/fa/ - Fashion

should have just said nice geos even if they were fake. then mayb ud b eatin her pussy

>>6703293

What the fuck were you thinking

>>6703351
I d-dunno

>Saturday
>my friends are ignoring me
>my cousins are ignoring me
>go to a sex club I heard about when I was 16 and a heavy craigslist browser
>ride my bike to and from transit, locking it up near the sex club
>inside I immediately a fat naked man and notice a wealth of transsexuals
>less than 10 minutes in I'm getting a blowjob from a mexican tranny
>more blowjobs throughout the night though I never cum
>make out with one black girl outside but don't get to fuck with her because they won't let her back in, apparently she puked inside
>leave back to transit feeling kind of odd
>waiting for it to open at 6am and people are looking at me weird, I hear a couple talking about me saying something about lipstick
>I make it back to my house at 7 or so and look in the mirror
>it looks like I have lipstick on

>>6703356
Oh and my bike was stolen

>>6703365
dead

>>6703279
don't worry op, you are now in the club with us!
they will never understand us bro
fucking plebs buying fake shit lel
>>6703293
*grabs by throat*
shut up you fucking pleb

>>6703356
hoping this didn't happen, sounds like a shit night

>>6703279
>qts look at me
>as soon as I notice I look away quickly out of embarrassment
>everyday

Sometimes it happens the other way around, I see a qt looking and as soon as I make eye contact she quickly looks down.

I have no idea what it means

>monday
>plan to go the city with my sick fits cause I looked really good in them, and fuck, it was awesome
>ready
>look in the mirror
>"Wow I look like such a faggot I should just give up"
>take a shower
>get in shorts and shirt
>play video games all day and don't go outside once.

I should just give up.

>>6703356
pls be in chicago

>>6703399
where do you live?

just remember that you may look like shit to this board but your probably miles ahead of the people in the city unless its like SOHO or london

>>6703399
Sadness is safety.

>>6703422
>london

top lel

99.9% of them think tracksuits are appropriate attire for any sort of event

>>6703356
>chick barfs
>you make out with her
good choice, dumbass

Alright, if we must
I have nothing /fa/ related but i'll give you beta

>Be 16 years old
>Wait for girl to break up with her boyfriend for a year
>Never realize how unnattractive, bitchy, and un/fa/ she was
>Breaks up with her boyfriend
>Shit, finally
>Go after her like a mad dog for a month or so
>Tell her i like her, tells me she likes me
>Everything goes well, we hang out, seems like it's gonna work out
>See her at school making out with some guy (apparent new bf)
>Never confront or talk to her again
>Act awkward for the remainder of grade 11

Of course the following year i realized all of this and became anonfag and never relived shit like that

>>6703399
come on man, i bet your fits were gnarly

>>6703305
w2c shirt

>>6703554

b&

>>6703374
I mean I've had worse nights. The traps were goodlooking at least

>>6703415
This was in the great god fearing city of san francisco

>>6703471
I found out after the fact

>>6703399
Fuck I've been there
Best policy is to take a drink and go on an odyssey

It helps if you've been hanging out with people around that time

>on the bus
>feeling extra confident cause everyone else on the bus looks like shit compared to you
>happy
>the bus stops
>that guy gets on
>dressed ten times better than you
>obviously is more alpha than you
>has better facial composition then you
>sits down near you
>end up staring at him for the rest of the bus ride trying to figure out w2c his fit
>hope people don't see this and assume i'm gay
>he gets off
>depressed for rest of bus ride
every day
literally every day

>>6703628
sorry brah i'll try and tone down my genetics

>>6703645
please don't i need someone to look up to

>don't like basic bitches so constantly, subtly making jokes about their clothes or insulting them
>see a bad bitch
>too anxious to talk

jesus....

>>6703653
you're beautiful
>no homo

>>6703673

iktf

anytime i see a grill that's actually dressed well i just don't know how to react

>>6703673
>date nothing but basic bitches
>one of them is sexually aggressive
>my fetish
>she's way too basic to be sexually intimidating to me
>tfw will never get the balls to go for bad bitches

>wear some pants
>bottom is rolled up cause #jap
>overhear girl ask some other dude 'is anon gay?'

>>6703698
it's okay
one day there will be a girl who instead will ask 'is anon single?'

>>6703691
just say hi i like ur clothes
now that you have this knowledge u can really live lyfe

>>6703423
Huh. I've known this. I've never articulated it before though. Thanks.

- a sad person becoming happy

>>6703566
No seriously does anyone know w2c? Or atleast identify? I can't remember if it is givenchy or not

>>6703575
it's clearly a story from when i was 16 years old

>>6703714

>"h-hi i like your ricky owens, can i pls have sex now?"

>Get dressed, looking good, feeling great
>Go to work, look like shit by end of day
>Cute intern giving a presentation in an hour, want her number
>Want to go home and shower, still more work to do, can't shower
>Look like shit but don't care and charm the shit out of her and get her number anyway

Well shit guys I tried but I guess I'm not very good at this.

>>6703437
London is a lot larger than Hackney and Brixton you dumb cunt.

>>6703730
>see fuccgirl
>sneak up quietly
>ask "w2c jacket"
>turns around
>laughs
>punches me in the faces
>turns me over
>whispers in ear "shit fit get sruli rekt"
>proceeds to penetrate me with her stilleto
this is my fetish

>>6703713
Awh aren't you a qt 3.14 :3 ^.^

>>6703388
maintain the eye contact, keep a straight calm face, then after a slight pause give her a bit of a smile

>>6703423
hello darkness my old friend

>>6703745
I don't understand the point of these maymay spouting fake greentext stories retarded af

>>6703767
Nah you just smile straight away, brush it off and then look back up. If she's still looking you start swagging like Jaden Smith and do the Justin Bieber dinosaur trot, you'll hear the waves crashing in between her legs while you walk over trust son.

>>6703772
Gotta listen to them now.

>>6703783
like hello

>>6703745

Does Sruli even know about /fa/? He has to by now. I mean, Kanye fucking does

>>6703789
post kanye acknowledgement

>>6703789
>Kanye fucking does
source

>>6703792

It's blatantly obvious Kanye is aware of 4chan in general and /mu/. He even bought a Sruli umbrella/brass knuckles combo. I'm not saying he checks here daily, I'm just saying he's aware of the site and probably checks in

>>6703792
he posts fits all the time

>>6703802
/fa/ isn't as important as you think it is, even if he saw it once he prolly didn't come back

he has stylists

>>6703811
His stylists don't use /fa/.

