/fa/ - Fashion

who cares

he's a shitty novelty designer and all his clothes look goofy as fuck

>>6617202
you can just move to paris and roam the city until you find him or something

>>6617214
u must b a fashin xpert

>>6617214
post a fit then mr.fashion, yeah i thought not. #WREKT

>>6617219
what do I do when I see him

>>6617222
>>6617240
Fuck off he's right. You've never seen Rick clothing in real life only over the internet, it legitimately looks awful outside of catwalks and websites selling the shit.

>>6617222

no, i'm just not another little manchild who jumped nt eh bandwagon and decided to wear ridiculous pants that make you look like you shat yourself and silly clown shoes in public

>tfw it's okay for rick to have big ugly ears and nose but not me

I just want to feel handsome ;_;

>>6617258

I see goofninja all the time. Do you live in some bumfuck flyover town?

>>6617202
I used to feel this way about Russell Simmons back in the day, because I respected the empire he had built so much. Nowadays I'm not so sure, but I still respect him.
I tracked him down to a black business leaders luncheon and talked to him & Rev. Run, got to see them both up close and off duty.

It cost me 52 dollars, for a single ticket to the luncheon and a subway ride.

Just make shit happen, OP. Take crazy risks every now and then. Write your story. But please, quit whining. Work.

I don't have all the answers, OP. I'm actually very scared and fragile and prone to fucking things up, but I keep trying no matter what and I don't let myself get down for long enough to make it a habit.
If you cared enough, you could easily lurk in paris and live in hostels until you track down his movements and engineer some sort of insertion into his life or sphere over time. You could probably get "me&papa rick" selfies in two weeks, and then you could go home and forget about fashion, get back into painting miniatures and extracting DMT. They miss you down at the Games Workshop.

>>6617258
>>6617214
all i hear is shit, but ive yet to seen a fit!

>>6617274

i live in orange county and never seen a goof 8(

>>6617276

lol

tfw existence verified by a admired designer

the world is a kind place V____V

>>6617289

no one cares turny

>>6617276
>, and then you could go home and forget about fashion, get back into painting miniatures and extracting DMT.
such a strange thing to mention what kind of shit you up to bro?
>They miss you down at the games workshop
>implying I'm not the one missing games workshop now that it closed

>>6617274
Yes, it's called England.

Goofninja is good as in all black. But the drapey shit is NOT a good look outside of 1 in a million photos where the guy has the perfect body type and the stars are aligned with Instagram filters that gets reposted 10000 times.

The reality is, most of the elongated stuff looks legitimately trash when you put it on. You look like you scavenged it from a bin. That look might be good for photography but it's not good when you face the reality of walking the streets looking like Lenny the tramp dipped in black paint.

>>6617241
Kick him in the nuts. He will remember you forever.

was walking on the highline last week in nyc and rick was at a photoshoot saw me flipping out through th glass window an waved it was sooooo nxtlvl

>>6617306
My friend once flicked Rick Owens on the elbow.

>>6617282

you don't have to be a chef to know when something tastes like shit

>>6617301
>The reality is, most of the elongated stuff looks legitimately trash when you put it on. You look like you scavenged it from a bin. That look might be good for photography but it's not good when you face the reality of walking the streets looking like Lenny the tramp dipped in black paint.

not it doesn't. You only think that because you've been going on 4chan for so long and have conditioned yourself to have a strong (unwarranted) hatred towards a style you don't wear or see

>>6617282
I've yet to see a fit of you in your Rick gear looking great.
I've yet to receive confirmation that you have in fact tried Rick clothing on in real life. Because you haven't. Because if you had you would know it's trash.

The leather feels REALLY weird too on the asymmetrical jackets. Liker REALLY weird fuck knows what sort of treatments it's been through. It doesn't feel like clothing more like rubber pipe covers you'd find on a building site.

>>6617319
Why are you assuming wrong? I loved Rick, then I saw it in real life, and it sucked. Even the bomber was Michelin man mode. Then I realized Rick is an inside joke/troll job.

>>6617327
haha
i think you just haven't dealt w/ a lot nice leathers.

but if it's not your thing it doesn't mean it's trash m8y

>>6617319
It looks bad. You're gonna throw thousands and thousands away to look like Marilyn Manson on steroids when there are plenty of other fantastic brands to spend your money on that don't make shit that looks like fancy dress.

I'm not gonna lie, you have to literally WEAR a hoodie that comes to your knees and sweatpants with a crotch at your shins before it hits home what you look like in it.

>>6617337
It is my thing, but only the short stuff (rare) and like 1 in 100 leather jackets like I see Bai wearing.

I don't know much about leather maybe it's MEANT to feel like construction material, but I was much more impressed with the leather on Givenchy and Saint Laurent offerings.

>>6617369
>why does this distressed/washed/fuckedwith leather feel funny?

>>6617369
there are sooooooooooooooooo many different rick leather your generalisation is worthless

i've tried on a leather-piece in which i would agree was sort of like rubber tubing (in the sleeves) - i couldnt bend my elbow
i've also tried on a different leather piece in which the leather was so supple i could easily mistake it for moving in a linen shirt.

there are heaps of shorter leathers - even if you have trouble finding there are soooooooo many womans leathers that fit shorther which you could default to.

that's because you like YSL and givenchy more - not because rick is bad.

>>6617397
I don't even like Saint Laurent/Givenchy that much... But that rubber thing is what I felt and I thought it was horrible.

