/fa/ - Fashion

These kinds of threads ruin /fa/

Very emotional post ):

men actually have fantasies as such?

>>6681447

Men are way more romantic than women.

>>6681459
this is now a romantic scenarios thread

>>6681459
This fucking image. Fuck. Fuck you.

Pretty creepy op

>>6681486
One of us.
One of us.
One of us.

>>6681486
how do you cop feels over deviantart lmao

>>6681447
Generally not that stupid fantasies, but I actually fantasize more about romantic situations than about sexual situations. I mean, there's porn and stuff.

>>6681459
I didn't know that craving a 10/10 nonliving goddess that can't even choose whether or not she wants to be with you now counts as "romantic".

Wanting a glorified toy isn't being romantic, it's just being juvenile.

>>6681486
jesus christ no get the fuck off this board why the fuck would you come here

>>6681495

i want to make her a nice breakfast then serve it to her on her birthday, then pull out a suprise present from behind my back, the present is a undercover or cdg knit, when she sees it her eyes light up and she hugs me and kisses me

tfw i will nearly hold her in a hot bath, me lying and her lying on top with my arms around her waist, watching the condensation fill the room late at night, every now and then putting her hair over her shoulder and kissing her neck/back

tfw i will never sit on the top deck of a bus with her, she is listening to my music (gravity boyz - moon girl) and her head is on my shoulder and she is humming and i am reading my emails

tfw i will never go out with her at night to a fancy restuarant and stare gazingly into her eyes and leave the restuarant with my arms around her shoulders, she is tired so she sleeps in the backseat of the car under my undercover leather sleeve down jacket and i play gravity boyz or BONES while cruising through paris or london

basic bitches stay basic

HyPeBea$$$t QwEEn <<33

>>6681541
>tfw i will never sit on the top deck of a bus


>aspires to ride a bus
dream life

>>6681541
excellent choice in waifu friend

that feel when she liked my fits on tumblr

>>6681551
me too #cringe

>>6681486
why do you make such awful posts oh my god this is the second one im honestly embarrassed

>>6681541
dude get help

>>6681541

right now i play yung lean - narashino

because im kinda sad atm...

but later i play BONES ft yung lean PIXELATED tears...

>>6681459
no proof kiddo B)
I assume, aside from all that conditioning TOWARDS women being romantic, that men and women are pretty equal
>why would it be otherwise?
>inb4 "when cavemen"

>>6681525
>cop feels over deviantart
omg

>>6681547
u must be basic
u can't show off garms inside a merc
tom rides public transport
knoch does B)
its /fa/

>>6681548

its me boi aka justin

i want to get into an arguement with her then burn her cdg knit then apologize by buying her rare cdg knit from lyk ss1992

crying blood form my eyes,

>>6681414
op is a fag

>>6681575
fucking hippie never heard of a hairbrush before?

>>6681552

why dude? fuck off will you, just fuck off!

>>6681547

city life involves riding public transport you fuck

>>6681548
>that feel when she liked my fits on tumblr
wow

i knew she had shit taste, but i didn't know it was that shit

>>6681525
>>6681517
It's just a sad image. VR is going to be an interesting thing.

>>6681414
you sound very creepy

and a lot more shallow than you obviously think you are

maybe thats why you dont have a girlfriend

>>6681575
Matt here. Crying tears of soy. Stay strong justin. That feel when no burger king visvim gf. Powerful posting.

>>6681592
>poor city life involves riding public transport you fuck

fixed brah
stay working class bro

>>6681589
She is 100& natural. No make up

mfw captcha

i didnt see that till after i wrote the top line

i wanna go to an exotic location and sit on the beach with my head resting on her butt and smoking a spliff while she reads her stupid fucking pretentious book

i wanna take a shit on her rare undercover knit

>>6681616

>>6681607
this

>>6681607

not really bro, i can get a gf but i dont want an ugly fuckking chav, i want one with the same interests, maybe u should shut the fuck up kid or back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up

>>6681608
youre just butthurt

>>6681616
pshh.
imma catch nits off a bitch if i dont rock my supreme cap when im laying her

>>6681616
a hairbrush isn't makeup

>>6681601
gonna eat icecream and sit in the bath

i hate this fucking bitch though, she makes me feel sick

>>6681628
i would cherish those nits

>>6681589
earth to anon
shes a styling model shes probably heard of a hairbrush

>>6681602
B) u don't live in a big city huh?
yeah flyover states are cool too I guess

