/fa/ - Fashion

Addendum: come at me.

>>6604571
>y-yeah p-p-pretty b-boys post y-your fits

Fucc off, bitch ass tricc.

>>6604565
go have a midlife crisis you fucking oldfaggot.

>>6606622
>have a midlife crisis
Oh man, you have no idea. Bought the sports car, dated the 20-something girl, the works. At least I didn't get my ears pierced.

dad will u send me some money

im tryna cop some rick owens over here

hey dad I need some new rick owens for school... it starts in 2 weeks.

>>6604565
post a fit fuccboi

You seem like a cool guy.

>>6604565

You have me beat by ten years.

>>6607941

Maybe next year you'll pierce your ears. I've thought about a couple of times...

>>6607941
pics of girl
was she qt

>>6607951
So you can look like Justin Bieber? Go clean your room and maybe I'll give you $20 for the thrift store.

>>6607958
What did I just tell you, you cheeky little monkey?

>>6607971
I think I've outgrown the need to be cyber-bullied, thanks though.

>>6607981
Well, thanks. Honestly most of my non-/fa/-related tastes haven't significantly changed since I was a teenager. Favorite stuff is still things like music, tits, Star Wars, sushi, etc.

>>6608010
>You have me beat by ten years.
There Can Be Only One.
>Maybe next year you'll pierce your ears.
Well, to be honest, I had them pierced when I was a teenager but I'm pretty sure I'd look like a douche with earrings now. On a middle-aged dude it's one step away from a gold chest medallion, unless you're Keith Richards or something.

>>6608015
/fa/ wouldn't approve of her. Big tits. But yeah, cute. The insecurities of women that age get really old really quickly though. I no longer have the patience for that kind of shit.

>>6608027
>thrift store

what do I look like? macklemore?

buy me a leather intarsia or I'm telling mom your cheating on her

no I'm 60 year old and post on fa all the time. fuck off you fat piece of shit

OP, you're actually older than my dad.

Any gray hairs yet?

Do you normally browse /fa/ or boards like /diy/?

I don't mean that in a offensive way, just curious. Makes me wonder if we have more older people on here but we just don't know.

>>6608036
>I'm telling mom your cheating on her
You really still think that's your mom?

>>6608042
>claims to be 60, has the communication skills of a retarded pre-adolescent
Nice try, bro.

>>6608042
Shut the fuck up you autist faggot.

I know for a fact you're no older than 20. Now leave the thread because I want to listen to what he has to say.

>>6608053
depends, do you really still think your my dad?

Are you handsome/muscular like Daniel craig or ugly/old looking like the guy on the right

>>6608053

Not him but you can be 60 and still have poor communication skills. Every person is different, the fact that you're not aware of this could imply you're pre-adolescent yourself and you should not post on 4chan.

>>6608048
>Any gray hairs yet?
Yeah, at the temples and some in the whiskers. Fortunately women over the age of around 25 are attracted to this kind of nonsense. My current gf (age 39) thinks it's really sexy. tl;dr: Women are weird.

>>6608051
I only really browse /fa/ and /s/. It seems that /b/ has been completely lost to the cancer.

>>6608056
I'm 22 you sperglord. sorry I came between you and your fetish for getting railed by gay old bears though

>>6608063
>It seems that /b/ has been completely lost to the cancer.
hhahahahahaha

also mfw imagining some old dude lurking /fa/ and /s/

>>6608057
I hate you so hard.

>>6608059
I'm actually similar in build and appearance to Daniel Craig (we are the same age, too). But I'm telling you, high-quality women would also let Mathis on the right there fuck their brains out. It's worth being fit and staying in shape, but if you really want teh qts, what you need to do is to look confident, sophisticated and/or powerful.

>>6608070
I don't lurk, I post all the time. Normally on /fa/ it's on dadcore threaks, obviously. One time I tried to post on /s/, but one of the 5 pics I posted was (unbeknownst to me) photoshopped and I got banned for 3 days because of it. At that point it's like why do I fucking bother.

>>6608082
did u ever post any OC on /s/

>>6604565
Yo OP I'm probably the oldest woman to post on /fa/ atm. Not in my thirties yet tho but getting there :(

>>6608073

Do you lift weights?

>>6608094
It makes me wonder what /fa/ will look like in 20 years.

Dadcore threads everywhere? Maybe we'll stay on Rick, because Rick designs the clothing for wealthy older people.

plastic surgery de la renta usually what I'm dressed in

>>6608087
>did u ever post any OC on /s/
Nope.

>>6608094
>Yo OP I'm probably the oldest woman to post on /fa/ atm.
OK, so what do you think about James Bond's friend on the right up there. Sexy man of the world or just old and flabby?

>>6608098
>do you even lift?
I don't, but I stay fit. Twice a week I do a bunch of cardio (stationary bike) and three times a week I do a ton of push-ups plus pull-ups, crunches, side crunches, hold positions, etc. You'd be amazed at how much good push-ups do. I have chest definition and great shoulders from just that alone. But if you want to get swole you need to lift. I'm not interested personally.

