/fa/ - Fashion

why do you fuccbois have this thread every da y

I don't give a fuc about what some nerd in asos and h&m had to eat. I don't care that you took 8 adderals and drank a pot of coffee, you're still skinnyfat and have bad fits

>>6595477
fuck off you fat piece of shit

>>6595463
Drink more water or that protein powder is going to fuck your kidneys good.
Especially combined with a diuretic like coffee? Are you insane, man?

>>6595463
Apple Skillet Cake, English Breakfast Tea with soy milk and agave nectar.

pic related

>>6595463
oh my god she is fucking disgusting

>>6595463
its midnight and ive had,
2 pitchers of water
10 raisins
2 baby carrots

45g tub of natto (i've been eating this shit for the last two weeks and feeling great)
wheat grass cocktail

small salad that had some chicken in it

i'm going out drinking with some friends tonight so i probably won't have anything else to eat today

in the morning: two bread with egg and cheese, half a liter of water, and a yoghurt.

at noon: I had mozzarella bread and a latte.

afternoon: I ate some chicken with noodles. I drank milk.

now it's 7PM

at night I will probably eat some muesli etc.

What the fuck is up with these auscwitchz diets?
Srs

1 banana
a tiny bit of goat cheddar
a handfull of peanuts
black coffee
water

>>6595463
>1 Pitcher of Water
>Bacon Sandwich
>Skampi & Toast
>Burger King Angus meal
>Large bag of Maltesers
I'm sitting at 54kg

>>6595492
I know right, she's so fucking fat
Don't eat goddamn

I've had nothing yet, but I'll do yesterday:
2 Glasses OJ
1 Greek Yogurt
3 Pickles
2 Fork Fulls of Cottage Cheese
3.5M Run
Also water/arnold palmer zero

Hopefully I'll be able to get to 10 PM tonight without eating anything, and maybe I'll get a run in.
>Getting back on starvation mode feels good

Bowl of special K creamy berry crunch

Some salmon wrapped in cream cheese stuff

One whole pepperoni pizza

>>6595633
tru
fucking fat bitch
having skin at all is so s/s 11
TELL DEm BOYZ ImA SKELETON

>>6595596
shut up american devil

>>6595644
I AINT GOT A SOuL

>>6595644
I AINT GOT A BRAIN

>>6595651
Wait how did you know I'm an american devil

>>6595644
I AINT GOT A HEART

>>6595658
>>6595655
>>6595652
I JUST GOT THIS PISTOL AND THIS CHAIN

>>6595661
BOY Im TELLEN Em`

>>6595574
... And I'm over six feet tall and I weight 67-70 kg

Woke up like an hour or two ago, only had Trix so far. My breakfast's usually consist of cereal or bacon and cheese on a croissant.

>>6595770
It's not a croissant. It's a Goddamn croissant, and where the hell is it?

>>6595770
>>6595773
Are croissants the most /fa/ food? I think so.

>tfw woke up depressed after putting up a pound and ate a cookies 'n' cream ice cream sandwich with chocolate chip cookies and a pack of four kit kats with oaks for breakfast
Kill me, /fa/ my metabolism is fucking with me. I weight my self every day and just seem to put on and off some pounds even after having two healthy meals with tons of water in between. >tfw no 130 perfect /fa/ weight

>>6595463
>Bacon, 3 strips
>Coffee, one cup
>Grilled cheese sandwich, quantity: one
>cheese and crackers, many
Feeling full/fat, but it's all good :)

>>6595813
>weighing yourself every day

you're retarded. I bet you weigh yourself at random intervals throughout the day as well - of course your weight will fluctuate by a few pounds because of water weight/what you eat. Weigh yourself weekly, right after you wake up and have a good shit.

>>6595813
Eat more fiber. Take a fiber supplement after every meal. That tang-looking stuff that turns into a gel in your tummy.

