/fa/ - Fashion

Met a chick named Coral in college once, nice name, but what a bitch.

Should I change my name to my middle name? First name is Matt, middle name is Clayton.

Matt.

the most generic name ever

my name's Polo.

my name has too many 'ee' sounds so it sounds kinda whiny
my initials are NWM though which means i can do cool zigzag signatures, so thats something

>>6628928
Clayton sounds american as fuck, in a bad way.

>>6628797
My name is Alan too, no-one else I know is called it except for my dead grandfather.
To me it seems quite old fashioned and most people call me Ally which I don't mind.

Mine is Magnus. I'm danish, and it's somewhat normal here. I like it though.

>>6628797
In High School a fair few people shared my name so we got called by our last names to avoid confusion.
Whenever i hear my first name it doesn't register at first since I've used just my surname for so many years.

>>6628961
Magnus is a cool fucking name

im jake, not even jacob just jake

>not being named Metta World Peace

>>6628797
You just had to post that image. Ugh.

>>6629179
Same here, are you a Nick as well?

>>6629242
Joshua

Louis Valentin. Fuck you all.

>>6629242
lol there were seven Nick's I knew in HS. Don't think any one of them were ever actually called Nick.

>>6628928
Clayton sounds boring as fuck. Please keep Matt

>>6629257
Eeyup, that's how it went for myself, and now I'm moving into a house where there will be two other Nick's as roommates. Luckily we all go by our last name at this point.

>>6628961
Magnus is dope. You'd get all kinds of people in the U.S. saying "IS THAT YOUR REAL NAME?"

>>6628961
i met a danish guy called magnus at a festival in the uk
he was a fucking badass

>>6628930
You from VA?

I'm a Nicholas , but I go by Nick.

>>6628923
I knew a Coral as well, biggest slut I have ever known hands down

Max, or should i go with the full Maxwell?

my name is Sidney

every single fucking person spells it as Sydney without asking

if I correct them they just forget

as a result I automatically hate every Sydney I meet

>>6629274
Maxwell kind of sounds like a lil' kid name, but if you have a qtfaec then it will work.

shit you not, Benito jack Maxwell.
B.J Maxwell.
Its Like a fucking porno name.
Just... i don't know, opinions?

>ctrl+f: Filip
> Zero results

>>6628961
Magnus is a badass name.

Anyone have names that they want to give their kids?

I really like Lucas, Felix, Sebastian, and maybe Milos

My name is Khreys. Pronounced "Chris".

>>6629288
heh, definitely do not have a "qt" face, hard lines 'errywhere

Healey here

>>6629280

What's more fashionable ?

I'm gonna call my kid hash

cmere hash

>>6629296
I'm gonna name my kid Polly Esther

>>6629307
you poor fucking thing

>>6629297
It does kinda sound like a porno name. do you go by Ben, Benny, or Benito?

My name is Brighton and I'm an American male.

Im Shane Edward Patrick H.

>>6629296
OPTHOMAS PRIME.

Erik

unfortunately my height isn't as scandanavian as my name

>>6629309
Then I would go with Max. Max sounds 'harder' to me, but it's your name, you choose what sounds best. Plus you can always change it legally, customize yourself n such.

opinions on the name Isaac?

lol so many dog names in this thread

>>6629323
Brighton is the gay capital of the UK if you didn't already know

So expect some lame jokes if you come here

My name is Patrick, and my friends call me Pat. I'm tempted to start using Patrice though

>>6628797
Kenji
Bitches love my asian name yet alpha whiteness, as well as my effayness.
Then they get to know me ;_;

>>6629356
faggot

>>6629361
Ya Max was the most popular dog name when i was born, feels bad man

>>6629356
Be aware that Patrice will have some effeminate connotations. Just as long as you're masculine I wouldn't worry about it at all.