>>6608103
OP here. My problems with Rick Owens aren't that I don't like the style (although I do think those fit pics will all look very silly in a few years, the way 70s clothes look to us now) but rather that:

(a) People obsess over the wrong pieces. The huge sneakers and diaper-like shorts look ridiculous. He makes these finely crafted jackets and gently draping trousers out of great materials, but nobody buys them and they end up on Gilt for cheap. It's a shame.

(b) So many RO enthusiasts on /fa/ are screaming douchebags. Not all of them, but clearly a lot.

>>6608087
I do post OC on /fa/. You may have seen pictures of my dressing room before, with its cheap knock-off Mies Barcelona chair.

>>6608138
I agree entirely with you.

But I think thats Ricks purpose. He says before he wants the young people to provoke the old, and thats what he makes his clothes for, to push boundaries on what men and women should wear and why it may seem "Androgynous".

>>6608161
You know, think that's a reasonable goal, and of course artists, musicians, etc. look to do the same thing. I do think though that a difference between him and let's say Yamamoto is that YY's stuff ages better. I have a YY jacket from the 90s that still works on me as a middle-aged guy as a casual traveling piece. Some of that separates stuff he did in the 80s looks dated but it doesn't look comical. I feel like the big shiny pod shorts won't hold up that well. No designer, even one interested in the fleeting world of fashion, should want to make things that are visually disposable and will look laughable later, you know?

>>6608122
I think he looks handsome and stylish (for his age)
Maybe I'm the wrong one to ask this to, Ive always thought older men are sexy as fuck

>>6608181
I'm OK with you validating my point. :) An anon described him as "ugly/old looking" and I am really trying to help these guys when I tell them that women are attracted to certain traits associated with maturity and success.

>>6608177
I think there exceptions with shit like Avant Garde, but I understand entirely.

>>6608212
Definitely. Men like the one from your first pic exceed this "aura" of power that many women feel attracted to.
Young girls dont really care since they are, again, young but when they get older and mature they realize that the guy wearing goth ninja has nothing going on vs the guy wearing dad core

>>6608160
eh ur kind of missing the point of mies if you're buying knock offs

like I don't really care if you buy knock off furniture, i have a few replica eames chairs myself, but mies was valued because of his attention to detail and choice of materials, your replica just looks odd in the setting

just my 2 cents doe

>>6608238
>mies was valued because of his attention to detail and choice of materials

like any other architect on his level wasn't? I don't see why buying replica mies is any different from any other knock off. Best looking item in the picture imo

>>6608248
>like any other architect on his level wasn't?
yes exactly

like how his bronze skyscrapers in chicago stand apart from all the cheap steel or aluminum ones in the world

while other architects designs were driven by concepts and shapes, he kept pretty tame shapes/design, but had an amazing eye for detail and construction

>>6608238
I don't disagree with you. I bought it a long time ago and if I had to do it over I would have bought something else. Eventually I'll replace it.

I wouldn't buy a real one, though. It is clearly the most uncomfortable chair of all time. I'll sit on it to tie my shoes but mostly it's just something to toss my clothes on while I'm putting a fit together.

>>6608248
pretty much this

OP back and bumping because you've all made this an interesting conversation.

>>6608027
>Music, tits, Star Wars, sushi
>Highlander reference

I wish you were my Dad ;__;

>>6608160

Envious as fuck of your dressing room. Even if I wouldn't own the same pieces I admire the design, not to mention the ability to even have a dressing room.

get away from me. Stop trying to suckle my youth away.

I find it funny that a 44 year old visits a japanese cartoon forum and is insulting kids that are young enough to be his nephew

>>6610560
I'm pretty sure I don't have any kids but I guess it's possible, man. Is your dad not cool? My friends who are around my age and have kids do things like play CoD with them.

>>6610561
Thanks. Most of it was inexpensive; the Ikea system you see in the mirror covers one wall. I think the most expensive part of the whole thing was the Crate & Barrel rug.

>>6610570
You can relax. I don't miss being a kid, except for when I do dumb shit like play soccer and then wind up in agony the next morning because I didn't stretch enough or some shit.

>>6610580
I'm immature as fuck, clearly.

>>6610594
We've had a rather strained relationship since I caught him having an affair. Haven't spoken to him in nearly two years.

>>6607971
>fuccman

>>6610654
>fuccdad

>>6610658
fuccyou

>>6610635
Sorry to hear that, man. I was never that close to my parents in the first place (my generation was like that) so I can only imagine how that must suck.

Everyone screws up sooner or later, so while you should be in no hurry to make any special effort on that front, try not to be pissed off about it forever.

>>6610654
>>6610658
>>6610669
Don't make me pull this car over and come back there, you little fuccs.

>>6610690
shut the fucc up old man

>>6610702
>fuccnoimagination

>>6610702
...and the monkey flings the poo.