Peanut butter multigrain cherrios with skim milk

Spinach salad with cashews, bluberrys, grapes, and poppyseed dressing

>>6595822
>I bet you weigh yourself at random intervals throughout the day as well
No, I weight myself every morning
Weighing yourself every day helps figure out what you're doing wrong or right with your diet.

>>protein powder
>>eating like shit

Why do people do this? Do they just think it's a magic vitamin>

>>6595828

No it doesn't you fucking idiot. Have you actually read any diet books? or at least read a 100 articles on the subject of dieting and eating healthy?

You're just an obsessed idiot.

10/10 for making me respond.

/fit/ here

big bowl of oatmeal in the morning

200g cottage cheese

sandwich with eggs

dinner lots of meat and brown rice

200g cottage cheese

2L water during the day

>pic related, I got the sandwich idea from that picture and it its goddamn delicious

This bucket of nastiness. 1l of low fat quark with some raisins, cinnamon & apple. Forgot to pick up whey, atleast i hit my macros but it was a struggle.

>>6595895
>LOL LET ME PRESS ENTER AFTER EVER SENTENCE CAUSE I'M SO LEDDIT <3
Fuck off, Opinion invalid

>>6595825
Doesn't fiber just make you use the bathroom more often?

this is what I ate yesterday, today I have adderall and coffee so no food 4 me

coffee
blueberries

coffee
apple

diet coke
black beans

this is what I eat most days

>>6595927
I like your style. I used to eat like that before I started working out. Now I have the appetite of a velociraptor and I'm fatter than ever.

>>6595913
>tfw no Mägerquark in Canada
>anything marketed as quark is just greek yogurt

Haven't had anything but coffee so far, just because I've been sulking around the house.

But I'm about to poach some eggs and throw them on a wheat roll with some avocado, swiss, and pesto if it wasn't finished off by the girlfriend this morning on her way to work.

>>6595934
yeah man, shit like beans and lentils is better than fucking rice cakes

sometimes I go for shit like oats, low fat cottage cheese, spinach, etc. you know the drill

>>6595935
Taste-wise, you're not missing out.

>>6595477
This guy knows what's up

1 large meat lovers pizza
2 bottles of mtn dew
12~ Oreos
2 microwave burritos
1/2 a bag of Doritos
1/3rd of a chocolate cake my mom made
1 bowl of fruit loops
I want to be /fa/ and /fit/ but it's so fucking hard. I'm still not even done eating for today..
5'6 285~ lbs.
Should I an hero?

ITT: autistic delusional faggots circlejerking over how they think it makes them cool to starve themselves

-3 liters of milk
-1 Pizza "Texas"
-1 Crispy Chicken Burger
-500 g Magerquark (German master race)
- 85 g Hazelnuts
-5 fish oil capsules

4623 cals

>Implying I'm even fat
>Implying I don't look better than all of you combined
>Implying I'm even bulking dirty, just 6'4''
>inb4 butthurt wannabe skeletons

>>6596209

>drinking milk
>not being a pleb

Next thing you're gonna tell me is that chlorine is good for you skin?

top lel

also

>implying you aren't a delusional /fit/izen with a shriveled up dick

>>6596217
Stay jelly you scrawny fuccboi.

2 plain rice cakes
black coffee
coke zero

stats: 5'1" and 77 lbs
wooohooo!

>>6596223

I sniped your retarded reply to this thread from the frontpage, came in here to laugh at you, thanks for the amusement you battyboi.

3 eggs 2 toast
EC Stack

Thinkthin bar

Chicken Caesar salad
EC Stack

Thinkthin bar
1/2 EC Stack

/fit/ x /fa/ diet

>>6596235
>dat obvious jelly

i think it's time to stop posting, skinny kid.

It's not that hard to exercise regularly. Easier than starving yourself and abusing stimulants.

>>6596243
A lot easier, actually.

Drinking a TruAde right now, if your local store sells it I recommend trying it. Tastes good as fuck and is only FIVE calories per can.

