/fa/ - Fashion

-9999999999999999/10

so incredibly bad it warranted a response

fedoras are not "nerdy"
unless you consider the big bang theory to be "nerdy"
then they are pretty "nerdy"

>Those headphones + glasses + fedora. Probably a graphic tee.
>my sides.

OP, throw it away, lurk and learn more.

>>6642075
yup

Google image search the OP pic.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS GUY!!! google image search results are in: it's oc

this is real.


10/10

>>6643344
oc confirmed

>>6644181
>>6644217
or it could be from someones facebook, or someone they know IRL.

but yea, it could also be real.

regardless, fedoras are great headwear and every man with an ounce of class should have at LEAST five.

>>6644242
So long as they are made out of real wool, I don't know why people think they can pick one up at Wallmart and expect to be classy.

>>6644256
honestly, even Walmart has good starter fedoras.
I live by this motto
"tis better to have a cheap fedora than no fedora at all"

>>6641320
What with the microphone? Do you think you're a pilot or in a boy band?

>>6643344
muh natalie portman
muh cisne negro

>>6644264
You only live once ‒ that’s the motto nigga YOLO
And we 'bout it every day, every day, every day
Like we sittin’ on the bench, nigga we don’t really play
Every day, every day, fuck what anybody say
Can’t see 'em 'cause the money in the way
Real nigga what's up?

>>6644269
i assumed he was talking to a dime piece on his webcam and wanted a nice clear sound.
if you ever had the chance to talk to a girl youd know how important it is to speak clearly.

i wouldnt expect you to understand.

>>6644275
What the fuck are you on about?

>>6644277
the rude language was unnecessary, but i understand and agree with the message.

>>6644283
we are discussing fedoras.
in that particular post i was defending OPs use of a headset, because as a fellow player i know how much it improves conversation with hot women.

>>6644287
fuck off with your formal language, you piece of shit. This isn't a fucking essay and you're not classy.

>>6644296

>2013

not being able to comprehend properly written english

>>6644294
Who the fuck uses a microphone when talking to women? Do you only get the chance to talk to the opposite sex when you're handing them a big mac?...

>>6644305
well, my job at McDonalds does allow me quite a few opportunities to talk to fine girls, but i won't brag on it since most guys simply aren't in the position to experience this.

but in the case of my last post, i was talking about webcamming. you know (well not you personally), when you have meet a cutie on a dating site, chatted it up for a while and now want to take things to the next level.

don't tell me you merely type in a videochat? ho ho i'm laughing deeply at the thought.
women like a man with a nice voice.
they don't want to read simple texts, they want to be blown away by a man's powerful voice!

>>6644242
>>6644264
>>6644275
>>6644287
>>6644294

I'm dying. This shit is too funny.

Fedoras only work on older gentlemen.
That is to say, people who's face has been caressed by time.
Baby-faces need not apply.

>>6644319
Are you for real? You sound like someone from like star wars. Dating sites and video camming is completely different to talking to people in the real world. You're literally sat in front of a screen and talking to it, thats fucking stupid mate. Why don't you try talking to people face to face?

>>6644343
>You sound like someone from like star wars
Confirmed for trekkie

>>6644351
What are you on?

>>6644337

Yep. Not to sound neckbeardcore but being able to rock hats is one reason (maybe the only one) I have to want to be old.

>>6644343
Did you not even read my post?
the comprehension is weak in this one.
that's a Star Wars joke, which i am throwing back at you. how the tables have turned

but to clarify, yes i speak with women face to face almost daily. i take orders, hand them food, and even more.

but i don't like to limit myself to just one woman. ho ho the though of me being tied down is quite amusing!

can i not talk to women in real life and online?
must i limit myself to just one?

>>6644351
How am I a tekkie? You're probably a tekkie knowing slang for a computer dork.

>>6644363
Suppose not but it's still fucking stupid.

>>6644337

>Fedoras only work on older gentlemen.

True facts.

>>6644371
Dumbledore is a legend

>>6644370
from what i've experienced in my lifetime, naysayers simply hate because they are jealous.

are you unable to meet and speak with good looking foxes online?

tis not stupid in the slightest.
true, women are boring, and fairly stupid, but they do have a lot to offer.

and between us guys:
even though i promise not to screencap when they strip and pose nude, i do anyway!

>>6644398
Wait.
I thought fedorafags were feminist.

>>6644408

Neckbeards/fedorafag are only mysoginists when pretending to be feminist doesn't get them laid.

