid
>later found out it sold for $20 less than my max bid

This happened 4 days ago and every time i think about it I fall into a foul mood.