Rick Owens came to my gym

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Rick Owens came to my gym Anonymous Mon Aug 5 16:10:41 2013 No.6634179 [Reply] [Original]

He was apparently touring through my city and I saw him in my gym today. I saw him as soon as I came into the gym. He was shirtless, wearing black torn jeans draping his ass and he was benching 50 KG.

I watched him for a second, he was after all a celebrity, Every time he was doing his sets, he'd close his eyes really tight and count his reps by saying "IMA READ" like he was doing his bench and he was doing a 1x5 I guess and he was just going "IMA READ. IMA READ. IMA READ. IMA READ. IMA READ." and then finished the set.

He had two gigantic roided motherfuckers surrounding him at all times, every time he'd finish a set they'd immediately come up to him/handle his weights/rack them up again and say shit like "good hussle Ricky, good hustle" and "Yeah boy, that was some wild shit, boss." Between every set he'd stand up in front of the mirror and flex while saying "Who's my baby?!" really loud through the whole gym

Every time a bigger guy would pass him he'd ask him if he wanted to fight and the two roid heads would immediately back him up or if a girl was walking past him he'd come up to her, bend over flex his abs and ask her to feel him up and every time one didn't he'd go "psh, dyke. Dyke. Dyke" while spitting on her as she walked away.

He then saw me looking at him from the other side of the gym, he bent over and scuttled towards me, stopping a few feet in front of me saying "You wanna go bro? you mad bro?" and every time I wanted to say something he'd interrupt me by saying "Bro. BRO. BRO. BRO." then I finally told him his form was bad (because I didn't know what else to say) and he responded with "u mirin on my form bro? you want a bench off bro? I can bench 600 pounds bro"

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