>>6596241

Nah mate i got enough time to reply to your shit.

>breakfast
6 sandwiches, 2 with meat, 2 with chocolate shit on it, and 2 with peanut butter. Drank around 500ml of limonade.

>snack
Bag of chips, chocolate bar, cake, cookies

>dinner
rice with ground meat and beans, with salad on the side

gonna haf sum more d-dinner

I bet I could eat some of the people in this thread.

>>6596166
Consider it.

>>6596166
are you 4reel

ok first

you're a girl, what the fuck are you doing

get a thinspo tumblr and a script for adderall

>>6596246
but it is less fun

and I like the hungry skeleton look

different strokes, faggot

so far 4 litres of water

a couple of skittles

Half a lime

>>6595463
maple and pecan crisp cereal
tomato soup with 2 slices of multigrain bread

i got up at 1pm though

>>6596312
I'm not a girl.. I'm a guy. It's too hard to exercise though and I love food.

>>6595917
LE EPIC ARGUMENTUM AD HOMINEM XDDDD

>>6595926
yes, the food you eat won't spend as much time getting absorbed into your body.
A good fiber induced dump will also clean out some weight in pure shit. Seriously.

Fried fish
Quarter Pounder
Potato "pie" from the oven
cucumber salad with mayonaise onion vinegar and dill
Small glass of cola
A bunch of water

>>6596388
Too hard to exercise? It's really not. You just have to force yourself to form a habit. I exercise because it's just part of a day for me now, like brushing my teeth or popping vitamins in the morning.

Get into the rhythm, you'll adjust in a month or so. Don't bitch about it (nor let others fuck you over because of it), get some Nike into your life and just do it.

>>6596415

>>6595899
Well done

>>6595899
>tfw a /fit/bro i know irl got me into oatmeal

its so delicious and filling, and less than a pound for a big bag of the shit that lasts like a month

Coffee with milk and a tiny piece of raw sugar
A spoonful of honey oats multigrain cereal

Morning and midday is easy, it's in the evening that I have trouble keeping myself away from delicious foods. I'll try to hang on with green tea, apples and cigarettes.

>>6596388
It pays off such huge psychological dividends, though. It's like an antidepressant that actually works.

>>6595492
Greek yogurt
Ice cream cone from mcdonalds
2 doses of ec stack so far.

I also have a headache from the lack of nicotine. Left my lighter at home so I haven't had a chance to smoke.

>>6595463
2 hotdogs
a box of chicken nuggets
water

;_;
>Tfw one or two meals a day
>Tfw only 1000 to 1300 kcal

>>6596454
Enjoy being skinnyfat you fucking retard.

almond bar
two bites of potato salad
shot of wheatgrass
cup of coffee
cup of green tea
iced black tea

>>6596427

No, it was delicious.

>>6595483
>english breakfast tea

my nigga

>>6595895
diet books don't work diets don't work long term do some excersize disregard the professiosnals nerd

>>6596418
>vitamins
why u waste ur money on this shit

>>6595463
>Six cups of black coffee
Enjoy the shits.

>>6595463
That sounds absolutely awful.

I'm currently eating an omelette-thing with eggs/cheese/chopped tomatoes, and two pieces of toast with grape jelly, and a glass of water.

two large mcdicks iced coffees and a viet sub
get on my level fuccbois

>>6596691

This hahaha

>>6596768
The sugar turns right into fats, I hope you added none.

an iced coffee
cigarettes
3-4 bites of pork chop
cigarettes
similac

Drank water and took 2 fish oil pills @ 4am and two pieces of gum thoughout the day

Its 4 43 now.

Visiting my mothers home.
Uhhh, so tasty.
Eating like a fatty bitch.
I hadn't eat so much for fucking year.

2 eggs so far and diet pepsi

how can you guys deal with sub 200 calories? Im lying down in bed with hunger pain : (

>>6596882
how much do you weigh?