>>6629323
>Named after the gayest place in the UK
You're lucky you live in America

>>6629331
Ben, i never announce Benito until im in a formal setting or paperwork is involved.
I try my best never to have to put my middle name anywhere.
In a weird way i like my name since its unique in my current part of the world (uk)
Also i was called "Benjamin Bunny" or "Benny the meatball" as a child by my grandfather, which i hated as a kid but i think for some reason someone on /fa/ would burn there raybans for a nickname like that

My name is Oliver. Pronounced Oh-liv-E-Ay.

>>6629348
Been going with Max my whole life, only time i hear the full version is interviews

My name is Gregory, I've never really thought much of it.

Sergio.
I'm indifferent towards it, my parents use my middle name though, it's Andres.

I'll stick to Sergio but I wish I had something a little more Anglo

>parents named me Bob
oh well. its just a name... right gguys??

I go by Sebastian.

/fa/ as fuck/

>>6629382
Fuck off with that shit Ol-Li-Ver

>>6629357
Isaac is nice man, I'd call you Newton if I knew you though.

>>6629382
I know 2 Oliver's (pronounced the same as yours) one is a total bro, the other one was a dumbass and picked a fight with me, then tried to run after things went south for him

I think it's one of those name's thats harder to pull off, but works well if you can

>>6629416
I would change my name if I was a Bob. It's not a bad name, but there are many Bobs & Roberts.

Caspar

"oh, like the ghost?" every fucking time

I quite like it though

was nicknamed Caspar the Friendly Penis after I had chlamydia

great times

Sebastian

/fa/ as an adult
nothing but pain and horror as a child

>>6629354
>>6629385
toplel. I knew it was a city in the UK but I had no idea it was predominantly gay. Shit. I guess when I go to Europe I'll skip England.

Eve

I'm a cameron

which is more /fa/: Cam or Cameron?

>>6629417
What's your legal name if I might ask

>>6629430
lol

>>6629444
Zachary. not as /fa/

>>6629417
sebass pls
I CAN'T BRETH

I SWEAR AM SIZE 28

>>6629386
My mum calls me Bubba and my sisters call me Yosh (Yoh-sh)

>>6629456
>sea bass
>plz
Aw shit I remember that thread lol.

>>6629455
Seb is quite effay

>>6629456
I-I-I'm a 30 though.

>>6629456

lel

could someone please post the screencap of that thread?

>>6629475
hence why I'm Sebastian, or Seb if people are friendly.

Shane Dawson

>>6629431
My name is Sebastian and I have received nothing but ire and hate for this name.

Sumin

>>6629487
seabass IM SiZE 28 I pROMISE

naomi

>>6629506
>>6629506
pls come in http://plug.dj/effay/

Elia

>>6629506
I don't know what you're talking about. There are 2 other people called Sebastian in this thread yet you're picking on me?

>>6629518
He's not picking on you, it's from a previous thread.

Jonathan.

It's pretty meh-tier.

My name is Andrej. I suppose it's reasonably /fa/

Natalie

Shazer

Ya'll mirin

Evan

I used to like it

Now I hate it

>>6629556

I'm a guy... if it makes any difference.

Taylor
I'm a guy

>>6629463
Bubba?! like "Big Gay bubba?" Ah, that made me internet nostalgia hard just then... thanks.

Also, i just looked up If anyone important was called "Benny the meatball" and "Benjamin Bunny" or he'd made it up himself and apparently Benny the meatball was a notorious los angeleas gangster and Benjamin bunny a story book anthropomorphic in a waist coat. (pic related)

What the fuck grandad?

>>6629583
Was your grandfather British?

>>6629417
>>6629417
>>6629431
>>6629475
>>6629487
>>6629493
>>6629518

>>6629356
Patrick sounds better than Pat or Patrice imo.

>>6629404
Greg sounds better. If I were you I'd just tell people to call you Greg. Gregory seems more like a last name.

>>6629569
Every girl I knew named Taylor was a dyke ass tomboy and every boy was a scrawny effeminate kid

george

>>6629607
he's a Sicilian-Russian (Aka: howdidthathappen) that came over some time in ww2, married my nan and got to stay here. This is why i am confused as to his nicknames he gave me. i just liked how they sounded, now its a vast unsolved puzzle.

