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6766914 No.6766914 [Reply] [Original]

>happen to be a metalhead, sorta.
>make a friend
>he's really eager to get into the whole metal thing and tries to dress and look accordingly
>buzzcut with mullet, thick-rimmed glasses, "gothic" graphic tees and plain blue jeans, plus occasionally a black doublet with straps and a trilby
>calls it "metal"

Guys, how can I tell him he dresses like a total sperg without hurting his feelings? He's a great guy apart from that shit, very serious, but it's just a sad thing to behold. How can I make him understand the basics of the metalhead dress code?

How do you deal with friends who dress like dorks but aren't aware of it?

>> No.6766920

>>6766914
>How do you deal with friends who dress like dorks but aren't aware of it?
I be their friend. Fashion is a journey to be undertaken alone.

>> No.6768337
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Holy shit. Do not tolerate this absolute idiot tier crap. If you are a real friend you will help him. I see this "gawthic metal" autists all the time where I live and it's making me go blind.

Tell him to get some black Levi 511 jeans, some monochromatic shirts, u-neck preferably, if he insists on graphic tees then get some stuff from Actual Pain, shop with asian stereotypes(pic related) or KILLSTAR clothing and some solid black converse hightops or oxblood or solid black doc martens.

>> No.6768348

I guarantee you those gothic designs will be in soon

If worn with other colourful clothes they could act as an interesting contrast. I quite like them but obviously you couldn't wear them with any other black clothes.

>> No.6768350

>>6766920
don't you want a sick crew to roll around with though?

>> No.6768352
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You can also show him some "street goth" fits and he might get inspired to stop dressing like an absolute autist.

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>> No.6768385

>>6768348
yeah this shit reminds me of wolf shirts that now sell at uo for 40 bux lmao

>> No.6768391
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6768391

>>6768348
You better be joking nigger. Spiral graphic tees were, are and will be hideous shit. They are uninspired faux edgy pleb shirts marketed to beta 14 year olds that think Cradle of Filth is the deepest music ever.

"Edgy" graphic tees can be totally /fa/(pic related) but not like OP's pic. That shirt is a total eyesore.

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>> No.6768398
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lel

>> No.6768407
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>> No.6768413

>>6768398
that's an awesome shirt!

w2c

>> No.6768416

>>6768413
KILLSTAR clothing

>> No.6768420

>>6768391
>"Edgy" graphic tees can be totally /fa/(pic related)
>(pic related)
hahahahhahahhahathe
the only 'edgy' shirts that look good are black metal shirts and some actual pain ones

>> No.6768423

>>6768391
i hope you aren't implying that yr pic is /fa/
god

>> No.6768426

>>6768416
ya, i googled it

thanks, friend :^)

>> No.6768427

>>6768407
>>6768398
>>6768395
>>6768391
this shit is like actual pain but waaaay worse

>> No.6768429

>>6768420
>monochromatic black metal shirts look good
>monochromatic satanic 'murrican flag looks bad

classic /fa/

>> No.6768434

>>6768429
dude are you autistic?
that flag tee looks worse than shit you see it zara

>> No.6768437
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6768437

>>6768427
yeah actual pain puts out some gems every once in a while but that shit is just unforgivable

>> No.6768441

>>6768437
nah actual pain is gash too but slightly less gash

>> No.6768442

>>6768429
>thinking either of them look good

>> No.6768444
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6768444

>>6768429
are you seriously implying that shit like this looks worse than that zumiez-ass brand you're jocking?

>> No.6768446
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>>6768434
What the fuck is wrong with it and how could something like a Mayhem or an Immortal shirt be better?

>> No.6768454

>>6768444
>444
trips, nice

i ordered that 'subtly ironic' Joy Division rip off shirt... thanks for the help /fa/!

what pants to wear with it

>> No.6768457
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>>6768444
HAHAHAHA Holy shit. Are you serious? When you said black metal shirt I thought you mean something like this. Why on earth would you want some dude in cheesy corpse paint on your chest?

Good band tho'.

>> No.6768460

>>6768437
That shirt is pretty gang w2c

>> No.6768467

>>6768446
i can't describe it to you but you obviously have to sense of style, it's cool, you'll learn one day

>> No.6768471
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6768471

Possibly decent design.