>>6681635

u will never fuck her like the girl in the mless video in okkitty clothing

>>6681602

dude?? are you seriously? i am a student and i can't afford to ride a horse in london you fuck, you obviously live in some village in holland where you suck your mothers cloggs

>>6681649
Lol. do u mean the vid with the the girl doing her homework. i forgot her name but she does a lot of daddy videos

claire something

>>6681649
>>6681643
>this bitch
>stylist
nigga please

anyone can go study a fashion course after getting C grades in art/photography and call themselves a stylist after 2 years

>>6681653
yea i am fucking seriously bro
i live in london and i drive my car everywhere to avoid poor plebs like u on the train. the tube is packed and pls dont touch my elmendorf

how do i get into tumblr

i want to meet tumblr qts

>>6681643
>shes a styling model
what does that mean

she has sick fits

>>6681666
go to meetups


you wont meet girls like this. but u will meet 15 yo painsluts

>>6681670

can i get a lift

>>6681674
can't into zoolander why are you here?

>>6681670
B)) what part of london?
kinda glad your in the car ngl means I don't have to see your shit fits
>nobody will see your shit fits
>no train qts
>no bus qts
>no fellow classist qts

>>6681659

yeah i fapped to that twice

>>6681690
i actually watched zoolander but don't remember them saying anything but "styling models"

>>6681689
yeah but the truth is i dont really drive bro sorry no lift! cu on the tube

listen to this while you're thkhng of life btw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anVEk5DcpWU

>>6681695
Yeah me too

the beginning was good. after that u were just watchng his asshole p much, was annoying

also he was too much of a pussy like saying please and shit

>>6681698
oh rewatch is then

>>6681699

kid ;)

>>6681697
mayfair brah
>implying real qts use tfl

i usually stop girls riding barclays bikes like a hippie, then they abandon their bike and hop into my pimp mobile (audi r8). then i give them a lift wherever they want for free and let them carry on their day because i am a gentleman

>>6681697


lmao, fuck her, i don't even like her anymore, she is probably boring as fuck and stinks

>>6681710

yeah when he was fucking her thats like the worst position in porn, such a turnoff all you can see is the guys hamstring contracting

ps this girl looks like cher lloyld and makes me hard

>>6681710
im fine with her not being in the mood/acting like she doesnt understand what he's doing but he should force her not be all kind an dplease do this for daddy :3 if it was liek that it would be a gr9 vid

>>6681720

> then i give them a lift wherever they want for free and let them carry on their day because i am a gentleman

epic

>>6681729
yo justin add me on skype m8

chilldude372

>>6681737

dude i already got u lmao

read the history, i talked to u about the porno before lol

got u on whatsapp too

>>6681751
yeah i know i neer use watsapp though
nd cool i didnt know lol, send me a msg now im not on skype in downstairs but ill see it n fave u. ty

>>6681414
lanvinspringlegs2014 replied to my lame joke fan mail once #love #emotional #romance #adidas

>>6681720

want to be my personal driver, im rich and will pay you a lot

>>6681729
post this girls link

>>6681768

dont know it soz

someone posted it here and i thought it was a female poster

>>6681685
>painsluts

what

do i even have to go on tumblr to go to the meetups or can i just go and reap the qt benefits u feel me

>>6681764
>lanvinspringlegs2014

post pics cannot find retarded idiot

>>6681785
u dont have to have tumblr but they will ask u ur url probs but it doesnt really matter


girls who enjoy being slapped around

>>6681781
damn

i was gonna post pics of theweaponofchoice but she's like made it v difficult to look at her page

>>6681785

i made a tumblr because i want to have sex with an underage girls

hopefully i get some followers but i dont know how to use tumblr

>>6681805

i would rather killmyself than go to a tumblr meetup tbh

fucking creatures go to them, literal fucking creature

>>6681776
knock this off

>>6681776
I don't care if she ug ill beat you up I'm strong as hell and protective
Don't believe me???
Try me!?!?!

>>6681811
>>6681805

do u have any examples of the kind of grills at these meetups

>>6681817

?????

>>6681819

?????