>>6629656

There was this girl in my highschool named Taylor who was like literally 4 foot 7 but goddam she had the plumpest ass I've ever seen.

She didnt do any sports which is 2bad because we shared the field for practice.

I'm Nicolas but people call me Nicholas

>>6629687
I was just wondering since a benjamin bunny is what old people called husbands who got caught buttfucking men by their wives

>>6629700

Oh and to contribute my name is Matt but I hate it, so I go by Chalupa or Mattie.

>no james
I thought it was common

>>6629556
are you black?

>>6629735
>Shazon

>>6629735

Nope

which is more /fa/ cam or cameron

Sofus
A fairly rare danish name.

>>6629702
yeah, that sounds more like my grandads sense of humor and where he'd probably got it from.

What a magnificent bastard he was...

My name is August. It sounds decent enough in my own language, but I think it sounds really awesome in english.

>>6629307
Jesus christ, i have kris instead of chris which is cool. Your parents must have been high when they named you.

>>6629823
http://vocaroo.com/delete/s1o1jDtPl0f6/2f0482966244c366

>>6629823
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1o1jDtPl0f6

Kubilay.

Yaroslav

>>6629846
H-hello Anon.

>>6629776
>Sofus
>Sofas
>Can't tell if not fahsionable at all or super fahsionable

>>6629399
I feel like sergio is a stereotypical gay man name

>>6629845
Pls respond

>>6629303
Nicholas.

>>6629882
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIIuR-HjFho

Alfred am I /fa/

>>6628930
are you a dog_

>>6629900
do you get called Alfie?

>>6629907
no, why

Is Philippe /fa/?

>>6629910
fag

Nathan

I've never really had much of an opinion about it.

People usually called me by my last name in school because it was a bit unusual around here I guess.

>>6629910

Douglas

I've always hated it, especially when paired up with my extremely Jewish last name.

list of maybe /fa/ names
>Maximillion
>Sebastian
>Juliet
>Noelle

>tfw my name is steven

>>6629929
why is being called alfie /fa/

Daniel

What do you think about Sean?

>>6629944
>Noelle
no, Joelle

>>6629979
I kinda hate the way it sounds when you say it.

>>6629979
too irish

>>6629984
That's funny because I'm not Irish at all. I've heard it before.

>>6629969
master race

>>6630149
ma nigguh

My middle name is Spencer. Been debating on whether or not I should use that over my first name (common generic 4 letter name)

>>6630184

dnc

>>6629941
Douglas Goldbergstein?

Bria

I think it's okay, it makes for a cute signature.

>>6628797
ahh mine's zoey. It was alright for awhile, but now loads of celebrities and kids have it and various annoying versions of it.

>>6629624
holy fuck I started farting from laughing so much, shit

>>6630210
That's a cute name

>>6629366

Leandro

Chicks dig it

>>6630184
Spencer's a shitty name.

>>6630294
unless your first name is Cock, probably not

>>6630244
Yes people have made this reference to me several times.
It's fucking amazing how many people have played Katawa, seriously what the fuck man.
Then again I am a CS and Math major, still.

>>6630285
beats my first name

>>6629447
lets see the back in london

>>6630297
turns out it is

>>6629583
what the shit did i just read

>>6630305
my sympathies

>>6630309
you too

>>6630318
:,)

My name is Dakota.

I don't care for it.

>>6630334
Are you a gril?

Hows Bryce

be honest, /fa/

Reminds me of that douche from American Psycho

>>6630339

I am male.

>>6630354
Ouch.

>>6630347
Not fond of it. The only Bryce I've ever known was a weird asshole (the kind of kid who's weird and who no one liked, but still managed to just be a dick to everyone) whom I resented for getting into Princeton for baseball.
so fuck you Bryce

>>6630360
What If I'm tall and American?