>>6608027
Million dollar question, OP:

Murder, She Wrote or Matlock?

>>6604565
How did it feel being one of the extras in Cocoon?

MFW I check in and my fucking thread is still going. Shit's older than I am.

>>6613352
No?
But that thing Craig Ferguson does where he puts up a picture of Angela Lansbury every time he mentions Paul McCartney is still funny.

(Craig Ferguson is a talk-show host whose show comes on after your bedtime.)

>>6613364
I don't geddit.

>>6614345
its /fa/ you dumb old cunt, its a slow moving board.

also nice dad jokes m8 top lel

>>6604565
>>6604565
User sieg heil is older, well the original one. By a year or so, the old guy who had sex with jackal/ white demon

>>6614347
You entered a wide-ranging conversation about mid-century modern furniture, the changing tastes of women, the enduring or temporary nature of the Owens / Yamamoto ouvre and contributed... THAT.

In cultural terms you're a person who wears Ed Hardy and lights his own farts. I hope you don't stay up at night wondering why nobody invites you to anything and you can't hold down a better McJob than Assistant Toilet Cleaner.

>>6608160
I've seen this on styleforum, do you post there, too?

http://www.styleforum.net/t/122761/show-us-your-closet/105#post_2956044

>>6614345
Was waiting for the bedtime comment.

Didnotdissapoint/10, would have a beer with you and ask for advice on qt's.

>>6604565
Advice on qt's please

>>6614345
>comes on after your bedtime

Didnotdisappoint/10, would chill with and talk about qts

You wanna be the board-dad?
We could use a leader.

Wow, you just convinced me to stop coming here so much. I'd fucking kill myself if I was 44 and going on 4chan. Sucks to be you.

post fits
are you a dilf

>>6614386
fuck off spastic

im with >>6616213 lets see the goods

bump, I wanna know more know.
since when do you browse /fa/?

>>6608094
I thought I was the oldest female around here? how old are you? Never seen your face but I assumed you were ~ 23 and that's only bc you once mentioned you were born in the 80s.

...regardless the other day I was buying wine @local market and cashier (well into her 50s) surprised that I was handing her my ID said "Im sure youre not quite as old as I am, but Im guessing youre early 40's?" I thought she was kidding but no! Idk who was more mortified - her (after seeing my dob) or me. I laughed it off but Ive never felt so conscious about getting old. Im 25 and people always tell me I look younger and I ALWAYS get carded when buying alcohol/cigs. Granted twas a long/exhausting day so surely my face showed it, not to mention I was dressed business prof... but jesus fuck that lady really fucked w/my head. Im still not over it.

sidenote: hope this doesn't offend you OP; I wasn't implying that 40+ is a mortifying age - just expressing the humiliation of possibly looking 20 years older than I actually am

inb4 shitstorn of fuccbois telling me I look like shit

tldr: do not ever guesstimate strangers age; it may lead to insulting/uncomfortable situation for everyone involved

>>6619393
The drink and the cigarettes are aging you faster than normal, but you know this. Constant dehydration & under-oxygenation plus your liver and heart are pulling double duty. Slow down and you'll look younger.

>>6604565
ID on the shades on the right?

>>6619393
Can you post a new pic of your ass so I can fap to it? I'll cum on it and show you if you want.

>>6619393
were you wearing make-up that day? i'd estimate you around 27 from the face pic you posted yesterday

>>6619393
>>6619422
This.
Prodigy Id like to touch myself to some new pics pl0x

>>6604565
im banging 15 year olds and getting fucked up at raves while you struggle with erectile disfunction and the fact that youre enough of a fucking loser to still be posting on 4chan even though your life is pretty much over

get at me faggot

>>6619454
calm down bentley
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCo5w6qukJY

>>6619407
are you suggesting I look younger without make up?

>>6619422
>>6619432
ill think about it.

>>6619529
I don't really know how you look either way, I've only scrolled past a few thumbnails on my way to somewhere else. What I am suggesting is that adopting a healthier lifestyle will reflect beauty in your face within weeks.

>>6619553
oohk I see. I agree w/you completely. In fact, I recently quit smoking and cut back on alcohol.
I sincerely wish I didn't party so hardy in my youth either. Not just for beauty purposes but overall psychological and physical health in general. I know the human body and brain has a remarkable ability to recover, however its only to a certain extent.
Kinda blows regarding detrimental life choices in youth - when you can make a difference, you don't wanna. When you wanna make a difference you cant.

>>6619590
post feet pls

>>6619590
inspirational
now post more nudes.

oh shit this question (>>6619529) was intended for >>6619429
**thought you were refn to the before/after make up pic from a few days ago
was just curious bc I think I look younger w/make up

>>6619596
fuck.
is fuuka back up or something? all the content didn't disappear w/out a trace?
knew it was too good to be true

you must be pretty damaged if you hang around /fa/ at 44.

i feel sorry for you, op.