>>6703802
>what if the last anon who insulted your fit or your taste
>was Kanye West

>>6703817
never said they did but ok lol

>>6703305
fuck you guys still w2c shirt

>>6703827
ur moms chest hair
>>6703821
Weezy gun write a song bout his fit gettin' slept on

>>6703811

Not saying it is, banana, but let's be frank, most of the other "fashion" forums on the internet lack a certain ... humor. Flair. Uniqueness. I'm just arguing he's aware of /fa/. Celebrities don't exist in bubbles, they do have internet access and do check often to see what's being said about them because, at least in Kanye's case, he's a raging narcissist

Also I don't think he has a stylist...I mean look at him. He's clearly on his own track

>>6703773
>What is absurd humor?

>>6703847
I guess, but there's always KTT for that, right?

It_is_a_mystery.jpg though

>>6703847
I'm tempted to agree that he doesn't have stylists. Not because I have any knowledge of whether he does, but, come on: do you think someone could tell Kanye West what to wear? The guy thinks he's a fucking god, and a stylish one, too. I seriously doubt he's letting someone else dictate his clothes.

>see qt in near proximity inside store
>i wanna talk to her
>b-but what do i say?
>walk and stand around so i don't lose sight of her as i think of how cute she is
>sometimes looks over at me
>either thinks:
>(a) she thinks im a qt 2
>(b) why is he staring at me..
>she leaves store
>i leave store shortly afterward
>going home
>oh! I could have said this this this
>sad face :(
>go home and masturbate

happens more than once too.

>>6703858
also i would assume he at least has an advisor
his image is worth the investment afterall

>>6703858
imagine if you were kanye

why the fuck would you want to talk to your fans

I mean he's way too good for that right

>>6703856

Exactly. He's obsessed with the same shit /fa/ is obsessed with, he doesn't look good in it and doesn't care. 4chan isn't exactly a SUPER SEKRET SHHH DON'T TELL ANY1 website and I remember reading that he needs to have internet access at all times, so clearly ... CLEARLY, by logical reasoning he did stumble upon here at some point. Maybe banana's right and he left immediately, but my argument is (hypothetically) he stops back to see what "them crazy fucking kids" are looking at. He certainly dresses like a black gothninja

>>6703872
and theoretically he would never allude to it because every KTT user would flock to /fa/ to get his attention. if he's aware of board culture at all, he doesn't want them coming here any more than we do

>>6703872
He has/had great fits tho.

>>6703862
Approach my person, brother, that we may embrace.

>>6703869
Well not everyone is his fan
I suppose given his contacts he would eventually find someone
It could be possible he knows himself enough to dress given his exp. earned from his (failed?) designer stint

There's some 'high fashion' store I've been to in LA where they bought designer clothing and added their own accesories on them.
They had some Rick geos with crosses on them like that but with a lot more shit added too.
$3,400, so fucking comfy doe.

>>6703862

how do i talk to girls?

>>6703880

Exactly, I mean, no SINGLE celebrity of serious stature EVER scans the internet for shit about themselves? Right. I'm not going to get into namedropping and connections and bullshit no one will believe (former college friends, etc.), but A-list movie stars obsessively scan the internet for shit about themselves. It's true. The internet isn't like some dark weird world, it's on all our phones. They just don't talk about where they visit. And Kanye, thinking he's a christ-like deity, is no different. He's as obsessed with weird fucking clothes as we are.

>>6703869
Aye!
Kanye West is not a bad guy, I Know him very personally he is very professional and handles everything well. Deep down, under all of his ego and misconceptions of being an asshole. Hes a sensitive guy he wants to be left alone and he tries to mind his own business, Yes he has had many incidents that have made him look like an asshole but they are all to keep him relevant, and is he YES. We are clearly doing a good job if you feel the need to talk about him. Kanye does browse this board to see how his outfits have influenced yours, if they don`t he feels as if he needs to improve and thats what makes you guys admire him, he dresses for people like you.

>>6703856
He's also a stylist himself for some celebrities including Kim which is really fucking weird.

>>6703895
Chrome Hearts. You have to be a literal fucking rock star to pull that shit off though.

>>6703906
lol

>>6703904
Aye, knew it was a collab. Don't know much about Rick (not a big fan tbh) but I still know more than OP!
>>6703279
u fuked up sun

>>6703915

>>6703920
lol

>>6703916
Not a collab, they add shit onto it.

>>6703920
bruhh
he's even saging

>>6703932
dat then

>>6703920

Fuck you cunt

That's fucking banana, he has his own cobbler

>>6703942
omg

>think a qt might be checking me out
>"DONT LOOK AT HER DONT LOOK AT HER DONT LOOK AT HER"

Every time

>tfw meeting tinder gurl tomorrow
>tfw gonna fuck
>tfw gonna have feels because she's actually girlfriend material and i'd be her ideal boyfriend
>she's going to uni in 2 days

>>6703471
>he's never made out with a trashed chick after she paints the toilet

you just buy her a drink first m9 you dumb c8t

>tfw you cannot into approaching strangers

It's not a case of wanting to get their numbers or anything, I just want to say "hey dude nice outfit"

>>6704105
just say it who gives a fuck ur never gonna see him again

u just gotta get in that #yolo mindset bru

>>6704105
I almost said "Nice rags" to someone on the street because my brain was calculating the equivalent to "nice kicks" for an outfit

>>6704070
death grips is always so effortlessly /fa/. i wish i could achieve their state of enlightment

>walking back home from uni at midnight
>thursday, shouldn't be too bad
>not even bad except to REALLY trashed guys trying to ride street sweepers etc (maintenance do's got mad)
>see like 7 guys along the road vomiting right onto the footpath as the street cleaners just woosh by
lmfao was a really weird scene, was really quite apart from a heap of random people vomiting
>walk to uni next day
>dodging vomited crusted sidewalks and roads
feels p.beta i guess?

>>6704110

How do I cop that mindset though.

I've seriously been wondering that for ages. Should I just smoke weed to feel mellow as fuck all the time?

>>6704136
to=two

>>6704137
get crunk and listen to lil jon

>>6704137
realtalk i would just think about how nice they would feel after and how i'd just be denying them dem nice feels

p. cheesy but w/e it bcomes 2nd nature quick

>>6703906
thanks, ye

>>6704070
Write her handwritten letters, send her packages. You said earlier that the two of you had grown attached. Unless she's made it clear that ties are to be cut (how do people go through life like this?), keep yourself in her mind.
I mean, assuming she's worth it.