Does that make the name better?

>>6630375
not really

Magnus

Means 'great' in Latin. Any way you interpret it, its cool as fuck.

Maybe not /fa/, but definitely cool.

>>6630385
fuck oh well.

I guess my only option is to lose 30 lbs

Daniel. I like it.

im naming my kid Thomas

>>6630376
read a book where a gay wizard who was fab as fuck was named magnus bane

>>6630401
Angel

It's better than being named Jose I suppose.

Caesar

I kinda like my name - Indre (in-dray)
its different w/out being too weird

my name is Jacob

>tfw my mom wanted to name me jakob but my family told her it was stupid

>>6630401
nice you have a really good name bro (same as mine)

My name is John, but most of my family calls me John Carlos.

Peter

I'll take it

>>6630210
post signature

>>6630431
sounds nigger as fuck

>>6629218
one of my two bestest buds in the world is called jake, he's wkd

>>6630407
Which book is that?

>>6630471
its Lithuanian as fuck. actually like the most common girls name there. I was born there. and fyi there are virtually no black people in Lithuania

>>6630481
still sounds black though

>>6630491
confirmed for living sheltered life

>>6630470

>>6630563
Marry me.

Yussef, yes that's how my dad spelled it, as bad as it is I don't really mind.

>>6630563
i thought that was a willy before i opened it, ooopz

>>6630563
Freud would be all over you.

I have a half rare first and rare as fuck last name, both british originally, I believe, or at least somewhere near/that has immigrants here (everywhere lol)

>>6630574


Anyway, my name is Victor. Effay as fuck master race.

>>6630431
>>6630481
>>6630545
slav pls leave

>>6630619
THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU PUT THEM IN THE POST

>>6630591
aw man i didn't realize my phone would rotate it.

>>6630675
just in case people want to track me down and make me cry, my last name is taverner

tfw

Julian
Lucian
William (why would you abbreviate this name? all abbreviations are shit tier)
Alastair

>>6630149
>>6629969


mah niggas

I plan on naming my future son Richter(Rik-ter) or Adonis

>/fa/ as fuck

>>6630739
I abbreviate mine to Will

miguel.

>>6628797
Alejandro here, :( idk, my name is /fa/ pliz respond.

>>6629303
>>6629280
Nico.

>>6629399
do you use the spanish pronunciation or american pronunciation? Ser-ji-oh can sound cool

>>6629417
soup, seb

>>6629449
cameron, but i'll just call you bohevus


emmanuel elderkin here

>>6630830
switch to the greek alexandros

greek names are always better

>>6630866
americans do.

>>6630841
Nobody says "sir hard-g o"

>>6630848
Alexander sounds better, w/e, gaga fuck the name.

I despise the name Logan.

captcha: heforum lands

>>6630772
Nameing my kid Musa and Adonis

>>6630867
as an American, I can say no, they don't

People like a name if they meet great people with that name.

Regardless, I like some names better than others.

Alfred
Wilbur
Frazer
Glenn
Findlay
Sheamus
Sonny
John
Monty
Nigel
Kingsley
Vernon
Lester
Theo
Jock
Thom
Stephen


Generally-female unisex names on men can be cool. Things like Meredith.

My one favourite name for a girl is Jane. I don't know why it's my favourite, but it is. If I had a daughter, and I couldn't convince my wife to go with Jane, I would be heartbroken.

My legal name is Jack.

Everyone calls me Scot though because my middle name is Scotch.

>>6630987
Those are all old-ass people names you fag

>>6630987
>John
>Wilbur
>Glenn
>Lester
>Jane
you serious bro?

Theo is a solid pick though, top 5 for me

>>6630987
oh, and my name is Peter. I don't like it.

>>6630867
lolwat serjee-oh is the only thing anyone says. and not even that if you live in the southwest people properly pronounce spanish names and words.

tyler..

tfw little kids name

tfw eventually will have to switch to middle name to be taken seriously

my name is madeline
but i've always been called maddie
im starting college soon, should I switch back to madeline?