>>6619612
>all the content didn't disappear w/out a trace?
i have a folder with 25 pics

>>6619614
not OP, but - 4Chan is pretty much ten years old right now. There was no established demographic when it started and some people have been here since the beginning. It's not unlikely at all.

>>6619612
Can i have that ass pic now? Like i said , i'll even cum on it if you want me too

>>6619612
pls post a pic of ur feet

>>6619612
why did you even post it if you didn't want people to see it?

>>6619685
>I'll take "Alcohol" for 200, Alex.

What is box wine?

>>6619700
wtf

>>6619685
I was jus dickin around one drunken lonely night I didn't expect shit to get reposted for months after the fact
im not really all that torn up about it...just makes me cringe each and every time. esp bc theyr not exactly flattering photos so everyone thinks im fat

>>6619771
Post another pic of you so I can have a wank! Already started stroking to that other pic lel

>>6619771
please post some new ones
i don't know why but i'm so fucking attracted to you

>>6619771
post flattering photos

could one of you dolls link me to the waywt thread please. my catalogs not working and I cant find it

>>6619785
yes mistress
>>6610929

>>6619787
>>6619783
>>6619785
>>6619771
>>6619781
samefag

You're pathetic PRODIGY you fat sack of shit

>>6619793
post it already

>>6619783
these have already been posted so why not.

>>6619797
whats up YOUR ass?

>>6619822
post pic in pantyhose

>>6619822
do you have the full sized body shots?

>>6619822
those were from my battle with basedprophet
who foolishly thought he was aesthetically superior to me :)
he lost btw

>>6619793
ty

>>6619822
Ass pic now

>>6619824
>>6619833
>mfw these niggas are so thirsty & desprate that they're actually begging that fat bitch for pics

>>6619842
i know but she's still making me really horny

>>6619830
you won a battle against a transsexual cousin fucker. congrats, you must feel really special

>>6619830
>lost

lol no

thirst anons dont make u any less fat hun

>>6619852
mah nigga based finally showed up :D
pup these faggots in there place m9

btw i voted for you last time but the thirst on these beta faggots is unquenchable that's really the only reason that fat slob won

>>6619866
lol check this fit bruh
>>6619840
im loling on the ground lmaoing

>>6619866
don't care for either one, but take basedprophet's dick out of your ass.

>>6619842
your hatred is making me sad bc your life must really suck

>>6619850
no I don't feel special. but I do feel better considering he calls me fat and ugly every fucking day

>>6619852
im really not tryina get into it again bp. its getting old and not fun anymore bc its too easy. aren't you tired of being ethered anyway or is it one of your hobbies now?

>>6619877
u etherd urself with that last fit

really what were u thinking

>>6619870
fat and has pancake tits
top lel

>>6619875
prophet is one of the few tripfags who i actually enjoy having on this godawful board.

keep being a beta faggot begging whales for nudes bro

>>6619866
>>6619909
ok basedprophet your samefagging is getting ridiculous
im pretty sure its common knowledge the only person who likes you around here is twerk

>>6619918
day off?

>>6619918
idk if twerk likes me ive never really talked to him

ur aware that nobody actually likes u they just want ur nudes right?

better than nothing... i guess

>>6619909
>keep being a beta faggot begging whales for nudes bro
Is that the best you could come up with? Holy shit lol.
I'm indifferent when it comes to PRODIGY and basedprophet. However I would choose PRODIGY over basedprophet. PRODIGY actually contributes to the board and seems intelligent. basedprophet just shitposts, and he's on here like 24/7. However, feel free to take that dick.

>>6619927
yea thank god bc I couldn't get to sleep all night and im still wired

look Mario BP is talking shit again can you believe the nerve? he just cant get enough

>>6619830
Judging by those pics I think we all lost.

>>6619918
lol i'm not twerk he's a bro tho

>>6619943
>so mad he sage

>>6619949
yea im up hella early cuz i went to bed early and im wired too.
not sure why, but whatever.

as soon as i find that beat up tent unbasedprophet lives in im gonna fly over there and beat the shit out of him.

>>6619966
>so mad he sage
come on, you're not even trying to make me look bad anymore.

>>6619966
what happens when poet sages?

>>6619982
and also twerk is literally the exact opposite of a bro

>>6619982
how can you sage while still putting your e-mail? i don't think that was poet

>>6619971
he lives around Victoria or British Columbia

>>6619996
i know. this is his tent.

i wasn't aware that basedprophet based

>>6619982
If my post is not important enough to merit bumping, I will sage.
I won't be an asshole behind a sage, if you're wondering. Other than that it's the content of my post that counts the most, not who wrote it. That's why I like using the email field. It means most people will still read it as anonymous, or the style of my content will give me away before name recognition does.

>>6620036
>Other than that it's the content of my post that counts the most, not who wrote it
You could, you know, not use any field.