>> No.6768472

>>6768460
It actually looks like some sixpack france gear and they are /fa/ as fuck

>> No.6768477
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6768477

>>6768467

>> No.6768475

>>6768460
actual pain but im p sure its sold out

>>6768457
because shit like that looks good when you're attractive enough to pull it off
marduk is like the good charlotte of black metal and that shit looks much worse lmao

>> No.6768476

>>6768471
awful

>> No.6768479

>>6768477
lol
definite spectrum

>> No.6768487

>>6768471
no this is fucking ugly and im the dude who's all about bm shirts

if you want an idea of good metal/punk aesthetics, this girl's got a fantastic style- http://slowgait.tumblr.com/

>> No.6768488
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6768488

I almost like this one. What do you guys think?

>> No.6768490

>>6768477
that's not how aesthetics work u autist
your weak understanding of 'scientific' logic doesnt apply to everything sry

>> No.6768492

Just show him cooler stuff and ask what he thinks about it

>> No.6768497

>>6768488
decent, mayhem's logo is honestly just pretty ugly though even though i like em a lot
just go w a classic bathory shirt or something

>> No.6768502
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6768502

Keep telling yourself that newfriend.

>> No.6768508
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6768508

hmmmmm.... nah....

>> No.6768511
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6768511

Vertical lines... make me look thinner...

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>>6768508
ap used to have good shit but now they have like 3 good shirts lmao

>> No.6768532
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Guys... I think I just found the ultimate goth neckbeard shirt...

>> No.6768555
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6768555

Ignore the fat older sister model. On a decent shirt would this print be nice?

>> No.6768574

>>6768555
No

>> No.6768577

>>6768555
yo that looks good, got dat medieval woodcut aesthetic
rule of thumb for shit like this is it should have some actual artistic value instead of just looking like some brootal shit slapped together in illustrator by some sweaty dude. shouldn't be that difficult to grasp but clearly some people in this thread have problems with it

>> No.6768586

>>6768577
You're wrong it looks awful
>Using photoshop to create a rustic/analog effect on a design
It actually doesn't get more pleb than this

>> No.6768593

>>6768586
lmao i still think the back looks good but i looked up the front of the shirt and wtf
dude do you even know that there's a band called bathory or did you just pick the first 'bathory' shirt you found

>> No.6768595
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6768595

i want to get this printed in white on a plain black tee would be p swag

>> No.6768614

>>6768595
but theres already shirts of that

>> No.6768608

>>6768593
No, I actually wanted to find a shirt with THE actual Queen Bathory's seal on it because I is cultured.

>> No.6768613

>>6768593
The thing is the back actually doesn't look good, you seem to have a better idea than most people ITT but that print is still just a total bullshit cash-in design.

Instead of having 'some artistic merit' people should buy t shirts with actual artwork on them, done by actual artists and illustrators, there's so much of it which makes it infuriating that plebs buy retarded symbolism shit that took like 20 minutes for some faggot to make.

>> No.6768621

>>6768614
yeah but they all suck

>> No.6768627

>>6768488
i can fuck with it

>> No.6768630
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6768630

not metal but this is the goat edgy band design for a t shirt

>> No.6768631
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6768631

am i metwal?

>> No.6768674

Can anyone that hasn't hair past their nipples please leave this thread and stop calling your edgy shit "metal"?

>> No.6768678

>>6768674
lol

>> No.6768843

>>6768631
youre a total fuccboi, why are you even on /fa/ ugly neckbeard.
>leather jacket
top kek

>> No.6768839
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6768839

>>6768630
Yeah Swans are fucking cool.
Been thinking about copping this

>> No.6768936

>>6768839
shit, w2c??

>> No.6768941

>>6768936
please dont buy them all
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/swans-art-rock-noise-punk-festival-t-shirt-grey-s-xxxl-/161076008160

>> No.6768953

>>6768941
cheers pal

>> No.6769051
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>>6768337
>if he insists on graphic tees then get some stuff from Actual Pain, shop with asian stereotypes(pic related) or KILLSTAR clothing

>> No.6769061

>>6768352
>implying that shit isn't autistic as fuck

>> No.6769083

>>6768475
>marduk is like the good charlotte of black metal
But Marduk are great.

>> No.6769136
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i bought this the other day for like 20quid, is actual pain really that bad?

>> No.6769224
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>>6769051
look man, it's leagues better than what his friend wears now.

>> No.6770118

>>6769083
Every song they make sounds exactly the same, the production is generic as hell and sounds the same as every other abyss studios band, lyrics were written by a 12 year old being forced to go to church. They're black metal for people who don't listen to it (although their first album was cool).
There are way better black metal bands out there such as Niden Div 187, Frozen Shadows, Zyklon-B and Mysticum
Niden Div. 187, Zyklon-B