Don

>>6630998
Yes, I am serious. I like names like that. You may know one or two people to spoil those names for you. I haven't (well, except John). To me they sound like good handles. John is overused, but it's hard to not say "for good reason". It's a great name. Wouldn't name my own kid John, but it's a good name.

>>6630997
You know, all the old people I know said the same bullshit when they named their kids. "I didn't want (name X) because that's an old person's name." Fuck that mentality. You know what nobody is going to name their kid? An old fucker's name. So my kids get to share names with the old fucks who will die early in their lifetime anyway. Meanwhile their peers will get to share names with all their goddamn friends except for the special kid whose cool parents gave him a really bullshit name.

Names are things we pass down. What difference does it make if they're old people names? Unless you're making the name up yourself, you're taking it from a long line of old dead people.

>>6631024
Introduce yourself as Madeline and let people call you Maddie. Then they'll feel like they came up with your fun new nickname themselves.

Israel. Israel Rivas. No I'm not jewish just christian parents. I got a job in retail store and customers/qt3.14s compliment my name everyday

>>6631123
u must be swimming in pussy.

>>6631024
madeline is my favorite name ~~~~<3333

>>6631024
I know a girl named Madeline
she is the most beautiful creature I have ever laid eyes on

My name is Ryan

I cut contact with all my friends, what should I start calling myself when i make new friends? I'm thinking Tyson

>>6631197
Are you black?

>>6631202
hes black

I'm William.

naomi

Rahmel

Master class.

>>6631242
What's a suiting name for the last name Froehlich?

my first name is just dan

Eliott

I-i-is my name /fa/
Pls be gentle

>>6631275
lookin' good, dan

>>6631284
but my last name rhymes with my first name and my middle name is hyphenated to my first name in my full name

tfw vietnamese

>>6631261

Sunna

I've always gotten shit for my full name. I like my first and second name a lot but but surname one sucks. Going to change it soon. My full name is going to be /fa/ as fuck.

What would effay name their kids?
I like Nico, Vivian, and Madeline

Miles
h-how'd I do /fa/?

>>6631275
I've went by this name on the internet for over three years. Feels weird but it's a solid choice.

>>6628797
What do you guys think of the name Jesse?

Gaylord

:(

>>6631306
APPLY YOURSELF, JESSE!

>>6631310
pretty /fa/

>>6631295
Allison
Edwin
Claus

noah here
if i was gonna raise a boy
rex is a cool name
middle name paul after my dad
rex paul wingren

>>6631306

Not changing your last name, if you got to name yourself now, what would it be?

(pic is related to made-up names)

>>6631312
I probably should.

claude is pretty fa

personally I like mila, noah, tate, elijah and thea
i suppose I like names that end in "ah" sounds

>>6631295
Vivian is pretty /fa/

>>6628928
Same boat, my name is Matt but my middle name is Thaddeus, should I change it to that?

My name is Jacob. It's generic as fuck, and I don't really care what you all think about it, but I would like to know what you think about the names Blanton and Macaulay (pronounced like mc ollie)

>>6631391
Only if you want people calling you Thad.

how effay is Chester?

>>6631418
it isnt

>>6631418
very

naomi

Phoebe sounds pretty damn /fa/ to me

>>6631407
yeah no thanks. Oh well

is Emil /fa/?

>>6631418
lol not at all

>>6631427
fug off Chester

>>6631439
yep

>>6631432

for a gawky girl maybe


Victor is effay, right?

American male named Alexis.

>>6631439
too much of the wrong kind of exotic

>>6630205
Less Jewish than that. Ends in "witz." If I pronounce it with a "v" sound instead of a "w" does it sound better?

my name is james and i work in military intelligence

lotsa jokes from relatives that are HILARIOUS

>>6631456
;_; its slavic

>>6631469
lel maybe if you were a banker it'd be more clever.

laurence

>>6631493
>>6631439
>>6631283
yes

>>6631332
oh nononononono

>>6629347
Erik with a K is way cooler than Eric with a C
Lucky

>>6631493
No, Larry.