>>6619982
nothing

>>6619988
To each his own I suppose

>>6619976
You already made yourself look bad when you begged prodigy for pics

>>6620056
>implying I even posted on this thread prior to hearing you ride basedprophet's dick
again, please try harder. even if I did beg, it doesn't change the fact you're riding basedprophet's dick really hard.

>>6619961
hi mifune long time no see. was wondrin if you fell off? not much has changed as you can see

>>6620054
I could. But I prefer the continuity of this mode. I have extended discussions and tones of conversation with several folks here, so I think it serves a purpose without the self importance of a secure tripcode.

>>6620068
you're a cool poster, but come on, it's just like being a trip.
the only difference is it's more subtle.

you could even look at is as weaker because you're hiding.

but there are positives too, i guess.

>>6620079
I guess it is. I've decided that I've contributed enough to take up a name after summer, so I will be more out in the open soon.

>>6620054
you know the whole purpose of a board is to socialize. having an identity is part of socializing. idk why people instantly resolve its an attention seeking mechanism when there are far more effective ways to do so.


the tripcodes serves a good purpose tho - ie - the reason I finally got a "secured" one is bc people were bullying lil girls calling them fat/ugly under my name. that actually got to me bc id never be mean to a lil girl and I wouldn't want others to think so either

>>6607941
What car did you buy?

>>6620098
you are so fucking hot baby
i would totally cream your cunt

>>6620064
>it doesn't change the fact you're riding basedprophet's dick really hard.
...so i like some tripfags on /fa/ big whoop

At least I don't have a thirst for whales, anon.

I seriously hope you're taste in women isn't as shitty as you've made apparent ITT.

>>6620065
you're only 25?

fuck you're haggard.

you keep saying you partied when you were younger, im guessing meth, since that drug ages you more than any other drug ever

you GREATLY shortned your life while smoking that shit

>>6620172
tell it like it is, sieg

>>6604565

no, there was that 60 year old with cancer that one time a few years back. sorry OP, try again in 16 years.

>>6620172
coming from you man, im gonna take this to heart

>>6620191

>>6620191
should you really be talking shit on a fashion board when you dress like you do in that WAYWT thread?

good job on finding a facebook pic after I did an hour and a half cycling trying to keep up with OUCH pro cycling and threw on an old Rag&bone sweater prior to my shower

>>6620208
hahahahahahha
>butthurt central

>>6620135
In his defense im pretty sure he specified he is "indifferent" when it comes to me and bp. his tastes for women have nothing to do with what was discussed. furthermore, even though I don't know him very well, I can assure you I am not the kind of girl he would go for. that being said - this doesn't mean we cant be respectful of each other as a fashion conscious individuals.

tldr - you can spare his credibility and your appreciation for his posts (as in relation to me)

>>6620191
omg
sieg is that your wife or gf?

dammmmmmmmmmmn
hahaha
reported

>>6620208
obviously youre still mad bc I once told you didnt have a chance in hell with me and that I wasn't into fat Mexican neckbeards

>>6620236
i was thinking of how you would respond to this.
probably with a "post fit"

and i was laughing, because i be draped head to toe in Old Navy gear and get a better girl than that.

then i realized saying that would be really fucked up, and a low blow. so i won't say it.

>>6620236
that's his gf...he bought her a helmut lang dress once :) aint dat sweet?

>>6620236
i was thinking of how you would respond to this.
probably with a "post fit"

and i was laughing, because i could be draped up head to toe in Old Navy gear and get a better girl than that.

then i realized saying that would be really fucked up, and a low blow. so i won't say it.

>>6620242
>fat Mexican neckbeards
sieg is asian you cunt

>>6620251
lol yeah im glad you didnt say it bc it be fucked up to call him out on that miserable aesthetic situation

>>6620242
when was this?
im not Mexican

you're not my type, if you lurked here for more than a day you'd know I live a straight edge lifestyle and had an affinity for brown haired blue eyed or brown women

who do you think spammed the kat von d pics ?

goddamn newfag wannabes sit here and talk trash trying to make a "name" for them selves with drama/attacking oldfags

trying to do it with anything other than high end clothes

pathetic

>>6620254
Helmut Lang make moo moos?

44 isn't that old.

>>6620256
my apologies. did I insult your Mexican culture? bc by all means I didnt mean to bring down your entire race by mere comparison to the sieg. he doesn't look Asian tho....do Asians even get fat?

>>6620274
oooh yeah we do lololol

>>6620274
fat, ugly and racist

wow prodigy, you hit a new low, even for you.

not mexican btw
European master race

>>6620254
daww that's cute :D
true soulmates forever.

proof true love does exist

and proof he won't be cheated on

>>6620264
hate to break it to you but the reality of the beast (pun intended) is that no matter how high end your clothes or jeans are no matter how nice the rims on your Honda, they will not make you any more desirable or attractive. or respectable for that matter.