>>6596879
I fucking love that feeling

nutella sandwich and coffee
dunkaroos
pizza and coke
carrots, cucumbers and celery
5 glasses of water

fuk da h8rz

Just a bowl of cinnamon life cereal. Nothing else.

>a bowl of honey bunches of oats and skim milk
>a medium frap
no idea what i'm doing for dinner

>>6595480
This.. protein is really bad for your kidneys. Stop being a faggot.

3 eggs scrambled with cheese, toast, cereal
roastbeef and swiss cheese sandwich w/ sourcream & onion chips
I haven't had dinner yet, but I might make spaghetti or mac n cheese.

im tryin to get my bmi from mid-low 20s to like 10 or below, 5'9" and around 150 lbs

im down for dropping calories as dangerously low as possible without, you know, killing myself, so ive started aiming for no more than 1000 calories a day, just one meal usually consisting of chicken, eggs, and veggies + a couple protein shakes & a protein bar to keep me going through the day. and of course drinking water all day.

can you guys recommend what kind of exercise to do, as well as how long it should take roughly to hit my goal

>>6597009
You can try /fit/, but most people will tell you "eat and lift."

>>6597017
ive looked around there, but everyone is about lifting and getting big

the advice in >>6594319 is more what im after

>>6597009
If you're just trying to lose weight in general without lifting, use a site like myfitnesspal to track your calories (input what you eat each day) and depending on what you choose goal-wise to lose each week (I think 2lbs is the highest in terms of safety), it'll give you a daily max calorie limit to eat, and generally make the entire process much easier.

>>6597047
He's 150lbs and 5'9 he doesn't need to lose weight he needs to lose fat. In which case he doesn't need to cut calories he just needs to do any cardio and a lot of it and keep eating normally for calories, just not eating bad food.

>>6595463
3 cups or so of black coffee (small ones)
Water
Some peas and cheese for dinner.
1 glass of milk 2 hours before sleeping.

>>6595828

>weighing yourself everyday

wtf am I reading.

>>6597064
Ah alright, apologies. I guess I need to do the same as I'm taller and weigh less.

>>6597009
Shit nigger I know the underweight thing isn't taken that seriously here but a bmi of 10 or below will kill you

>>6595927

fucking faggot tryhard, eat some real food you anemic cunt

>>6596957
6ft2
175lbs

>>6597126
oh i meant bf% there lol. i dont know my current bf% since i dont have calipers

but aight thanks guys i will keep up my cardio, been doing ~3 miles 3 times a week. if anything just make sure i burn more than i eat by the end of the day right?

>>6595463
>small bowl of cereal for breakfast around 6am
insert 5 hour work day here
>3 slices of spinach and chicken pizza around 1pm after work
>about to go to chick-fil-a at 7pm for a large spicy chicken meal with a sweet tea

I just woke up, so i'll do yesterday

>didn't eat till 1, had uni and went for a run before that
>Bowl of cereal
>ham and tomato sandwich on country grain bread
>2 homemade vege patties with a rocket salad
>Strawberries and an apple
>Salmon pasta with olives, sundried tomato and greek yoghurt, and some homemade garlic bread

I might talk myself into going for a run again today

>>6597009
really recommend you to try leangains, you will gain muscle but achieve the weight loss you want at the same time, try it.

>>6595828
you should not be weighing yourself everyday, this will just make you crazy about you numbers. weigh yourself each fortnight instead.

>>6595477
this man

fucking this guy right here

give this dude an emmy

>I don't give a fuc about what some nerd in asos and h&m had to eat
hit the nail on the head

do you guys think youre some male models on vfiles or something ahahahahahahha

fucking lamers

>>6598018
r u obese?

>>6598018
This dude gets it

All you fags who think you're automatically /fa/ by having 6 cups of coffee, red bull, and a piece of toast seriously need to rethink your priorities

>>6598107
thinking you're effay by doing things other than wearing clothes makes u a fuccboi

I've given up all hopes of getting any taller. Time to stave myself.