>>6631444
sure

>>6631509
are you kidding me? laurence is english with roman origins, larry is the shitty americanized version

>>6631521
>>6631521
Laurence is autistic stop kidding yourself bruh

Cory.

I'm a guy.

>This one time some random french guy asked if my name was short for Corinthian.

Aaron Louis(middle name is louis) bretty gud I guess.

>>6630995
Have a friend called Josh.

We call him Bobby. None of us particular know why.

My name's Killian.

>>6629216
Pff, get on these kids level.

>>6629624
kek

>>6630347
I'm being dead serious here, every time I hear the name Bryce I think of really bad creamy pasta that has been cooked properly so it's still hard and the sauce has been solidified so it's kind of bound to the pasta and it's all just a big piece of really bad cake.

ADRIAN

>>6628797
Alan is dull. Alain in the other hands... very french revolution

>>6628923
stripper name

>>6629297
Benito lmao like that cat from that Topcat cartoons


Im starting to love the name Wolfang , dont know why

I'm p. similar to >>6629339
>Shane Patrick Thomas Dargan
>tfw you narrowly dodged initials STD

juliana

Watchu fag think about Kevin?
I bet a picture of Kevin from Ed Edd and Eddy comes to mind huh?

Maximilian here

Pretty fucking /fa/

Especially my full name, which I'm not revealing because I don't know you

Don

My name's Cushla. I'm a chick. I like it, but is it effay?

>>6631692
I knew a chick called McCushla.

Pretty /fa/ to me.

Liam here

>>6631685
>>/mfa/

>>6631711
I don't get it
How is that leddit?

>>6631709
9.9/10

>>6628929
2/10
>>6629218
3/10
>>6629251
4/10
>>6629252
10/10
>>6628961
9/10
>>6629275
5/10
>>6629280
7/10
>>6629297
10/10
>>6629300
8/10
>>6630401
7/10
>>6630424
6/10
>>6630572
5/10
>>6631004
1/10
>>6631024
9/10
>>6631035
10/10
>>6631211
6/10
>>6631220
8/10
>>6631242
9/10
>>6631297
10/10
>>6631317
7/10
>>6631403
4/10
>>6631418
7.4

>>6631673
No, a picture of a second-generation Chinese immigrant to a country such as Australia, Britain, the USA or Canada comes to mind. With a haircut that's not particularly short but not long either, same length all around the head. Glasses.

>>6631716
because your name sounds like you are either an anime character or trying really hard. No one will take you seriously, especially if it isn't your birth name.

>>6631732
It is my birth name

Why the fuck would I change my name to Maximilian?

Why the fuck would you just assume I changed my name?

Jesus Christ, the fuck is wrong with you?

>>6631733
I had a friend named Kevin who fit that exact description except he was Filipino

>>6631728
sorry if i missed a bunch of people. Also don't take my ratings personally. All of your names are fine. Just rating in terms of effay

Babby.
Encountered him at a fencing tournament, he won handily. Rich douche "I'm bored with everything" look on his face. Nothing is more /fa/ than being rich, white, and with a shitty name that no poor person could ever pull off

>>6631739
Because I imagine a guy who wears a trench coat, fedora, plays a lot of video games and thinks that he is an anime character so he changed his name to Maximilian.

Mine is Tin.
I'm from Europe, and I kind of like it. Never got any shit for it, even if it's uncommon.

I love Guy, Kolya and Valerie.

Eero. I feel like it could be hard to pronounce for english folk

Callum

Patrick -- literally means patrician

Middle name is James forgot to put that in.

Amory Blaine Ferrenby

Yes, I was named after the character in This Side of Paradise

>>6632057
that is /fa/ as fuck

>mfw I'm a writer lurking this thread for name ideas for my novel.

Fuck graveyards, I have /fa/.

Clara.

Wilson Wilson