>>6620274
>posts on a fashion forum, despite not wearing any names
>fat, calls others fat to detract from it
>talks shit on 2 other semi-old fags who dress like shit but atleast wear a label
>can't talk shit on my so talks shit on someone who isn't here like a chicken shit
>meth, brags about smoking and binge drinking
> takes 15-20 photos trying to show off cheap flip flops, old navy sweat pants and a cheap looking ill fitting shirt on a WAYWT
you're seriously white trash

I'm 51 years old. This whole thread is built on false pretenses. It's a farce!

>>6620293
forgot pic

>pic related: true love

>>6620296
>you're seriously white trash
and what are you?
i know you aren't white trash, for obvious reasons (not being white).

>>6620296
>YOU MUST WEAR LABELS TO BE FASHIONABLE
Next comes the namedropping, right?

>>6620295
why are you stalking me?

you know what I did for fun in college, you know what I've purchased in the past...it's a little creepy.....and kind of sad.

whats the amount on my bank statement?
what's the combo to my gun safe?

>>6620292
are you kidding me????!!!!!!
so its ok for these assholes to rag on me day and night but when I defend myself im "hitting new lows"???
I hope youre kidding bc that is just preposterous
good job anon you have rustled my jimmies

>>6620303
what's your definition of fashion?

this?>>6620306

>>6620315
>Assumptions

>>6620315
It's funny bc ur a fat mexican with a neck beard who know shit of fashion.

>tfw no knoch

>>6620323
you do realize that knoch and I got along pretty well right?

we were the only tripfags on here for roughly 5 years who had a number of firearms

Jesus people, i chose to stay in on a saturday to hang with everyone here.

come on

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5OXON8vIaA

>>6620311
>>6620311
stalking you?!?!? psss
im actually insulted

all I know is fucking common knowledge of anyone whose been on fa for at least a week and that is
-youre fat ugly and Mexican
-you drive a Honda
-you pretend to be rich tho you buy designer jeans on clearance
-you have a gf (shocking...but true bc proven by photo)

>>6620335
>you pretend to be rich tho you buy designer jeans on clearance
I guess we should all pay as much as possible for our clothes.

>>6620268
>Helmut Lang make moo moos?

I don't think they do stock moo moos, but that shouldn't be a problem because Sieg can get a moo from his cow of girlfriend whenever he wants.

>>6620303
You're missing the point, anon.
I think what seig means is that prodigy tripfags despite the fact that she looks like shit and puts together terrible fits that look like she bought ina clearance at an old navy.

Typical behavior of a newfag. Soon she will learn. If you're going to tripfag at least be charismatic/dress decently (rick owens, raf simons) or have good tier genetics otherwise fuck off nobody cares.

>>6620331
Your "friends" being cool don't make you cool. People look at them, not you, you fat fuck.
Go and /fit/ first, then come back. Everyone knows you can't be fat and effay.
Also, Prodigy may be many things, but fat is not one of them. Stop projecting.

>>6620306
fixed

>>6620335
Hondas are good cars though.

saged, filtered and reported

>>6620335
you know you have none of those correct right?

probably the crank getting to you

the type of trailer trash like you, ie box wine drinking slobs that post themselves naked on /soc/ are the sole reason I hate driving through fly over states.

and for someone who claims to be 25....you're acting a lot like what I did at 14-15

>>6620335
u dissin my car m8

gab that 2 me mug not online and c wot cums about

>>6620358
You're still fighting on the internet doe

>>6620358
>driving through a fly over state not flying over it
>mfw

>>6620345
nah im just making a point he pretends to be rich.

hell I still stop by marshalls on the good side of town for guilt free shopping and shoes. aint no shame. at least I don't pretend to be something im not tho

>>6620351
>Prodigy may be many things, but fat is not one of them.
you're right anon, she's not fat, she's obese

>>6620366
yeah I just cought on to his trolling.

good job sieg 8/10 only bc u had us ALL fooled

>>6620383
but obese means grossly fat

you have to be fat to be obese

oh boy tripfag drama thread.

>>6620355
no longer own one
raced one in college

I moved on long ago, I bent the frame rail, blew a turbo, and shattered the driveshafts (driveshaft shop stage 1.5's for the K swap, non-abs EG which are pretty hard to break)

on a pretty bad nitrous spike

the chasis (frame of the car) is sitting in a junkyard (not and will never be street legal) motor is gone (scrap yard)

turbo is sitting in a snap-on tool box at my parent's house nitrous bottles, empty are in my garage, the actual lines are in my friend's friend's car (mike laskey) who I met at eibach in corona California

http://www.hondatuningmagazine.com/news/htup_0904_earl_and_mike_laskey/photo_01.html

that car ceased to be one piece in late 2011 idk where the fuck prodigy heard of it. maybe since it was on /0/ for like 10 years, thing was a fun track slut, I only managed to run like a 13.05 ET on it, and everyone incl the track managers used to give me shit on my crap driving ability (too much throttle = too much wheel spin= slow ET)

>>6620351
I appreciate the comment.