>>6704147
ehehehe send her a package b4 she leaves if u know what i mean

>>6704147
I really don't think people should try long distance relationships in college.
Yea it's "romantic" but lets be realistic about the odds, and the heartbreak that comes with the changes she and he are going to go through.

it will be hard, but the best move is to break it off, and maybe stay friends (if he can handle it).
let her do her thing, and he does his.

maybe there can be something in the future if she comes back, but for now its important to not wait around for it.

i'm speaking from personal experience, and also stuff i've witnessed my friends (both guys and girls) go through.

I also know how hard it is to break up with someone because of distance, and in general.
but it really is for the best.

>>6704169
u should be fucking bitchs and getting money until ur at least like 30

>>6704157
r u tryn 2 say giv her a penis

>>6704145

Good advice, thanks banana. You're one of the few cool namefags.

>>6704188
cheers
also ur spider is scary

nm i deleted my post.
i don't want to put that negativity out there.

i get sad thinking about how much people can change overnight.
"falling in love" really does make you go blind sometimes.

have fun and enjoy it while you can, and i hope everything works out.

>>6704185
yes

>>6704195

They're dope as fuck

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theridion_grallator

>>6704105
this is gonna sound dumb, but the answer is to just do it.

you just need to practice and laugh it off if you come off as awkward.
start by just walking around confidently and making friendly eye contact at people.

if you really make eye contact with people you'll see most of them are actually just as, or more, nervous than you.

and be honest when you give compliments.

>>6704204
oh
was wondering about the face

>last year
>trying to date this girl
>brings male friend (un/fa/) with us to go see a movie
>the whole entire time they talk and laugh
>they don't even watch the movie
>they talk about certain memories
>know that it's a boundary i can't talk into
>tried to enjoy movie at least
>couldn't because i wanted to get into the convo
>abruptly leave the theatre and drive home alone
>they married each other months later

>>6704227
fuck man
i did something similar once
>go to movies with group
>have 1 qt i like there
>sit on her left
>some other faggot I barely know sits on her other side
>throughout the movie they're talking and shit
>they're clearly getting along well
>get mad and leave
>walked home about 2 miles
>girl texts me next day 'why did you leave'
>don't respond because I gave up on her
>she also sends 'did i do something wrong? sorry'
haven't talked to her since that

>>6704147

thank you poet. I'll definitely test the waters tomorrow.

>>6704263

>did i do something wrong? sorry

tfw you know the situation is irreversible once someone sends that text

>>6704034
>walking down the street
>see qt in corner of my eye
>self conscious because im in a shitty outfit
>hold it, hold it, pretend to be interested in something else
>ok look at her just as your passing
>shes looking at me
>awwkwaaard silence.
>we pass
>she has some sort of smug smile on her face
Happened twice when i went biking at the park today. what was she smiling about? ehh...

>>6704263
You should tell her she didnt do anything wrong then just proceed to not talk to her too much so you can forget about her. at least then you don't seem like a little bitch who gets mad at silly things.

>>6704267
Good Luck!

>>6703821
oh shit
>>6704227
yeah
its cool tho when you relies your relationship would have been emotionally draining for both of you. i mean if that was you would you expect to be married within the year?

>come from poorfag family
>several years ago gran buys me a pair of distressed combat boots from River Island birthday
>at the time I couldn't afford any boots so they were the best it got
>was dating someone a lot richer than me
>wear those boots to meet the parents
>the mum sees my boots and says "They're lovely! Allsaints, right?"
>tfw just nod because I'm too embarrassed to let her know I couldn't even afford allsaints

>>6704463
Should say
>for my birthday

>>6703802
u still haven't posted any proof...

>>6704463
>>6704469
wut a plebian mom

>havent dated in 6 years
>friends stop asking if I have a gf
>always 3rd wheel
>consider asking out a girl if she even has a slightest of interest in talking to me
>never happens
>rationalize that I shouldn't even bother to ask anyone on a date let alone talk to them
>I'm not worth it, they would just laugh at me
>the cycle continues

>>6704552
ill date u bby

>>6703902
My phone doesn't have internet

(#rekt)

I wonder if Kanye West has ever laughed at any of my posts?

I wonder if i'm his favorite trip?

I wonder if he's ever felt inspired by my relationship advice?

im sure he has.
>you're welcome Kanye!
>please put Paul Wall on more songs.
>thanks

>>6704700
probably blocked u

>>6703713
this is some good motivation. thx dude

>try not to be a non-/fa/ subhuman
>read the sticky
>end up leaning towards hypewear (it suits my frame and environment)
>dont like dadcore
>find out anything that's not dadcore are the buttjoke of this board
>cant ask a single question without getting ridiculed
>haven't had my hair cut in months because no-one wants to help
>i just wanted to look better than average

>>6704997
>>haven't had my hair cut in months because no-one wants to help
what's wrong with you?

>>6705024
i-i dont know ;_;
>doesn't grow very fast anyway

Not exactly related to /fa, but it still makes me cringe every time I think about it.

>Be 14 or so, I don't know what grade that is in America, but a class/grade or two after primary/elementary school.
>Play guitar pretty well, only play acoustic.
>Have a crush on a qt 3.14 who's in the same class.
>Accidental artificial redhead, she was blonde and tried to dye her hair brown but fucked up.
>So you know, a good catch; smart girl.
>A friend of mine (who also plays guitar) hosts a party for the whole class at his home.
>I ask him If I can borrow his guitar at the party.
>Set up an elaborate plan to win the qts heart.
>No way she can say no to me now, right?
>An hour and a half or so into the party friend stops the music and I get the guitar out.
>Play a mean adaption of Your Hand In Mine by Explosions In The Sky for acoustic guitar.
>Afterwards "Can I have this dance?"
>We awkwardly slow-dance two meters apart for about a minute on a love song.
>Don't talk to her for the rest of the party because it was extremely obvious she didn't like me.

Enormous blow to my self-esteem, and didn't try anything with girls for at least a year or two, but at least I stopped being such a beta-faggot.

>>6705035

>actually thinking life is like a movie

at least u learned ur lesson

>>6703904
All of their stuff is rockstar tier?

I really like Chrome Hearts sunglasses. Is it /fa/?

>>6705033
pfft
i'll help u, m8
what's going on with ur head

>>6705035
>We awkwardly slow-dance two meters apart for about a minute on a love song.
oh god
im so sorry

>>6703279
>sweat every time i walk into a store

>>6703906
KIDF detected

>>6705035

Damn

>>6705052
It's really thick, timber brown and starts to gets wavy at medium length
>tried shaving the side but ended up unhappy with the result

>>6703365
>reading story, thought it was funny but didn't laugh
>oh and my bike was stolen

>dead

>>6704552
That fucking feel. I know it.