>>6598107
This.

>>6598107
I think pretty much everyone in this thread posted normal shit. Only faggots post coffee and nuts or something.

>>6598052
not at all

stay mad girlyboi

>>6598277
prove it

ITT: skeletons

Italian BMT w/ lettuce, cucumbers, peppers, onions, olives and southwest sauce, red doritos and a coke.

I'm the worst kind of eater, I eat one unhealthy thing and don't eat anything else.

2 eggs and cheese
coffee with cream
chicken and cheese
probably going to have something else.

water
strawberries

>breakfast
beef jerky stick
protein bar
1/2 oz pork rinds

>lunch
1/2 gallon of green beans
quart of crystal light juice

>dinner
2 cups frozen fruit
protein shake

My lips were dry so i put some chapstick on... and accidentally licked the edge of my lips and got some in my mouth and swallowed. Fml so many calz

>>6596217
>being old enough to use 4chan
>not drinking milk
MOM PLS I WANT A PEPSI

>>6595463
>1 egg
>4 cups of black coffee
>2 apples
>cottage cheeze for my sleep

>>6598452
fucking fatty

>small bowl honey nut cheerios
>mango, pineapple, strawberry, and banana smoothie spiked with emergen-C and airborne because i'm sick

did you know the serving size for ice cream is like a half a cup?

6 cups of coffee
like 8 pints of water
chinese chicken curry
grilled cheese sandwich
a pack of midget gems
an apple

Blended oats, milk, banana with vanilla extract

A small serving chickpeas with rice

A small meat pie

Drank nothing but water

I think my diet is still not enough to lose some weight.

>5'10" 154 lbs
>tfw gained weight since February from 141lbs

Fuck me.

fucking everything
>tfw under 100 lbs
>tfw trying to put on weight for 3 months

>>6598765
ya its like one scoop

Kashi honey almond crunch, one cup
Milk, 8 oz
9 cups coffee.

Then I got home.

12 ounce PBR, 5 servings
12 ounce Genny cream ale, 1 serving
4 burger patties.
burger roll, 1 serving
2 stems of romaine
Dubhe black IPA, 1 serving
Southern tier Live, 3 servings
2 hot dogs in the toaster.
Fuck I feel fat after typing that all out. Which I should, I am fat.

are these diets working?? post pics of yourselves

>>6599357
Your teeth must be yellow as fuck.

i had an apple and ~64oz of water so far

Spit and a fly that flew into my mouth

Didnt get to eat until like 6pm because I woke up late and had an appointment to get haircut in upper Manhattan and I was in lower east. I ate 3 dorito tacos from Taco Bell and had a root beer soda.

why would you do this
why not just do keto

>>6595463
>peanut butter and bannana sandwich
>2 eggs and jerky for pre lunch
>small container of stewed lamb with a little rice and beans
>1/3rd a bottle of smothie
>half a can of chili and a slice of bread with some cheese for dinner

still at like 1800 calories

tfw 5"11", 150. Should I bother losing more weight?

>>6595477
Because to be overweight is to be ugly

>>6595463
Water
Tea
A bit of pasta
and a muffin

Sounds like you had a really good day, OP. Great job, keep it up!

>>6595610
Yes, but how tall are you?

>>6595813
Oh God. Don't...please don't do that to your body.

>>6595899
Thank you for giving me motivation to throw up. Chills ran down when I imagined myself eating all this.

>>6595492
fatty detected

5'10 110lbs master race

>>6595463
1 cup black coffee w/ one spoon of sugar, tuna casserole, 2 slices of buttered toast, 5 beers.

>>6600315
I'm 5'9 and 120 lbs, and honestly, I'm pretty thin. If you're an inch taller than me and also ten pounds less, you're scary thin.

>>6600315
You're a skeleton or a liar. In either case, fuck off.