>>6620383
u say this on an image board bc u think youre funny and anti establishment, however, if you had me in bed naked youd probably nut all over yourself before you even touched me kid.
learn to flirt better

the song i linked was Why Can't we be friends by smash mouth if anyone was wondering.

>>6620386
prodigy has transcended past that

overweight people (fat) can still lose the weight and look normal

prodigy is at point of no return.
even if she lost weight her skin would be all stretched out and disfigured.

>>6620392
nobody wants to hear all that.
all i said was Hondas are good cars.

PS
>>/o/

reported for off topic posted.
also, saged and filtered

>>6608094

LOL

i thought you was like 20 what the hell

>>6620397
I saw that. gave me a chuckle bc smashmouth. too bad these guys aren't old enough to know who they are

>>6620358
>box wine drinking slobs
sniggered

>>6620395
>if you had me in bed naked youd probably nut all over yourself before you even touched me
m8 u must be avin a giraffe if u fink i can nut just from lookin at a girl. cant even wank wifout sum real rank porn. im talking piss, scat, gore, all that lot.

>>6620395
you honestly think you're attractive?
you just stated someone thought you were twice your age, you need to bring that attitude down a couple of notches. you're a 3/10 if you actually did something with your hair, as in stop being cheap/poor and went to a salon

>>6620401
>reported for off topic posted.
You do realize announcing a report is against the rules, right?

>>6620398
do u guys say this stuff just to trick and manipulate me into posting more pics that's are more revealing?

>>6620415
>being fat

>>6620412
no i didn't thanks for the heads up

[::[__]::]
[+[__]::]
its a DS :)

>>6620411
no. but I like to pretend. kinda like u like to pretend that your rich and classy

>>6620412
It's his schtick, bro
Reported, filtered and saged for not recognizing schtick

>>6620191

oh shit, prodigy u just ended him

>>6620428
>still being fat

prodigy is the greatest troll /fa/ has ever seen

why do people take her so seriously>

>>6620430
>It's his schtick, bro
Don't know who that insignificant tripfag is, don't care neither.

>>6620427
yw
run along now the adults are talking here

>>6620428
when did I say I was rich?
I just said I had the right to be here to actually discuss what's at hand.

I think you just got upset at the fact that this wasn't the hey let's go get some cheap shit together and wear it section of 4chan, and everyone started spouting all these names they liked and it pissed your feeble little mind off and thinks everyone looks down on you for it.

whats best for the forum here, is if you actually went away, you have nothing to contribute, im sure if someone wanted to know how to camwhore with a foggy webcam illfitting jeans and poor textures you're a lot of help.

but you're not here
so feel free to go.........

and no, going to college and racing 25 year old cars did not make me rich, it just made me different from the people who just sat there and played beer pong or the engineering students who raced minuture gas powered RC cars......

>>6620447
>not playing beer pong and then racing 40 year old cars
>mfw

>>6620264

lol sieg,
ain't gettin attacked for being an oldfag,
gettin attacked for being sieg, bro

>realize you're sieg's type
>blow chunks

>>6620457
muscle car boom when I was in college, yes that dated me.

1971 Malibu's were easily pulling in 10g's
small block, big block, slant 6, mopar motor in it, didn't matter

hell I even saw a Plymouth sat for $15,5 in college

so I just took $3k, bought a civic, put 25 into it

if I bought a chevelle I would have been pushing $100K to race it, sure I would have been faster, but that wasn't the goal, I had fun, im too old for it now

and it's sure as fuck easier to build a flat tappet 454, with an edlbrock carb than to build a K24 turbo charged civic

but hell, I know that I can do it if I am ever in a bind.........

I don't drink, never have

>>6620264
>I live a straight edge lifestyle
cool. now go listen to Tyler. let the adults talk.

>who do you think spammed the kat von d pics?
who the fuck gives a single fuck and who even knows who the fuck that is.

>had an affinity for brown haired blue eyed or brown women and also very, very large women.
FIFY

>pathetic
i wasn't gonna be the one to say it, but yes, you are.

>>6620468
>>6620447
>>6620392
STOP, no one cares about you and your fucking stories. Re-read OP and tell me you're not derailing as much as Prodigy.

>>6620477
wait let me retype that post so you can understand it. give me a few seconds.

>>6620477
>>6620479
>> 6620264
> Yo vivo un estilo de vida straight edge
cool. Ahora ir a escuchar a Tyler. dejar hablar los adultos.

> ¿Quién crees spam los Kat Von D pics?
quién coño le da una mierda y que incluso sabe quién coño es eso.

> tenía una afinidad por las mujeres de ojos azules o marrones pelo marrón y también mujeres muy, muy grandes.
Fify

> patética
No iba a ser el uno para decirlo, pero sí, lo eres.

>>6620395
>if you had me in bed naked youd probably nut all over yourself before you even touched me kid.
Ew, that gave me a mental image of a cow on my bed. Having sex with you would be the equivalent to bestiality. I rather procreate with my own kind if you don't mind.