>be me
>not exactly /fa/ but muh style works too
>see attractive guys errywhere
>I get looks sometimes
>never dare to look back or smile
H..hold me /fa/

>>6705035
Oh man....
Wow.

>>6703628
Wow, this exact thing happened to me yesterday whilst shopping for be trainers.

>Be in city, in small hypebeast-esque store trying to buy the gpx roshes inb4 gay
> I have a pretty basic fit on, black long hoody, black jeans and my holos on.
>pretty confident ill be the best dressed there.
>Dude comes in with honestly a 10/10 streetwear fit, he looked amazing
>black Basic black hat, givenchy double layered hoodie, and black waxed denim in which I'm pretty sure had the most symmetrical and profound stacks I've ever seen, with some clean af Nike Air Max
>tfw his fit probably cost 1/4 mine
>tfw he looked 10x better than me and I was no longer looking at the sales dude in the eyes when he was talking to me, but just looking at the dudes fit
>tfw to beta too start a convo with him

>>6705067

Try just getting it thinned, and cut shorter on the top, than it'd look pretty nice. And if that doesn't work, you could even it all out and than style it from there? Just a suggestion, though a HY is always a timeless look.

>>6705097

>air max

stopped reading there

>>6703279
That's not being a beta, that's just being an asshole.

>>6705097
w2c a nice black long hoody

>>6705097
>tfw not baller enough to buy givenchy

>>6705042
Hahah that's probably the thought process that launched this horribly misguided string of events.
>>6705054
>>6705065
>>6705088
Heheh, writing it down does seem to have helped, this is the first time in 6 years I've laughed about it.

>>6705115
Rick

>>6705067
Your hair looks really dry so i'd do something about that? try washing with tea tree oil maybe? but darn I wish I had that volume/length of hair. Mine just stops growing after its gotten to a certain point (it feels like that). And I have no patience.

>>6704227
if you were trying to date her why did you bring someone else with you
i dont think it would have mattered though doesnt sound like she was right for you there are other fishes keep at it

>>6705097
>>6705097
do you ever think to yourself the fashionable people you look up to daily would never, have never currently don't browse /fa/, whether they know it exists or not?

I've lost confidence in /fa/ completely, no one can agree on any one thing except the most minimal clean cut shit that just makes you look like you're going to school or something.

>year ago
>Just discovered fa and feel self conscious
>still wearing the same clothes my mom bought me when i was in highschool
>go to clothes store for the first time
>grab some jeans to try out
>going to the changin room when someone stopped me
>`you do know those are women's jeans, right?'

I ended up buying those jeans pretending they were a present for my fake gf.

>>6705194
posts like this make me feel less beta even at my most beta.
they knew you were lying, I mean why were you walking towards the changing room?
now they'll actually tell this story, that guy lied and actually bought women's jeans to avoid looking like he'd made an honest mistake.

I've even walked up to store personal and asked which side is men's and which is women's

>>6705180
>to many subgroups
>everyone is actually that insecure they'll call you out for wearing different clothes
>this board

>>6704700
That pic is great

>>6704997
find out anything that's NOT dadcore are the buttjoke of this board

???
what no u got it wrong streetwear good dadcore badddd KILL THE PRIMEMINISTER OF MALASIA

>dress up in at least 10K worth of clothing
>take mirror shot with an SLR since it's closest and easiest to snap qucikshot with
>post on /fa/
>people ask me why im dadcore, why i'm fat, why i used a camera instead of an iphone, call me ugly and called me pleb for not wearing rick
>ask why i wear italian/american brands instead of in vogue japanese brands since i have money/access and the ability to read/speak japanese
>try to explain julius is like wearing hot topic to me since so many years in japan country isn't anything special or unobtainable to me
still called pleb
:(

>>6705086
I'll hold u bb/m80 x ;)))

>>6705067
thats beautiful hair kiddo x

>>6705229
luv u sieg
plen

Not really /fa/ related but fuck it's the worst kind of feel

>Be 13
>Start dating this girl
>ffw 2 weeks and she wants me to sleep at her place for the first time
>Oh shit, she wants the D
>Spend the day at her place cuddling while watching movies
>We go to bed and we start making out
>Our hands are all over the place
>She removes all of her clothes
>Oh shit this is it
>Suddenly get nervous as fuck
>Dick is still limp
>In the end we just lie there and talk all night
>She breaks up with me the next week
>Tfw I'm still a virgin 6 years later
>Tfw even though I have no problem talking to girls, I'm still too nervous about my dick to get any further than first base with a girl

I'll end up as a wizard at this rate,hold me /fa/

>>6705227
top lel XD

>>6705275
you just gotta calm dowwwwwn and not be so nervous

>>6705275
take some viagra

>>6705229
thruth is, you are fat.
i bet the fit wouldve looked good on someone skinny

>>6703736
hackney and brixton are some of the most trendy places though

>>6705287
Yeah, I've been trying to tell myself that for about 6 years.
Got any tips on how not to be so nervous?

>>6704204
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theridion_grallator
Wow they really are dope as fuck.
Wouldnameabandafterthem/10

>>6704263
Fuuuck TFW

>>6706419
Been there and fucked her.

We can all make it brahs

>>6704070
max?????

>>6706540

Nope

>>6706548
normally i dont call ppl out on 4chan but damn if that isnt the exact same situation down to the # of days that my buddy is in

>>6704112
haha, laughed out loud at this

>>6705341
-take deep breaths, count to 10, exhale
-stay posi
-don't focus on the thing making you nervous

i mean, it's all situational

>>6704034
>girl looks over at you
>"pretend you don't see her. yeah. just act like she's not even there."
>walk by
>"yeah i fucking showed her"
>go home
>cry

>>6704296
>look good all the time
>nobody seems to notice
>decide to take it easy one day and just go out in converse and whatever
>feel like I run into every qt I know
>feel like they're judging me
>fuck this, never being a basic bitch again

Hey guys, claimed these for /fa/ but in the name of [s4s]
>>>/mu/39166666

>>6706894
checked and kekked

>>6705035
at least your hand in mine is a fantastic song. wish i listened to post-rock when i was 14.

>>6706894
Good job mate

>>6705097
>black Basic black hat, givenchy double layered hoodie, and black waxed denim
>with some clean af Nike Air Max
vomited all over my keyboard
>hypebeast
>streetwear
>ever

>>6706868
Fuck this fuck this fuck this. Happens every goddamn time.

I'm gonna start wearing a mask or something on lazy days

>>6703279
Going to uni in a little over a month, i feel like this is going to be me.

>tfw you already have your fits ready.