>>6644408
i am not a "fag" and frankly that term is demeaning and rude. i'm sure you are sexually frustrated, perhaps even confused about your own sexuality, since you are so quick to use that word.

yes, i am a feminist, but why would that prevent me from enjoying women's bodies? i am a man am i not?

>>6644420
Well, when they realize it won't get them laid, rather.

It comes pretty late usually.

>>6644398
I hope you're joking because you sound like a proper mug right now. "unable to meet good looking foxes online", not sure my girlfriend would approve - also not my thing, I've always hated using facebook and shit and always arrange to meet up with people if they wanna chat so talking to random birds online wouldn't work for me. You have fun though...

>>6644425
Real men capitalize.

>>6644435
Wait a second, dude.

You do realize that you're talking to a troll, right?

I mean, faggots this big and delusional don't come here often, do they? I mean, that would be the only reason for you not to be able to figure out it's a troll.

>>6644435
i do not mean literal foxes!

foxy is a nickname for women i find very sexy.
you should check out Jimi Hendrix, an african american musician from the 1960s.
he has a very fun song called "Foxey Lady" i suggest you give it a spin.

>>6644432

I'd imagine neckbeards are fairly patient, as it takes time to truly grow one to it's fullest potential.

>>6644462
I know you meant women? Foxes can't use computers you knob.
>>6644456
I don't know I've been using this forum for like a week and I'm pretty sure this guy always talks about weird shit.

>>6644466
Is that Hagrid? Why do you have so many Harry Potter pictures?

>>6644466
his hasn't even started growing yet...

>>6644462
>>6644425
>>6644398
>>6644363
Starfucks 64 you're fucking hilarious.

>>6644516
you life must be so boring

>>6644501
>will never call a girl sexy
Will also never get laid

>>6644518
yea reading stuff like that makes me sad, because so many guys are raised thinking that is the right way to act towards women.

i love the ending
"guys like me are hard to find, you know"
like a girl will read that and think

"you know, he has a point. i better act now before i miss out!"

he's the type of guy who would say "would it be ok if touched your breast? i understand if you say no"

>>6644518
obviously, just look at him

>>6644539
He looks like you?

>>6644493
>>6644466
dungeons & dragons is fucking awesome. even if i do feel like a giant fucking faggot every time i say the name. it is a genuinely enjoyable experience and i fucking love playing it.

>>6644561
>>>/fit/

>>6644501

The first portion of it is fine. It sounds like something pretty cool and interesting for a kid his age.

But then the second half... and the face...

Is this /fa/ ?

>>6644607
mulan swag

>>6644607
fuck yeah

>>6644501
damn someone just needs to tell this dude that girls like sex too just not if yr gross

>>6644556
r u him to get so buttmad? :^)
fgt

>>6644607
only if ur kickin ass

>>6644607
ain't got shit on me nigga

>>6644651
fuck u fight me in real life if u try an talk shit on here u fukin wog cunt ill cut ur cock off an fuck ur mum wit it bruv

>>6644242
you're not dr mario

>>6644669
oh i c m8 u think ur togh but irl ur just shite com and fite me 1v1 i dec ye i swer on me mum

>>6644607

Only if you're a fucking shaolin monk thats actually not a shaloin munk but someone who could just BEAT THE FUCK out of some random ass nigga


WORRRLLDDDD STARRRRRR

>>6644607
Learn MMA and get on ^^^^ Worldstar by kicking the shit out of some mean niggas. Collect in on efame by the millions.

>>6644691
FUCK OF U SCRAWNE LIL CUNT U BEST BE RESET UR ROUTER BECAUSE I AM HUNTIN U DOWN WITH MY GANG THE CHERRYPOPPERS WE WILL RAPE U AND UR FAMILY AN KILL U ALL EVEN UR BUDGIE U FUCK DICK MUG WOG CUNT SO STEP BACK OR GET SHANKED BECAUSE I WILL WRIGHT SONG BOUT U AN RAP IT ON ME NECT TRACK AN ERRYONE WILL NO U A PUSSOLE WHEN U DIED AN U CRYD AN POOED WHEN I CUT UR THROAT IN HALF AN FED UR MUM 2 MY STAFFY KEENAN AN I NO THE POLICE THEY WORKIN FOR MY GANG BECAUSE WE RUN THE STREETS WE AINT NO NIGGA GANG WHO PUSSY OUT OF ERRYTIN WE RUN THE COUNICLS IN ENGLAN AN IRELAND AN EVEN JAMICA WEAR WE GETS OUR WEED FROM TO IMPORT 2 OUR SELLERS AN MAKE MORE MONEY THEN U EVER SEEN WHICH IS WHY U R A PUSSY AN I CAN KILL U IN A SECOND OR GET A GUY 2 DO IT 4 ME