Don't get your hopes up. You'd have to get me really fucking drunk to even have a chance with me, hun. just sayin'

>>6620481
autism speaks

cool whiteknighting btw

>>6620495
prodigy is a pudgy, less attractive, less intelligent, harder drug addict version of Blah.

who used to be a tripfag here.

im sure prodigy would do the same shit blah is pulling on tumblr if she even had CLOSE to the body for it

>>6620504
how is learning two languages autistic?
and how is telling him to go listen to Tyler white knighting?

I don't even like Tyler.

>>6620517
Is that what you call "learning" a language? You're like those cunts who claim to be "learning" how to play guitar only to play shitty bonfire songs.
>all dat shitty grammer

>>6620527
it's perfect Spanish you must have translated it wrong.

>>6620517
you realize that im 24, and in about a year and a half about to be a master's graduate right?

im about 8 years passed my prime to be listening to that shit ...I know you're hopelessly in lust with this stupid bitch

and you think you're well traveled because you tried to learn Spanish is rather pathetic

>>6620540
me and prodigy are friends.

and you need to learn about google translator you godamn retard.
holy shit keep up, please.

>>6620552
Mario you have made my night on /fa/, I find your shitposting extremely entertaining.

You on the other hand sieg, I cant believe you were a literal fat neckbeard, Im definitely gunna take a step back and realize which tripfags im being critiqued by next time im in a WAYWT or recent cops thread.

>>6620540
Ive never seen you post a fit, you mind posting one for once?

>>6620607

>>6620517
You're right, what is autistic, though, is going to great lengths of translating that rubbish you wrote in an attempt to troll sieg cause you knew your other post alone sufficient enough.

You've been white knighting prodogy on every thread she gets #rekt on. You just appear there, in fact, i've never seen you post a fit on /fa/ ever.

Do you seriously just tripfag to white knight on that bitch?

>learning two languages
then posts this pic >>6620552
That's not how "learning two languages" works, kid. Anyone can use a fucking translator you fucking nitwit.

>>6620507
You're right.
Hopefully prodogy won't over stay her welcome like blah did.

Prodogy has posted like 2 fits and they've been complete shit and her half naked pics are pretty gross to say the least.

>>6620594
>I find your shitposting extremely entertaining.
This. Mario is easily the most underrated trip.

>>6620623
>alone wasn't* sufficient enough.

Last post for now.
I'll check back later.

>>6620552
>>6620481
You changed it a bit around, but it's still shit.

>> Yo vivo un estilo de vida straight edge
<Soy straight edge
>cool. Ahora ir a escuchar a Tyler. dejar hablar los adultos.
<Genial, ahora ve/anda a escuchar a Tayler y deja hablar a los adultos/que los adultos hablen
>¿Quién crees spam los Kat Von D pics?
<¿Quién crees spameó las fotos de Kat Von D ?
>quién coño le da una mierda y que incluso sabe quién coño es eso.
I can literally think of 8+ ways to say this--different localized idioms, sentence structure and whatnot, and yet this is still incorrect .
> tenía una afinidad por las mujeres de ojos azules o marrones pelo marrón y también mujeres muy, muy grandes.
Ibid.

>patética
<patetico
>No iba a ser el uno para decirlo, pero sí, lo eres.
Ibid.

>>6620613
Dresses better than 95% of /fa/
Nice fit, sieg.

Do you mind if I save your pic to my inspirational folder?

are squids and sieg related? being fat and mexican

>>6620655
No.

>>6620613
you call this a fit?
whos in the pic or did you lose 150lbs?

>>6620623
nobody whitenighting anybody except maybe you - sieg.
you can continue drinking the "hate prodigy" coolade bc youre obviously a follower w/no mind of your own so continue on your downward spiral of rejection and loneliness there will be plenty of likeminded awkward sheep there with you
also...
talk shit post fit fuccboi

>>6620635
>>6620594
I agree wit these guys. Mario is ma fave nig on /fa/ by far more interesting and personable than majority of the self-hating, straight edge, hungry, sexually frustrated, highschoolers that make up the general population of this board

>>6620684
it's me, if I lost 150 pound's i'd weigh 25lbs

also if you weren't a newfag you'd know that im hella short, kevin hart height

>more interesting and personable
>>6620427
>>6620412
>>6620401

you are the cancer killing /fa/

>>6620716
>obese at 175lbs
>admits to being manlet
Youre just setting yourself up for this shit, arent you? Youre probably the type who wouldnt mind having your gf cuckold you as well.

>>6620729
mean to quote:
>>6620707

>>6620653
I don't see why he'd care being that its likely nor even him in that photo. that timestamp doesn't even prove anything.

good trolling sieg, seriously...almost as good as yours truly

>>6620741
wouldn't be the first time, we're on fetlife
>>6620746
are you implying that I actually dress well?!

>>6620613
cool shirt bro

You assholes, prodigy probably an hero from all of you calling her fat last night