>>6705194
>>`you do know those are women's jeans, right?'

You should have told him to check his privilege then sued him for harassing you.

>>6703901
by not fearing failure

>>6705194
aaw...

>>6704147
depends though. if she is a freshman she is gonna be fucking like a million dudes in the next few months. girls you meet to fuck on tinder who let you know they are leaving in 2 days proooooooobably dont want a relationship and would think its weird to suggest one

>>6706918
I want to craft and wear my own mask and accompanying persona like doom.

If that effay?

>>6706923
>tfw you get there and realize that almost everyone looks like shit

I can almost guarantee that you will be disappointed. I was butthurt for the longest time about not getting into an Ivy, because I imagined that the whole student body looked like a Ralph Lauren ad, until I realized that people look like shit even there.

On my campus of ~4000 girls, there is literally one who looks good every day. One. Fucking kill me.

i'd straight eat pussy for Rick

A bitch told me I was too skinny. I told her she was too fat. Somehow everyone got mad at me

>>6707149
iktf

It pisses me off so much, literally 90% of the time someone says you're too skinny they are fat and jelly.

>>6707111
Well hopefully that means more people notice me since im /fa/

>>6707111
And the one girl who dresses well is always average looking at best. The hotter they are, the worse they dress. Fucking college bullshit

>>6703598
I wish I saw you while walking the streets with friends. Once a friend
>man with lipstick= trap is walking
>"Oi m8, 50 bucks and my place is walking distance"
"Dude, are you gay?"
>"Na, I just like manlier girls"
I notice the dude is a manlet who is wearing layers.
"Are you a girl?"
Doesn't say a word and pukes on the sidewalk.
Found out she came from a costume party and had a nice thigh gap. We been dating since.

>>6707228
i dont follow m8

>>6704227
You deserve it for going on a three-way date

>>6707195
That's definitely true, but it'll often be bittersweet. Basic bitches will compliment your fits if they're as good as you think they are, and you won't want anything to do with most of them.

However, the plus side is that you have a HUGE in with the few girls who actually do look good. Trust me when I say that they notice you, and want to talk to you. They'll probably never approach you, but will be very open to you approaching them. I wrote a pretty long post about this a few weeks ago; I'll try to find it.

>>6707207
Hot, thin, tall redhead with perfect legs and cheekbones that could cut glass? Wears gym shorts half the time.

Girl who wears dresses and looks nice? Too short, too chubby, not pretty, unimpressive hairstyle that may not suit her.

>>6705194
So you pretended you where trying on girls jeans for your girlfriend?

>>6707252
>Wears gym shorts half the time.
Or sweats with Uggs, aka the American college girl uniform.

>>6707252
Found the post, or at least the text file. This is what I've learned after two years on campus, and I honestly think that if you keep this in mind, you'll have no problem talking to any girl who has anything going for her.

Definitely long, but at least read the first few paragraphs to see if it's to your liking.

>>6707271
Don't even remind me. Yoga pants are nice the first few times, because ass, but it gets old really fucking fast. My campus has moved on to an equally annoying uniform of cheap riding boots, jeans, and an olive Barbour jacket with brass hardware.

>Mfw every time a girl in retail is acting extra nice to me, chatting with me, or flirting with me, is trying to get something out of me for her own gain, such as an extra sale, to cure her boredom, or to fuck with customers that she thinks might be beta, lonely, and desperate. I.E. fuck with their heads and emotions.

>Always think people have some sort of objective, which fucks me over in the end, and never believe that someone's legitimately flirting or acting extra nice because they like me.

>>6707284
holy shit riding boots annoy the fuck out of me

>>6707284
>mfw girls were yoga pants, nikes, and some nice top
if they changed the colors to black, it'd be heaven

guys on the other hand are still doing bright shorts and boat shoes. it is summer though.

>>6706894
nice work man, you have our thanks

>>6707321
Not an excuse imo. I wear pants and boots all year long, and it's not even that cool here (VA).

>>6707331
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCCnuNqN2jw

Took off trip. It's impolite to trip without posting a lot here.

>Go to some public place like a store
>Person is acting flirty, extra friendly, etc, beyond the average behavior
>Don't ever think this person is being nice because they like you, and are merely trying to get something out of you like an extra sale, or to fuck with customers they think are desperate/lonely/etc

>Because of this, can't see signs if someone's sincere

>Suffer from paranoia, and think everyone's got an alternative motive, when talking to you, such as using you, then fucking you over, to learn of weaknesses, or to just fuck with your head and test you.

Oh, and

>Look decent
>Hair is just right, fit looks good, cleaned up well
>Nobody cares, or there's someone trying to size you up
>Feel like shit

>Go out looking like ass
>Hair is greasy and slicked back because just going to some pleb store to buy something and get back home. You know, a place you wouldn't give a shit if you looked like shit
>Essentially look like a creep
>Walk in
>Girls seem to act like they like you and that you look good

Doesn't make sense. When Im cleaned up, I get shafted. When I look like shit, people are nicer to me. And I really do mean I looked like shit.

Also, now that Im here in /fa/. I have a quick question. My job requires a waistcoat (bartender) what color should I get?

>>6703279
Wow. I can't believe that people with the vanity and pride to be fashionable can be such betas. What the fuck is wrong with some of you people?

>>6704296
"pff, pleb...."

>>6707348
Looking shitty isn't intimidating. If you look fucking great, you have to do the approaching. Even if girls want your dick, they're too scared of rejection and it's social "consequences" to make any moves.

But when you're on everyone else's level, why should girls be scared of talking to you?

>>6707313
I dislike riding boots as well. A step up from Uggs, but still pleb as fuck. I keep thinking of some hollywood glam trash. Even worse when they have heels or large buckles.

>mfw riding boots + tunic + large glammy looking belt (in white no less) + yoga pants

>>6707369
it's the worst because girls who wear them think they're dressed so much better than girls who wear sweats and uggs

but no
not really

>>6707376
Oh god, that reminds me of something I saw a few months ago on campus.

>sitting on bench
>girl walks by, stops by and chats with 3-4 girls on another bench
>leaves after a few minutes
>girls start talking shit about her shoes
>"omg did you see those shoes she was wearing haha!" etc.
>mfw they were ALL wearing toms

>>6707363
Seems a bit backwards for where I live. Girls immediately start talking and babbling to more-attractive folk. Was on the metro recently, and there was a hipster-looking gent with a nice jawline, dirty blonde hair and stubble, white V-neck and tattoos on his arms. Random girls got up to go sit with him and chat because he looked good. If you're not-so-good-looking, they'll avoid you. Not often, but it happens, they'll give a disgusted look as if someone farted if you smile at them.