>>6600332
Dude, no. Skeletons are the best. I only wish I could also be a skeleton. Skeletons are so fucking attractive

>>6600350
>confirming anorexia stereotypes about /fa/

>>6600332
top kek, I bet you're 5'7 150lbs, you fat cunt.

>>6600354
I'm 5'11" and between 145-150lb depending on the day. I am hoping to gain some weight in the form of muscle soon.

>>6600357
fucking hamplanet, just as I thought. Topmost lel.

>>6600315
If you're a girl, you definitely skip periods.

>>6600365
Yeah, no. Kindly fuck off and try trolling someone else.

~1 lb ribeye
some pesto pasta
6 eggs
pot of brown rice
cup of walnuts
cup of almonds
water

>come at me skellyfags

>>6595463
fat/10 would not bone

>>6600370
1. Go the bathroom
2. Turn on the sink or the radio if there are other people in the house
3. Take off any jewelry, nice clothing, or just any valuable items.
4. If you have long hair, tie it up.
4. Bend over on your knees
5. Put 2 fingers in your mouth (one isn’t thick enough, three maybe too much)
7. Before you put your fingers in your throat, you should wet them just to help them go down and feel less uncomfortable in your mouth.
8. You should feel a flap after reaching far enough in, press and get under there
9. You will begin to salivate, and you may tear up. You will start to gag and want to pull your fingers out, but don't. Just keep pressing until you vomit.

>>6600379
punny

>>6600398
>implying I didn't throw up last night after drinking half a cup of olive oil to hit my calorie macros at the last minute

>>6600415
Extra steps:
After vomiting, wash your hands off immediately in order to keep nail and finger damage to a minimum.

Then take some baking soda, mix it in with a little bit of water (just a very small amount), and rinse. Obviously, it will be revolting, but if you want to save your teeth, do it. Also, vomiting often can give you esophageal cancer, so you might wanna swallow just a super tiny bit of the baking soda/water. Baking soda is base and helps neutralize the hydrochloric acid.

>>6595463
I'm just back from the gym and about to have breakfast.

Half a cup of rice and 8 eggs, a ton of olive oil.
I'll be having 600g chicken, 300g lentils, 150g black eyed beans, 100g kidney beans, and a chilli sauce later.

500g Greek yoghurt, 100g oats, 2 peaches as a snack between the two meals.
Probably some bran flakes before bed.

Looking at 3600 calories.

>>6600456
See:
>>6600398
>>6600440

>>6600465
But my naked body is glorious to behold. I wouldn't want to ruin that.

In my late teens I was a skinny pretty boy. And I enjoyed it, but it was time to grow up.

>>6600473
>And I enjoyed it, but it was time to grow up
Time to grow up? more like time to throw up.

>>6600456
Are you a power lifter?

le anorexic face

>>6600398
Fuck, I love this board.

>>6595773
>butchering an already shitty joke this badly

Okay, let's see...
>Two Hesburger Chicken Burgers.
>One Extra large burger from a nasty grill side shack
>One package of chicken nuggets
>A bag of candy (the whole bag).
>A sandwich (really thick and filled with a lot of meat).
>I spent the rest of the day eating pretzel sticks.
It's not even 7 o'clock here, I might want to eat more.

I'm 5'10'' and 49 kg.

>>6598018
>do you guys think youre some male models on vfiles or something
sorry i now have to disregard everything else you said and will say

>>6600398
What the fuck is wrong with this board

Full 200g bar of Cadburys Jellybean and Popping candy chocolate bar, 2 plates of Mac n cheese, Garlic bread, few packs of Wotsits and a Magnum Ice Cream. Oh and pancakes with nutella.
>I eat like this erryday
>Still weigh 106lbs
>Impossible to put on weight

Nothing yet because it's only 9:30, but I don't really plan on eating much either... i just got back from a month in Germany, with like no time or internet to count calories properly and so much going out to eat.. probably put on a good five pounds at least

<Be me
<Skinnyfat

wat do pls help me look normal

>>6602519
"<"
Son, what are you doing?