I wanted to find a nice Rick leather bomber/hoodie, and all I could find at his store were these horrible big gorilla-looking things that hung down to my knees, Tarzan loin cloths and men walking around in skirts with SUPREME t-shirts. I took an hour trip on the underground to get there. It was the most disappointing thing ever.

On the bright side Selfridges were selling that PERVERT 17 tee, and some other brand was selling knock-offs saying STEEZY on the back and shit... That was cool. Tired of buying from these shitty backwoods spreadshirt users sticking designs on American Apparel... I wish I remembered the brand name.

>>6617315
Seeing and tasting are two different things.

>>6617289
rick has apparently seen my posts/shops on sz and thinks theyre pretty funny o:

>>6617327
yeah, that's what they're supposed to feel like
oiled calf feels like lubricated condoms
blistered feels like paper
etc

>>6617460
you're patroklus or whatever the fuck right?

IS it true you got a girl to shave her head for you?

>>6617431
>what i felt from 1/1000000000000000000000000 models
sweet

>horrible big gorilla-looking
>bright side Selfridges were selling that PERVERT 17 tee
you probably couldnt rock rick anyway

>>6617460
i was thinking of mentioning you but wanted you to chime in hoping on potential development on rickxtwerk
>thinks they're funny
rick kunfrmed 4 pleb taste

>>6617474
i have no idea what you're talking about

>>6617475

damn your head is huge

>>6617475
i have the arc of my life planned out
i'll be michele's new project before the decade is up
paris debut by 2025
watch the schedules m8

>>6617306
>implying I want to get wrecked

>>6617482
fuck it man

>>6617475
No I can't rock it, it looks bad on me.

Also good job at posting yourself wearing Rick's SHORT stuff which actually looks decent as opposed to the Tarzan-clothing. The only thing remotely dropped is your sweatpants.

>>6617511
i gave ppl tons of style advice on sz, idk if they ever took it
shuit cites me as inspo tho (◡‿◡✿)(◡‿◡✿)(◡‿◡✿)(◡‿◡✿)(◡‿◡✿)

>>6617458

the point is that what a person does or looks like is irrelevant to the validity of what they're saying. If I call a plumber and after he's done water still leaks from the ceiling, would the plumber get away with "hurrr you can only criticise if you can do better"? it's a stupid argument

>>6617502
at which point do i get free samples? B))))
pls make xxs

>>6617517
>yourself
>your
xcusssssssssssssssssssssss meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>6617475
>Bunch of expensive things thrown on top of each other with literally no thought put into it.

>>6617519
You're just rooting for a different team in this fashion game

>>6617519
Don't waste time applying empiricism to this stuff, man. Just follow your heart. It's the easiest thing in the world.

>>6617524
shut up you towelhead sand nigger

>>6617564
crack my trip bro

>>6617564

not me, someone posted my password

>>6617554
Why do you pretend to be intelligent? Are you not aware that actual smart people speak normally when communicating casually?

>>6617502
Hey thanks for posting that image. I'm enjoying staring at it.

>>6617601
The key to intelligence is to be at one with the divine intertwinings of the universal yarn. To thread ourselves repeatedly through a myriad of ackrontoniliabolous loopholes and come out on top.

>>6617633
c.f. bene gesserit
c.f. dune
ps dune 2000 >>>>>>> c&c

>>6617601

Did you find anything he said particularly hard to understand? I swear people are getting stupider and stupider each day.

>>6617202
You could try to sue him for something,
pretty sure he would know your name then

>>6617518
>(◡‿◡✿)(◡‿◡✿)(◡‿◡✿)(◡‿◡✿)(◡‿◡✿)
thats berry cute(◡‿◡✿)(◡‿◡✿)(◡‿◡✿)(◡‿◡✿)(◡‿◡✿)

>>6617646
The only part I found hard to understand is why he purposefully attempts to speak like a scholar when he's probably an art-school dropout.

People who purposefully try to sound intelligent piss me off.

>>6617276
some people don't understand why i don't like you

in the midst of your "i am hip hop white boy foreveralone betamax woe is me but i'm gonna climb that mountain one day" schtick, you advocated stalking

you suggested that someone of whom you have no information about whatsoever, literally stalk and then contact another human being

get some fucking help bro

>>6617574
I c-can't : (

>>6617677
>in the midst of your "i am a anon legion0ar foreveralone betamax woe is me but i'm gonna meme that mountain one day" schtick, you advocated being a faggot
>you suggested that someone of whom you have no information about whatsoever, literally stalk and then contact another human being
>get some fucking help bro

>>6617677
It's not like he advocated harming another human being. OP just said he wants someone to know he exists. poet provided a way for him to get known.

My opinion of poet is fairly neutral but in this situation I think you're being the cunt.

>>6617695
glad you enjoyed it bro

i was proud of that post

>>6617677
Stop being a pussy, I applied the most direct approach to making OP's dream come true. And I framed the whole post as a joke, if you'll be so kind as to notice. I may not be good at writing comedy, but you should consider pulling the stick out of your ass and seeing if that kills the bug you've got jammed up there.

>>6617258
o no ur rite ur fashin xpert

ive seen infinite times more goof irl than u fuccboi

>>6617706
>but you should consider pulling the stick out of your ass and seeing if that kills the bug you've got jammed up there.

>>6617714
>posted from my mom's house in a flyover state

so rick owens is atroll?