>>6707392
this actually makes me slightly angry

>>6705275
dude you can do it man just look them in the eye and think to yourself 'im gonna put my penis in this bitch' you'll have enough confidence to feed a small country in africa

>>6707391
Right, but if he were perfectly dressed and all done up, he would seem less approachable. Obviously being attractive is a huge part of making them want to talk to him, but the reason they felt comfortable talking to him was probably because he just looked like a normal guy. A hot one, but still just a typical guy.

When you get really nxtlvl, people start doubting themselves when around you, and are no longer comfortable.

>>6707376
The sad thing is, moms are copying the exact same style.

Typical soccer mom style nowadays:

Uggs
yoga pants
hoodie with some large text logo in pink
military cap
optional rhinestones

And they always have a daughter, I noticed.

>>6707415
plebs

>>6707403
Oh god. Why do women dress like that?

>>6707415
People looking like that wouldn't piss me off as much if they didn't have that "holier than thou" attitude mentioned earlier.

Every bitch wearing a scarf thinks she's "fashionable."

>>6707402
But Im not "perfectly dressed" either. Im just wearing a good fit, meaning the colors are good, and it fits just right. Not tryhard, but "If Im going to wear _____ Im going to do it right." Then, when I actually DO look like shit, I get talked to. The other person? Sure, he wasn't wearing goth ninja or a full try-hard dadcore outfit, but with the whole HY, tattoos, V-neck, and looked like a walking stereotype, he looked like he would have been trying harder than me. Still, they went up to him.

I guess I live in an alternate reality.

>>6707415
i actually prefer women that dress like that over women that try to be fashionable and fail

>>6707424
They also think they're european. I live in CA and we're plastic Mediterranean. Italian-esque kitchens, wine, a scarf over a pleb outfit and considering it fashionable. And then you have people that think Calvin Klein and Louis Vuitton is high fashion, when in reality, they're overpriced glammy nigger fashion.

>>6707424
Are scarves the female fedora?

>>6705172
>>6707248
she brought the guy

it was really unexpected

>>6707447
I was thinking the exact same. But this is the female fedora, actually.

>>6707451
>tfw almost bought LV backpack last year

whew dodged that bullet hard

>>6707447
More like the female equivalent of boat shoes.

"Wow I'm so stylish and nxtlvl in scarf/boat shoes"

When really every faggot and his mother is wearing that same shit.

>>6707465
>She brought you on a date with a guy she liked.
You got friendzoned m8.

how do you know when a girl is really interested in you? not just somewhat interested, but you know, fuck me now or ask me out interested.

>interning at a big bank
>meet other interns
>go out for drinks at a pub one day after work
>meet this 7.5/10 qt
>we start talking alone
>blahblahblah school blahblahblah work
>"oh wow you look really nice in those glasses"
>"you dress very well too!"
>u-uhh y-y-you t-t-too
i'm a huge beta when it comes to knowing if a girl wants you or not - huge fear of rejection.
>starts talking about her cellphone and how she had to change her number due to prank calls
>night progresses, we laugh, joke around ,etc...
>walk her to her train
>gives me a kiss on the cheek
>b-b-bye
i haven't talked to her since. i saw her at lunch but it was a quick h-h-hey and i sped past her. i found her facebook profile but i dont wanna add her yet, she should add me if she really wants to talk to me right?

wat do

>>6707865
she kissed you fucking autist, go talk to her

>>6707865

you have to take action, dumbass

>>6707897
>>6707899
i know but i'm so autistic and beta when it comes to this shit. some girl from high school instilled the fear of rejection in me.

i'll talk to her at work on monday. this happened last night so it hasn't been too long.

>>6707913
ok good man. the sooner the better

>>6707913
make it a mission to touch her at least once in the next conversation you have with her, no matter how short

>>6707954
post a fit

>anon you look so good
>you're so fashionable now
>t-t-thanks...

>>6707955
That happened like 7 months ago.

Was wearing blue oxford shirt, skinny black jeans and brown desert boots. I just remember because she was a real qt

>>6707984
>blue oxford shirt, skinny black jeans and brown desert boots

ugh sounds shitty

>>6707993
not shitty, but pretty basic

>>6707284
>dat disclaimer
Girls have had to ask before they started flirting with me if I was gay because they're unsure.

>>6707399
>>6706774
T-thanks guys, I'm going out drinking with a few friends tomorrow and I feel a bit more confident.
Wish me luck.

>enter uni last year
>don't know anybody, no friends
>alone all the time, start skipping lunch because i'm too afraid of eating alone
>girl sitting next to me starts talking as i'm taking notes
>"Hey, what's your name?"
>answer my name and nothing else, thinking that i already know hers
>awkward silence
>"Oh, okay. I'll be sitting here often, if you don't mind"
>"That's fine"
>we didn't talk anymore
>she didn't sit there anymore

i don't want it to start again

>>6708190
ya blew it

>>6708190
wow wtf

man i'd even talk to her and im not even str8

>>6708107
first off cut that stutter shit out
all you gotta do is get into that im a total fucking boss mindset
juts go up to the bitch and talk to her
it doesnt really matetr what u say as long as u say it with a shitton of confidence
girls dont really care its all about body language and shit

>>6703279

I don't believe this story, two fa people at the mall?

>>6708269
>>6708293
i don't know manes
probably because i didn't talk to anybody for whole days over there

>>6708190
>don't know anybody

most people don't know anyone when they first start uni you pleb tit.

My favourite thing is watching all the new blood interact on freshers week. The over-familiarity, try-harding and excessive making out so adowable :3

>>6708190
>we didnt talk anymore
It's you who didnt talk anymore you stupid faggot

>>6708190
I know those feels

>tfw lived in a small coed dorm on campus with a huge all gril dorm right next door
>tfw it was also the place where all the indie chicks are
>tfw i'm like the only guy who dressed well
>tfw grils always check me out, smile at me, crack onto me, my roommate even tried to set me up with his qt friend
>tfw i still sat alone for breakfast everyday, and skipped lunch and dinner because always alone
>tfw grils invited me to sit with them before
>did once, never again
>tfw went straight back to my room every day after class
>tfw went home every weekend
>tfw qts in my classes cracked onto me, sat next to me, smiled at me all the time, and even tried to get to know me buti always brushed off advances
>tfw i graduated
>tfw crushing regret
>tfw depression is horrible

>>6708355
>>6708362
yes i know thanks
i should just die

>>6708367
exactly

>>6708190
true story

>be first to class and browse 4chan on the phone
>same woman everytime came in sat right next to me, uncomfortably close seats in lecture halls

>pissed off entire lecture hall empty

pick up my shit and move deadcenter of the lecture hall put lunch on chair to the left, my book bag on the chair to the right, glance back at bitch and mad glare

every fucking lecture

idk whats with bthes thinking the can go anywhere and talk to anyone/bothing people and shit just becuasethey're women

>>6708190
true story

>be first to class and browse 4chan on the phone
>same woman everytime came in sat right next to me, uncomfortably close seats in lecture halls

>pissed off entire lecture hall empty

pick up my shit and move deadcenter of the lecture hall put lunch on chair to the left, my book bag on the chair to the right, glance back at bitch and mad glare

every fucking lecture

idk whats with bthes thinking the can go anywhere and talk to anyone/bothing people and shit just becuase they're women and horny men (usually black or mexican) do nothing with their lives but chase them

>>6708303
That is some pretty shitty advice. It's like telling a boxer to "win" before a fight and expecting him to do so.