>>6681844

LMAO

worst myspace anger, mooo moooo fucking cow needs to be in the field and needs to get milked as soon as possible

fat cow. nice face though

>>6681855
shes hot

>>6681855
>worst myspace anger
if that is who i think it is she's never tried to hide her fatness

>>6681866

my dick would feel small entering her giant legs and would emasculate me and kill my boner

>>6681873

her face is really cute though

>>6681855
>mooo mooo fucking cow
Why did I laugh

>>6681832
oh shit someone post the picture of that manchester(?) tumblr meet up

>>6681844

post tumblr

that sad response when u will never sit under the covers n watch breaking bad wif her

>>6681873
Lol
do u have a small ween

>>6681878
because you wanted an excuse to join the thread

but none of us like you so you can leave now

>>6681902
shes so cute

>>6681900

im 7 inches but my dick would look small when she is in that position or doggy

i doubt she would be able to go doggie though because fat people have bad knees and she would complain

>>6681817

are u scared? respond you bitch

>>6681913

thats mean

>>6681915
didn't know a girl needs good knees to do doggy but there's a lot of chub porn so i'm sure they manage

>>6681880
someone post it

i still don't know if i should be trolling for tumblr pussy

1

>>6681942

so they dont dumb fuck, the videos are edited so they look like they are in doggy

educated your self

>>6681930

>>6681956
3

>>6681913
That just makes me want to stay and keep posting.
:-)

>>6681949
2

>>6681949

i sent her hate mail ;)

>>6681414
>tfw no gf with mens pants

>>6681960
4
>>6681958
i'd send her 'hate mail' (the d)

>>6681956
i have that same inhaler

>>6681970
unbelievable captcha action right there

>>6681955
no ones going to like you while you keep up the bitchy 11 year old /r9k/ attitude

we can put up with you dressing like shit but we know youre bitchy at women because they wont suck your dick, its obvious, you can call them dumb/shallow/ect all you want but everyone knows who the real loser is here

>>6681949
aye what was this hoe tumblr

>>6681976

>>6681951
>videos are edited so they look like they are in doggy
lol wut

justin hmu on skype. idk who is u cause i have 2 contacts calle djustin

>>6681966

those are the old inhalers you absolute peasant

the new ones are the ones with the powder

you must be american or something to get neglected so badly

pic related, my inhaler though i do not have ashtma anymore in my luxury menswear £100 patrik ervell hat

let me ask you a set of questions

are you

1. jealous of my luxurious cap?
2. jealous of my health care?

respond with your desires, young peasant inferior..

>>6681990

dude my computer is shit as fuck and will not download skype because its prehistoric, i am trying to find an older version this piece of junk metal can support

>>6681984
theweaponofchoice but it's fucked now

>>6681981

http://mermaidbreasts.tumblr.com

this girl thinks im hot

she has a rly nice ass too but i didnt save the pic

>>6682020

give deets

press 2 if u think i should trip/namefag guys

im a cool guy with a equally cool attitude, i am from britian Great britain and i think i would be a quality addition to this board

what do u think

respond with '2' if u think is hould

respond with 'fuck off' if u think i should just leave....

>>6682002
i can still look at the archive but can't actually view the posts

what a cunt

>>6682030
2

not a samefag btw..

>>6682030
2

>>6682030

2

>>6682025
dat autoplay

>>6682020
>>6682025
wait isn't that ur sister
stop talking about ur sisters butt matt

>>6682030
2

>>6682030

2 not samefaggin btw!

>>6682030
2 but only if i can choose ur name

>>6682030


2
not a samefag

>>6682030
2...

>>6681873
That's why you have her sit on your face dingus.

>>6682030

2 totlaly not samefagging

>>6682064

thats beta

>>6682025

that fucking music wow

>>6681888
http://underligste.tumblr.com/

>>6682037
yeah i know it's mildly irritating

>>6682076

who let the dogs out

woof woof...woof woof

who lets the dogs out

woof woof...woof woof

>>6682030
>>6682020
she sent me this ask when i said she has a nice ass or something

Does this mean we're gonna have to hump each other until we're near exhaustion?? I think so

also i forgot to post the pic lmfao

>>6682076
>http://underligste.tumblr.com/
>can you tell me some of your favorite music group?
>Anonymous
>Retro Stefson, MeatLoaf, Hjaltalín and Of Monsters and Men.

lol shit taste as well as butters

>>6682090

fucking hell

please dont fuck this up i would ravage that

where is she from

._.

>>6682076
would bone

>>6682090
get her pregnant

>>6682098
ewwwww that cellulite

those tree trunk thighs

>>6682107

post tumblr right now

>>6682100
london

>>6682097

why do you have to spoil the thread? fuck sake?

>>6682097
>tfw she's my biggest fan

>>6682114
why?

