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What should I wear if I want to fuck this virgin Christian girl in my Calc class?

What kinds of clothes would make her hot and bothered, and ready to slob my weiner?

>> No.6739206

>>6739190

Wear what ever the fuck you want, damn. /fa/ has had some annoyingly common sence type question this whole week.

>> No.6739200

>>6739190
what's she like? is pic related?

>> No.6739209

just say you half black nigga and u good to go


we all know she just wants to disappoint her daddy

>> No.6739211

>>6739200
i don't think very Christian girls dress like OP's pic

>> No.6739219
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6739219

>walk in looking like this
>suddenly, wet bitches everywhere
>your christian bitch will prolly be one of them

easy

>> No.6739221

A shirt with satan written on it

>> No.6739226

>>6739219
>implying you will get girls looking like this

>> No.6739267
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6739267

>>6739219

>> No.6739313
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6739313

>>6739190
She's Lacoste chick.

>> No.6739318

>>6739190
tatts, religious gurlz love the scarcifications and le edgy drawings on your skin
them tattz got the vags wet

>> No.6739335
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6739335

>>6739267
>>6739226

Right m80, and I'm sure the whores open their legs as soon as they see your fake geobaskets and layered black sheets

grow up

>> No.6739347

>>6739190
Yo should probably wear nothing. Most people fuck naked. And don't do it in the classroom silly.

>> No.6739357

>>6739335
those clothes are shit
are you asking OP to look more attractive
will u post a picture of urself i want to see how grown up and hot you are

>> No.6739393
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6739393

>>6739357

>shit

top kek

this shit costs more than you make in a year fuccboi

put on a trip so I can filter you

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6739400

>>6739190
On a somewhat related note, what does it feel like to cum inside of a grill?

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6739416

>>6739400

>> No.6739427

>>6739393
so are u telling me this is a real pro tip on how to look hot to sheltered religious gurlz?
is this really what wimmin want?
So they are looking for a metrosexualo dude who wishes he lived in new york or L.A. but lives in the midwest, reads gq have a big ass suv and a brand new porsche?

>> No.6739428

>>6739335
>>6739393
It's like it's the opposite of goofninja.

>> No.6739434

>>6739393
>this shit costs more than you make in a year fuccboi
i dont give a damn the jacket especially looks like some shitty JC Penny design for wanna-be hip middle aged men

>> No.6739441
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6739441

>>6739434

Stay delusional you fucking pleb

>>6739427

They want someone who looks like money fuccboi.

>> No.6739457

>>6739441
>delusional
>worshiping name brand
fuccboy, more money =/= more fashinable
fucking autist

>> No.6739464

OP is trolling himself here. Wear whatever the fuck you want.

>Every Christian girl has the same exact taste

Most of them are whores on the low to be quite honest.

>> No.6739483
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6739483

>>6739457

>implying you don't spread your anus for dick owens and the other shit /fa/glords like
>not wanting to wear the finest garments you can afford
>being uncomfortable in poorly constructed trend clothes (_____ninja) purely for the sake of looking 'fashionable' to the 1% of the population that even understand the point of what you're wearing
>calling someone else autist

die in a fire

>> No.6739487

>>6739441
>They want someone who looks like money

What a total fuccboi

I'm pretty sure thats what liberal vegan girls, valley gurlzz and asian wimin want.

>> No.6739505

>>6739464
The super religous girl of my highschool class (the stereotypical one who post bible verses and has it listed as her favorite book on facebook) must have sucked 15 dicks (realistically) the last half of senior year. Mine was one of the first, so shit was cash)

>> No.6739515
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6739515

>>6739487

No, conservative women want someone who looks like he can support a family. i.e. not unwashed skinnyfuck college kid # 102, 283, 292 wearing a bedsheet and velcro shoes to class

>> No.6739528

>>6739483
I don't wear dick owens, too fuccboy for me.
I do want expensive clothes but not retarded expensive, I limit myself but do have nice things.
I'm very comfortable in my clothes
Nope
Yep
Stay autist, making stuff up to justify being a huge faggot

>2009
>"die in a fire"
hows eigth grade going, bud?

>> No.6739536

>>6739515
yeah sure
that's why they run with them broke ass personal trainers or juan the pool cleaner once they get the divorce.

>> No.6739541
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6739541

>>6739528

lel, confirmed for old navy and vans erryday

I bet you've never even been fitted for a suit

>> No.6739547

>>6739536

>2013
>not having a prenup

shiggity

>> No.6739559

>>6739541
>Still making stuff up
jesus fuck your beyond autist

>> No.6739562

>>6739190
Just wear anything even remotely edgy, being slightly more edgy/mysterious than every other guy in the class is the way to go

them uptight hoes love that shit.

>> No.6739569

>>6739541
LEL xD TROLL POST MOAR 4 teh wINNZZ!!!!! XDXD

Fuck off you fedora faggot.

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6739580

>>6739569

>generic insults

I know you can do better than that anon

>>6739559

lel post a fit then fuccboi

>> No.6739594

>>6739580
>generic insults
>using generic insults
I'm done

see:
>>6739483
>>6739541
for god tier generic insults

>> No.6739598

>>6739580
Lol you lost m8

>> No.6739600

>>6739580
Holy shit, this is comedy gold.

I'd like to meet you IRL anon, please, I'll shake your hand and give you a hundred.

>> No.6739608

>>6739580
kill yourself

>> No.6739633
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6739633

>>6739594
>>6739598
>>6739600
>>6739608

at the end of the day, I still look great, pull bitches, and generally succeed at life. you guys shitpost on an anonymous image board.

still waiting on the fit. maybe post a model or something so I can laugh at you

>> No.6739637

>>6739190
Clean cut, mysterious. Be yourself anon.

>>6739580
I lol'd, please leave chan.

>> No.6739648

>>6739633
>"you guys shitpost"
>is only shitposter
we are reply to your posts of shit

Awesome for you anon, acting like a 15 y/o doesn't sell your case though bro.

>> No.6739671

>>6739190
Dress like you don't know shit about fashion. Be good at sports. Seriously. Christian girls have shit taste, even and especially the stylish ones.

>> No.6739685

>>6739633
*tips fedora*

i love le suits xD barney stinson!

>> No.6739751
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6739751

>>6739400
I rarely cum during sex, and have only cummed twice inside girls (but I was wearing a rubber so I'm not sure if this counts)
But my God, it is fantastic. My hips thrust faster and I lose nearly all sense of the outside world and my lips part (maybe followed by moaning, I'm not sure I am usually stoic) and I become one with the fucking universe.
I suspect people do drugs and fall into addiction to achieve this feeling where you are no longer aware of the absurd
It is brilliant.
pic related
>mfw cumming in her

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6740012

>women