>girls dont really care its all about body language and shit

Yeah and if he's putting on a facade and chatting shit with 'confidence' he's going to come off as a mess.

>>6705275
Don't be so hard on yourself. You were 13 and likely not ready for it. If getting drunk doesn't sort your penis out then you should try it with a girl who you've forged some sort of relationship and trust with.

Or talk to a councillor rather than us neckbeard dickholes.

>>6708402
>>6708396

You should be grateful you double-posting fat fuck

>>6707284
'hey, i like really like your outfit, and that haircut really suits you and those shoes are cute, it's nice to see a girl who knows how to dress herself around here haha'

what would happen

grills only

>>6708469
I would ask if you were the cum-dumpster on an 17th century British ship.

I am literally using this every time you post this picture.

>>6707865
just ask her for her number lol. even i can do that straight up. then text her it will be easier to gauge her interest

>>6708469
Your sister would probably freak out. She doesn't look like the incest type

>>6708482
they didnt hav flyknits in the 17 th century.....

>>6708489
>>6708479
Im guessing wrong reply

>tfw poorfag college student
>tfw having to choose between starving myself and buying clothes or buying food

>>6708568
Ebay
Freeganism

>>6703356
>I immediately a fat naked man
You did what now?

>>6708568
You could always buy a quality article of clothing a month. IE: Raw denim this month, a autumn/winter jacket the next, oxford shirts, etc.

>>6703399
Aw that sucks. What kind of fits were they? I'm sured you looked aye okay.

>>6703598
>San Francisco
Do you still live there? There's a lot of people from SF on /fa/

>>6703628
>tfw this has happened to you so many times

>>6704263
Ouch
That was pretty immature.

>>6707284
>"Here's the thing. If a girl is actually attractive, she's probably used to getting attention from guys"
You're confusing popularity with attractiveness, and although there is a correlation between the two, not all attractive girls are popular and not all popular girls are attractive.

But the rest of this is so true. I give way more attention to guys that dress well.

>literally ANY girl who cares even a little bit about her clothes and hair will want to talk to you .
This is so incredibly true.

>>6708852
I'd never really thought of it before, but that's a really good point regarding attractiveness vs. popularity; I see plenty of "normal" girls who are attractive, and plenty of popular girls who are hideous.

And thanks for the feedback. Obviously that was just written based on what I had experienced, and what seemed to work for me, but I'd never actually asked a girl what she thought about it.

>>6705067
do the michael elmquist seriously it'll look good because u have nice hair. i mean, not now but in general

>>6708367
that's actually the worst thing i've ever heard

>>6708396
>so alpha that it's beta

>>6708608
This, it's what I do (well, sometimes I make it two months) and it works out just fine.

>>6707074
In previous posts, anon indicated that the feelings were strongly reciprocated. If anon cares enough, it doesn't matter what she does with her body in the interim all that much, does it? Besides, sex need not be approached an act of defilement - that's a straight up unhealthy attitude.

>>6711601
tybc

>>6707263

>>6707263

>>6705134
how can a hoody cost £410

>>6707348
dark grey waistcoat if mandatory. fit is more important than anything else though. also read sticky

>>6707074
>>6711583

yeah i don't really want to think about it

>sex need not be approached an act of defilement - that's a straight up unhealthy attitude.

you are right though.

and we didn't fuck. it was a really nice date though. talked (and hooked up) literally the entire time. she and i really enjoyed each other's company. and i'm pretty sure she mouthed "I love you". she wouldn't repeat it and i wasn't sure so i didn't make the plunge and reciprocate. i did have one red flag though.

she claimed

>i'm basically one of the boys

isn't that one of the biggest warning signs ever?

i also kinda pushed for a date today, but she really insisted she was busy, despite saying she really enjoyed the date? another red flag.

as long as i don't see pics of her with dudes i can deal tho 8)

>>6714435
>one of the boys
fall back.
abort.

>>6714435

and sry for my wall of text.

but yes i'm not sure if i'm really that "amazing" "funny" "gorgeous" "adorable" and she couldn't set some time for a second date. her schedule wasn't conducive do a date tho

>>6714449

das what i thought. One of the reasons i didn't say "i love you" back and the fact that it was kind of teenage shit.

>>6714449

Sorry, but what's 'one of the boys' translate to? I've never heard a female say this

>>6714530
Shes going to get comfortable real fast.
Burp/fart literally try to be your guy friend possibly try to hang out with u and your guy friends(really annoying). Girls that say this often times have no friends of their own and will look to you solely for any form of social interaction. Break ups often lead to ur car being keyed or tires slashed.

>>6714530

she hangs out with dudes a lot. Nothing romantic, but all the dudes would bang her in a heartbeat.

>Kanye doesn't have a stylist
>has never heard of Virgil Abloh a.k.a. man behind Pyrex & Been Trill

>>6714573

Gotcha, thanks HTKK, I know someone who fits this description perfectly, is "dating" a friend of mine and cannot be shaken. The last guy who broke up with her had a brick thrown through his garage window.