>>6644682
REPOST THIS

>>6644723
autism

>>6644730
U FUKIN GOT SOMETIN 2 SAY SAY IT 2 MY FACE AN NOT ONLINE FUCK OF U SCRAWNE LIL CUNT U BEST BE RESET UR ROUTER BECAUSE I AM HUNTIN U DOWN WITH MY GANG THE CHERRYPOPPERS WE WILL RAPE U AND UR FAMILY AN KILL U ALL EVEN UR BUDGIE U FUCK DICK MUG WOG CUNT SO STEP BACK OR GET SHANKED BECAUSE I WILL WRIGHT SONG BOUT U AN RAP IT ON ME NECT TRACK AN ERRYONE WILL NO U A PUSSOLE WHEN U DIED AN U CRYD AN POOED WHEN I CUT UR THROAT IN HALF AN FED UR MUM 2 MY STAFFY KEENAN AN I NO THE POLICE THEY WORKIN FOR MY GANG BECAUSE WE RUN THE STREETS WE AINT NO NIGGA GANG WHO PUSSY OUT OF ERRYTIN WE RUN THE COUNICLS IN ENGLAN AN IRELAND AN EVEN JAMICA WEAR WE GETS OUR WEED FROM TO IMPORT 2 OUR SELLERS AN MAKE MORE MONEY THEN U EVER SEEN WHICH IS WHY U R A PUSSY AN I CAN KILL U IN A SECOND OR GET A GUY 2 DO IT 4 ME BUT I WILL ALSO GET UR NANS ASS AN MAKE U EAT IT 1ND

>>6644501
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTAQeSfeZ_E&list=PL36EF2D09CBAB4BB5

>>6644743
5
Watch the goat imitation flol

>>6644743
to be fair 30,000 views is a pretty good amount.
but most of them are probably because that pic gets posted here.

it's negative attention anyway.
and it's really creepy he keeps reminding everyone he hangs out at the lake.

>>6644764
holy shit he is actually eating grass...

>>6644729
hole.e.shit
i've always been on the fence about you being literally autistic, but this confirms it.

>>6644361
You're missing the 'r'. A tRekkie is someone who likes star-trek. If you think he sounds like something out of star wars, you've never seen any star wars movie
>>6644353
Nothing at all.

>/fa/ggots confirmed for insulated from pop-culture

>>6644275
>if you ever had the chance to talk to a girl youd know how important it is to speak clearly.
>talk to a girl
>online
fucking dying here, my sides :')

>>6641320
OP you are like 14, and by the looks of it you may be a little overweight (or just super baby faced) that shitty hat does not look cool. Almost nobody can pull off a fedora. Hell you cant even really pull of being /fa/ in the first place, you are like fucking 14

>>6644501
http://www.youtube.com/user/coinboy1998
its real jesus

>>6644466
Is that Pendentlon Ward?

>>6644319
>don't tell me you merely type in a videochat? ho ho i'm laughing deeply at the thought.
> ho ho
> ho

My sides. I am laughing deeply at that expression.

>>6644743
You have just made my day lel

The act of wearing a fedora reveals a big part of someone's mentality. Insecure but self-possessed.

The act of wearing a fedora reveals a big part of someone's mentality. Insecure but narcissistic.

Most people that wear fendoras wear cheap cloth unfitted ones they buy at a cheap store like target. Easiest types to look good in are wool or a straw beach hat type. Women generally pull them off easier.

>>6644425
NO YOU'RE OBJECTIFYING WOMEN AS A SEX OBJECT

RAPE RAPE

>>6644762
>it's really creepy he keeps reminding everyone he hangs out at the lake
How else will people know where to find the discarded corpses of women he sexually assaults and brutally murders?

don't feed the trolls

>>6644425
You're not a man. Go fucking kill yourself you ignorant retard.

>>6641320
Wiz Kalifa looks good in a fedora,then again,he's black.

>>6644918
Maybe you're just a nerd. Go wank over aliens and gtfo our board you sad prick.

A fedora is at least better than Rick Owens.

>>6641320
You must be a fucking model to pull of a fedora. Being skinny isn't an option as well, you need to be at least ottermode. Look at Ian Somerhalder for example, he pulls off a fedora just fine.

>>6644607
Fuck yeah it is

Do you look like Tom Waits?

If not, don't even think about it

>>6646709
Nah, I don't even into nerd culture.
Pretty sad that you never grew out of highschool

>>6644371
That or you already have style in spades. A Fedora is a accent to style. It is not the source of it.

Fedorable

>>6644743
Officially subscribed.