>>6682120

i want to look at her dumbass? why the fuck else? jesus never question me again

>>6682098
eugh

>>6682105
>>6682123
w/e


this pic made my dick real hard tho

>>6682127
lol no m8 maybe later

>>6682138

lol just kidding bud

>>6682157

thats me mate, i was responding to that guy, i was mean to him

>>6682141

she looks strangely fimilar

>>6682150
backtracking

dont post it or ur weak

>>6682097
>posting a literally average asian girl

>>6681525
How do you cop feels over Picasso's Guernica?
It's like he tried to make a tragedy into a newspaper funny.

>>6682097
i woul dbang her
she likes every boys pic from /fa/ lol. shes cute though. id like a /fa/ - tumblr bukakki with her and all the dudes from /fa/

>>6682183

she reminds me of my dogs shit

hnnnng


when i said i liked chubbies this morning this is a prime example of what i mean.. mmmmm

>>6682190
don't be so mean

>>6682189
she looks like a cow chewing her cud waiting to be milked

>>6682196

ok sorry

>>6682189
oink oink widdo piggy

I only have 500 followers, need to step up my game, then they will notice me, right? right??

>>6682193
roflmao

>>6682193
in a v hot way. i think im going 2 masturbate over her pics

>>6682193

lmao too right mate!!

>>6682189
>>6682141
>>6682098
>>6682211

>>6682189
omg I would deploy&destroy nut in her, get that bitch pregnant and run
ruin her pussy and her life.

>>6682211
Liking chubby girls is a sign that your about to turn gay. I should know, I am gay now.

>>6682212

if i was ur mum i would wash your mouth out with soap

>>6682225
love that fit

lol fitx skype u chud

>>6682212
>implying she wouldn't abort your spawn

>>6682229

harsh

>>6682238
yeah but then cuddling afterwards :3

>>6682230

i dont think this can download it lol

illl try to sign in on one of those shitty IM websites

>>6681447
No. Men only fantasize about rough sex involving choking, slapping, spitting, gagging, and anal fisting. Well, at least that my vision of a romantic scenario.

>>6682238
>Anal fisting
Maybe you just have a rape fetish?

>>6682211
>that piss poor circulation in her arms
future stroke victim confirmed

guys

if i start a tumblr what do i do

how do i find qts to follow

do i have to constantly be posting fits and shit

Here you go /fa - my kryptonite

>>6682252

just reblog stupid shallow shit

>>6682239
Wait is that her foot? wtf

>>6681944

lol no is a little pussy, see how he didnt respond? because he is shit scared shivering in his boots...

>>6682261

she is trying to eat it

>>6682243
i think she just has rosacea on her arms

but the stroke thing is a strong possibility

>>6682242
Of course. Anal, then cum inside her ass, then cuddles. See, i know how to treat women in a romantic, Victorian fashion.

>>6682248
Yes, i do. It must be consensual rape though. I don't like real violence, only the playful, make-believe one.

>>6682274
but how is it stretching that much?

>>6682183
me=#sadboi

>>6682303

its one of her victims foot

>>6682353
Dude fuck off.

>>6682368
You don't even know the half of my plight, honey

>>6682258
but how does that get me meeting qts du

>>6682447
http://youtu.be/ky1AsD2rN98

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC

IN A YOUNG GIRL'S HEART

BELIEVE ANON

WE ARE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT

>>6682481
that fucking song

I'll try to go to sleep now bye

>>6682545

not exactly a tumblrslut but close enough i guess

>>6682545
icon, goddess, savior, goat ann customer, etc.

>>6682545
:O
cheating on sruli?

>>6682545
>>6682545

everyone knows you dont like women turnleft

>>6682550
>>6682545
im imagining u replaying that bit and beating you dick stranding up and bending forward so your heads near the screen

>>6682595
>tfw listening to some jams when doing random work/emails etc
>like every video has GOATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT images
>only flick back for a few seconds every few minutes
>miss out on all of it...
>time to listen to this playlist for the 213616419x
>customer
>doesnt get it for free
pls

Do you know if the headband from the mercury awards was by ann d too?

>>6682596
sruli is too classy to b a tumblr slut.

not really a slut..

>>6682654
her face is really gray

i thought she was completely monochrome from the thumbnail

>>6682654
yeah, im pretty certain it is. she has a ton of ann headpieces

tfw no pj gf to make weirdly intense videos w/ in matching outfits
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHdNCHomHlU

>>6681595
man go back to /r9k/ you sad sack of shit

>>6682800
>FUCK MERICA