>be a few days ago
>house party with the usual gang
>one of my friends bring along this new guy who only a few of us know
>a few drinks in I decide to talk to him
>he's changing the music up
>"So, what music do you usually listen to?"
>He replies: "Here man, it's my playlist where I dump all the stuff I like." and he points to the computer
>I mention some of the names I like, some if it is /mu/core
>Mention Death Grips
>He says: "I've heard like one song of them or something, they're p. good."
>We get hammered
>We find out that we both frequent 4chan
>He's from /fit/
>He jokes around: "Hey /fa/, I'm gonna go get some more beers. Don't go anywhere, p-please."
>We laugh and have a great time
>Whenever we walk pass eachother I look over his head and go: "I thought I heard something? Hello? Anybody there?" and then proceed to look down: "Oh, I didn't see you down there."
>He replies "Y-you too."
>Eventually we end up making out naked in a bed
>I pound his ass

You have 10 seconds to explain why you aren't having casual sex with /fit/ manlets

>>6714616

You whore

>do go on

not exactly a beta moment but in the same boat of feels

>be senior in HS
>girl in my AP art class is a goddess, lets call her alex
>photographer, dancer, well dressed, smartest girl in class by a longshot
>become infatuated with her but too insecure about my body to say anything (6' 240lbs)
>occasional charming conversation (probably could have pushed it but i was insecure), shes witty too
>graduate
>perhaps greatest regret is never getting her number
>discover /fa/ over summer and get /fit/
>fast forward to now
>end of summer
>done traveling, two weeks in hometown before first year of college
>go to concert with mom and fiance
>wearing raws, iron rangers, and a slim fit linen
>having shitty time because lol concert with parents
>decide to walk around during intermission
>walk past group of girls
>"Anon!"
>shes there. my heart stops
>enter circle of girls and engage charm
>introduce myself to all 6 or 7 of them, receiving compliments the whole time ("so polite!" "i love those boots" "nobody cuffs jeans anymore")
>break off into side convo with alex
>shes into it. breaking touch barrier, laughing at jokes etc
>talk for 10 minutes and then the band comes back on so i tell her im gonna head back to my seat
>"ok, it was so great seeing you again. you look good."
>you too, alex
>get back to seat
>fifteen minutes later realize my folly
>NEVER FUCKING GOT HER NUMBER
>FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>leave seat 4 seperate times to go look for her
>never see her again

so bittersweet. knowing she was into me kinda gives me closure and makes her less of an ideal figure in my mind, plus i only have a week before i leave so we couldnt have made anything work, but i hate myself. that girl was the ONLY girl ive ever been so infatuated with, and i blew it in what was likely the last time ill ever see her again. Hurts. bad. i hope i find someone like her at college.

>>6714616

infograph life

>>6703279
>ever since I broke up with my ex i regretted it
>should have been a man and kept to my word but instead stayed with her
>we weren't together, but lived together and still fucked
>she became gay right as i was about to move out
>i felt like i didn't know her anymore
>move away, cut contact, ignore her texts
>very angry, but have dreams about her every night
>very vivid dreams like i'm right back in our apartment. everything the same, she comes home drunk and i perv out
>but i always wake up before sex
>this happens for months
>eventually the dreams stop
>IRL i'm fine, but when i sleep i miss her so bad
>now i dream i run into her back in our home town, or when i happen to be in her town
>i wake up before any words are spoken
>last night i dreamed i was on the same street she lives now for business, so i go into her place to see her
>not sure how i'm gonna feel, but i want to experience it, and see
>i walk in, she lives in a huge mansion now for some reason
>she see's me and her eyes seem only slightly interested
>i hug her and think about what to do next
>but all i can do is hug her. i'm too much of a bitch to even lead conversation
>i wake up
>mfw

these damn dreams stay with me most of the day.
they feel so realistic, but i know if i saw her IRL it'd be so much different because i'm a better man now, and i don't want her back.
i can't describe how i feel towards her. i guess i feel like i want closure, but i know how unrealistic that is and i don't want her back in my life.

>>6714665
I wasn't the one screaming: "Fuck me in the ass!"
>>6714708
huh?

>>6708568
it's hard for me recommending this, since i ended up somewhat addicted but Adderall saved my life in college.

if you have medical insurance get the 10mg pills which are like 50 cents per pill.
take one, and you won't get hungry, you'll be able to focus and BONUS you can sell them for 500x that.

Alright guys I think this qualifies.
>Play at a reasonable sized music festival
>We play on the friday, we were a late booking
>as we were booked late, this clashed with a holiday in spain on saturday so only have 1 day at the festival
>Come of stage after great set
>Go home, put on Muh Rick l/s top, drop crotch sweats and national standard sneaks.
>return to festival
>take first MDMA
>Many things happen but by 1am I've had three bombs and a huge line of MD and I'm rolling like a cunt
>friends all go to bed
>I'm too high to sleep.
>Decide to go back to the garage rave and skank until tired
>bump into two grils. One of which is a serious Qt22/7
>gurning off their tits, also on MD
>"I love your hair!" and the other "You look like a film star"
>explain I'm on my own currently so go dance with them
>many more things happen and at 4am I am asked to return to their tent and "Cuddle"


>didn't hear what was said initially so just laughed
>Suddenly hits what i've just been offered
>too autistic to say anything
>go to bed in tent with brother, who is in my band
>wake up, go to spain and spend the week surfing and contemplating how fucking autistic I am

feels negative.

>>6714776
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... fag.

>>6711601
i want to hang out with you IRL

>>6704552
are you me?

>>6714835

What festival motherfucker.

>>6704552
yeah that's my life

>>6714703
Just find her on facebook?

>but she's not on facebook

Then find a friend and just ask for her number

>but I'm not on facebook

Get on there so you can chat up alex, you idiot.

>driving into town to pick up brother from his AA (or whatever) meeting
>see total qt at a corner while stopped
>think "fuck it, I'll do it" and try to find a parking spot so I can find her and talk to her
>find parking spot
>phone rings as I'm pulling in, it's brother
>"Yo dude, you coming to get me?"
>"Y-yeah, be there in a sec."

>>6714983
it's in the UK midlands?
Why do I get the feeling someone knows me...

>>6714233
capitalism
also see: how can a hoodie cost £10

>>6705194
Happened to me five years ago. Didn't buy them and quickly left the store

>>6714995
i would but i shouldnt. im leaving in 6 days and shes a year younger than me, really nothing i could do without seeming like a grad hung up on a senior that i've talked to for a combined time of less than two hours. Plus i already decided im staying single freshmen year. Really, the whole interaction just served to give me some closure.

>>6715012

hahahaha you cunt.

>>6715113
insightful words.
Enlighten me then, which festival were we both at?

>>6715072
fuck her and leave, tell her you're leaving soon but want to meet up with her before she goes.

Tell her like it is, if she says she's busy then you'r out of luck.

figure this shit out

>>6715535
strait up, i refuse to pursue her until she comes to college. im not wasting a year hung up on a girl from a school of 1200 when im going to a school of 40000. Probability dictates i will meet someone just as infatuating up there, and sooner than it would take for alex to make her way up there.

>>6714435
>>6714449


oh god she just asked me if i watch the big bang theory

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